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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH WEDNESDAY, APRIL 12, 1950.

NOTHING

IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN

A KING!

OH, HARDLY, OLD BOY!!! HOW ABOUT "THE WILL OF THE

PEOPLE", WHAT?

Thoy dared to lova against all the angry violence of hatol

SAMUEL GOLDWYN prosents

Roseanna McCoy

starring

PARLEY GRANGER - CHARLES DICKFORD - RAYMOND MASSEY

RICHARD BASEHART-GIGI PERREAU

and Introducing JOAN EVANS

GALLE) - barma Zag ing Jika Dalle trou 1 Salad by Ahora Mumin. Dhed by AXD ALONG PRTURKEL ING

ADDED ATTRACTION:

"20 YEARS OF ACADEMY AWARDS"

BELCIUM

Paut

THE CREEK BOX OF

CROOKED POLITICAL

TRICKS

Romantic love

does not work

-as reported by Professor GWILYM ROBERTS

SERIOUS - MINDED the cares and dutics of married. Welsh professor, who life so she retreated into illness. has spent more than To her it is a pleasure.

Her parents should not have- ten years gathering av been fooled by her feigned ill- dence, reports today his messes.

bellef that romantic love SIGNPOST TWO: Young does not work.

fellows and girls must go to places where they can mingle naturally with the opposite sex.

on

To 38-year-old Gwilym Roberts love is like something microscope ilde. He thinks that you find out mort about it f look at it with a

you scientist's eyes,

The sky girl who slinks on her half-day into the darkness of the cincina and buricy her social inferiority in the arms of

After dissecting about 500 her screen hero will not find a specimens of broken romance real-life partner.

The hot-blooded young man ho is fairly certain that he

who makes a bos-line for the knows where marriages Ko

dance floor every night of the- wrong.

cutting down his

He strokes his chubby face, week is

chances peers through his wide hort loving wife.

of finding an ever-

rammed glasses and says: "The Professor Roberts belloves ideas of many people are mud-

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THE STATE OF THE KING BUSINESS

HOUT LOPP laha

arrangement with bawy Nierala

Sitting on the

EING (probably) the

result of spring....

The Editor is in conference with his staff and some chorus girls, and is rehearsing a little num- ber called "Sex for Circula- tion."

THE EDITOR:

If the circulation's dropping and the paper doesn't sell- THE OTHERS:

What are we to do, sir, what

are we to do?

THE EDITOR:

What kind of human sturica do you think we ought to

tell

THE OTHERS:

Something very

THE EDITOR:

nets, Tir,

something very new.

Fence.... by

NATHANIEL

GUBBINS

And tairs of human folites wearing hobnalled boots, have

that will set the readers

Tocking.

A simple girl's betrayal, or a

clergyman's unfrocking.

ALL:

Sex For Circulation,

Lullaby

N American doctor says that AN

babies in the United States That is where you're very are becoming more. Intelligent. wrong, you're very wrong They don't like baby talk. They

indeed:

prefer adult conversation, give Something new is never what smart answers to all questions, the British public need, and like to join in on a joke." The oldest story in the world in which саж come of the Julfables will have to be re- is alt they want to read.

ALL:

Sex For Circulation,

CHORUS:

Sex for circulation, in evETY

social station

The tempo of the nation, the ghastly ghoulish nation; You may give them pars on polttes and views. of every

kind,

But as every little reader has

a dirty little mind

If you want to make the paper

go

we think you'll always

Μπιζ

Sex For Circulation. THE EDITOR:

The sort of thing we ought to print are articles on beautymu THE OTHERS:

That's new idea, sir, that's

а пого

new idea. THE EDITOR:

But not the usual sort of stuf we'll make them pretty

fruity.

THE OTHERS:

We'll do it, never jear air;

we'll do it, never fear.

THE EDITOR:

When telling women how to

written:--

Smart and low, smart and low,

Child of the Western sea; Low, low wisecracks blow Over the nursery tea;

come to see him off.

OLS OLSSEN Good-bye, dad,

(nervously):

csues. And everybody is ar- rested.

Rural conversation conversation THE following

took place outside the side workle cotingo itroome windowe:-

First Rural Volce: They do zay 'er be middlin' meddlesome.

Second Rural Voice: Ar-r, that

'er bo.

First Rural Volec: Ar-r Second Rural Voice: Ar-r First Rural Volce: Er ter bo

OLD OLS (lashing out with both feet): Good luck, Ind. wat they zay 'er be then 'er ain't OLS OLSSEN (backing he call to be a-gallivantin' about towards the rain): Good-bye, like a ripsitch rantipole.

Second Rural Volce: Er be wm 'er be.

First Rural Voice: Ar-r. That 'er be.

Uncle Ooms.

UNCLE OOMS (taking a run at him): Good luck, Ind.

OLS OLSSEN (groaning): Good-bye, Cousin Bole.

died

We

and love. concerning sex nted guldoposta." So he comes

that

more couples fent got to-

know each other in non-

up this spring romantle morning like a weather-beaten statistics would drop. road scout and puts up

He

his

places The divorce deplores the impression direction signs for people who created by the fimis "where the to wash the happy after they stars don't have

dishes or get up to light the

want to be

fall in love

For parents

His first words are for parents His Amy words nro fat fas

money

GNPOST THREE: The red "Stop" sien flashes up if a man

co-operato in Won't maiters before marriage.

are dashed The biz- Many marringes

to pleces because the partners for happy marriage is a sensible could not talk about how they

would

spread the money on

| marriage starts in the nursery.

SIGNPOST ONE:

cat single influence that makes

upbringing.

When mother starts spoiling furniture, rent, clouung, food,

young con, she is ruining nad po on.

her

her daughter-in-law's marriage. These couples are "Infantile."

Case History:

Six-year-old They want to lean on somebody Jackle grabs his two-year-old cise (generally father-in-law). sister's toys, Mother rushes in Doctor's don'ts to console the little girl. Jackie might get the

Welsh

toys but litle FROM the quiet murmurings and hysterical outbursts of Grace gots the cuddling.

Jackle cets the table for the disillusioned visiors to his

100m, the mother and go criticized if consulling Just one knife or fork is crooked, profesor has picked up some Grace sets them any old how invaluable tips on love-making. and gets kis or her effort.

So Jackle.

emotions have been icissed. his crushed, grown up secretly

the boy, of course. hating his mother and sister,

GIRLS But it all seems to pass over

GIRL

should, avold those

silences after

they Talk!-abou!

should keep nway dim corners. They should without trouble unill he gets from married-and When things go realise at 15 to 17 their emo-

tional

is 10 to 21-but the is still bay

lagging behind. He nags her, treuls her, They should keep him out of pushes her around.

Wrong.

age

Ajother was to blame for this stay old maids be- broken_romance—ycars before,

cause they will not spare time- Invalid wife from their personal career am- aspect of billons to learn how to win a TAKE another

When career-succes ar parental mishandling that man,

daughter into an rives it is too late to find a can make a

husband-even though they unhappy wife. Second Rural Voice: 'Er's ad Case History: Seven-year-old want him.

Winnie became 11. Everybody WIVES stay happily married BOLS BOLSSEN (savagely): walve on' burled fower.

know how to be (1) They it luck-good

First Rural. Volce: An' 'er was kind and attentive,

It was like a lover, (2) a success. luck-good

burled 'im last Michaelmas. 'Er said nice things.

baby again.

ful mother, (3) a tuccessful OLS OLSSEN (half fainting); be a proper owdacious flol-bol-being

For the rest of her childhood home-manager. In that order. Good-bye, everybody.

noight.

HUSBANDS slay happily Second Rural Voice: That 'er she enjoyed several little bouts at him but he escapes into the be

They make n concerted rush

of apparent illness. It was married if they know how to a successful lover, (2) Third Rural Voice: (with a carriage as the train moves off. Little Erik Eriksen, who has note of finality): That 'er be. missed the fun, kicks Uncie

Good

luck.

Uncle

Q

0

0

Ooms in the stomach, Ooms then kicks Bols Bolseen, Who is she? Jokes that should never be who kicks Old Ols, who kicks done? Am I going mad?

heard in the homo Over the shivering tea cups

come;

Tell them again to me--

Now my pretty one

Cracks dirty one, Keep the best, keep the best. Father will come to thee toO11-- Father will come to his babe

In the nest

To hear one of the pretty one's

latest and best,

Then e-l-c-e-p.

What big ears

the stationmaster. A free fight

What has she

-London Express Service.

more pleasant in bed than in be (1) school.

窳

successful father, (3) a suc-

Now Winnte at 35 is an in- cessful provider. valid wife. She did not like

Gwilym Roberts might agree to bring his researches down to *The Road to

by a one-line conclusion: Marriage Love, Gwilym Roberts; Allen & Un- is for adatts only.

-London Express Service. win, 9r. Od.

How old will you live.

to be?

THE chief cause of two

of civilisation's most distressing disorders-heart attacks and strokes-has

you've got, granny lly been tracked down,

"After applying a tape measure to thousasius, Dr Hrdlicka sayA that the human nose gets longer and brander, the rars got larger. and the mouth wider 34 person grows older."--From the "News.

put the powder on their DAY by

No$25,

And how to wash their lovely

limbs in essences of roses. Print photographs of gorgeous girls in most inviting poses, ALL:

Ser For Circulation,

(Chorus as before.)

THE EDITOR:

Opinions of the churches an

relation of the sexes:

THE OTHERS:

That sounds pretty hot, air,

that sounds pretty hot, THE EDITOR:

And articles by experts on repressions and complexes,

At 2.30, 5.15. THE OTHERS:

&

KINGT 720P.M.

CALAMITY JANE

and SAM BASS"

TECHNICOLOR

ONLY

Shaming

YVONNE

De CARLO HOWARD DUFF

with DOROTHY HART

WILLARD PARKER

ALSO. WALT DISNEY'S COLOR CARTOON

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That should sell a lot, sir, that

should sell a lot,

THE EDITOR:

0

•

O

day your granny, grows and and grows.

according to a medical re- port which has reached me.

THERE'S A CLUE ON YOUR DINNER PLATE SAY DOCTORS

CHAPMAN PINCHER COLUM®N°

found

that

Using

beakful

of

Abre as a bush he also plasters

the fence with charcoal scraped of burned logs

Australian zoologist DR JOCK

than women to heart aliments in MARSHALL is watching these discover a "blolo- huddle nge. The scientists 200 birds to

for their explanation" healthy #ical among people aged 20-40, men usually fondness for interior decoration.

TELL-TALE TEETH have far more of the "glue" in their blood.

EVEN your teeth can be worries,

#11- This research raises an

upset by mental question, which experi- triguing ments now in progress may soon psychologists now claim. A tent answer: Is the steady increase of 40 students at the Depart in heart disorders simply due to ment of Oral Pathology, Boston, modern US, showed that those nearest the fact that, with "scientifle" feeding we absorb to being neurotle had more bad more cholesterol than our on- teeth than the thoroughly stable

people. cestors?

VIEWPOINT They It seems significant that long-

Scientists claim that a waxy- cholcs- white chemical called terol which is present in meat, 2 Swellings which formed in sldo "hardening" arteries, CHER butter and many other mouth, foodstuffs, gradually

giving rise to the dangerous Bets up grows hardening"

blood clots, contained Iarge of the arteries in certain types of people, This Suantities of the "glus." Day by day your ears expand "hardening" mily cause the seemed to arise as a direct ro- lived vegetarians like Mr Ber-

and bigger grows your nose.

readers:-

IN THE wordy political nard Shaw take in substantially

and war between Soviet blood to form rainute clots, cap-sult of its irritating action.

of the chemical than the But

Western' science, this is how should you Ilve two able of choking

the action of 2 Examination of patients who less hundred years my love

Prayda's weekly paper Ögonyok. will the heart or bibin.

suffered sudden heart seizures average not-so-finicky feeder,

BLUE BOWER never tire-

pictures showed that their blood was

a typical American When you're just a nose and a

for Its Russian by an specially rich in the "glue." Two years research

PEOPLE who SAW me scientist Dale of cars, flapping by the eight-man California University When they were put on a diet Arc.

deficient

tho in cholesterol

stulting strips of blue paper equipped with the most rapidly thinned down. team

through the wire of one of the modern atomic devices backs

outdoor aviaries These nicely dovetailing dis- London Zoo's looking chemieni As A mass coveries also help to explain thought I was mad.

I was carrying out an experi- why seizures and strokes often killer. "Captain Ahrenberg and his

Lamilies. It seems that ment to see if the bower-birda friends drank

Led by DR JOHN GOFMAN, run in fam a glass of beer. and the captain, before leaving. tho seientists report three main some fortunate folk are born there would snap them up was subjected to a kick on the

the free from [discoveries:-

defect seat of his trousers. This in the equivalent in Sweden of wishing a man good luck."-- News item.

A Swede's farewell the indictment of this harmless-

which

makes the blood bulld up

1 When people were given the irritant.

BS

na they collect blue

in the Australian forests.

food rich in cholesterol some these people reach accidents, They did.

Each male bower-bird sticks old age with automatically built mound hearts and arteries. twigs into the earth to build a in their The experiments also throw double row of fencing which remained light on the reason why men he then decorates with blue ob- are oo much more susceptible jects to imprese his favourite

1 individuals . Police courts and assizes TIME scene is a Swedish railway up giucy substances

stallon. Ols Olesen is going blood, while

America, and his family, free from them.

should be combed for items

shocking,

NANCY

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TO SUPPORT

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