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REACHING THE RIGHT
CONTRACT
THE CHINA MAIL
WISE AND
OTHERWISE
JUST A SIGH.
women' were
If only some quick to overlook things as they are to overhear things.
A Lass In Every Sport Reaching the right contract does A Bailor charged at Leith not always assure you of the best said to be wooing a girl tennis score at the Contract table, but, at player, a hockey girl; a track least, if you bid correctly and in-runner, and a ping-pong girl. telligently, you have the satisfac-| tion of knowing you have done the right thing, and also of securing the best score nine times out of parted. ten. The exceptions, to the rula only go to prove the point,
SEASIDE PROVERB.
A fool and his honey are soon
LIMERICE.
An example of an exception oc-There once was a fellow named Paul, Curred on the hand below, played Who went to a fancy dress ball, He thought he would risk it, And go as a biscuit→→ in a recent Duplicate game in New! York City.
South-Dealer.
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At about half of the tables, Suuth opened the bidding with an unsound bid of one heart, and in
But a dog ate him up in the hall!
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I KNOW 'EM.
"If the World Economic Confer- enco fails-what next?" asks political writer. Simple-another conference.
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THAT'S LOVE!
ADIO
TO-DAY'S PROGRAMME.
The following programme will be broadcast to-day from the "Hong [Kong Broadcasting Station - Z.B.W. jon a wavelength of 855 metres (845
-1230 p.m.-European programme of Victor & Brunswick records.
1 pmur-Local”Time & Weather Re-
part
Degan Solo-
Valencia
The Fickens Sisters 24025. “NUDIST
At Fence- with the World
Song
Jesse Crawford, 20078.
Are You Happy 1 The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
Gene Austin (Tenor) 20977, 8.15-6.33 p.m.
An American in Paris (Gershwin)
Victor Symphony Orch. with George Gershwin 35969-4.
8.33-9.7
pm-Instrumental.
Violin Solom
Hungarian Dance No. 17
(Brahimis-Krefaler)
* Lotur Land (Scott)" ·
1.16 p.m.-A. relay of the Hong Kong Hotel Orchestral by courtesy of the Piano Solo corded music will be broadcast from Management (During the intervals re ithe Studio).
218 pim-Close Down.
· Dance Musle from the Hong Kong Hotel
otel. To-night.
4-7 p.m.--Chinese
gramme.
recorded pro-
7-11.30 p.m.-European programme 7.7.18. p.m.-
Boris Godounow-Revolutionary Scena
(Moussorgsky)
Chorus and Symphony Orch con- ducted by Albert Contes 9507-9. 7.18-8.15 p.m-Variety.
8 pm-(Local Time & Weather Re port)..
Instrumental
O Sole Mio (My Sunshine)
CULT" ON THAMES BANKS
Councillor's Plea For
New By Laws.
II-BEHAVED CAMPERS
Tondon.
Berkshire County Council are being asked to make by-laws re- gulating the behaviour of week-end campers on the banks of the
Fritz Kreisler 8708. Thames,--
Under the Paime (Albenis) Cradle Song (Brahms)
'Cello Solo
Complaints have been made that the campers walk through villages Alfred Cortot 127 scantily dressed, and that they
Menuet (Debussy). Cavette Tendre (Hillemacher)
Pablo Canals 110). Piano Solom
Serenade for the Doll (Debussy} Capriccio (Scarlatti)...
Violin Solon,
Vladimir Horowita 1453.
Caprica io E Flat Major (Wieniawski-Kreisler)
Vocalise (Rachmaninof-Press)
cause annoyance by singing and. shouting along the roads at night... ;
Captin R. W. Phillips, a member of the county council, who lives at Cookham Dean, states:
"None of us wish to stop camp- Ing, but we feel the time has come
when the behaviour of some of the campers must be curtailed. At the
Miecha Elman 1364 riverside villages people walk clad
Brocklet (Schubert-Rachwaninof) Turkish March: (Beethoven)-°
only in their bathing costumeż,
"Most of the visitors behave Sergei Rachmaninoff 1196, themselves well; but there are a 8.7-9.30p.m.----Orchestra)."
Don Juan (Richard Strauss)
minority who do not.
Symphony Orch. under the direction! "We see men walking through of Albert Costes $114-5 Cookham wearing nothing more in the Forest
(Staub)
than bathing alipe and shoes; sure- Minuet. 22314.
(Boccherini) ·
{Piano Solo--
Farewell to Naples
Neapolitan Trio 20248.
Song-
Always in All Ways
Beyond the Blue Horizon
Jeannette NacDonald (Soprano)
Organ Solo
Siboney
Maria my Own
Song-
Romance
After a Million Dreams
the
the
Hawaiiaan-
Hawaiian Moen Hano Hano Hawall
· Kane's Hawaiiaus 20704.
A bull entered a suburban cinema, bellowed loudly, ran up and down a gangway, and was finally chased out by the attend- ants. Engrossed couples in back rows read the news in next day's papers.
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A scientist declares that elec trons and atoms are constantly, warring So, up Electrons, and Atomi
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FAST WORKERS.
A scientist declares that the female matures three
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WEDNESDAY, the 27th September 1933,
commencing at 10.30 a.m.
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No. 43A, Peking Road, Kowloon. A Quantity of
VALUABLE HOUSEHOLD
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On View from Tuesday, the 28th September, 1988. ... ...
Terms: Cash on Delivery
the North and South players were years earlier than the average
¡male. This penalized at least 700 points.
that means
the
At the remaining tables, East modern girl reaches manhood at correctly made, an Opening bid of the age of about eighteen. one heart, after three passes, and
drest
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She said she had a perfect right. perfect left as well, I nens," Remarked the bad lad, with de- light,
in every instance but one, East She showed her limba, in bothing and West were penalized 250 points. The East and Wäst, pair which found the correct bid, as there can be no question that they should play the contract, reached it in a very simple manner through the process of signing-off. At this table the bidding want:
North East South
West
Pass
Pass
Pass
10
Разв
20
Pens
23
Paan
C
Pas
Pass
Pass
Modern Version.
And one touch of scandal makes the whole world grin.
THE DIFFERENCE. The first thing some people want' when they get a little money la a either car; then the first thing they want Of course, played at hearts or spades, it is apparent when they get a car is
a little that East and West are, in for a money. "drubbing." The cards are stack-
LAMMERT BROS.,
Auctioneers.ed against them. Hong Kong, 22nd Sept., 1938. NHE Undersigned have received instructions to sell by Public
ON
THE
Auction
THURSDAY, the '28th Sept, 1933, commencing at 10.30 a.m.
at No. 13, Chatham Road. Kowloon A Quantity of
VALUABLE HOUSEHOLD
FURNITURE.
On View from 10 am. the 27th September, 1935.
Terms: Cash on Delivery:
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HE CAME ROUND,
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QUITE 801-
When West responds to Easts The young man came found to | Opening" bid with a bid of two his girl's home to see her mother. clubs, East, of course, is in doubt He took a look at the mother, but as to whether or not the hand con-came round afterwards. ceivably has a future. Possibly West can support spades if he can-
"It is far fromï true that a poet's not support hearts, and therein nothing discouraging about making life is one long holiday," saya a another bid because of the fact critic. I can only say that where that West has taken out, his major some of them are concerned it bid of one insult with a minor ought to be,
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ROAD TO SUCCESS "I'm determined to get on," the
auft bid of two. However, when East discloses his semi-two-suiter with his bid of two spades, and West now bids three club, the dan-young business man told his friend; so I'm taking a course, at ger signals are plain: East must
a school of languages.” LAMMERT BROS, stop, look and listen, and if he does "And what language
Auctioneers.not, he has only himself to blame
learning Hong Kong, 22nd Sept., 1988. for the unfortunate results to the partnership. At this one table, East and West earned a score of 60. points for three clubs bid accurate
and made in the-play,
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A Victor Concert Orch. 20399.ly it is not necessary to go to that
10.80 p.m.- To-day's Opening 10 s.m. extreme. Stock & Commodity Quotations as re-
Jesse Crawford 22748, celved from New York by
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*Vocal Trio....
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