Bortfolio.
TIME AND LOVE,
(adapted from the French of Stgur.)
TIME, who is of travellers all ment ancient, When one day marching on his weary way, Arriving near a stream, thus loudly cried, “* Have pity, pity, on my ancient years. Alas i no more am I remembered hero--- I, wha'öðuit'every moment as it flies; Khad friends, it is I who earnestly entrent you, Come one, ccine all, and lastan to pass Time." Full many a maid, who, from the opposite shore, Behold, the old man's plight with tessful eyes, Burned in her soul his passage to našlat,!,
But one from out the throng, by far most wise,
SMILER'S HEALTH LIFT. Dr. Smiler had a large tank placed on the top of his house from which to supply bis bathroom, and so forth, with water
THE CHINA MAIL.
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[No. 4392-JULY 28, 1877.
With a trail bark, whose helmsman was tras Love, The Water had to be pumped up about 50 | to go on deck, no to spend and stretch his bould wish to have it. Another description his aid. He has hooked a shark, and aft were taken to and from the docks; from the Restrained there with these cold but prudent foot from the datorn in the yard, and the
words:
"Ah! often, bilen, has one come to grief And rain diro, by seeking to pass Time."
Love gayly pushed his shallop from the bank, And soon approached the spot where lingered
Time.
He bade the old man hesten on with him,
Breese.
Embarked him, and set sail with prosperous Love goatly plled his well-shaped cats and swift, And sang, and sang agafu, with merry shout, "You see, you see, my pretty shepherdose, My timid maidons, how Lore passos Time."
ch yeary
(That always was the apccial fault of Love). The falling car is seized by Time, who crios, *What tired so soon 1 Already dost give up?
how small
Do thou sleep now, and I will sing in turn This old refrain, approved of steady wiadom
"Ah! Time has made Love pass-has made
Love pass!"
A beauteous maid, concealed among the grovON
to
Which fined the river's bank, had heard the talk, And now, enable, le restrain herr Love's despite. Cried Time, in auger, Who has strength enough To brave my ancient years and Love combined" Bat Friendship calm with fruitful mien, replied,
I naught have feared, nor aught will fear, from
Time." Harper's Magasins.
and unattainable.
ADVENTURE WITH A BOOMERANG.
a ton and a
marine
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Miscellaneous.
volving ouke. But, alas | the contents wote powder and shob, and the results of the volley was other than expected, as explosion followed explosion, carrying death and destruction into the Imperial ranks. Credat Judaus. Apella Topan Mail.
it was placed upon her head, and prostrat- [ of, this.)
to turn it into, e mamunerative commercial i thing for 600 large, schnapper to be, taken ** THE CHINESE ENVOYS.' ing herself before the alter she remained in 'gilé
channel have not been so, sucoessful as they one of these; axanrains whing better The Chinese envoys were present at the that position while the Te Deum was chant, inte
must be when adequate, ospital is put into a Lupk at this, as at all other, fishing at raception given at the American Minister's ed, four of the novices, meanwhile, shold-
thoroughly equipped fishery, I seize the which I have assisted, varies of course, in honour of General Grant, and on Wed ing the funeral pall suspended prex hor,
opportunity to examine the procesa (conduct and is distributed in a most unaccountable ;nesday they met the Prince of Wales at the When the Te Deum was ended the atom,
ed, however, on a limited soule) by which way, Bere, for example, at my right in a same place. The Minister, H. Lin, went *CAFTAIN=B0LIONS MISTAKES received the kiss of pesoo?”, from, the utpropos, if some rodent dulces of Carbam the dugoug captured in this part of Morsion gentleman suffering severely from sea sick to Epsom on the 18th inst, and both En prioress, as did also the new purice Boyton Inoritalartere; the New York First came the conversion of the fat inte during our other sport), but who at times H.E. Kwo occupying the seat of honour on Bay are turned to nocount. of the fatinees (for we play heavily at pitch, and toge, roya were present at the Caledonian dinner, After all the sisters had embraced themes to ritos Rveryone know that oil. Lam grateful to say that cod liver oil catches four to my one. He has nothing to the right of the Duke of Buccleuch. They benediation of the blowed sacrament lol- lowek and closed the service.
Captain Boyto wears a life preserving dress has never been a prescribed portion of my do but bait his hooks, cast them over and also attended a reception by the Earl of in which he floats on his back to water, and regimen, but there can be to doubt in the pull up sohnapper with Yo, heave hol" Salisbury, andwent to a garden party at the Herald.
propels himself itsistit a padla, or work that fine dugong oil possesses all the To my left is another gentleman who fishes Duke of Argyll's. On Saturday: lest they smallead. It is difficult to see how he can therapeutic qualines of that flesh-restorer carefully and well, but who never hooks a visited the East and West India Docks, find much pleasure in this pursuits. Het without the unpleasant smell and taste fish. Yet we are elbas together, and adopt-accompanied by Sir William Baynes, and in no danger of sinking unless his knock dreaded by so many invalids. The flesh ing precisely the same mode of procedure. hole in himself by running on a sharp reef can vouch for as being excellent. I have During the last half-hour we have a suchown over the warehouses, hydraulic pres other members of the committee, and were but he is compelled to remain in a tedious tasted the bacon, and it is white, enoculent, pession of surprises. A member of Parliamen, and other objects of interest They and uncomfortabla position... If he were able and clean-flavored as good, in fact, as one ment calls lustily, for help, and we zuah to legg by walling up and down his abdomen, of the meat, enter cold, might pass lot a 4 wenstadeus tussle the boast & Landed by Speaker's stairs in a steamer specially pro- i doctor found It to be a pretty, good sized or if he could go aloft and scan the horizon ross between pressed beef and ox tongue. means of a couple of host-hooks thrust into portrait of H.B. Kwo has appeared
vided for the purpose. na CHUTES job, which would cause him constant sx from the lofty thration of his nose, the On board the Kate, the day after our visit ita parcass. It is about 6 feet long, and as in Lanity Fair, which sagely observes that pense. So, aftor thinking the matter over wearisome sameness of his voyages would be to the recently-captured calf, we partook of it betrays an uneasy conscience, and is far he is a mandarin of the Red Batton, but very carefully, one day an ides struck him, to some extent broken up. Owing to the He built a room over the cistern and put way in which he is constructed, these recrea satisfied an epicure, and were actually well-sharpened axe.
dish of dugong outlets which would have too lively to be safe, it is conciliated with a not of the Peacock's Feather. This is no the word Sanitarium" over the door. tions are Impossible, and he can only vary declared by some to be very tender and nicely the Legislative Assembly, not to be outdone, tien on China masters goes, only the pea
Arather member of doubt near enough to sconracy se inform- Then he concealed the pump machinery the monotony of paddling head first by booked filet de bag. The hides appear to set up a wild hullabaloo; he too, so he cock's feather is not an indication of a beneath the flour, and he rigged up a kind occasionally backing artern and slowly fore be invaluable; the leather is of excellent avers, has a shark. It is not for me, of mandarin's grade, but id conferred as a of complicated apparatus with handles, and ing his blant boots through the water quality, and more than an inch thick. What course, to contradict an old colonist, and a special honour, like the companionship hinges, and a crank, so that man by These Inconveniences are, however, unayold- standing in the middle of the machine and able, so long as Captain Boyton persied in will machinists say to that? Dugong are gentleman moreover who writes MLA after of the Bath. The Law Times lately. pulling the handle up and down would oper converting himself into u, een-going vessel. 20w principally taken in a net with im his name, but I know that it is not a shark waxed very fasetions at what it calls the ate that pump. Then the doctor get out Where he is at fault is in his stubberu rofu-sly wide moshes. The note are laid ja You can see it is a big fah, nevertheless good joke of the Chinese Envoys having circulare and published advertisements gal to avail himself of modern improvements subterraneous thoroughfares through which there are strong men (all, senators) engaged in leasing one of the Courts when they But soon Love drops the car-in fact, grows about Smiler's Patont Health Lift," and in the eat of progiubdoma! Whether we regard the experienced fisherman knows the cres in bringing it in, but instead of darting visited them shaken hands not only with he secured testimonials from a thousand or him as a sailing or paddling craft, he is grasses; the animal becomes entangled, dead weight, no more like the shark than believe the statement is really unfounded, swiftly hither and thither, it comes up the Judges but also with the Usher. We tures will pass on their search so people who agreed that the health lift was equally behind the age and he has even atraggles himself into inextricable tolls, and, the chube like the pike. Its sheer weight but supposing such a terrible error to have the only hope for the physical salvation of failed to adopt the most efficient means of being unable to rise to the surface to breathe, unfortunately severs the line, and there are been committed, it is rather difficult for Poor child, thy weakness great-thy strength the human race. Pretty soon people began securing speed and weatherly qualities when drowns. The dugong is well named the thres blank Inventing faces near the sponson, the lay mind to perceive the great joke in to see about it, and Smiler would rush them under sail. He made a grave mistake when sea-cow, for its head is not unlike that of and general laughter from the rest of the Chinaman mistaking one Europesa for out to the" Sanitarium," and set them to he had himself cat-rigged instead of cutter-polled bullock, though its nose is considerably company jerking the handles. And when a customer rigged. He carries but une sail, and when broader, and furnished with a square had pumped. in hetniegos de con- terminal by which it may discover and trop taken by not only, MA but an honore
The Hon of the collection, however, is another.-L., C. Rogress, June 2nd. would charge him a quarter, and tell him ing hedvily as he inevitably must, in oon the herbage of the marine pastures to which able oabinet minister, now in that three months of that kind of thing sequence of his depth of hold and the dead it looks. The body roughly resembles that his lot falls a groper of sixty pounds weight, would give him muscles like a prize fighter. weight of his skirt pockets he is very apt of a gigantic seal, and dugong are sometimes It is a kind of rock cod, with dark brown. The thing became so popular that he had to roll the extremity of his boom under, and
ACCORDING to the Mainichi Shimbun, a to enlarge his tank and put in a smaller thus grun the risked sopaize. Had he the dougerous nature of the ocean bed at month, and its behaviour while on Ite roll a barrel containing an armed man down leather skin, and tremendous head and favourite devios of the insurgents was to pumps and he not only got all ble pumping adopted the cutter rig, he could have safely Flat Rook renders it impossible to anchor journey from the tranquil oaves of deep declivity late the Imperialist ranks, an done for nothing, but the people who did endded before agale of wind under his near the fishing ground; the Kate, as fast ocean to the upper air convinces me that it reaching which the ocupant left his means it paid him about 3800 year for the Faresail alene, his mainsail being ugly as she is brought near the desired spots, was a groper also which the honorable mem of locomotion and right and left attacked privilege. One day, however, Mr. Magin- stowed and his topmost housed. "A graver drifts back again, and, as the fish are only to ber lost near the sponson. The sixty the astonished Government soldiers. Dur nis, who had been practising the health mistake, however, was his failure to provide be had near the rooks, the moral enforced pounder does not show an ounce of plucking the late engagement at Onlgatake, how Hift every day for months, brake the board himself with a centre-board, or even a upon which he was standing, and plunged temporary false keelznOwing to this unac on us is that we must make the most of from first to last, but allows itself to be over the insurgents, olmanged the fation our time. And this is how we do it. Each hauled in as if it were its fate, against with singular advantage to themselves. AIM at perfection in everything, though for the third time Smiler fished him out ward, and he makes an adormous amount of At his feat; and, if he be a deft fisherman, only protest it makes on desk is to open its rolled a number of barrels, which the Im into the cistern, and just as he was sinking countable omission, he cannot beat to wind man takes up a position, and alinge to it. which it were useless to contond; and the Down the hill, on which they were posted, in most things it is unattainable; however, with a crooked nail in the end of a clothes lee-way when walling with beam wind.disposed so that there shall he never a hitch, jaws, but in a manner more indicative of an perialists imagined contained armed men as they who aim at it, and persavero, will come touch nearer to it than those whose laziness prop. A few days later Maginals came Hence, unless he has the wind directly intern Hes coiled his line, thirty fathoms long if it ill-mannered gape than a decided exhibition before. Accordingly, allowing them to ondency make them give it up as round with a lot of other patients, and or on his quarters his sail de worse that is to be of any service, about the thickness of defianos. I do not hesitate to repeat that approach within a conveniently close ranZO.
cross-examined Emiler's servant girl, and useless. altris ille to say that this is the of a lead pencil, and weighted with three this groper is distinguished by its large they directed a brisk Are Into the stream learned about the truth, and then they went fault of his model. His model is well THE AGE OF BUatt.---Fashion, taste, and home mad. A consultation was had, at songh, though he was evidently not da egg-shaped pieces of lead, each a pound la mouth; & medium-sized portmanteau might
be stowed away it without usage are the Infallible barometers of which they resolved to prosecuts Smiler for cigned for speed, but no light drunght man freely through it. The book is a trifle, but inconvenienes to the fish out the slightest national character, and upon their form of damager and for obtaining money under without either keel or centre-board can go to not much, ualler than a young meat-hook, development the philosophical historian false pretences. It is thought by good jud-windward. For Captain Boyton to law off
After the engagement is over, the com- will base his estimate of national merit. ges that, by the time the Court get through a learshore under sail would be an absolute and it is best to have it attached with a batants clear the decke, remove the slain, If thoroughness were the distinctive quality with Smiler, it will be about the unhealth impossibility and if ever, he find himself in of ordinary gimp twisted. The bait is attitudes and pursuite of paace. So, as the length of overgrown gimp, or three pieces put away their weapons, and resume the of our proximate progenitors, artificiality is out Hit for him he was ever interested in such a situation, and his paddle breaks down, lump of feh or meat the size of a walnut. engines are thumping of full speed, TRAIT. A photographer gives the following assuredly our own. Imitation and more American paper.
How to COMPOSE ONE'S SELF FOR A FOR he may make up his mind that he will have Slowly the steamer advances to the charge steeds who smell the stable afar off, we arielous glitter obtrude themselves on s
to abandon himself to his underwriters and until you can hear the green water streaming gather together our spoil, string them on all directions to his customers" When scale unknown to preceding generations;
claim a total lown, PA and the garments that we wear, furniture
off the rooks. Look well to the thick manner of belaying-pins, rails, and stan- lady sitting for a pietura would compose we use, the houses we live in, the very
leather gloves on your hand, also presently chions ; while brokets of water soon make her month to a bland and serene character Simple as the Australian boomerang sp oracles wo adore, bear blatant testimony parently ie, millions of small boys have
your finger will pay the penalty. It is the decks look a little less like shambles, she should, just upon entering the room, to the spirit of fateness, the contempt for tried in vain to imitate it. In fact, until
✅NAVAL MUTINIES
comical to see twenty gentlemen, esbinet and more like a very modest member of her say Boson, and keep the expression into thoroughness, which are making such pro very recently not a single civilised boy has prosent day that people are apt to forget bulwarks, line in hand, in all kinds of ex-satisfied. Our shoulders ache and our fin- effect in the camera is evident. If, on the Mutinies on board ship are so rare in the ministers and what not, waiting at the Majesty's fleet. We are very tired and very which the mouth subsides until the desired gress amongst us. The youth of the period ever possessed a boomerang that would do how frequent they formerly were. In the peotant attitudes, eager to heave the tackle gere smart; but there are piles and stringe other hand, she wishes to assume a distin is an ambulatory monument of the decline its duty. Crooked sticks of all sorts and in public genuineness, and the smallest sizes have been made and thrown at all great war of 1103-1815 the temper of the overboard the moment the way of the stopped of fish decorating the ship fore and aft, and guiabad and somewhat noble bearing, not detalle of his costume do homage to the possible objects, but in no case have they reckon with. It is a curious fact that the
flest was sometimes an awkward thing to steamer slackens.
we light our pipes and sprawl luxuriously suggestive of sweetness, she should say couterfeiting tendencies of the age. The returned to the thrower, or shown in any mating at the Nore, which blocked up the heavily weighted lines are speeding through dreamily about nothing in particular, as If she wishes to make her month look small With splash and shout at length twenty about, watching the sunset, and pondering Brush the result of which is infallible. scart that encirclen bie neck is permanently other way the slightest resemblance to the trade of the Thames, occurred, in the brist the beautifully clear depths-twenty lines headon after beacon is passed, and the she must say Flip, but if the mouth be folded and sown up by nie beter the true boomerang. Thus the small boy grows period between the victories of St. Vincent rating through finger and thumb at a rate familiar landmarks lessen the distance from already too small and needs enlarging, the
make-believe, and Blaccted by a useless pin in imitation of up with an unsatisfied longing for that and Camperdown It broke out May 27 that renders either a glove or a canvas home. The great, awkward pelicans rise aust say Cabbage. If she wishes to look curious and useful weapon, and the hope and subsided Jane 13, 1787, when the sheath an absolute necessity. Do your best from the beacon posts and sail through the mournful, she must say Kerchunk,' if re- that which his forefathers were to sourlessness of ever attaining it has cast a gloom principal mutingers were put in irons and in ten minutes, for no longer can we remain air shorewards: they are fishermen too, and signed, she must forcibly siaonlato Scat. the ample folds of their genuine gravats ♬| the wristband that decoratas his hand is over the childhood of nearly every man now
A successful in such dangerous, neighborhood, What is they, like ourselves, have done their day's living. It will hardly be credited, but many of them excouted. either spurious in quality, or in any case nevertheless it is asserted to be true, tant mutiny-if such a sorry business can ever that Forward there is a loud and long-work and are thinking about their nests, mere appendage to the garment to which its Detroit small boy recently came accident. Danne frigate, the crew carrying the ship heavy-footed man dancing a breakdown? be called a success-was, that on board the sustained rub-a-dub on the deck. Is it & felgns to bolong; the faps which flank his ally into possession of boomerang that into Brest harbour March 27, 1800. At Nay, it is the first schnapper announcing his walking coat surmount counterfeit pockets was in all respects equal to the best boo- the close of the following year occurred release from the nasty, wet, salt sex, and which exist only in the imagination; the marang Australia has yet produced. Why the mutiny on board Admiral Mitchell's heralding his kith and kin, so that within a switch that be carries is but the attenuated fortune was thus prodigal to this particnlar aquadron in Bantry Bay. It was soon sup-couple of minutes the entire deak dohoes duplicate of that which his grandfathers Sourished abroad in the boyday of their boy we are not told, but that it cotually pressed, and punishment was dealt out to with the rub-a-dub of fresh arrivals.
ahowered upon him the priceless treasure the guilty with the Spartan severity of those youth; his sidespring boots are bespotted which all other small boys have longed for days. In January, 1802, twenty-two of the slaughter, Alas! and is one come to this? It is scarcely sport, it is next door to with buttons or traversed by sham lanes; in vain we are not permitted to doubt. He mutineers were tried on board the Gladiator On this day twelvemonth I scored the best the utility of which he would be at some
was not the architect of his own boomerang at Fortsmouth, when seventeen were con- trouting afternoon in my life, all fish palus to prove his jewellery, however and his discovery of it was purely accidental demned to death of whom eleven were artistically caught with delicate implements little, is more piten pluchbeck then gold, because he lacks the resolution to do with One Saturday morning he was sitting exécuted; the others were sentenced to in a clear-raaning stream; and here I am near the wood-pile, with a tomato can in receive each 200 lashes Possibly the re-hauling up from the bottom, 180 feet down, out either; whilst the house that he is his hand, and a dog by his side, trying to collection of this fabt helped to bring about a burden which taxes all my strength, and purchasing from a building society threatens devise some new way of putting the two toge the catastrophe which terminated the mutiny makes the perspiration ooze from evory pore to tumble about his ears before the last ther. Being interrupted by the appearance at Malta in 1807. On April 12, after eight Yet it is grand fun for a while. The fish are; de you comprehend me, sare ?. Instalment of purchase money shall have of the cook at the kitchen door, who threa- days of resistance, the mutineers blew them bite fast and furious. Bang, bang, bang! been repaid, because an imposing facade of tened to report him to his father if he did selves up by setting fire to a large magazine There is no mistake above about the bite, cement and bastard attempta si decorativo
A BEGIMENT of Infantry In the French architecture at the expense of solidity and not lave the poor baste alone," he care consisting of between 100 and 600 barrels of and no mistaks below about the strike.petrato table wis my friss whatever army consists on its present establishment comfort conciliate his fancy more than the it at the humane but presuming Bridget. lessly picked up a crooked stick and throw
gunpowder.
Haul, haul, haul the line throwing out
of four battalions and a depot of two com. unpretentions thoroughness which his fors- Strange to say, it not only hit her, but it
corusestions of silver in its rapid ascent.
panies. This organization is now declared fathers loved. Cozmopolitan Critio. .
Boon your eve discerns, fathoms deep, s
by the Avents Militaire to be incomplete, also returned and hit the dog. That it was
almost impalpable flashing to and fro, as if
and therefore defective; and in lengthen- a boomerang there was no room to doubt;
BY RED SPINNER, S
a farge dish were gyrating in an eddy; it and if that small boy had been offered at (From the Gentleman's Magrzine.)
ed article in the last number of that paper BLACK VEIL AND THORNY CROWN. that moment the original Aladdin's Jamp, The Kate, the sole representative of the nearer the surface, and then, in a twinkling, assumes a lovely pink hue as you bring it
it li argued that the strength of every re giment ought to be increased to five The Rev. Charles McCready, of St. be would have put it aside with contempt, Queensland navy, pretty Bite paddle a barly sohnapper of seven or eight pounds
battalions. In time of war there might Stephen's Church, recently gave the black and clutched with delirious joy his unex-wheel bost, but nothing like co large as one is dancing vigoronely and noisily on deck.
then be three battalions in the field, one in vell to Mias Lucy Thorpe, of England, in pected hopmerang. In the course of the of the Citizen steamers plying on the Thames. Sometimes it is a fiil at every haul; and, the convent of Our Lady of the Roary, next six hours no less than 31 leading Her ablef employment is the conveyance of under those circumstances, not the least
garrison and one serving as a depôt. In order that this increase of the establishment No. 109 East Twenty-eighth street, and the citizens of Detroit were suddenly struck by the mails from the Bay to the Government amusing feature of the sport is the spectacle white veil to Mise Susan Conway, of unseen clubs, without being able to detect wharf in Brisbane, but the is, in addition, of a score of excited men jumping around a
increasing the estimates, the demir of each regiment may by effected without Stamford, Connectiont. Miss Thorpe bears the assallant. Boys without number were a maid-of-all-work for the Ministry, Some score of big fish which are doing their best
Militaire proposes to do away with the the name of Sister Agnes in the third Order hit in tender places, and, beyond the fact times the Government ers persuaded into to convey their amazement and indignation
existing thirty battalions of chassenra k. of St. Dominic. The alsters composing this that two or three of them asserted that they leading her for pleasure tripa. A number to an unfeeling world. community wear the white serge habit and were struck by sticks which, atas selling of merabers of the Legislature, wishing to The schnapper is, like nearly all the fishes Griswold, in a dilemma, not wishing to who at present forms part of the staff of pied; and his with the adjutants-inform black well with white ltning. Their mission around the corner, no explanation of those throw aside the fatigning cares of Parlia of these waters; beautifully tinted, and the appear ignorant of his guest's meaning, every battalion of infantry in the French is to provide a home for respectable girls or disasters dould be found. Had the fortunate ment, coax the Colonial Becretary into lend- women who are out of employment, and possessor of the boomerang been able to ing her for a fishing exision of Flat Book, prevailing color is rosepink, speckled with *I don't believe there is a single grios in service. The expediency of retaining [special corpe of fufantry has, notoriously, they will also board s limited number of moderate bis transports all would have been or a trip to thel marine villages embryo turquoise blue. It is a thiols, broad-sided the market." invalids and offer their services to name well; but, unfortunately, ha could not resist watering places around the mainland shores fellow, as if orginally intended for one of Ah you make mulatake von you may been for a long time much questioned by high military authorities. In 1873 General the sick in private families. As they are the temptation to try his weapon upon his of Moreton Bay. To their credit, the Govern the bream tribe, The resemblance to the single grin. 34 *Indeed 12
Loral, writing about these very chamoure, comparatively new to the readers of the Sunday school teacher. Hitherto, the booment do not restrict their complaisance to bream, however, ceases at the top of the
"Yes, sure, Vas you call a lectie rat, | 4-pied which it is now proposed to abolish, Herald, a brief description of their ceremony merang had Implicity obeyed the wishes of the representatives of the people who have shoulders, where there is a bony bump, and
said It vidous to antrust pertain of vesture and vows will prove interesting. its proprietor, but on this socasion it generally more or less a direst in uence over sharply sloping, undulating ridge of bone The postulant who desired the habit was attempted an independent course of sstion them. The civil servants every now and down to the mouth, which is horny and well
it is true, expert in their work ( but the léd into the shapel by the prforees, and which was followed by disastroud resuits. then humbly: petition for Ahe lean of the furnished, with teeth, on déposit your | pristop, greated the hotel pros | corps with certain misalong, They become, prostrating herself before the altar, was The stall boy was standing at the corner Hate, and soucebatully work the cradle game, not in the familiar reel, but in a
and, when the special sorge may by chance Asked by the priest, "What is your re- of the street when he saw his teacher that the previoits down is graciously granted, BRok bag, knowing full well that at the immico, eh pihak banky Tat you call two | as of the lafantry remains ignorant of it, not be on the spot when wanted, does not quest ? She replied, I desire the mercy approaching at a distance of a few hundred There is no filing generally the fret Wharf at Brisbane by and by there will be of God and the holy habit of St. Dominic." yards. He instantly threw his boomerang night Flat Botki sirty miles and more astonishing number of soquaintances,
know how to set about the task before it " Moreover, the Avenir Militaire urges with Bidding her arise the priest addressed her straight at the unconscious teacher, fealing from Brisbane, and, with darkness setting who happen to the passing.fust by coole
much reason that the excellent elements of in words of exhortation, and commended confident that it would return to him after in by six o'clock it in as much as we can dent of coates-and who will somehow walk her desire to serve God in so ilustrious on discharging its duty in time to enable him do to reach Amity Point in time to cast say with a bruse of fish dangling from a
which the thirty battalions of chasseurs are order. At the end of is discourse the to escape. Curiously enough, the tischer anchor for the night. The excursionists in bit of spun yarn. The schnapper is, in fact,
composed distributed among the 146 re gimente of infantry of the lies would ploross led the postulant away to change was not hit, and the boomerang totally did the comfortale exloo well know how to excellent sadas. It does not come amies in hey plalu secular dress of black for the appeared. For some minutes the small boy eyend a planeant, avening) made conversas y shape-boiled and served with caper
materially increase the value of these latter, white habit. They speedily returned, and stood, with bands in his pockets, utterly tion, and books but chiefly cards help to ude, fried with egg and broad crumb,
while it would no longer be measssary to the novice knelt before the altar while the astonished at his fallare, and wondering pass away the time The feature of the soused, and, better stil, as mayonnaise houses, or two louse for two lousas, or take away the creams of each annual con- white sarga scapula, which is the die what had become of his treapon. Fie was excursión must needs be mentioned; for it in The best of stapper-fishing is that you how far he might have sentinted cannot be tingent for the beneßt of a few special tinguishing mark of their dress, was placed not long lett in doubt. In the course of to many a much more important element in fears of contented. It is hard work the said, but at the moment the head clerk, battalions, ever her shoulders. A broad leather girdle about four minutes that boomerang came the proceedings of tehtapper party than dah range between five and twelve pounds; Palmer, standing neat, had violent "BERKELEY, Sept. 1885.-Gentlemen, I was then placed about her waist, the white pasking up the aide street, smote the small astual firing. The silmapper it in fast, it will be a very bad visit indeed to the Flat attack of coughing and Care, the soum feel it a duty I owe to you to express my veil apon her head, and the black clock boy on the head fracturing his skull, and by some made the exence for a water picnic, Rock if you do not get fan of a dozen clerk, walked off suddenly and slammed on gratitude for the great benefit I have do completed her plot ing. The name of then disappeared forever in a direction a quite estimate toorer Arbeteren schnappers: One of our party has five and the big bell, and called for "front to derived by taking Norton's Camomile Filla. Sister Thorens was given her, a crown of little north of east-north east. The main The manager of the fishery comes on board twenty much tore than he can carry, My something and then stucks his own head I applied to your areas Mr Belly Barkeley, Whits roses was placed on her head, and she facts of this story cautiot be doubted with in the evening to tell us that a young bun modest way of ophto pound of bost walked away toward the dining Hall stomach, from whith 1 aufered saraula. down beneath the sonnbut, the amused for the above-named Pills, for wind in the retired, while the candidate for profession ant striking at the foundation of our faith | Angong, las jisi hemn captured, and, biesight thereabouta I and quite suficient before I was fed to the altar. The black yell having in the Detrels newspapers. It contains a way an anthering By stamble over the east the burden of my shoulders Our with his pitest to order **two grloforting pain for a length of time, having tried been placed on her head, the read, her beautiful total for the use of Sunday. Kate's side, and repair of shyte to see the dahing lasts tot more than two hours, and a Moilet, a private table. From the Boston nearly stay remedy prescribed, but with- written wows and received the gold ring school teachers, and is full of encourage pingular westure, and of those; mindred, large portion of that time is copied in Commercial Bullette, S
out deriving any benefit at all. After which is the sign of the final vor.. The went for reckless youth. The natural | some of these days, goodly foranes will be storming, after the drifts up to the rook or payday
in taking two bottles of your valuable pllis, 1 prioress then placed a crown of rosse and a boomerang is, beyond doubt, excessively made. There it lies upon the beach, again. Yet we return, with 200 schnerpał ÎN ALL CANbout Plenty of mik tin was quite restored to my usual state of crown of thorne before the newly-professed raro, and there is little hope that snother young femus calf, weighing about 2 jerk, Un board, besides other fish, making's fotel your esas this morning ?” a customer and health. Please give this publiclty for the nun, who, without a moment's hesitation, could be found, though" svaty wood-pile, and the color, so iet life can observe it in Weight of not milch less than 2000 ia pesads, ed a milliman tās sthar¡morning. And the boneft of those who may thus be ailisted, seized the roses and throw them beblad is the country should be eesruded. Kovas the alley of def defen, Fresticks, lak. And everybody condoles with me that my milkmen nodded gravelser, Dithout a ➡d sm, Sir, yours truly, HamerT ALLFÄSS. her, while she elsaped the theras lovingly thelens, the wildest dream of boy host on Nower The Guarar la Such better (ub selpumper exaussion has not hom pár, twink of his age, he made reply, "Chalk. To the Proprietors of NoBroN'E ÇANG- jn bor hands. Having shosen this grown i af length been realised, and the knowledge | kuswa arney year, one kisheria tie atlantą | Foxterly succentul, 14 19 no anammmas | full
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A SOHNAPPER EXCURSION.
A FRENCHMAN PUZZLED.
foreigners, and sometimes drives even an The English language is often a pussle to American hotel-keeper into a corner, as for instance in the following experience at the French quest came to complain at the office, Fifth Avenue Hotel, where a wealthy and was there met by the gracious Griswold, who rose to explain.
What fox, mare, your gargon not present
my demand?
"Your demand, Monslour ?"
"Yes, sare, do I speak Inglis perfalt,
correct, my dear air; what is it you desire?" *** Certainly, your English is perfectly
*Vy, sare, you tell me I can have at my desire to manger pardon, to eat."
Oertaluly said Griswold, anything, showed donbloons and diamond sauce, it you wish."
"Ah, no, Monsieur, sat is too clohe.
Ebome what simply desire some grice..?-
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gone rice, Monsieur Griswold, such I eat for my dinnay se oger dayshorten tainly, all the rice you desire
"Ah, you mean, rige, bolled Hos-oez
cat premier gargon-head waltare; say. It “Oo sure! It is not rios. Zat is what it in a bird. I want, sara. I want him roast, not boll
Boast grice --Why, let me ss," said
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Mouse
Yes Men 100 of
"Quite sorrest," responded the host. "Zes it one is te bird you call groutes, two in rat you call grice, oh pla
Why, noš skaddiy," said the hotel man, struggling to keep his countenance, say two grause, just an wo my two sheep of two daar-bet for mouse, mice, and ...”
Ysas sare," said Monalene, triumphantly any not you say two blow lar two
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HERE is a story whisk came to me the other day from the Midlands. In the little town in which the scene is laid, the **squire's lady," in the handsome manor house, interests herself greatly in the scholars. A Banday or two ago she took Sunday schools, and is rather proud of her some friends with, her in the afternoon to give them an insight into her method." Ananies and Sapphira. The children She chose as her "lesson" the story of showed great intelligence in answering the teacher the lady herealf-asked them why question pat to them, and finally their
God did not strike everybody dead who tells a lie? This seemed rather a poser, but suddenly a very sharp child exclaimed, "Because there wouldn't be anybody left." ----porting Gazette.