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General Bullying Behaviour
Article Wednesday 15th January
"On another occasion at the wrestling, I was having a lot
of trouble with Chinese who kept bringing in fruit, oranges and apples,
ostensibly to eat, but htey were really missiles to hurl at the
contestants. In no time at all we used to have riots, so I soon put
a stop to that.
I used to catch them with half a dozen oranges up their jerseys
and when I asked them what they were going to do with them they always replied
'Eat them, sir.'
So I said, "Right, eat them ... now.' And I stood over the poor
bastards until they had swallowed the lot.
admits now that he took risks in teasing the Chinese
on their festive days.
"It was Chinese New Year's Eve and we always got about three-quarters of a million people tunnelling their way down Sugar Street.
Despite all our exhortations to enter by Sugar Street and exit from
Hing Fat Street, there was always some twit who would go against the stream.
I'm on duty there and I see this idiot with a pussy willow in one hand and a
huge inflated Bugs Bunny in the other, driving hard against the flow of
humanity.
I realised there was no point in trying to yell at him above the
din, so I asked this woman police constable with me if she had a pin in
her skirt. I thrust close to this Bugs Bunny and stuck the pin in it and it
went bang in his face.
You should have seen him. He had to go all the way back again
to get another and it would take the poor sod hours. If he had known it was
my doing he would have started a riot and, on reflection, it was perhaps
a rather fool-hardy thing to do. Still, I couldn't resist it."