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SATURDAY, AUGUST 27, 1921.
AN OUDITY. J. W. Lowther ex-not explain are dragging us. John Speaker of the Horse Smith as a public servant is either a
The liberty of, the
PRYSS
Dress is the liberty
LIBERTY DELINER.
of saying things which may be inter- perate an unfair, and
under the decisive moon, which, children for telling beg (informing to me the point is well taken; but energies as the birds de conquer his Sich personalities are becoming revealing almost everything else, re-them by implication has we never the differenee nowadaya between weight by inpetas and hold it up increasingly recessit,if we are ever fused to reveal to us the larking place, never teradiddle) we die Tes as current
belligerency and by naring. It is not now nearly so to make an end of the mischiefs into of her worshipper."
coin. But just as a sovereign is no murcler seems very mall. In crazy a day dream as it was twenty which mealy-mouthed humbug and Well, well That was too longer a quid: ut Bradbury, so member rightly the same class of yenes ago,
"whitewash" and the sheepish ac If they had gone up a mountain and our lies are no longer lies, but (1) journalist used to describe the Germans
Twenty-five yean, ago]ceptance of "explanations" that do down a mountain, then one round camouflage, (2) diplomacy, (3) pro-as murderers.
The New Statesman Chinese graveyard, and along the pagada or spiritual truths. Shore a bit further, they would have Winston'steminological inexacti- CISTERMEN. also has a bit about of Cornmons, gave me a lift in his had man or a good man. Upon the fannd my tent, and my companions, todes" ako matat estteft at the
stennen. It jeers dogcart. This week he gives me a verdict much depends. The only at the Australian heer. But they post
at the epithet loyal Uster;" re-lift with a paragram. I see that is way to get such a verdict is by the would not have found me. That
Qur lenderwriter barking that "ister has displayed Canada he suggested to a Tomato route of plain words, that say what night. at half past one. I swam pat
• omitted to notice meaty of determination not to be audience that the House of Louis they mean, and are meant to mean It my beat. with a kimono tied BELKRUS M. Maconachie's governed by the Irish but never thecould be converted into a sort of what they say. This F. O. action
turbanwise to my head, and climbed
saying that the re- smallest symptom of loyalty to Imperil Parliament, to which re-stands as a plait attempt to intimidate abuard, and set il and sailed nut
ligions papers
are anybody or anything but herself and presentatives from. the Dominions what should be ad independent Tress alone into faerie seas, past Collinson by far the most cheerful section of her religion. Before the war it was nld be sent. It is recorded that he into Podsnappers. and Waglan, blicking brightly, along the Press." He may have been re- the Ulsterman who got arus from was "obviously astonished" at the the moonpath. which stretched to ferring to surue papers connected Germany and who talked of repudiat-derisher shouts of laughter with Which the . E as far as eye could see, a with his own sect, in which case 1.fing their allegiance to the British the suggestion was greeted. Low- road paved with silver, and with no not knowing, cannot say. But if Crown. During the war Ulster did ther is a beautiful speaker, who can Einstein bend in it. And when the he meant the leading Anglican papers, just about as little as she could and enunciate deliberately, clearly, and moog, was directly overhead. or Traust commit the awful offence of that on terms compare the re-eloqnently the thinnest trickle of which Governments will certainly dipping a little toward the west, contradicting him. I have occasion-ruiting statistics of Belfast and of ideas that can possibly be expanded think to be intra-perate and unfair, turned and sailed hack. The wind ally quoted them for you in this faraway Melbourne. Aud lately into a speech, A through gentle says the Westminster Ga ette,, "I a was a series of warm signs, and every colunin. They are not to be loval Lister was the only place in the man. he has been drowsing for all Government is to be at liberty to little wave a confidential whisper. commended as cheerful reading. British Bupice where the King's these years in the kingnorous hive at dmw a line and say that a particular thecasional jacks slid by like shadows. Perhaps he meant the War. Con, japneal found no echo in the hearts Westminster, or awake only to Ettle kind of intemperateres: and un- The friendly stars smiled, and seemed which I get regularly. It is a bright of his subiects. On the very day of niceties of prefare and ritual fit fairness is damaging to the public to say to me." Have courage brother, sheet, har somehow I cannot ingine, the Irish truce, fifty Lesson inhabited only to recupy the minds of children interest, there is no logical stopping We saw you thousands of years ago, a rush for it at the Club, such as you by Nationalists in Belfast were burned That there is a big real world. in point. The position has always and here you are again. We shall may see when the China. Mnits are down by an Orange nigh
which changes are occurring to which seemed plaja and simple enough to see you thousands of years hope, delivered. By the ways, what about stemmen, the purouest and most we must adant ourselves, and that me, but others do but seem to see it for cothing can hurt you. You are the Second Advent in Sough Germany? Spitefully biguted sectarians who ex-in this big, real world there are live as I do. The Rev. Mr. Murenactie, that part of man which is as inanartal It has heen reported in the Press, ist. we suppose, anywhers in this meu who have me time for the old having criticised the Press, wrote to as we are. The fashion of your beats with headlines like "extraordinary twentieth century
The playthings, is a discovery this trip of thank the Morning Par because its changes, but your soul lives true to credulity." is up to the Padre cause of Ulster ass been espoused by his may be giving him. It is hand on criticism of his criticism was good. type, devoted to heauty and the to tell these incredulous headline English politicians for their own ends. him it must be a bit of a shock, for tempered or good bunsoured. What Ltd. contemplation of it. and given to
adventure in panuit of it. Au revoir, may beppen again, and was, indeed. Ulsterman not a whit more than English custom of respectingadvoontes worshipping inativer." They jak propered. The announcement (bar Ulster loves the Foglish. We are of special interests is dead, but some I re-entered our bay with the dawn, the belittling and sceptical headlines) none of us really taken in by Ulster people don't seem to know it yet. to meet Mr. Maconachie's Invalty there is so plainly nothing Why, even the House of Commons put the anchor in slowly and quietly,seems
splash would have seemed sacrilege) requirements as "goal tidings." behiad ir save tarian hatred and is now regarded pretty much as the Then just look at distrust of Catholic Nationalist Le House of Lords has long been regarded swain ashore, and found breakfast already preparing. An unforgettable MORE GOOD --Mr. Tse Tsun Tai's land. If there is one city in the as a bunch of obstructive time- The province" of the Pulpit and night, a night on which, in the sense
interesting announce Empire which is essentially republican wasters. If only I can manage to the Press is the some, the denuncia ment in this week's in its native sentiment it is Belfast live until 1941. I'll be able to write than of sin, or of wrong doing if you that Enoch walker with God. I sailed with God. It is a sad commentary papers. It that good news?... The Orangemen are the "I told you s
don't like the ward sin. The Church on the freedom of the Press that. About five li from l'o Shan. in rorth only authentic Protestants left in the
Gilbert White says is the oldest newspaper. The Press great us is the liberty I am permitted China. Kansu side, a prehistoric Old World-since the Pilgrin: Fathers
that owls host in Eonly began to gain its position when in this column. I may not tell you. city, covering an area of over 300 sailed for America
flat and G flat and the Church became neglectful of its starkly and simply, what God said, has suddenly emerged from the 1 reprint this chiefly for the good
A flat. This duties. There is no human activity to me as we sailed so together, under toes, deposit of the plain, thus of the wil of the Laily Press corte-hootel or something in a Kowloon for business which is not the immediate His sky, in the magic and witchery ring af his scientific hypotheses in spondent who earlier in the week took fiat, and was not popular. No one cancers of a conscientious prescher, of His illuminations. just He and his great work on the Creation, with pleasure in calling de Valers a bali- dreamed of calling its owner Minerva. nor of a conscientious newspaper together.
seven supplementary pamphlet. Mr. caste, as if tre a Christian) that were because he was a male, and kuers writer. It is their duty to speak out Last week I asked Macunachie has chosen an unfortunate a name of shame. (should add. how-more about Scotch than Greek boldly and truthfully, either as critics, for information week in which to complain of the ever, that great as is the Nee States Whether the dear little Kowloon owl or in answers to critics. There is one about a green snake disproportionate aunt of had news on contempt for the narrow and was murdered or committed suicide,wer which no Pacifet wants to stop. I met. What a bad in the Press. There is Mt. George's spitefully bigoted Ulstermen. that is not clear, but it is certain that the everlasting war between right reputation I have! It seems that pious verbosities about his hopes for journal is of opinion that they should it became a dead on!, because its and wrong, the duel between those even in that simple enquiry I was the Washington conference. There not be subjected to the authority of owner sent it to cold storage. Socae who regard and measure the whole of suspected of leg-pulling. Surely be is a truce in Ireland, and the Caswel a Dublin parliament,
say he did this with a view to a post-life from the standpoint of ethics, knows," said a gentleman to a friend concession, and review of Mr. Bernard
In response to numerous horten. others say he meant to have and those who regari and measure of mine, that that is the one deadly Shaw's metahiological pentateuch, CERTAINLY enquiries. I 3:50 actit stuffed. The latest is, that the only material values and what they stake we have on this island. For and lest we forget) my own important
going to preach in one cold-storage man, discovering that feel expedieacy. By the way the tubutely it is rare." I did not know diservations on the local toon.
of the local churches it was not edible bird, east it forth Rev. Mr. Maconachie has takeí'ab. this. There are ever so many things
The proletariat at to morrow, or on any subsequent with contunely, and that he now has solately no notice of the China Stail, like that that I do not know. How
Honte do not read the Sunday. Any who go expecting to to face a suit for damages for breach which provided the most intelligent ever. I know it now, and, after this I
ON CASTE Quarterly Review, but bear me will be disappointed. It was of trust or something. All of which criticism of his criticism, and gave will kill every green snake I find.
they may see extructs the other fellow, a leader writer, who cannot vouch for, never having him an opening for clarifying and I said in my late in the papers, just as I've done. A volunteered to preach, and I have seen the owl, but so many readers correcting his first utterance. Some All men are liars. These newspaper clipping soy-The Dean nor heard that he has got any io-have begged me to put a bit intody should give him a copy, st words occur in the Hith of St. Paul's discusses in the last nume vitation to do so.
about it that I have done so, piecing
As the megains pselm of the Psalmist who psalmed.ber of the Charlety Lecine, the pro-
Whether we like a thing together their sales. And in a LORROWER dicates Erse, in a David, or some other. They serai bability that white civilization cannot
or not, if it's true it is I am thus avenged for a hoax upon
dead language. The irrelevant in their context. It is maintain itself, and its high standards?
true. I noticed while me of which the owl-keeper did lately
Irish ore on English. hard to see how they connect with of living. against the East. He reu
Padding Shaw's preface beast. what goes before or with what follows.cludes -
that he has some bee in
When I become an Yet they are probably more frequently
admirer of Lord Northcliffe er of bis two big organs,
writers that what happens once but the average Englishnian loves the he is no longer young. The old had that to do with the elucidation of
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BIRTH
JORGENSEN-On August 19, 1921, at Shanghai, to Mr. and Mrs R. S. Jorgensen, a son.
MARRIAGES.
THAT CREEN NAEE
LIARS.
XEWS.
A DEAN
NOT.
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WE LIKE
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INCURABLE PROPHETS.
TALE FINAA
PML.
REACHING
ITS
LEVEL
the Times and the
uth The Post published a short letter from a correspondent who, like Lloyd George. thought the Church held not mediis är interfere with matters outside its province. I can not understand such an outlook,
écits.
ping people.
'THE MOOD OF
THE TIME
1
0 Friend! I know
not what wa must look
For comfort, being,
as I am. opprest.
The wealthiest man among as i
the best: No grandeur now in nature or in
book
"Delights us. Rapine, avarice, ex
pense,
This is idolatry: and these we
adore :.
Plain living and high thinking are
Zo mere:
The homely beauty of the good pld
cause
***
Is gone: our peace, our fearful
innocence, And pure religion breathing-house-
bold laws."
· LOCAL · THIEVES
THEIR PECULIAR NERVE
* And it may well be that a nori- his bonnet about "Creative Evolu. quoted than any other bit of the fied caste system soch as brevails in tien being more beautiful than peals. You will notice, moreover, India and prevailed till lately inNatural Selection." He is horrified that they are incompletely quoted, Europe, may prove to have a greater at the unconscious, mechanical or after the custom of the habitual survival value than either democracy inevitable theory of urigins. Since | Daily Mail, I will be sure to let you noter. Most men omit the qualify which pulvenses society into in writing my first paragram (some- know in time. I will also keep you ifg words showing that the psalmist dividuals and collects them again where above this? I have come across a posted should my admiration for. Little children, finally dropping he was quoting himself. He says he into mobs, or socialism, which in its beat answer to that. Can anyone the present gang that call itself the tween my feet, whilst serving a ballace kuid in-his haste without present form desires to keep the whole in his senses.". demands.one Robson British Government ever become too Ile mentioned that is bas happened proper reflection, that all men are population as nearly as possible on the of Hampstead, understand why a intense for me to keep it to myself. often, and that people walking on fars. One gathers that as he repeats same level."
Trematode wota parasite that in- I am, I want you to realize, quite BOBORONG, ELTU ADAT, ALOUST 27, 1921.1 the path have had parto escapes. his former remark, he no longer means The dear Dean plays with edged flicts untold suffering on its bosts impartial when I proceed to tell you And some haven't. It is on record it or believes it. He is not now tools. Caste proposals may cut two should be an ohject of beauty, when that in solemnly deciding to refuse that a man permanently lost an eye speaking in haste. Most men who ways. The lower caste, the pro- viewed as a product of the Shavian further information to those two orring to a Happy Valley Gulf ball. quote bis notation do believe that letariat once. it gets the idea of Lamarckian clan cual, and why a newspapers, the British Foreign On another occasion a golf ball struck: |di men are liars. That is why they Furvival valued, tomay tumble to the daffodil should be an object of horror Office has reached the lowest level of the cemetery wail on the highway say it over and over again. They fact that one simple way of litviving and diegust, when viewed as a pro- imbecility, of un-English spite. that with great violence, while trams were may say it with a giggle, but they might be to take the Ploun of St. Ladduct of Natural Selection?"
I have so far observed. The Times passing. One day a playing child mean it. They know themselves, and all of Tre caste" a le lanterne." Shaw would be willing to pass the had, quite properly if it really thought | will be killed, and all the selfish fald they know that the phrase "all In any case, no harm would be done warm as a result of fortuitous cir-se, protested against Lloyd George thoughtless golfers who persist in men includes themselves, so no by sobieone boxing, the Dean's ears cumstances, but he cannot bear to and Lord Curzon going to represent think of himself as an accident-aus at the Washingtor. Conference. It NICHOLLS-INWOOD-On August playing golf in this unsuitable place doubt they know what they are for bim. He needs a shaking.
Whether you are keen on mere fuke. Natural, perhaps, but gave quite plausible reasons for object- 13, 192, at Shangbai. Harry will be accessories to murder, because talking about. But if the pealmist. Charles Thomas Nichols of they have been warned. They owen't sort of recanted, if it were SHAW, Shaw or not, I would like unscientific.
ing to them. Lloyd George and Shanghai and Bristol, to Emily I have said before, and I repeat now really true that all men are liars for
you to make a point of read-
The first time I re-Curzon, like small-tainded oficials: turned to Inwood of Shanghai and Luder. quite seriously, that to me wha con- were liars at the time he was psalming)ing the preface to his latest book,
ty on elsewhere (I have no immediate MOONEY REED-On August 19tinues to play golf in this then it is self-evident that he. the Back to Methusaleh The 30-
cestral home after a grouch, so spare them) object only 1921, at Shanghai, Austin James crowded park after what has psalist, was a liar, and that this called play or plays have ameing
prolonged absence to criticism when it is electice. They Mooney to
Everybody has beard about the** Ance stance happened is a gentlemen. ako particular statement may have been patches-especially a blistering satire from the country, I went rummaging "welcome" ineflective criticism, Court clock, that was stolen whic Reed.
fall the Government that if it does a lie. This is not in haste, for on the Coalition leaders-but the one, wet afternoon in an attic, and naturally. It is the duty of the the Court was sitting, but some com not abolish gol in Happy Valley you will notice 1 day "may," not preface is the goods. It should be a found that they had collected my papers to criticise and this particular sider the story apocryphal entirely, it is neglecting an obvious gust. That means that I re- wholesome corrective to a devastating schoolbooks together in a big box. criticism was on important one. Opinn smugglers have a nerve too.!!!!
cognize that even a liar may tell the lot of cant, and in any case is good, Turning them over, I opened one Lloyd George (yes, even he of Lime- They swaggled opium on a revenue Wouldn't this make truth if only inadvertently. He may lively reading. This although he gets dealing with what, in my schooldays, house) epoke in Parliament of the cruiser on which the IGMC) was you, conceited ? I even tell a lie, believing it to be a Be, out of his depth in reviling the neo- was called " Natural Philosophy."" bad taste" of this criticism. Here travelling: have received a little and yet be telling the truth, in ignor-Darwinians, and is amusingly unfair it opened at a page which said that, is a bit of it, to show
you what bit
But the palm must go to the thief arī ne emay by a lady, entitled "Hidden sage that it is a truth. The intent to Weismann.
for certain given reasons, heavier him
who went into the Hongkong-Polke Treasure," and on reading it through to deceive makes the liar, not the
The cheaper sort of journal-than-air flying machines were an The pompons and pretentions Club, and abstracted a large som of discovered that I was the hidden worde he uses. Thus one of two IT BA-ist, and his cheaper sort of impossibility, and an unscientific
manner of the Foreign Secretary, money from the pocket of # potices t tressure. Her Husband wanted to burglars, after, aliuccessful "raid, WAE. reader, has fallen into the dream. That very alternoon aero- his business incapacity, sa ex-
man's 'coat that was hanging ùp-!!is there. You have heard the line, take her to "the pictures," but she desing all the loot for himself,
habit of calling the Sinn planes were moaning overhead. I am hibited in the present state of his Too vin. "Perhaps it was right voted instead for trying to find my said to the othef, "Quick, Bill. Here Feiners criminals and murderers. Anot going to quiz my learned colleagues Department, and his obsequious to dissemble your love, camp, which the seems to have thought comes a policeman." Bill ran away, common phrase in referring to them on the tremendous conclusions they docility to the Prime Minister's but why should yea kick me down of as just beyond Shaukivan In The liar stayed with the loot, and was the 'murder gang," "The New have been drawing from the last dis- bebesta, even when these aay stairs? There was a letter in thin evening shoes they got off the policeman did appear, and the liar Stalemat. Ecores að undeniable aster. My present purpose is to not commend themselves to his Monday, August 29. Monday morning's Morning. Po tram at the end of the line, and who had told the truth unwittingly point on this, in connection with the paint out that even the level-beaded judgment, unfit him for the dis-
The Gazette has some new ge which complained in a must remark-walled along the shore towards the was caught with the goods. So truce. It points out that direct, Manchester Guardian, discussing charge of the responsible duties, ably dissembling manner of the very point where the Lycemun military also a frue statement may be made unconditional, personal, and friendly French attempts to evolve a man-
gulations about dogs and rabies, some. which the mission would impose new prison rules, and some, revised Serints menace, caused by gallers people always turn you back. The with intent to decieve, and be a lie, negotiations" ere now giogon driven flying machine, declares that upon him. The Prime Minister postał rates, in Happy Valley. The writer way was rough (it is) and dogs barked like my journalistic trick mentioned between the English and Trish Co-the whole idea of a man-driven himself has many admirers at sincerely hoped that golf players (they do) but the moon was rising last week, which, in my haste" veraments Beth Lloyd George aeroplane is a mere curiosity in the home, even among his opponents, would not think he was trying to and she was sure I would be tinder I said was no lie. It has been pointed and Hainst Greenood have shaken history of aviation, and bears about injure their game, but "Daring it somewhere. In her own words: out to me since that it was a lie, and] de Valera (whose proclamation stop the some relation to actual flight as a game of tennis at Happy Valley,Once it hopes were mised, and I admit it. What of that? I have ped hostilities-or the juurders on race on stilts does to the real thing." yesterday, 13th August, a golf ball our wore, blistered feet forgotten, no particular prejudice against lies bis side) by the band,However What's the betting? That line of dropped on to the courts narrowly when we thought we had discovered I dislike the clumsy ones. They are the present discussions may result."argament disproves the push-bike mising one of the player. A few the bewhiskered moon-lover sleep so inartistic. And, of course, I am the honourable belligerput as much as it disproves the push-flier. minutes after another ball came with in his Arcadia, bat a grant undeceived opposed to wasting lies. They should stasor of the Trish Republican Army I quite expect M. Foulain will evolve rest spood night through the open us, and we found camelves looking be kept as a reserve fund, as an ever has been recognized beyond all dispute an" aviette" that will be much more gart of the foot, podge which were instead at au famous black pig present help in time of tremble, or repaslation by Is "marific Pani xinethetyönty. Man will yet about 20 spectature, including some Disappointed, we limped komh again, these days," "hough we still whíp dur no guvernaret séguraltes. It stend End a way of conserving his own
DELTH
EDWARDS-On August 24,at Amoy,
Archibald Bin Edware Funeral } at Happy Valley Cemetery 4 pm. Sunday, 28th.
ADVERSARIA.
duty.
FLATTERY,
The magnetic influence of the
mán, his courage in debate, and
Criminal sessions is fixed for
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him."