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I can't wait until I get home to had forgotten to have his trousers
see who he was" she said. I'll lock properly ceased. As a matter of
done,” fact he had forgotten his trousers
She took the folded paper from her altogether, and came in a sort of
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so called because it is the room where corks are drawn. Ove bambome. man was pointed out to me, and I Isaid: Do you mean the one with the faded blue braces? And my friend didn't mean that one at all; he meant the clean-shaven pobleman with the clay pipe. We lesser folk enjoy ourselves, in our own way, just as much as the Knobs and Knob besses up at you-know-where.
PROFITEERING?
That's's nice bacey," said I
to a man who
BOOLA
"A" snooth lawn, -a few wooden balls of an i
:1
CONSTITUTIONAL-
." REFORMS,
SATURDAY, JUNE 11-192
Whan such a rayage did you by Brock Those thumbnail pre hava
*tures are the equivalent of Frost's- Oh, it was, very stormy The to Huck Finn, or Tensiel's to Alice Morring Star pitched tremendously, I haven't seen any other lics that all the way over; and even the jetty looks like Alice. They give, all three; was swaying up and down in a re-the spirit or soal of the books they markable manner, when we landed. illustrate." I quite agree with my Our representative, thanking him correspondent, except as regards Huck then withdrew, slightly overcome by Finn and the artist Frost, whom I the odour of the Parfum, de Dis-don't know, Hick's original and tillater which the gentleman uses.unbeatable illustrator, was E. W
But, as I'm complaining, they Kemble, in my opinion.⠀ ► never came to interview me.
But to return to Eha," says my
Yea, Elis, thank thee for thy
wit
How poor our laughter, lacking.
it!
For all thy gillyflowers of
speech
Gramercy. Elia; but most
rich
I play chess myseli, and correspondent. “Thackeray dubbed mark to aim at-this appears to be Why do you cry?" said her
carss. am interested in the game, him Saint Charles-a case of cynicisms lawn bowls to the fresh observer. friend. I'd think you would be to do with a letter hanced to me byenne wrote some lines about him that but I don't see what I am at the shrine of modesty! Le Galle There is no batsman standing to glad." obstruct their aim, as in cricket, so “Oh,” said the little miss,I'm the University who asks him to re-
the Editor, frons la correspondent at 1 bike. They conclude that he concludes the game must be sonyl gave that young man the serve a column or two, say once a as easy as child's play. Pool wrong number." game for ladies an old man's
week, for things concerning chess It looks as if alone.". Any local games or problems game," he says. Do not invite hira
I wasn't far sent in to the Chipa Meil would to try his hand, before witnesse
off the mark receive attention. But a column cr whose respect he value, for that
when I con- two" is too much. If the correspond would be cruelty. Just bash him cocted a burlesque letter as from the ent will send in one samples of what on the mouth with the bowler's mat, Governor to the Secretary of State he thinks would interest local chess as a hint to observe the science meet for the Calomes, teaching Constitu- players. I'll advise the Old Man what for ignorance.
tional Reform. The & of S for the to do with it. In the meantime, Will Crooks P.C., Cet's say Winston for short-told entirely off my own bat, I submit HONEST ROOKS. “One of the men an enquirer in Parliament that the this problems With White (37 - thist Winston Governor will doubtless raise the pieces) K at QB, rook at QB. Churchill says are unfit to govern, is question again when a change bishops at KB sizes and sevens, and dead. All parties are praising him desirable." That will be the Greek When he retired, the Working Post, kalends of Suetonius that the which could not be expected to love illiterate journalists so glibly mention, him, published fines which fit to aptly for there isn't a cadet in Hongkong. now. They said:
from Excellency downwards to the None who have known him, least excellent, that considers a change desirable. You'll think me an awful
had passed his pouch. "Yes" and only $1.10 the "tin." As most of these mixtures were costing me from $1.40 upwards: I asked him where he got it. He told me. But I thought that was the dearest shop, owing to its numerous European assistants.” He said that was a common erret. So I went and in my rash way bought two tins, put down the cash, and they asked for sixty cents more. I said a customer of theirs had told me thei"
י.
but will say
"
Are we, most holpen; when we
meet
Thee and thy Bridget in the
street,
Upon that tearful errand set- So often trod, so patient yet. My correspondent quotes a little
God speed you, friend, upon Dar, but I have to mention that in sm (black) was drawn after the 50th that I could drink vast potatious of
your way.
However, Socialist your gait, You ran (who doubts it
always straight. Ever on others good intent, You never sought advertise
ment And now
you keep, when service ends, Honour remembrance, troops
of friends
So your career and name shall
fcx
UJ
..
This paradex on politics- To have more honest men, it
Tooks..
As if we must increase the
·Crooks.***
OF
"
of my evil notoriety. they often con descend to speak to me, and they all seem to me to talk like Doe Pangloss in Candide I guess the Governor told Winston for his predecessor) that there was no need for the change. As quite a lot of people here agree with him that there is no need for that change, there was no particular need to insist upon the privacy of the correspondence. The petition now preparing must let in a lot of day- light, anyhow, if the Hongkong people show Parliament that they are not content to wait for the Gover- nor to raise the question again."
A CHALLENGE.
I am not a reader of the pink paper} called the Na-
A Cabinet of men like Will Crooks would be a boon and a blessing to tical Police Gazette of New York. Britain.
For one thing, I am too old to be About a week “MẸ CHENG,” ten days before curious about calves and frills and the news of his the other Hogarthian details of art to be found therein. For another, I price. $1.10, only the day before, death shocked ine; I was talking with confine my reading to stuff above a You must have misunderstood our dear old friend Mee Cheang certain level of literary low water. him," they said. It is $1.40" as we all called him. He had beta But one of my Saturday congrega found my friend and accused hita off feeling a little anwell, but was then tien thinks I might think it worth misleading me by carelessness toward of opinion that his old-style Chinese while to make some comment on the truth. He was apologetic: said doctor had cur him, and was quite the following item that was his impression. At the end cheerful about it” In reply to the of the month he showed me a bill. I was right after all," he said, See here. Spinet mixtore. $1.10." So now I am wondering why they sell it on monthly credit for thirty cents less than they charge for ready
cash.
JUST BULLIES.
Wednesday's Morning Pod re- ports that a reader boasts of getting of the tram the other day and soundly cofing two Chinese who were tessiliz s pig Europeans must be warned that they
suggestion that European medical
There is a 250-pound Chinaman
carries.
treatment would be surut, he achifted in Hongkong who has attracted the it owned that he employed European attention of American and English doctors for members of his family, residents because of the panch he but in his own case the Chinese medico
The Chinainan's name is Ah Song, was an old friend of (I think he said) and he does not know what a boxing thirty years standing who was glove is for, has never seen one, in familiar with his constitution, and knew what was good for him. And fact, but he has had innumerable fist now he's gone.
fights, and he has yet to let an op- ponent stand on his feet more than a A Shanghai paper few seconds. says some very strong things about Slade, the Maori Giant, was imported to fight John L. Sullivan, are talking pany cancelling of training Sung and sending him to Although I am old, and a bit of a
SHIP CHARTERERS
SLATED.
a Hongkong com
American residents who recall bow
The Ghina Shail sympathy with the Cantonese govern./should not "cuff" people, that they charter" after the ship had actually America to fight Dempsey." "
-“TUTE, JUSTICE,
ADVERSARIA
ment, so he should not have included have no right to do so, and that it sailed on the charter. It seems ahip
comments for the present.
move. The record may interest local players who haven't seen it. I take it from the London Times:
P at the end of the game, what should bit of Lamb that expresses exactly Black do with knights. at QRS and an emotion often mine. “Oh! that KR3 and his tobacconists over-I had been a shoemaker, or a baker: or charging him?
a man of large independent fortune !. The first match at Havans, between Oh darling laziness! heaver of Capablanca (white) and Dr. Lasker Epicurus! Saints Everlasting Rest!
thee throusmessured Eternity otium cum, vel sine dignitate, scandal- lous, dishonourable-any kind of re- pose. I stand not upon the dignified sort. Accursed damned desks, trade, commerce, business. Inventions of the old original busybody brainworking Satan-Sabbathless restless Satan!" A curse relieves: do you ever try it ?""" He adds: Like, I-daresay, many more, I don't wish you to stop writing Advemania: but would you not be Better employed "caravanning,, with me, in Dorset? When do you regain your freedom?" Alas! The an- swer is not yet, not yet. I do not enjoy a fat Government pension.
2
1. P-QI
2. Kt-KB-3
3. P-Q E 4
4. B-Kt5 (*)
QUEEN'S GAMBIT DECLINED.
White
Black" P-Q 4
P-K 3 K+K B 3 B-K2 "QKQ2·
Castles P-Q Kt S PXF
B-Kt 2 P-QR3 Kt* B
5. P-E3 6. Kt-B3 7. R-B sq 8. PxP 9. B-Kt 5 (b) 10. Q-R 4 IL B-Q Ki
12. BxB
QxB
13. Q-K13 14. Castles 15. KR-Q iq » 16. Kt-K sq 17. R-B2 18, PxP. 19. Kt-K 2 20. Q-R3 21. Kt-Et 3 22. RP Kt. 23. QR-Q2(d) P-R3 24. Kt-B3 25.-PxP
Q-Q3 (9). KR-Q 5q QR-Kt $q.-1 KŁ-B $ P-B 4 PxP K+-K & QR-B & KxK+
264 QxBYN. -27, R-B 2
28. QxR
Q-Q Kt 3
·P-Q 5 (e) Bx Et RxP* RxR ch
R-Q&q
29. Q-K2
QQ3
30. K-R2
Q-Q4
31. P-Kt 3
Q-B 4
32. P-K Kt
33. P-Kt 3
34. K-Kt 2
-- 35., Q-B 4
36. QxB P
QxP
37. P-B 3
Q-Kt 4 *PxQ"
38. QxQ 39. K-B 2 40. K-K 3 41. K-Q4 42. K-K-3 (g) 43, K-B-2 44. P-K K÷ 4- 45, K-K 2
46. K-Q3 47. P-Kt 4.. 48. K-K 3 ·
49. R-BG 50. EXP
Q-Kt 4 "R-Q3
P-5; 3 R-K 3.
-R-Q 3
R-K 3 ch R-Q 3 ch B-K 3 ch RQ 3. R-Q8,- R-QR8
K-Kt 2 R-KB8 B-Q K+8 RxP R-Et 7
Drawi
NOTES BY J. H BLACKBURNE.
1 "
RATS
་་
I know the First Book of Samuel fairly well, but I
cannot find where it says, according to Dr. Cantlic, that rats carry plague. Even the helpful Cruden does not seen to knew it. Can any reader suggest the text in- tended? The little piece which called my attention to it was at the foot of a column in yesterday's Daily Press, which, apparently quoting Cantle concluded as follows: Why did a woman scream when she saw a rat? Because she knew it carried disease.** Rats thought everybody knew the lady's motive for standing on s chair and squealing at the appearance of a mouse. House, not rat. Men see rata, but not ladies. It is because women understand men so thorough- ly. He is neglectful, probably sitting in the next room reading the China Mail, or sorting his stamps, when he ought to be paying her attentions. The mouse is her benefactor. If it was a lion she would probably attack it herself, knowing the man to be less brave than the. But she also knows. that he likes to pose as her brave protector, and that he is not mach afraid of mice. His lordly scorn of her fright will give him pleasure, incline. him to gallantry, and (of course) he will also have his attention. drawn to her trim ankles as she stands- on the chair. Simply sex dodge. Dr. Cantlie has a lot to learn yet.
(Continued on Page 5.)
PUBLIO SIEVICE" among his invited guests a man for 1s unlawful and against the public and crew are at Havana, the latter roarer" as they say at the horse
whose arrest the Cantonese govern.terest. If in cases of cruelty to without pay or expenses since the market; I'm going to challenge this.. SCHGIONG, Saturdar, Jose 11, 1991. ment is asking. That is a Cantonese animals they desire to interfere, they middle of February. The European Ah Sung myself. If he cannot lick
should report to the police. If for members, sailing under the Chinese opinion. I have my own. It is now certain that the Governor's any reason they shrink from that flag, and in a foreign port, are ob me, he cannot lick Dempsey, and the American residents of Hongkong trip North had nothing to do with inconvenience, then they should not viously therefore in an embarrassing save their money. We don't Kwangtung affairs. It is also fairly interfere at all. No European not situation: but as there is sure to be want any police interference, so I evident that Yeung Wing Tai has even a policeman, has any right to litigation, we had better reserve our suggest that Ah Sung communicate
"enfi" à Chinese. The danger of now nothing to do with them. There-
with me direct, at the China Mail citing precedents fore a negative sort of mutual interest
The Times reviewer
One of the regular meme office, and we'll arrange a private (s) This method of development is established.. Surely a governor
seems to think high- STORY. bers of my Saturday fight. I don't want the local kents was, we believe, first introduced by in support of who had nothing to do with Kwang-
ly of a young French
class-what ye would call to know what a braiser I am, or they the renowned Russian master M THE CANTONESE things done and tung affairs has a right to invite an EXPRESSED, poet, Andre Spire the Constant Reader, only that's a stop coming in. The staff would then Tschigeria, and afterwards adopted DO. WHITE MARKS APPEAR
criticised is that ex-governor who has nothing to do.
If M. Spire has not bit stiff for a palhas dug out the miss its pleasant Baturday afternoons, by H. N. Pilisbury and many other THE FINGER NAILS? the critics may come back at you with with the same? Thus froin the can read Whitman's "Leaves of Grass, following story, on the offchance that watching me throw 'em down stairs, experts.
of logic would I pour oil on the mos- he has certainly been thinking on it might fit in some here. It is # other precedents. Hongkong's ill-quito troubled waters; but these like lines. Compare this bit with the wee bit immoral, but as it couldn't advised action at the time of Sun darned insects keep on buzzing and Go to the bank by the wood" possibly happen in Hongkong, you Wen's inauguntion was contrasted biting. And me with my own troubles, passage:
shall have it. Here it is. It is entitled
HONGKONG
AND
too,
COMIC PICTURES.
ÓLO IDEAS
NEWLY
"
Ah 1 ne lis plus,
Ah! n'apprends pins par cour Regarde, scoute, flaire, goute,
mange!
Jette tes vetements Laisse
le ciel, la mer, Le soleil, l'air, l'odeur riche
des plats.
Posséder ton corps jeune.. El tes levres se mettront
toutes seales
with those of Singapore and even
I throw in my hand. of the United States of America, as
Did ever any right- well as with the more deadly example
minded,
high aspirationed, moral of Hongkong's own previous" be.
journalist have such rotten luck as haviour in like circumstances. The have? The China Mail on Wednes Canton Times returns to the charge day started printing comic pictures with a nasty air, pointing out that pandering to a vulgar taste. from the Birthday Ball at Government which I have been hoping to wean House had as an hondured guest-ductions in this column, by my own you. I gave a few superior art pro- sferring to him as "His Excellency" band, to show what might be done to
A clianter de jeunes chansons. -Chinese called Yeang Wing Tei, elevate the artistic taste, but of The Times Literary Supplement, whom the Canton Times describes as course I'm far too busy a man to though sold for the nimble aux "fugitive criminal" Lassume that keep on doing two men's jobs. When pence, sceras to have no use for the the gentleman's offences, if any, were the China Mail, that had at least quic quid. On April 28, I see, it metely political But that isn't the an intellectual standam, condescended amended Juvenal to read “guidquid point. The point is that Hongkong, to these comic feature, I thought agitat, homines nostri farrago libelli professing saxity to do nothing to of sending in my resignation. Then anything that interesta man- grejudice the Imperial Government's I remembered that they still owe me kind goes into this literary misture, recognition of the northem governa lot of money, and that I couldn't; ment of China as the only "de jure" afford it. So I contented myself State, has officially entertained and with a protest to the management. ddressed as an Excellency a man They told me it was none of my bus Who is not an official of that Stateness; that I didn't savvy the comm- Neither is he a member of any govern-mercial side of modem journalism, ment, de facto or de jure. He was which is true enough; and that a appointed civil governor by Tachum public demand (the existence Mo Yung-hain, and ceased to become which they had ascerta an Excellency when he lost that job be met, Bo I-shouted Tchal In any case, the Canton paper points at the clerks behind the counter, and «out, "our" "Govenor has expressed, came away"-
Whate er men say, or do, or think, or dream Your AdversS seizes for
his theme. The misprint occ cellent article on Burto of Melancholy, unique book 1- was surpinned to
several local
ed to reddi
She was a pretty little SORROW. maiden who started out to meet her friend at a New York hotel
-The streets were crowded as the made her way along. As the tripped at a crossing a big limousine just touched her and she fell
RETURNED
SPORTSMEN.
WHY
Around them have sprung up many legends and beliefs, ranging all the way from the harmless tales of European folklore to the dread faber, of the Polynesians, where the curse of one's fingernails is held to lead to a lingering and terrible death
It is probably `baceuse of this an-
There is far too (b) The asal move is B-Q3. The fingernails, possibly more thar ¦- much favouritism The text move, however, avoids any other part of the body. have here, too much in complications and keeps the draw in always been regarded with some vidiousness, and hand, but 9. Q-R 4 would probably thing akin to a superstitious awe. the journalists, who ought to know have been more to the purpose. better, seem to encourage it-For (c) After the wholesale exchange two days there were reporters haunt of minor pieces there is no possibility ing Mr. Sayers doorstep, anxious to of a great combination interview him out his return from (d) This is probably stronger than playing interport cricket st Shanghai, doubling the rooks on the bishop's They didn't come after Me, when I file returned from being licked at League (e) Farting a further exchange of cent veneration for the nails that à Bowls at Kowloon last Saturday. If pieces. A young man jumped from the not, we might have. had “copy"
(if number of legends have been woven (1) Best 26. TxP looks tempt about the origin of the white marks quickly opened door and helped her something like this
fing, but would in all probability have which appear during their growth to rise.
"Our-representative then inter-lost the game; for suppose 26. Ex the half-moons which are supposed to *You are hurt 1” he said. viewed Mr. Adversazius, who in spite BR (the reply to ExB would be have a certain significance, the tiny, shaken up a bit. It was my fault. cheerful, and even had a suggestion P-Kt 7, B-Kt sq; and Black has the congestion of these marks which Not at all, she replied,just of the crushing defeat appeared quite 27. R×E); #7, P×Q, RxR 28. spots which mean something else and I wasn't looking
of a happy hiccough in his speech three pieces for the queen and ought is believed to fortell – sucess Can't I take you where you were How do you account for Kowloon's to wins
disaster. As a matter of cold hard, going leaked," and he smiled victory 1" our interviewer asked him. (g) Cautions to a degres he could fact, however, the white marks or politely
They stopped for tes, and put have gone to B5 without any dig the nails have nothing to do with Perhaps," she
Tam in something in our he replied, simply advantage. As both players appear anything outside the body, but the Bhuny."
If they hadn't done that we would satisfied with a draw further com the result of bruises or accidental Tá like to see you agnus-will I have besten them easily. Their mentis unnecessary saked the young man, as they neared green was not like ours. In addition the hotel
I don't thin mies.
young
knocks which the delicate tissue of the fingernails sustains, while it is Just had a charming in the process, of formation under PEAT FELLOW. letter from a Gov-the skin at the base of the ngils it ement official in self Sometimes poor circulation
pots
PEELING
to being remarkably kittle, and slop- replied the ing at one end, it has a trying habit of revolving like a gramophone diso so, that according to Einstein's law, far country, praising B there always appear to be more than in the China Mail on February
Bat
they are very 10 about
Charles
and keep the Newspaper reviews as
little more he says, are not helpful
they may didn't you say that the lover of Elis
mtul, hays a copy with ilust
Will cause a number of these, white
improper ks because the
ly fed at the time i
bat striking the hand
solid objec
majori
ous of the injurys