WITH
HONG KONG
HOTEL
DINNER DANCES
NIGHTLY
IN THE
ROOF GARDEN
AND
THE "GRIPPS"
THE CHINA MAIL THURSDAY SUPPLEMENT, NOVEMBER 19, 1936
POP
An Irate Mother
GO IN
GET YOUR HAIR-BR
The Youthful Salesman
LOOK AT THIS GENTLEMAN'S
LOVELY HEAD
OF: HAIR
EULA HOFF
AND
BOB BURNETT
in the Roof Garden
SATURDAY, 21st NOVEMBER
EXTENSION TILL 3 AM
AND
CLEAN YOUR SHOES
AND YOU
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RESTORER, SIR.
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Why Not Go After the Money
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SELF-PRESERVATION :....
IS PARTICULARLY MARKED
IN THE -FEMALE
WELL, DOCTOR, WHY NOT
MAKE USE OF THAN
→
HOW
WAS HE -BALD ONCE
YES SIR
GIVE UP
PSYCHOLOGY
LOOK!
HE WAS AS
BALD
AS THIS.
AND OPEN A
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More Schoolboy Howlers
THILDREN often remember
the sound of a sentence parrot-like, without in the least understanding the meaning of what they have heard. Take this example: "A penny has the King's head on one side, and a girl riding a bike on the other. Her name is Ruby Tanier." And here is another of similar type: "The Equator is a menagerie. lion running round the centre of the earth.”
The most common, form of the howlers. is produced by novice's desperate efforts to fur- nish defnitions. Here are a few choice examples which demon- strate how easily the unread youth may trip up-over words of similar sound or construc- tion-
The people in Iceland are. called "Equinoxes”.
“A Glazier is a man who runs down' mountains.”
Ev© 1924: by Bell Rymdienow)
"Moths do not eat much bei cause they live on holes."
swan is called a
A young singlet."
"The Royal Mint is what the King puts, on his roast lamb.”
"A spectre is a man who cheers a football team.”.
"Meteors tell you how much gas you are using.”
“Spaghetti is what they throw about at weddings.”. ✔
"A man who lives to be a hun- dred, is called a centipede.".
"Joan of Arc was Noah's wife."
"Before a team can become a monk, he has to have his tonsils cut.**
means
"Average
something that hens lay their eggs on."
"The masculine of vixen is- vicar."
"In 1620 the Pilgrim Fathers crossed the oceaa. This is known
as the. "Pilgrim's Progress.”
she fanction of the stomach
"Virgil is the man who cleans is to held up the petticoat." up churches."
“Sub judice is the bench on
"A vacuum is where the Pope which judges sit.” of Rome lives
"Mandolines are high Chinese, officials.
“Lumbago is 1 mineral used for making <pencils.*
“Politics are a deadly" form, at insect life.”
"Biology is the science of part chasing.
“Encroach means the wife of
Climate Jasts all the
A total eclipse is one which lasts for ever." "Transparent
means
thing you can see through,” as for instance **** a keyhole.”
“A buttress is a female gostos A draft clerk, is a man who works in a banic and opens zd "shuts the doors for customers.
estion “A hobby is the
gardenia is the wife of
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-WEST
NORTH
Bridge Problem
The bidding. (both siổn vii- nerable):- North East
South West Pass 24 Pass4 N. T.. Pass
5 N... Pass
Double Pas
Pass
Opening lead by West, the Jack of hearts. South's even bid was a; „stretch --- six,” would have best correct," Nevertheless bei managed to" maka" his. contract, even a caingt Eagi's. Dee-trumps to the qu How did he do 112 (or să- swar below.)))
SOUTH
EAST
40 1934, by Bell Synd