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"ABSENCE MAKES THE HEALT GROW FONDER."

When absence for a while divides

True hearts like yours and mine, ............ 'Tis said that deeper love abides

Within each obosen shrine-

Love's torch then barns with brighter flame

While thought still lingers near The absent oue, whose very nume Decomes each hour more dear-

For though our hands cannot now meet

In fond and fervent gresp, Our hearts in mutual covcord beat,

Rememb'ring well the past.

Yat think not coldly I resign

The joy of seeing thes, Ahl no, my every thought is thine;

Art thou thus true to me ?

Whon music's soft entrancing sound

Charms my enraptured, ear, With double joy my heart would bound,

If thou could at bút be near-

With me to share the sweet delight

Of every fairy scene,

Of song, and dance, and mimis fight,

Dispelling care and epleen-

With me to view earth's lovely flowers

All tinted bright and fair, Fresh bathed in soft and grateful showers-

Perfuming all the air!"

The day drawe nigh when we shall meet

Once more in fond embrace, What happiness 'twill be to greet. Thy glad and welcome face!-

What joy to feel my anxious heart

Beat harmony with thine, From thenceforth nevermore to part,

Since all thy love is mine. Veronica.

THE CHINA MAIL.

CURIOSITIES OF JAPANESE

ORIMINAL PROCEDURE.

[No. 4901.-1

-MARCH 22, 1879.

trade in this

-WASP-WAISTED WOMEN..

England; but if we may be allowed to by the lack of architectural adornment in system of living of London, we come upon by those with whom they most frequently |

judge from what we sea we feel assured that the buildings and the consequent uniformity another amusing generalization. Most come in contact, as it is for Bir Bailey to

We are continually told by Japaness an equally large sun is occasionally de- of their construction," and he personally people rent rooms for lodging, and take suppose, because he talked with some vory was bitterly disappointed with the aspect their meals at the restaurant." With this foolish and. Ignorant English people, that agitating for the removal of the exterritorialmanded and obtained here. This toy is, of Buskingham Palace, Marlborough House universal arrangement Mr Bailey appears all the English belleve of all America just clause from the foreign treaties, that Japa- beyond all others, the toy for little girls (which, by the way, he announces as the to have been tolerably well contented, but, as the people of the Eastern states believe nese law being now, as they pretoud, but it is something more than a toy, it is an assimilated to Wostern ideas of jurispru- educating toy toy that is invaluable, in rosidence of the Duke of Marlborough), on the other hand, he is moved to consider of the Territories and Call'ornia."

Mr Balley may be glad to hear that we denog, and its administration beyond suspi-no far as it leads its possessor to a knowledge and St. James's Palace, which he apparently able Bitterness by the ways of "the British expected to correspond more or less to American hotel," which he says "is Ameri. are not all in this state of enter barbarlama, cion of ignorance, partiality, or corruption, of after-duties. We have often watched descriptions in the arabian Nights or other can only in the particular of size." He that the majority of English people no that it is unreasonable for foreigners to children busily engaged in the manufactare gorgeous literature. Presently we come to was disturbed by the empty vastness which longer expect to soo an American draw a contend against being brought within its of Liliputian coats, frocks, underlinen, hata, Japanese student bonnets, caps, and so forth; and it has some entertaining generalisations which re- he found in these institutions; by the want bowle knife or a Derringer if they happen purview. Mr Okoshi, mind one of the old story of all French of a bar, of a sosiable sitting room, of any to disagree with him, and that the young in London, recently told us, at a meeting of struck us over and over again that these wosherwomen having red hair. Every place in which he could lounge about and man who wanted him to go four miles to the Japanese Institute, that there was now early efforts of invention and industry might Then front door in London we are told has a chat after the manner to which he was used see a pair of trousers made on the American no reason for the continuance of the "odious be of infinite value in after-life. knocker, and moreover every door is "not at home. He was also much irritated at pattern was an exceptional person. In the system," as he tormed ox-territoriality, and there is the dressing of the doll. This, too, only always kept locked, but has its chain." finding that the clerk's work was done by a course of his remarks upon what we are that the oriminal law of this country is is of more importance than it appears to be. This is no doubt a highly inconvenient woman, "a person," he justly observes, supposed to think about Americans, the superior to that of England. Some few The child who learns how to dress a doll practice, and scarcely less deplorable is the that you can't swear at." On the sub- author introduces some more of his own ignorant or indifferent persone may, perhaps, with taste and propriety will speedily learn. fact that there are no window-blinds inject of bars and public houses, he has, on observations concerning us, one or two of be imposed on by assertions such as these, how to dress herself, and so relieve ita. London. The author is certainly just in another occasion, a good deal to say, and which are worth notice. In the first place, but they are shown to be false by actual mother of at least one tax upon her time. his reflection that it is a sad thing to spcake with disfavour of English habits in it would seem that throughout his stay in cases which occur in practice. Here are a But in order that the child shall be properly think of a city of nearly four million people the matter of drinking on two curiously in England the existence of bank notes escaped couple of sufficiently Hagrant ones which taught it is necessary that the doll should being window-blindless." In connection consistent grounde In the first place, he ble attention altogether. At least that is merit the attention of those thoughtless be provided with presisely the same artioles with the enormous number of announce is astounded at the amount of liquor kept the reasonable inference to draw from this people who, without any real knowled je of of dress. This is seldom done as a rule, ments over shop-doors of "By special ap- and offered in private houses, and at the passage:" Hore, where the money is what they are talking about, think there is neither boots, shoes, nor stockings are pro- pointment to Her Majesty," at which he number of " bar-rooms;" in the second, he hard gold and silver, and even copper, the nothing unreasonable in acceding to Japa- vided, and here the child's knowledge of the WAB not annaturally astonishod, Mr Bailey in shocked at the way in which an English. currency la looked upon with a great deal nese demanda, to bring foreigners within art of dressing her doll, and, of necessity, makes what is perhaps intended for a man, having called for a measure of some of curiosity; and people are much surprised their jurisdiction. In both cases the culprits herself, in imperfect. If humorous reflection in these words: "No alcoholic drink, flls up bis glass with to learn that a few trifles are still purchas, were Japanese subjects; but the glaring direction could be cultivated, it would not wonder the country is in debt." In some water, and pours the fearfully diluted spiritable with it in Amerios. A man cau con- inequality of the punishments meted out is only give employment to a number of women remarks which come a little later on, the into his stomach" This suggests curiously veniently carry around with him a thousand sufliciently atartling to arrest attention, and and girls, but it would be the means of many people who have lately suffered from novel views upon the vice of drinking, and dellars of our money, I have been told; ettosto, the semi-barbario condition of the partly using up leather slippings, which are the disgraceful condition of London streete it is possibly an open question whether the but a man with a thousand dollars of the Japanese criminal code, to which foreigners bow of little or no value.-The Queen. and pavements may find a selfish console- American habit of drinking just before current money of England in his pocket would, of course, he subjected, if they lost! tion. London," says our traveller, "is meals, is better or worse than the English would have to be lifted about with a the protection of their own courts, and those far ahead of New York in cleanliness," and method, even when the spirit drunk is derrick." This is the more curlous because vainable safeguards which the wisdom of

our ancestors has devised to shield the If the truth be fairly stated, women have is indeed "a marvellously clean city. Its "fearfully. dilated." This dilution appears in another part of his work the writer com. streets are not altogether broad or straight, to have made a strong impression on the plains of the habit which some tradespeople innocent, and secure the just punishment of many exouses for their infatuation regarding but they are well paved. And yet that traveller, for only a few sentences further have of asking presenters of back-notes to the guilty, in proportion to the heinousness small waists. It is Mrs. Hawies who says,

It is equally remarkable of the offences committed...

The reason why a small waist is a beauty. hardly gives you an idea of their excellent on he recura te it with an air of pitiful sur-endorse them.

It is now some time ago sincs a fraud was is because, when it is natural, it goes condition. But, when I say well payed, I prise. "They drink differently from what that in the whole course of his wanderings mean, in this connection, that they are as we do," he says "Noticeably, they dilute in England, Mr Bailey did not soo a single practised on the Netherlands Trading Society together with the peculiar litheness and enrooth as a floor, as hard as marble, as their liquor tatil its identity is sanken pair of boots This being so, it was only to the extent of $100,000 by one Mitani activity of a slenderly built figure. All the natural for him to conclude that "shoes Sankuro, a Japanese merchant, aided by his bones are small, the shoulders and arms free of rute as the brow of Venus, and as from sight." clear of filth as is the character of an honest We have observed the admiration with are the universal article of foot-wear," but two clerks, hie confederates in rascality, petite, and the general look is dainty and man," This is a comforting assuranco, which Mr Bailey rogarded the orderly be how it happened that he saw no boots wil: They were tried for the offence, convicted, youthful." In other words, a small waist is and sentenced to the altogether inadequate only a beauty when it is in proportion to and no doubt the Board of Works will behaviour of an English crowd on the occa. probably always remain a mystery.

Mr Bailey is perhaps less amusing and punishment of soventy days' imprisonment; the rest of the figure. The common mistake delighted to hoar that the system of sewer- sion of a procesion. This admiration was age ia porfoot, or, at any rate, works to the still greater when he went to the Derby. instructive when he leaves London for the two clerks belonging to the heimin clase, lies in considering it a beauty in a large satisfaction of everybody; while the gas" It was a day when all England was demo. remoter parts of Great Britain, but he is.. "common people," underwent their term woman of massive proportions. A few companies may take heart of grace from oratio; when no man became responsible always to a certain extent characteristic of incarceration, Ebut not so Mitani Sankaro, centuries ago weinen did not take a scientific the curious praise which one person at isast for his language or actions, as long as he Ho fudulgee in a somewhat maudlin barst for, being a samurai, he escaped his share view of thinge, and fell into delusions which has been found to bestow on the lighting confined them within the bounds of decency, of pity for the fathers and mothers of of the punishment due to his crime, com- in this age are a disgrace to the sex. They To an Americas unused to such licence and this land-the land of parting--who are pounding by the payment of a fine to the knew nothing of anatomy, of the law of Torning from the generalitios of roads have it legal, unused to such boundless called upon to give up their heart's court of two yen twenty-Eve sen Out of proportion or the carve of beauty, and they and streets to the particular details of good-nature in a mob and have it universal, treasures, à propos of a farewell speech, Japan such a lamentable miscarriago of misunderstood the language of admiration, Again, which he listened to between an emigrant justice as this would be regarded with the The lattor I suspect to be the root of the houses, we find Mr Bailey complaining with the scene was most inspiring."

Poets were everfastingly. and his parents at Atheury; and at the utmost astonishment, but here, in sative whole matter. good reason of the extraordinary confusion when he went through Petticoat Lane on a created in the stranger's, to say nothing of Sunday, he was astonished at seeing nother Giant's Causeway, a friend who was with circles, we are not aware that it created any the inhabitants' minds by the reduplication a row nor a policeman, things which "of bim made the guida miserablo with what surprise at all, since the samurai class are of names for different streets and the sys-course at home I should not expect to see will strike some people as most uncomm-permitted, on payment of paltry pecuniary tem of numbering the houses in then. A both at once, and, recalling the habit of monly poor shaff, which Mr Bailey however mulots, to escape penalties which common person who sets out to find a house in a his countrymer of taking back from Eng-admired so much that he has given his persons are subject to. little-known siroot, or even in a well-known land some carions and admirable thing as a readers a careful record of it. The last street upon which the local government has memento, he says, "I think I shall bring chapter of his book is, like the first, oc- exercised its powers of hamour, bas gener- home a whole policeman." It was in Petti cupied with pleasantries on sea sickness, ally a very bad time of it, and there in very cost Lane that Mr Bailey made one of his which have a decidedly revolting flavour, little exaggeration in the author's state- most remarkable discoveries about English England from a Back Window may, how eve, be read with considerable amusement, ment that "a street will begin with one manners and customs.

"Snails," he writes, with startling confiand contains some hints which might adi nome, drop suddenly into another, flop abruptly into a third, and turn completely dence," are a favourite dish with the Eng. vantageously be acted upon,

WALTER H. POLLOCK, over into a fourth, and so on." Again, as lob. The anall occupying here the posi- to the numbering of houses, it is per- tion held by the oyster in America" The featly trio that the first and last number bewilderment caused in the English reader's in a street are constantly found exactly mind by this assertion, is relieved by what opposite to each other, and that people un- follows. versed in this system of numbering are put to great pains until they have mastered it. In this matter it might be well if Mr Bailey's complaint could bring about improvement; but probably few Londoners will concur in his wish to substitute the American store for the English fire place inside the houses which are so difficult to find."Every room in the London house," he says, "is provided with a fire-plees; also with a hollow sheet iron guard or fender in the front; also with a pair of ponderous tongs, a long poker, and a long-handled shovel. I am quite confident I never approach the fire-place without knocking down all of these articles. If thou but laugh, the world is filled with Perhaps it is the poker first, and that trips

laughter

up the shovel; and, in trying to save them, Light slumbered Roho, wakened wonder-1 become entangled in the tongs and down

ing,

QUESTION AND ANSWER,

What is the good and what is the bad

Where is the perfectly true? What is the end you live for, my lad? And what, may I ask, are you? Unproven, I fear, is your heaven above,

Life is but labor and sorrow ; Then why should we hope, and why And why should we care for the

abould we love,

morrow!

-There may be a fight worth fighting,

my friend, Though victory there be none;

And though no haren be ours at the end,

Still we may steer straight on. And though nothing be good, and nothing

be bad,

And nothing be true to the letter,

Tot a great many things are worse, And one or two things are better.

my lad,

-C. B. in Spectator.

IF THOU BUT SPEAK. Ifthou but speak, the chattering brookletever Wasting in idle gossip with the flowers The sweet long hours of summor that can never Come back again to us-the long sweat

hourk

Forgets its story to give thought to thine,

Forgeta all time to learn how time is fleeting: My heart forgets the rhythm of its beating, And stops to listen in this breast of mine; For love in strong as lito, und life grows weak

If thou but speak.

Bursts into such new sweeter music after

Thewild winged skylark pauses on his wing Tosteal some stray note for his glad love-song, Yet half in doubt if heav'n cr earth be

calling:

My soul drinks in delight around it falling, And in the strength of love my life is strong. Love lifts a goblet to these lips to quaff

If thon but laugh.

W. T. H.

World..

of the streets

A ROSY FUTURE. They were in the bell tower of the city hall yesterday, and she leaned her yellow haired head on his agricultural shoulders and listened to the mighty tick tick! tiok of the clock.

We don't want such a big slook as that, do we, darling? she whispered.

No, my little daisy,' he answered, as he bugged her a little closer: I kin buy a clock for $5 which'll run three days to this I've got her picked out clok's two. already!

"A novice at opening oysters rarely hankers after the practice; but at first sight he would prefer, I think, to open an oyster rather than to opon a snail. But the snail is much the easier to conquer. The aspirantfor its flesh adroitly introduces a pin into the front door of the animal's habitation, and it immediately comes out to see what is up." The reference to the pin reveals, of course, the fact that Mr Bailey went through his travels in England, and has lived for five years since thon, be

We'll be very, very happy,' she sighed. You bet we will. I've figured it right lieving periwinkles to be snails. After this, his statement that salmon and acles are the favourite fish in England, but soles for de-down fine, and I bellero we can live on licacy and flavour transcend salmon, seems twelve eggs, one pound of sagar, ten pounde

of flour, and one pound of batter." flat and devoid of interest.

And you'll have a bank account she pleaded,

13

I will, even if I have to buy a second- band one."

*And will we keep a coachman 'Yes.' *And have a piano l "Yes, darling.

INSURANCE ON THE TIBER.

praising small waists, and women fell inte the error of supposing that a small waist was, in the abstract, a beauty and an attraction.

In view of all this is there any wonder that it is hard to persuade women that then

In contrast with the above, take the case of Matsumoto Bankiohi, who was lately not admire wasp" waists? How are arrested on a charge of smoking opium at they to know that the "jimp middle" of the race course at Negishi; he received, on the ballads was in its jimpness in proportion the day before yesterday, the following to the shoulders? The trouble is, that the sentence from the Yokohama Sibanshe i early rhymsters have used up the only side You have lent a room to Riresare and of the question capable of poetical treatment. three other Chinamen, who reside in the One cannot sing of the reverse; no post Foreign Settlement, Yokobams, but whose could seriously lift up his voice in praise of whereabouts is unknown, for the purpose her ample waist" or 'graceless poriliness." of smoking opium there, and though you In order to reach woman's ear, modern innist that you did not, yourself, omoko writers must adopt a different course, and opium, the fact of your guilt is quite clear it is ourious to contrast their utterance with from the statement of the Kanagawa ken those of the ballad makers. Place Charles policemen, Nakagawa Seizo, Arai Mitsu-Heads by the side of Douglas, and then what becomes of the "waist ye weel micht poshi, Akui Takijiro, and Toki Benzo, who ascertained the real state of things on that span ?" After showing how the liver, lungs, occasion, and also from your own confession, heart, stomach, and spleen are packed by mado at the Bluff Police Station. For the nature, the novelist aske: "Is it a small above mentioned crime, which is looked thing for the creature (who uses a corset) to upon as the case of one who knowingly say to her Creator, I can pack all this egg- supplies another person with a room for the ohina better than you can, and thereupon purpose of smoking opium there,--mentioned to jam all those vital organs close by a in the regulation against the salo of smoking powerful, a very powerful, and ingenious opium, you are hereby condemned to ten machine?" years' penal servitude."

ber two little volumes specially adapted for crime, to make the surprising statement have a house on their locomotives, the ab-friend, meeting him one morning on the victimised the Netherlands Trading Society apholds. The laws of proportion and balance

a

of

sauce of it could hardly be charged as lack of humanity; but with the example America before them, it is not only ridi sulous, but iubuman, to have the engine. driver and steker unprotected from the weather." He observes that of late years

**What shall it be P

"Marcas Celins," Cicero sald to his legal other side of a sareen under the Capitol, Celius said he would take a little spiritus frumenti optimus straight, and the orator, remarking that that was about the size of

It is plesmant to find that there is any. thing in car railway system which an they come on the sheet-iron surface of the American can admire. Of course Mr Bailey hollow fendor." From the context, and says, and truly, that the luggage system is from various passages in Mr Bailey's other abominable, to speak mildly," and the productions, it would seem that the Ameri. vory minor advantages to which he does cau stove is, in some of its aspects, a terrible justice in the arrangement of our "cars thing to deal with, and the author's still cannot waigh against the generally im-

And I can have some square willows greater horror at the harmless necessary mense superiority of the American system.

with shams on them? Pro-irons of England appears to argue a But he found grest comfort in the excol-

Yes, my tulip-yes! We'll sham every aurious want on his part of that adeptability lence of our stations, the civility of our darned thing from oellar to garret, have to circumstances and willingness to accept gaards and porters, and the convenience of new views, upon which his countrymen our railway restaurants. In this last matter, the front door painted blue, and-but let's generally pride themselves."

Mr Bailey must have been unusually for go'n look at some second-hand cook-stoves! Leaving the inside again for the outside

tunate. One admirable suggestion is made-Detroit Free Press. of the houses, he pays a passing tribute to by him in connection with railway manage. AN AMERICAN VIEW OF ENGLAND the oficiency of the London police, but in ment. If the railway companies of Eng

(Macmillan's Magazine.)

doing so takes occasion, with reference to land did not know that it was possible to Readers of railway literature may, remem- what we are told is the pornicious practice of that "the emotional insanity dodge is not reading in a train, which bore the names of practised; and they convict, do those Eng Life in Dnbury and Mr Miggs of Danbury,lish juries, where there is a living chance." In the next chapter, devoted to a slight and They are specimens of what is generally not particularly interesting sketch of the called in England" American humour; and the many enitivated Americans who ob- House of Cominous during a debate, he ob ject to the currency of this phrase might in /serves that an Englishman dislikes taking a chest-iron screen has been added to with you would get out the necessary fensible distinction made in the criminal a waist is always ugly; it real, it is a

off his hat when it can be avoided, and that engines, behind which the men can crouch, this case resent its vee loss than in some ho will be seen wearing it in a theatre, but it is obviously true that when the papers same time to-dag, and bring suit for others. The humour, it is true, is not of the most refined or exalted kind, and it public galleries, or elsewhere indoors, elecomotive is at rest, the driver and stoker rae against the Yellow Tiber Fire and Ma- Mrrine Insurance Company for the amount of aften depends on the somewhat well worn sept in church." This, however, he evi- get the full force of the storm, ""

wy town house," device of employing, now under statement, dently regarde us a merely skin deep want alley was told that the reason for this its poltoles on my ville at Tusculan and

M. Cælius looked up in amazement, now exaggeration, of facts. But many of of courtesy, for, passing from the House of state of things is that without the house or Commona to a crowd assembled to see a "eab," the driver has a better control of the stories display & most ingenious inven. Royal procession, he is immensely struck the track, that is, he rous no risks of being

"Why," he exclaimed, "whan did they Lion, and a power of producing ludicreas effects at which it is impossible not to with the order and good-humour of the mob lulled in:o false andurity by warmth and burn down? And what was it? Accident? langh; and in some a clever percoption of and the police, which he contrasts with the comfort. This argument, he replies, is Mob 1 Some of Clodine people r

"No," Cicero said, "they are intact as behaviour of the hot, blastering, and nullified by the severe accidents which have character is suggested in a few lines of die bewildered police," and the "hangry, occurred through the driver being beaumbed yet, and, in fact, I har'a't insured them yet logue. The author of these little books, struggling, and offensive independent by the cold. One would like to have the

but I am going to du no tomorrow, and I Mr J. M. Bailey, paid a visit to England in crowd to which an American is used in authority upon which this statement le want to bring salt og inst the company now, 1674, and has recorded his impression in his own country. In the course of his de made, but whether it is exaggerated or not, so that if they ever should happen to burn volume called England from a Back Win dow, with Views of Scotland and Ireland.scription, Mr Bailey gives his readers a pass there can be little doubt that the American won't have quite so long to wait for the The work has its value in various ways, one age which is supposed to be humorous plan of providing a substantial shelter for money," of them being that it is a fresh illustration and which may be quoted as an instance of the driver and stoker ought to be adopted level, and brought suit that afternoon. their feet those beneath them in the social of the adage thatallitle knowledge is a dan-what depthe he can descend to in his at here.

went on

WOULD YOU ? Baby crowing on your knee,

While you sing some little ditty, Pulls your nose or thumbs your "ee," Would you think it wasn't pretty?

Tell me, could you?

Every lady should read "A. Simpleton,” Could anything be more unequal? Mitani and learn something of the monstrous wrong Sankuro's fraud of $100,000 is punished by she inflicts upon herself by trying to com- fining him $2.26, whilst the wretched pass an artificially-produced middio sae Matsumoto Buakichi, who belongs to the jimp.". It will prepare her for Mrs. Hawie's common herd, for smoking opium himself, lesson upon the "Art of Beauty." One or and also allowing some men of another two passages will give a hint of their flavor: nationality,--Chinamen, to wit,-is con- "Nothing is so ugly as a pinched waist: demned to ten years' penal servitude! No it puts the lips and shoulders invariably out Ia de- trumpery fine will be accepted from him. of proportion in width. While by far the greater culprit is let at forming the waist almost all the vital large to prey upon society again, the un-organs are affected by the pressure, and the fortunate opíum smoker, whose vicious habit ribs are pushed out of their porper place." affected nobody but himself, has to bear as "Tightlacing is ugly, because it distorts best he may the utterly disproportionate the natural lines of the figure, and gives an severity which the Japanese code has in-appearance of uncertainly and unsafeness. Men seldom take to wife a girl To the the cases to which we have alluded who has too small a waist, whether natural fioted upon him.

*In architecture, a pillar or seem but a travesty of justice. If the or artificial." sentences were capable of being reversed:-support of any kind is called debased and if the culprit who illicitly smoked opiata, bad in art if what is supported be too heary and connived at others so doing, wore fined for the thing supporting, and if a base be a couple dollars or so, and the rascal who abnormally heavy and large for what it

to him, there would be at least a semblancs are destroyed, and the corresponding effect had ten years of penal servitude meted out must be understood. In a waist lain. both of propriety and fitness, and something to is unpleasant to the aye. The curve of the waist is coarse and immoderate, utterly satisfy a reasonable sense of justice.

But, apart from the wide disparity of the opposed to what Ruskin has shown to be sentences, the vicious and utterly inde- beauty in a curve. Real or artificial, such law of Japan between the status of those deformity that should be disguised if who are tried and convicted in the native artificial, it is culpable, and nasty to boot." courts, as to whether they belong to the Lippincott's Magazine, is one that is intolerable in modern days. nobility, the samurai, or the ordinary people, It is an outrage on that equality which all men should have before the law as members within the pule of the samurai class, of civil society, Foreignere, not coming would, it unprotected by treaty, be dealt with as heiman, or commun poople, and be subject to the shameful inequality and disubilities which persons not of the more elevated classe writhe under, from the when might made right, and the pri laws bequeathed by fendal legislation, Caliu saw that the orator's head was vileged orders shamelessly trampled under Whilst auch distinctions as these Eleven years afterward the villa at Tus. Boale. tempt to be funny, It is only fair to say Ons et Mr Bailey's chapters tolle, calum and the town house wore both continue to be recognised without exciting If you owned "the woman," would you ? that such passages are the exception rather among other things, what the English think destroyed by firo. The anit had by that any question amongst the Japanese them. Little labor, little strife, writers, has been too easily satisfied as id

Little dare, and little cot the worth of the information that he picked "On the front seat sat the Prince of of us, and for the view which the author time been in five different surts, and had selves, they must not wonder at foreigners' up, and the observations that he made con Wales, heir apparent to the British throne, takes of our attitude of mind on this point, been confirmed and reversed, and remanded, reluctance to submit themselves to such a Would you sigh for single life?

Would you murmur at your lot? cerning the ways of a strange country, and, as will be seen, his facile faith in their cor/and the Emperor of Russla; on the back there la perhaps but too match excuses and referred to the master to take proof,barbario code, and that they should exhibit |

Tell me, should your persistent preference for their own more. he had been asked by

rebutted, and sub-rebutted, and philosophie, impartial, and civilised laws. the Duke of Edinburgh. I swallowed the school teacher in Norfolk, if all Amorloan and

gentlemen did not have either a pistol ot impleaded, and refoladored, and filed and Travel the vivilized world over, would it ing mistakes, wille, on other occasglobe, his monarch in at one fauishing gulp. He was knife donsealed about their person," it was quashed, and continued, until nobody knew be possible to flud such a disparity as that Health and comforts, children fair, remarks and suggestions are worth atten-

a monarch, era the most mighty in the In his two opeting chapters, the anthos world; and it was a great gratification to/2ot unnslural that he should think the what it was about, and Cicero was notified which exists between a sentence which in Ands it is daty to be facetions over the me to see him in the flesh. But there wäre general English idea of "a full blooded three weeks, alter the fire that he would the one ouse infiets long years of imprison- Foud hearts throbbing for you there:

some disappointments, He had on pants: American la a sort of perambulating stzenal have to prove wilful and long continued horrors of sea sickness, and as his attempts This surprised me, I don't know why it constantly shedding bullets, bowles, and absence and neglect, as he couls not get a In this direction are neither better, nor worce than the many which have been should only that I expected he would look forpedoes Tomo dobite that the decres simply on grounds of incompatibility made before, wo many pass than ever to different from any one sise. Perhaps style of War West American journalism has of temperament. And when he went id

To be truly polite imp that one shall come to his first impressions of Lionded, would have been more surprised if he had done a good deal towards creating a false the secretary of the company, that ofcial! Imprezaion of American life and manner told him the company didn't know anything" been without pants."

DELLS AND DOLLS' SHOES. in English people's minds, and it is perhaps about the fire, and had no time to attend In the short time which ho spent at Liver

be thoughtful of the feeling of ever, body, The sab system of London is contrasted equally true that a great many to such things. The company's business, Car American cousins have long since and of inferiors most of all. Let us re pool he found that it had nothing in com mon with the country of which is formis sad favourably with that of New York as is travelled English" (that is English people the secretary sald; was to insure houses turned their attention to the making of member that in future. parti" It was an English American town, the conduct of our crowds, and by his ob who have not traveled to America) have a not to run around the fires, asking about boots and shoes for dolls, and, in its way, it LEAVE your grievanogy, as Napoleon did where the contraste so blend that the disservation of cab and omnibus drivers, under bellefias American ladies are lacking in the insurance. It he wanted say fuforma has become a business. We are not aware his letters, gaheeded for three weeks, and tinguishing lines are dulled to his cotapre trying circumstances, the author was refinement. But one reason, of which tien on these points, he would have to ask of any systematie attempt in the direction it is astonishing how few of then, by that hansion," but "that London differs in all brought to the comforting conviction that Mr Bailey takes no account, for this is to the fireman or the newspaper reporters. having been made in England, but we see

profanity: he found in the rush which has for years The more a man reads in these old no reason why a feld of almost equal time, will require heading.

Nevan take a ball bi the horns, young important and it many unimportant features the English are not given from the metropolis of Amerion is a fast That is, he explains, "they do not take the pads been made to Europe by Americans histories, the more he is convinced that the magnituds could not be cultivated here, that grows upon the visitor, and the degres name of their God in rain as he was who has clenty of money, but no educs insurance businces in the days of the In France we have heard of as much is man, counsels Josh Billings, but take af ble sense of the fact is proportionate to also induced by experience to believe that tton or refinement. It is perhaps a par Pistons was a great deal more like it is Afty guiners being given for a simple deli, him of the tale; then you kan let go wheth his stay in the city Mr Baller esserves the word "dem" is in frequent ass. Tu dosable for English frequentere of don

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If you owned "the baby," would you? Wife, with arm about your neck,

Saye you look just like the baby Wants Bonte cash to make a "spes,"

And you would refuse her-may»bowi

Could you should you?

If you owned the cottage," would you f

Wife to meet you at the door,

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Tell me, would you ask for more? Should you? could you?

you oward the ready, would you?

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