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THE CHINA MA
LLOYD TRIESTINO Peters As A Personal Magnet
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(Continued from Pure 1) – «As man to man, says I, T'll so looked him straight in the eye.
I sat down by the bed and and look him over. So I put Now, says I get your mind off bottle of Resurrection Bitters in my the disease. You ain't sick. You pocket and goes up on the hill to haven't got a heart or a clavicle or the Mayor's mansion, the finest funny-bone or brains or anything. house in town, with a mansard roof You haven't got any pain. Declare and two cast-iron dogs on the lawn error. Now you feel the pain that
"This Mayor Banks was in" bed
all but his whiskers and feet. He you didn't have leaving, don't you?" was making internal noises that doc, says the Mayor, darned If 1 I do feel some little better, would have had everybody in San don't. Now state a few los about Francisco hiking for the parks, my not having this swelling in my young man was standing by the bed left side, and I think I could be |holding-a-cup-of-water,
and buckwheat cakes," propped up and have some sausage Can't
Doc, mys the Mayor, I'm E ful sick. I'm about to die, {you do nothing for me?”//
"Mr. Mayor,' saya I, 'I'm not a [regular pre-ordained disciple of S.
"I made a few passes with my hands,
"Now, says I, the Infamma-
Q. Lapius. I never took a course in tion's gone. The right lobs of the
a medical college," says I, 'I've just Perihelion has subsided. You'r come as a fellow-man to see if getting sleepy. You can't hold your could be of assistance?"
eyes open any longer. For the pre- sent the disease is checked. Now, you are asleep.
"I'm deeply obliged," says he Doc Waugh-hoo, this Is my nephew, Mr. Biddle,
He has tried to The Mayor shut his eyes slowly alleviate my distress, but without and began to andre.
Buccess
Oh, Lordy! Ow-ów-ow!' You observe, Mr. Tiddle,' says
1, the wonders of modern science."
The sings out.
"I nods at Mr. Biddle and peta "Biddle,' says he.. "When - will down by the bed and feels the you give uncle the rest of the treat- Mayor's pulse. 'Let me see your ment, Dr. Pooh-pooh ?' Hver your tongue, I mean," saya I. Then I turns up the lids of his eyes and looks close at the pupils of 'em. How long have you been sick? I asked.
"'I was taken down-ow-ouch-on time. Well, Mr. Riddle,' says I "The next morning. I went back last night,' says the Mayor. Gimme when he opened the bedroom door, something for it, doc, won't you?" and how is uncle this morning?"
"He seems much better,' says the
**Waugh-hoo,' says I. 'I'll come) he wakes up give him eight drops back at eleven to-morrow. When
f turpentine and three pounds of steak. Good morning."
young man.
Baer's Balm Suit
If Max Baer, heavyweight cham plonship contender, had hitched bla wagon to a star, be wouldn't be de fendant in a suit for $250,000 brought by Bee Star, above, eineus serialist, who charges the boxer proposed to her and forgot. She has led it at New York where Baer la appearing as night club Impresaria
it wasn't softening of the brain, I guess, anyway?.
"A detective,' says L. "'Correct,' says Biddle. I'll have to turn you over to the sherif.
"'Let's see you do it,' says 1, and Mr. Fiddle,' says I, 'raise the window shade a bit, will you?*·
grabs Biddle by the throst and half throws him out of the window, "'Biddle,' says the young man.j 'Do you feel like you could eat some was fine. I gave him
"The Mayor's colour and puls: but he pulls a gun and sticks it]
another under my chin, and I stand still. [ham and eggs, Uncle James 7′′
"Mr. 'Mayor,' saya I, after laying the pain left him.
treatment, and he said the last of Then he puts handcuffs on me, and
takes the money out of my pocket. my ear to his right shoulder-blade
"Now,' says I, 'you'd better
"" witness," says he, that and listening, 'you've got a bad at-stay in bed for a day or two, and they're the same bills that you and tack of super-inflammation of the you'll be all right. It's a right clavicle of the harpsichord!"
I marked, Judge Banks, I'll turn good thing I happened to be in Fisher them over to the sheriff when we ""Good Lord!'' says he, with
Hill, Mr. Mayor,' says. I, 'for all the get to his office, and he'll send you groan. 'Can't you rub something remedies in the cornucopia that the receipt. They'll have to be used on it, or set it or anything?"
"I picks up my hat and starts for couldn't have saved you. And now
regular schools of medicine use as evidence in the case."
"All right, Mr. Biddle,' says "the the door.
"'You ain't going, doc?' says the Mayor with a howl. You ain't go ing away and leave me to die with this-superfluity of the chupboards, are you?'
that error has flew and pain proved Mayor. And now, Doc Waugh-hoo," a perjurer, let's allude to a cheer- be goes on, why don't you demon- fuller subject-say the fee of $250. strate? Can't you pull the cork out No cheques, please; I hate to write of your magnetism with your teeth my name pn the back of a cheque and hocus-pocus them handcuffs alraost as bad as I do on the front" off?!!!
"Common humanity, Dr. WhoR"I've got the cash here,' anys the "Come on, officer,' says 1, digni- ha,' says Mr. Biddle, 'ought to pre-Mayor, pulling a pocket-book from fied. I may as well make the best vent your deserting a fellow-human under his pillow, In distress."
"You're under
of it. And then I turns to old "He counts "'Dr. Waugh-hoo, when you get notes and holds 'em in his hand.
out five fifty-dollár Banks and rattles my chains. through ploughing,' says I.
"'Mr. Mayor," saya I, the time; And then I walks back to the bel and Biddle.
"Bring the receipt, he says to will come soon when you'll bellove
that personal magnetism is a suc throws back my long hair.
"I signed the receipt and the cess. And you'll be "'Mr. Mayor,* ́anya 1, there is Mayor handed me the money. I succeeded in this case, too."
sure that it only one hope for you. Drugs will put it in my Inside pocket careful, "And I guess it did. do you no good. But there is an-; ""Now do your duty, officer,' "When we got nearly to the gate! other power higher yet, although says the Mayor, grinning much un-I says: We might meet somebody drugs are high enough," says L. like a sick man.
"And what is that?' says he.
take 'em off, and Hey? Why, "Mr. Biddle lays his hand on my tow, Andy. I reckon you better! "'Scientific demonstrations,' says arm.. 1. The triumph of mind over Bar:
..of course it was Andy" Tucker. saparilla. The belief that there is Waugh-hoo, alfas Peters," says he how we got the capital to go into arrest, Dr. That was his scheme; and that's. no pain and sickness except what is for practising medicine without business together," produced when we ain't feeling authority under the State law. well. Declare yourself in arrears. Demonstrate.*
"I'll tell you who he is, says Mr. "What is this paraphernalia you Mayer, sitting up in bed. He's a speak of, doc?' says
The R.M.S. "Empress of Asin”. the Mayor. detective employed by the State leaving Vancouver 'You ain't a Socialist, are you?' Medical Society. He's been follow-ports and Shanghai,
"I am speaking, says Iof the ing you over five counties. He 27th January is due at Hong Kong great doctrine of psychla financier came to me yesterday and we fixed on the 15th February and leaves for ing-of the enlightened school up this scheme to catch you. I Manils on the same day. 21st Feb. of long-distance, sub-conscientious guess you won't do any more doctor treatment of fallacies and mentagi-ing around these parts, Mr. Faker. tis-of that wonderful indoor sport What was it you said I had, doc? on the 30th is due here on the 2nd known as personal magnetism."··
the Mayor laughs, compound-well, Feb. at about 7 a.. "'Can you work it, doc?" asks the
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I'm one of the Bole Sanhedrims and Ostensible Hoop'as of the Inner Pulpit,' says 1. The lame talk and-the-blind rubber whenever":1 make a pass at 'em. I am a medium, coloratura hypnotist and a spiri- tuous control. It was only through me at the recent seances at Ann Arbour that the late president of the Vinegar Bitters Company, could revisit the earth to communicate With his sister Jane. You see me 5th Feb, peddling medicine on the stresta says I to the poor. I don't prac Hise personal magnetism on them. 3rd Feb, I do not drag it in the dust,' says because they haven't got the dest.
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