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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15, 1950.

"Rockan someone's ruddy wild those two didn't got to the polling booth,"

Sitting on

Fence.... by

advertisement young toon has offered his services as "a week-end or part-time butler and valet."

S

NATHANIEL GUBBINS

HOULD any Govern- ment over be fool enough to ennoble your Unele Nat this young Arms mun would be useful for re- hearsals before meeting the gennine, terrifying buttera usally employed by persuns of rank.

I shall need fea at right, Jen- kins.

Yes, my lord.

You can then prepare inv bath and lay out my old tweed Jucket Meth's Relish and re- move

from the creases gry flannel trourers, Elephant's Lega.

Yes, my lord.

You can then get Loflie the Devil Cal's breakfast. This must be a substantial meal be- caise two or three of her boy friends usually come in share il

sec, np lord.

Thank you, my lord,

Kissing gate

O'den, inhabitanta in rural districts are to be asked by parth councils about locat rights of way and the sites of old stiles

kissing nates to help the Tinistry of Tow! and Country Planting in a survey of the countryside under the National Parks Act.

F1 kissing You mentioned

ate in the village, Mr Gar- bake, Where exactly was it situated?

That

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equire's where

jor prandfaller used to tont blacksmulk'a dorter.

to

Never mind about squire's grandfather, bage. Where was the gate?

the Mr Gar-

The food must be just right temperature. If It's hot she bile you.

Really, my lord?

The

Too

AL first you will Bod difficult to cook with Lottle of your shoulder and her friends weaving round your legs. you'll get used to it, I trust,

I trust so, my tord.

But

After that you can dust my work room and keep Lottie out of it while I'm working Your can do this by using

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inouse.

A to mouar, my lord?

A lay mouse, Jenkins. You will find plenty of them in the house. Tie one to the end of string and run about, the chen with it. It's quite tometimes.

Thank you, my lord.

kit- fut

You can then prepare lunch for the family, including Lottle. Lottle should have hers first to avoid smash and grab raids at inble.

you! can

National Ealth there's no scan-

London EXPISSE BALÍOS.

the

UNO BUILDING BECOMES AN IRON CURTAIN

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By FREDERICK COOK

worth York

NEW YORK. the land le Uno, a glit

and New agreed to contribute $31,000,000

IFE is not as peaceful $0.600,000,

in my little top-floor more in land and water righio flat in New York's and privilegen.

skyscraper Tudor City as The U.S. Government pro- once it was. Bangs of Bvided $65,000,000 more pa almost V2 intensity make interest-free lon to cover lultial sleeping late out of the building contr. question, except on a Sun- day morning.

As the buildings take shape, Architects recall their horror when they heard that the de-

But no more are heard sten was to be left to a Uno the ban-ing flocks of be bourd of architects froin most wildered lambs led from of the world. barges on the East River It would be another Tower toward the local packing of Babel, they predicted, For plant.

sune week it was. There were 70 to be

10 men on the board, and

clamouring

The multi-coloured lights architects

of Broadway, which used to beard Is 18 languages. shimmer on the water, are They compromised now reflected off the glass- French-with a fand-concrete skyscraper of

the new United Nations

headquarters.

the

Along First Avenue, Little Italy is disappearing. Huge trenches reveal solid bedrock which makes skyscrapers possible.

To make a new tunnel for

my hair on the left," she may the trailic, so that the de-

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have thought, "Oh, hell, this is where I came in," and decid-baters shall not be disturb

are cutting ed to inarry a tall, dark man ed, workmen with

parting and no ar-away sparkling Manhattan schist, rich in mica, ap- parently, on which this city has grown.

guments.

Old, old story

A *WINTE

found bmping near ilver Orwell, at Ipswich, Mffering from gout, bevord ing to a veterinary surgeon.

the

wa

tire Old

tel. But Oi condid pive e their

There'a names, Oi could. Forman's darker from the Fac...

Good morniną, Mr Garbage

11

Left, right

THE Swan said, in an inter-

view:--

"I've never fourled a drop of strong liquor in my life, though I don't suppose anybody will be- Heve me. They wouldn't believe my father, who was a life-long teetotaller and always had his foot in bandages. dark, parted

"The fances of Elizabeth Taylor. 1 year - oki London-born actress, have

tall. heen American. The first his hair on

on the

right. The lasted a engagement

year. The second parted his hair

The in the left.

engage- inent larted three months, The third as no parting. The wedding is planned for May 6. From the National Funny Morning Newspaper.

I AM glad the election is over so I can give this matter my full attention.

The first thing the intelligent reader will notice about this Prayer young wolf e weare, astounding plece of information pounrin en the girls as they is that Elizabeth Taylor, like pasard. Couldn't leave a pretty most 18-year-old girls, appear: female alone, e couldn't.

to prefer tall, dark men to, let We are skinit you about the is $43, Bitori, fair men or ginger-

headed dwarfs.. gate, Mr Garbage

The next point to be noted i And she were a paper flol- bot-Hoight, too.

Black air she that, while she could enduri dark hair parted on the right

ad and black eyes as hold as you make em. We allus reckoned it for a whole year, she could not endure dark hair parted on the was as much er fault as his'n.

pft

for more thum three

It would help us all ro much months, if you would keep to the point, Mr Garbage.

Though Oi don't reckon they should'd stoned er down the

village street.

.

or creatur. Why has she now decided to

GONE FOR EVER

The main Uno building is now our local Iron Curtain. Our river view is gone for Ver. No more shall we en- joy the cooling breezes off the water that helped to make summer bearable in mid-town New York.

Work on the rest of the

cle-

Bre

leavening

on of

Uno's Secretariat building→ the seren storey building in the foreground will house the library.

"I expect we both inherited itvelopment is progressing well, from my grandfather, who led

The place where they ruther a wild life. During an building it is rich In history ntluck of gout, bis langunge was by American standards. In American slang--and somehow so awful my grandmother had 1038, willem Ketst, Governor Rot along.

of New Netherlands, gave A lanil grant to a couple of Eng; were drawn, and of these

More than 30 general plans 300 ish tobacco growers, Hall and Variations were formally con- Holmes,

in take the children to another

nest.

"It is not generally known that Rout Is 21 eunimoit complaint

anon! sally,

walk so badly, keep our feet as long as possible in cool water, and have such vile tempers.

Iny foot. "Get away from damn you."

-London Express Service

sidered. Well-meaning amateure

they had done for the tions which

proved of

It was their reward for fight- fent in thousands of Dutch against the Indians who help. then lied where I do, in Tudor City.

sugges- little

Bit by bit, a

finn! plan emerged, Now they are work- Three hundred and seven ing on the 30-floor secretariat years later, Mr John D. Rocke- building, an sarembly hall that feller gave

about 17 acres of wil look very much like

super-cinema, and a long low meetings hall building; a dele- entiens building will come some time later.

The people in the new parliament

IN ment of

There will be ten colleagues

we have a Parlin-

i merlicine for the Radio Doc- men young

tor, two diplomats for the who are Tories and aging economists. men who are Socialists.

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Youth is on the Tories' side,

in

Specially on Christmas Eve with marry a tall, dark man with Roh at Westminster a their twenties to Labour's one.

the

probable

the snow_d-fallin thick an fast parting at all? and the squoire's grandfather puzzlin port an sherry woine tu the big ouse. That atualit she were more sinned against than sinnin, Ot reckon.

If you can hear me, Mr Gür- bage, we were talking about the site of the old kissing gate,

The

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framework of tha and Secretariat building is up,

in being walled In. Work is well [advanced on the next building

the group.

of

In Tudor City there are mix- eil views about it all.

It will be pleacanter, some of

us think, to have the Uno head- quarters to look at instead of the old in-roofed abattoirs,

In the Members' Common They have four members

On the other hand, with all nawnbroker will be able to They have d in the thirties these delegates riding

around explanation is meet an atomic scientist, to Labour's 30. There are 103 in big black limousines, thero their fortles to will not be anywhere for 1 is. As few women know left the son of the keeper of the Tories, in

Labour's 05.

locat resident to park. from right she might have said hss Rock

nay meet the son of the Arctic explorer But Labour has 01 members

And they will probably put "One of the reasons I like you Shackleton.

only over 50, the Tories

our rent up, too, as soon as To much is that you part your

They have 64 in their

sixties they can hair on the left."

to the Tories 20.

to No. 17-

An ex-stoker will be almost the sole, representative of the that s07 "Is

Well, it just appens

that I part my hair non-commissioned runks, facing

32 ex-regular officers. on the right."

"Are you trying to tell me I Bui af all a don't know my left from my tessions

right?"

"I certainly min." "Well, of

65.

ihe

But for the seventies Tories have seven compared with Labour's Ave. One of the seven is Churchill,

trades and pro- When she come back with

tho represented in

92

Sociolist The youngest little girl, the livin spittin image

House, the weight goes to of im, e was a-carrying on with

men of law, to 73 trade union 23-year-old Mr D. Donnelly, defeated Major Lloyd a milkmaid up at the Old Farmı,

nilleints, to 48 company direc- who

129 And the next Christmas. Eve she

George In Pembroke by course, if you're tors, and 45 journalists.

voles. were stoned down the village going to call me a fool." street, too. And it were

"Nobody's calling you a fool, a-anotoln worse than ever if Oi

honey, but

I ought to know remember roightly.

which side my hair's parted," "Wel, If that's the way it "O.K. If that's the way it,

Yes, my torn.

After lunch

help Lady Gubbins with the wash Ing up. As I shall be asleep at the top of the house, answer,Jil callers with a Arm, polite will do. lordship must not be disturbed."

Certainly, my lord,

I never cat dinner, so you needn't lay out my clothes.

I see, my lord.

You can leave some bread cheese on the table and and take the evening off. If Jou don't know anybody here phall be in the

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All right, Mr Garbage. That

is."

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there But

arc two Tory Lady women under that age,

that redhead Tweedsmuir and Miss Pat Hornsby-Smith, Both

Nor wit be strictly a

Among those Socialist women who have been House of "Commons," for Junior members of the nobility membera

courageous enough to give have won seats.

their ages, there is not one un- There will be only one der 38.

Messer, french pollher, Mr F.

but

two hair Tottenham dressers, Mr J. Kinley, Bootle, and Mr H, Thorneycroft, Man chester, Clayton.

Twenty-nine teachers go to are 35. Assuming this went on for a

one con-

House ர "Mother" of the year, she then met No. 2 and the House. but only

rcrt baritone, Mr H. A. Price, nid: "Oh, I'm so gind you part

Labour's Mes Ganley, a former West Lewisham. And Ol don't reckon his your hair on the right. I can't grandson's any better. Three of bear it on the left."

Four clergymen, four engine school manager, aged 70.

elgit clerks, five oldest man is another Socialist: drivers, the parlourinatda at the big ouse

Alderman e's a-ruined

GJ already. But

And when he said, "Is that miners, and three stockbrokers.. pawnbroker

Logan, 78,-B, P. they're all looked arter by the 107 It just happens I do par! Seats for all.

Six on em e ruined altogether. All on cm as pretty as picturs. Then e married the Vicar's darter and took to the bottle.

Will somebody chow Mr Car- bage out?

Snow Gag

DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S IMPOLITE TO

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I DIDN'T

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