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THE CHINA MAIL, FEBRUARY 8, 1937.

THE

WORLD

GOES BY

THINK this is really rich. It is

written by H. L. Mencken. · "The moment war breaks out the whole country heaves a vast sigh of satisfaction." All the rules

MOVE AGAINST

COMMUNISTS

Fu Shih "Government" To Be Dislodged

Nanking, To-day.

A govenment news agency here released a Taiyuan report stating that government forces in Shensi are moving north to attack the Communist headquarters at Fu Shih, also known as Yen An, about 100 miles north of Sianfu.

More government troops are mov-

suddenly suspended. There ing up to surround the Communist are new and better jobs for every-capital where a

are

Soviet Socialist

one Every girl has two beaux Government has been formed with and every boy three girls. The old Miao Tse-tung as the chief execu fellows make speeches, hunt spies, tive

that Other reports stated

the

Shensi

try to get their share of the easy money. The old gals knit socks, peaceful settlement of the cheer the parades, and dream of impasse is based on a compromise. handsome generals coming home to-Union News.

steal them from their husbands.

War is to at least nine people out

of ten the supreme circus of cir "TREASON" CHARGE suses, the show beyond compare.

It is Hollywood multiplied by ten thousand. It is a hunt for public enemies with a million. Dillingers scattered through the woods.”

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REPLY

George Lansbury On Recruiting

And there, fellow cannon fodder,

Mr. George Lansbury, M.P., in al you have it. You can blast the life speech at Bow replied to the statement out of the flower of mankind and aby Mr. T. Levy, MP., that people who decade later they will be asking for hindered recruiting were morally guilty

of treason.

more.

2m

"If he means persons like myself, Up to the present only a small who are members of the Peace Pledge proportion of a nation has felt the Union, I am flattered to think that real agony of war. It will be in-our propaganda has been so effec- structive, if not pleasant, to see tive," Mr. Lansbury said. “I whether we will appreciate the ex-afraid, however, this is not quite all perience a little better when the The persons most responsible are next holocaust, which will involve the Prime Ministers, archbishops, civil populations, descends among bishops, scientists and soldiers, who unite in saying that another great war means making the world safe for bar-i barism.

HIS.

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the truth.

"There is an alternative, and that Ever since I heard that someone is the way of conference. Let us de-l had suggested a searchlight to send‡mand that a new world conference be out a black ray to blot out the moon called immediately to discuss how to on air raid nights, I have been alremove the causes which lead to war." keen student of inventions.

May I present to you the follow-Allowed to escape, the rat scares ing world-shattering devices?

away other rats by his tinkling.

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A rat trap which ties a tiny bell around the neck of a trapped rat

When Girls In Their 'Teens Lose Weight.

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A pedal calorificator consisting! of a set of tubes stretching from head to foot, into which the owner Blows in order to warm the soles of his feet.

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A mechanism for boring holes in bald scalps and inserting therein

Girls in their 'teens often outgrow any desired length of hair.. their strength and become tall and

weedy. When young peo- ple are growing, or when

A set of electromagnets affixed to adults are under weight, the side of a battleship and design- nature must have the pro-ed to attract any enemy submarine per materials or the body will not gain a pound, lurking in the vicinity. When the Very often the body build- submarine is sucked to the ship's ing material required is side the occupants are automatical- iron

ly electrocuted.

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