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MARGARET O'BRIEN ELIZABETH TAYLOR-JANET LEIGI
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In an
THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15, 1950.
"Rockan someone's ruddy wild those two didn't got to the polling booth,"
Sitting on
Fence.... by
advertisement young toon has offered his services as "a week-end or part-time butler and valet."
S
NATHANIEL GUBBINS
HOULD any Govern- ment over be fool enough to ennoble your Unele Nat this young Arms mun would be useful for re- hearsals before meeting the gennine, terrifying buttera usally employed by persuns of rank.
I shall need fea at right, Jen- kins.
Yes, my lord.
You can then prepare inv bath and lay out my old tweed Jucket Meth's Relish and re- move
from the creases gry flannel trourers, Elephant's Lega.
Yes, my lord.
You can then get Loflie the Devil Cal's breakfast. This must be a substantial meal be- caise two or three of her boy friends usually come in share il
sec, np lord.
Thank you, my lord,
Kissing gate
O'den, inhabitanta in rural districts are to be asked by parth councils about locat rights of way and the sites of old stiles
kissing nates to help the Tinistry of Tow! and Country Planting in a survey of the countryside under the National Parks Act.
F1 kissing You mentioned
ate in the village, Mr Gar- bake, Where exactly was it situated?
That
140
equire's where
jor prandfaller used to tont blacksmulk'a dorter.
to
Never mind about squire's grandfather, bage. Where was the gate?
the Mr Gar-
The food must be just right temperature. If It's hot she bile you.
Really, my lord?
The
Too
AL first you will Bod difficult to cook with Lottle of your shoulder and her friends weaving round your legs. you'll get used to it, I trust,
I trust so, my tord.
But
After that you can dust my work room and keep Lottie out of it while I'm working Your can do this by using
Commencing To-morrow: "CRISS CROSS” with a ping pong ball or a toy
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She belongs to ME
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SAMUEL COLDWYN presents
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MERLE OBERON. LAURENCE OLIVIER
DAVID NIVEN
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inouse.
A to mouar, my lord?
A lay mouse, Jenkins. You will find plenty of them in the house. Tie one to the end of string and run about, the chen with it. It's quite tometimes.
Thank you, my lord.
kit- fut
You can then prepare lunch for the family, including Lottle. Lottle should have hers first to avoid smash and grab raids at inble.
you! can
National Ealth there's no scan-
London EXPISSE BALÍOS.
the
UNO BUILDING BECOMES AN IRON CURTAIN
L
By FREDERICK COOK
worth York
NEW YORK. the land le Uno, a glit
and New agreed to contribute $31,000,000
IFE is not as peaceful $0.600,000,
in my little top-floor more in land and water righio flat in New York's and privilegen.
skyscraper Tudor City as The U.S. Government pro- once it was. Bangs of Bvided $65,000,000 more pa almost V2 intensity make interest-free lon to cover lultial sleeping late out of the building contr. question, except on a Sun- day morning.
As the buildings take shape, Architects recall their horror when they heard that the de-
But no more are heard sten was to be left to a Uno the ban-ing flocks of be bourd of architects froin most wildered lambs led from of the world. barges on the East River It would be another Tower toward the local packing of Babel, they predicted, For plant.
sune week it was. There were 70 to be
10 men on the board, and
clamouring
The multi-coloured lights architects
of Broadway, which used to beard Is 18 languages. shimmer on the water, are They compromised now reflected off the glass- French-with a fand-concrete skyscraper of
the new United Nations
headquarters.
the
Along First Avenue, Little Italy is disappearing. Huge trenches reveal solid bedrock which makes skyscrapers possible.
To make a new tunnel for
my hair on the left," she may the trailic, so that the de-
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have thought, "Oh, hell, this is where I came in," and decid-baters shall not be disturb
are cutting ed to inarry a tall, dark man ed, workmen with
parting and no ar-away sparkling Manhattan schist, rich in mica, ap- parently, on which this city has grown.
guments.
Old, old story
A *WINTE
found bmping near ilver Orwell, at Ipswich, Mffering from gout, bevord ing to a veterinary surgeon.
the
wa
tire Old
tel. But Oi condid pive e their
There'a names, Oi could. Forman's darker from the Fac...
Good morniną, Mr Garbage
11
Left, right
THE Swan said, in an inter-
view:--
"I've never fourled a drop of strong liquor in my life, though I don't suppose anybody will be- Heve me. They wouldn't believe my father, who was a life-long teetotaller and always had his foot in bandages. dark, parted
"The fances of Elizabeth Taylor. 1 year - oki London-born actress, have
tall. heen American. The first his hair on
on the
right. The lasted a engagement
year. The second parted his hair
The in the left.
engage- inent larted three months, The third as no parting. The wedding is planned for May 6. From the National Funny Morning Newspaper.
I AM glad the election is over so I can give this matter my full attention.
The first thing the intelligent reader will notice about this Prayer young wolf e weare, astounding plece of information pounrin en the girls as they is that Elizabeth Taylor, like pasard. Couldn't leave a pretty most 18-year-old girls, appear: female alone, e couldn't.
to prefer tall, dark men to, let We are skinit you about the is $43, Bitori, fair men or ginger-
headed dwarfs.. gate, Mr Garbage
The next point to be noted i And she were a paper flol- bot-Hoight, too.
Black air she that, while she could enduri dark hair parted on the right
ad and black eyes as hold as you make em. We allus reckoned it for a whole year, she could not endure dark hair parted on the was as much er fault as his'n.
pft
for more thum three
It would help us all ro much months, if you would keep to the point, Mr Garbage.
Though Oi don't reckon they should'd stoned er down the
village street.
.
or creatur. Why has she now decided to
GONE FOR EVER
The main Uno building is now our local Iron Curtain. Our river view is gone for Ver. No more shall we en- joy the cooling breezes off the water that helped to make summer bearable in mid-town New York.
Work on the rest of the
cle-
Bre
leavening
on of
Uno's Secretariat building→ the seren storey building in the foreground will house the library.
"I expect we both inherited itvelopment is progressing well, from my grandfather, who led
The place where they ruther a wild life. During an building it is rich In history ntluck of gout, bis langunge was by American standards. In American slang--and somehow so awful my grandmother had 1038, willem Ketst, Governor Rot along.
of New Netherlands, gave A lanil grant to a couple of Eng; were drawn, and of these
More than 30 general plans 300 ish tobacco growers, Hall and Variations were formally con- Holmes,
in take the children to another
nest.
"It is not generally known that Rout Is 21 eunimoit complaint
anon! sally,
walk so badly, keep our feet as long as possible in cool water, and have such vile tempers.
Iny foot. "Get away from damn you."
-London Express Service
sidered. Well-meaning amateure
they had done for the tions which
proved of
It was their reward for fight- fent in thousands of Dutch against the Indians who help. then lied where I do, in Tudor City.
sugges- little
Bit by bit, a
finn! plan emerged, Now they are work- Three hundred and seven ing on the 30-floor secretariat years later, Mr John D. Rocke- building, an sarembly hall that feller gave
about 17 acres of wil look very much like
super-cinema, and a long low meetings hall building; a dele- entiens building will come some time later.
The people in the new parliament
IN ment of
There will be ten colleagues
we have a Parlin-
i merlicine for the Radio Doc- men young
tor, two diplomats for the who are Tories and aging economists. men who are Socialists.
14
Youth is on the Tories' side,
in
Specially on Christmas Eve with marry a tall, dark man with Roh at Westminster a their twenties to Labour's one.
the
probable
the snow_d-fallin thick an fast parting at all? and the squoire's grandfather puzzlin port an sherry woine tu the big ouse. That atualit she were more sinned against than sinnin, Ot reckon.
If you can hear me, Mr Gür- bage, we were talking about the site of the old kissing gate,
The
D
framework of tha and Secretariat building is up,
in being walled In. Work is well [advanced on the next building
the group.
of
In Tudor City there are mix- eil views about it all.
It will be pleacanter, some of
us think, to have the Uno head- quarters to look at instead of the old in-roofed abattoirs,
In the Members' Common They have four members
On the other hand, with all nawnbroker will be able to They have d in the thirties these delegates riding
around explanation is meet an atomic scientist, to Labour's 30. There are 103 in big black limousines, thero their fortles to will not be anywhere for 1 is. As few women know left the son of the keeper of the Tories, in
Labour's 05.
locat resident to park. from right she might have said hss Rock
nay meet the son of the Arctic explorer But Labour has 01 members
And they will probably put "One of the reasons I like you Shackleton.
only over 50, the Tories
our rent up, too, as soon as To much is that you part your
They have 64 in their
sixties they can hair on the left."
to the Tories 20.
to No. 17-
An ex-stoker will be almost the sole, representative of the that s07 "Is
Well, it just appens
that I part my hair non-commissioned runks, facing
32 ex-regular officers. on the right."
"Are you trying to tell me I Bui af all a don't know my left from my tessions
right?"
"I certainly min." "Well, of
65.
ihe
But for the seventies Tories have seven compared with Labour's Ave. One of the seven is Churchill,
trades and pro- When she come back with
tho represented in
92
Sociolist The youngest little girl, the livin spittin image
House, the weight goes to of im, e was a-carrying on with
men of law, to 73 trade union 23-year-old Mr D. Donnelly, defeated Major Lloyd a milkmaid up at the Old Farmı,
nilleints, to 48 company direc- who
129 And the next Christmas. Eve she
George In Pembroke by course, if you're tors, and 45 journalists.
voles. were stoned down the village going to call me a fool." street, too. And it were
"Nobody's calling you a fool, a-anotoln worse than ever if Oi
honey, but
I ought to know remember roightly.
which side my hair's parted," "Wel, If that's the way it "O.K. If that's the way it,
Yes, my torn.
After lunch
help Lady Gubbins with the wash Ing up. As I shall be asleep at the top of the house, answer,Jil callers with a Arm, polite will do. lordship must not be disturbed."
Certainly, my lord,
I never cat dinner, so you needn't lay out my clothes.
I see, my lord.
You can leave some bread cheese on the table and and take the evening off. If Jou don't know anybody here phall be in the
Bricklayer's
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All right, Mr Garbage. That
is."
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there But
arc two Tory Lady women under that age,
that redhead Tweedsmuir and Miss Pat Hornsby-Smith, Both
Nor wit be strictly a
Among those Socialist women who have been House of "Commons," for Junior members of the nobility membera
courageous enough to give have won seats.
their ages, there is not one un- There will be only one der 38.
Messer, french pollher, Mr F.
but
two hair Tottenham dressers, Mr J. Kinley, Bootle, and Mr H, Thorneycroft, Man chester, Clayton.
Twenty-nine teachers go to are 35. Assuming this went on for a
one con-
House ர "Mother" of the year, she then met No. 2 and the House. but only
rcrt baritone, Mr H. A. Price, nid: "Oh, I'm so gind you part
Labour's Mes Ganley, a former West Lewisham. And Ol don't reckon his your hair on the right. I can't grandson's any better. Three of bear it on the left."
Four clergymen, four engine school manager, aged 70.
elgit clerks, five oldest man is another Socialist: drivers, the parlourinatda at the big ouse
Alderman e's a-ruined
GJ already. But
And when he said, "Is that miners, and three stockbrokers.. pawnbroker
Logan, 78,-B, P. they're all looked arter by the 107 It just happens I do par! Seats for all.
Six on em e ruined altogether. All on cm as pretty as picturs. Then e married the Vicar's darter and took to the bottle.
Will somebody chow Mr Car- bage out?
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