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My Brother's Keeper

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TO-MORROW LITTLE SHRIMP"

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THE HONGKO

CEMBE

"Well, I'm an insurance collector and I have to answer mora silly questions about the Pru and London Express Service the Co-op than any,M.P., and I'm tired."

Sitting on the Fence.... by

NIGHTY - YEAR - OLD English actor A. E. Matthews, starring in the British Broadway hit "Yes,

M'Lud," Bald

New Yorkers:--

of

"I watch peoplo eat in restaurants here and they fall look ill and overfed."

steaks, and

and

Brother, eat your

chops, Drown Hourself in malt

hopt Swallow roast beef by the ton If you think you're having fun. Stuff it down; you're in a hurry. Indigestion? We should worry. Britons do not give a dam

If you choke yourself with ham; If the pavements of New York Are made of sold slabs of pork.

NATHANIEL GUBBINS

That's how little Os died. Whereas (despite atomic fears) We may Hur a hundred years'

But if you ask us "Live for

what?"

You've sold a mouthful. Thanks

a lot,

Advice

marriage

Lions aro

pigs, if he will ad- mit that all his are swine. It and years of will save years argument.

A Mother's kisses

SOUND.⠀

DOES THAT

THE CHAPMAN PINCHER COLUMN.

21. AYA

WHAT bothersome rescue, scientists have ruled out

T

blemish, the "cold the possibility

Bore," which so often

con.es up just when glamour

matters most, la

that altruism

motivated the beast.

The sight of a sinking' body

almost perely drove to practise the instinetiva act of supporting ita

always caused by kissing, lng your at the surfaco,

doctors have decided.

they say.

But for bashful giris-and bachelors-they add the blush- saver that, whatever your age when a cold sore appears, the odda are you got it when kissing your mother,

The blemishes are caused by, of the

virus-an ultra-microscopic Dudley germ-which

a

most of Us

volving

THE BEAR

MORE DIFFICULT 'to explain, without intelligence, is the case

in-

limping bear at the (Worcs) Zoo, Just re-

veterinary - surgeon

5th when we are babies and COLONEL DAVID ANAHONY

WO

When

a Jong-established npver get rid of

Generally the germ lives Ump which brought the bear quietly in the lips, giving no specially sympathetic treatment are from the bun-throwing publio→→ trouble. But when slightly run down it may assert did not clear up. Anthony was itself suficiently to cause a called in.

inflammation.

His examination of the anaes patch of

the first attack the After

the tirod

animal showed no poss blood quickly produces proteesible cause for lameness. When tive anti-bodica. These keep returned to its pit after regain” the germ in check, preventing ing consciousness -the bear the dangerous brain damage if walkod normally and has done

and other so ever since.

can do to rabbits animals. But they cannot kil It seems that the-bear-per-. the invader.

haps once genuinely lame Lor The existence of such a do- a brief spell had learned, the licate

good balance between biter tear-jerking value of a and bitten and the fact that the theatrical limp. Then, under germ is so widespread-only a the anaesthetle it "forgot"! this few Eskimo tribes are free from useful association of Ideas

| it-suggest that the

time. For all time.

talk to me about do- which can kill the germ. Best

You

BABOON PEST

to build big houses next to lit-inay be man's oldest

When it first attacked tio houses in the new towns?"

It Live peoples

KENYA' COLONISTS, was probably as "No idea."

dangerous as some forms of au

who cashed in on the But through feminine "Because they wanted to germs are now.

fad for leopard-skin of shuffle the population pack in thousands generations a coals. 15 years ago, are getting

has been such a way that there would workable armistice

a costly lesson on the dangers be a majority of Socialist votes arranged

of carelessly tilting Nature's in

And overy constituency.

As with most knife-edged balance. Beauty Spot: what Llocs that mean? At other virus complaints such no

Baboons and bush-pige, for-- and small- every election Socialism every infanule paralysis

merly kept in check by So don't pox-no drug has been found

are now doing im- icopards, mense damage to crops.. treatment for cold sore,

"We are paying dearly for doctors say is to leave it alone. not protecting the only natural

enemy of these pests-two EXPLOSIVE

the most destructive animals in the world," Camo Warden about relations

AN INGENIOUS por CAPTAIN

A. D. RITCHIE friends, except

table machine for has reported to UNO. drop her pigs and you can get terenipe Government. Then aquefying gages, Invented by "It will be several generations now swine,

one-man guitersnipe Govern-

PETEL before the re-established scientist fussian

pro- ment. One dirty little gutter-

mass- tection of the leopard and all- with Knipe

the power of produced for issue to the Hed in warfare against taboon and own Genghis Khan. Tho end of Army and Air Force, I under bush-plg redness the balance,"

free elections End of free stand.

End of free Press. End speecht, of everything.

Finish. bye."

mocracy."

"I didn't." "I tell you, if they get in FRIENDS!TM Tho remarks next

time they'll be in for upply also to

Guttermipo Gover- good. that she can ment.

on

+

CHILDREN: Don't ba proud of loving your children. You staro your emotions with lions, tigers, snakes and rats.

In

parsons have been We in Britain are not bitter, So many

giving advice on marriage. On our rations we are fitter, lately that the Rev. Nat Gub- Though our food is not so tasty, blis (he looks as if he was Complexions here are not so born married)see no reason

party.

First a one-party gut-

"Good-by," the train

KAPITZA.

13

being

From free raw material-tho Good--it could provide on-the-

why he shouldn't offer the WELL, I suppose you can Lads of the village

W see what

they're up to

by

Moscow

spot supplies of liquid oxygen- for two purposes:--

1. Fuelling rockets, as V.2

fuelled

WAS

2. Boosting the blast offeet of TNT

and other explosives.

Woolwich Arsenal experts

WORM'S LIFE

*THE INTIMATE fe of that fisherman's friend the lugworm-in its bur- the tide-marks. row between has just been investigated, by. a. P WELLS.

with Russian dinims that the late IL Glogist son of

Though he much, prefers

Reared on starch and fish and benefit of his long experience

now?" to an eager public. chips,

"All Stalin's foes have been liquidated, exiled, or pc. Pauperised by Stafford Cripps,

"Who?"

agree LOVE: Apart from a term

From educated, - Full of toast and margarine;

T.N.T. with liquid in lawn tennis, this is": Our limpid cyrs remain acrene. used

General Bedell mixing: "The

More Mission, Government.

exygen greatly increases its ex- research on science to writing plosive power. But they point about it, his technical report the humorous Welldian tea for Christmas. More bacon Smith.

Ingredient Christmas. More this.

that a third for

that.. Do you suppose More they care if you have more tea and bacon for Christmas?"

"I don't know."

Fit we are, and straight and something you believe in dur

ing your engagement, do not proud Our faces ruddy but unbowed belleve in after your honey

moon, and hope to believe in when you are old.

Brother, do not feel a louse Halfway through that porter-

Поше.

Roasts and

fried,

7

chicken, Southern,

SEX: Don't believe him when he says he loves you for your mind alone. He's a ilar.

SECRETS: If a man, keep We regard as suicide. Too much turkey in November your bank account secret. If a Finished Uncle Al-remember? woman, you will naturally keep Hot corn bread and corned beef everything secret except other

people's business. hash

RELATIONS; Admit from Brought on Elmer's fatal rosii,

tho start that all your rela-. Many dishes on the side--

I

The waistcoat radio

will earn dollars

WAISTCOAT pocket

A radio,

smaller than many cigarette cases, may become a dollar carner for Britain.

The little set, a four valve receiver, made by a firm which has specialised In hearing aids, was shown at Radiolympia.

As a result, the makers re- ceived about", 50 expart in- quiries and are now negotialing for an initial order for 10,000, sets for distribution in the US.

A similar agreement is being discussed for Canada.

"wearer"

Nobody, but the hears the programme. With the

MIDGET BADID

It is siin long

"So long as they can all their stomachs in the House of Com- mons and have free lunches and dinners and cocktail parties in profusion, they don't care if you have stale bread and lord for your Christmas dinner."

"Don't they?"

They're no foola The Gen- eral Election's not far off. It's "your vote they want."

"Is it?"

the food

they grumbled

"No wonder about Avinyor's banquet. and roast pheasant

at the Lord Turtle soup isn't good

enough for them. Oh dear no. Not for beggars on horseback. Who was the man in the Army who grumbled most about the food?"

"I don't remember,”

"Well, you ought to, It was

the man who was used to noth-

ing at home. The man who

the

After song-

Where are the lads of the

village tonight?

the Kaiser' War out

Where

we

would

SUX

touch.

to

He ends his description of an intricate mechanical device

the

he bullt for recording Jugworm

movements; "Thus most of the

be essential to stabliso the mixture suflelently make it safe to handle.

show Inquiries

that Russians are stock-piling just time the worms were left to such a substance, called hydro-write their own stories."

BTC the knuts knew? They're not around the quinone,

the

old Red

No not there, no not there, For man

a day they'll be far, far away.

They've said good-bye to

hearth and home." They've been re-educated They've all been liquidated.

That's where they are tonight.

--London Express 'Service)

THE PORPOISE.

DO YOU KNOW?

A RELIABLE report

TEN-SECOND QUIZ:___

*

what do fishermen call

of a modern Jonah has

reached mea Florida woman male and female lobsters(a) was on the point of going down bucks and does, (b) cocks and in deep water when she was hens, (c). hes and shes, or (d) gently lifted up and hudged bulls and cows?- ashore by a large porpoise, ¡After considering witnesses' close-range descriptions of the

ANSWER; (b).

---{London Kupresa Service)

C.V.R. Thompson Reports

The American Scene

show.

to

Owen

-NEW YORK family. His object-another ex-award from Britain. But Holly- BUIT manufac- clusive interview with Stalin. wood is worried that too many was dragged out of the slums DATHING

lipsters are predicting the win- chose Into khald, not turers

the year's and shoved

gentleman

volunteer who coldest day to show off their TEW CATCHWORD the Re- ner will bo The Fallen Idol" at a good home to serve his next summer's beach fashions. A publicans have coined

in the ranks.

Your thought I detected a trend dramatise their argument that TOUSEWIVES have found, 2. country

beard B gentleman back to the bathing dress days. President Truman's "Socialism” I now champion. Foking fun nover grumbling. But what can you Shoulders and legs still expect when they're not gentle- bat not. to much of either. And will bankrupt the nation-We at all the talk about pensions

Senator poor for everyone, man? You can't make a silk the French-style suit is out are headed to become a

house Stato,"

Brewster complained that no purso out of a sow's car, can together. Neither the girls nor

one had thought of pensions for the men would have it, I was

40,000,000 house you?"

~HEAPER CARS are promised America's told.

by Detrolt for next spring's wives. "And," he added, "they Buying season, Basically, the work the longest hours, under RDERS are on their way to spring models will be similar to the greatest strain, for the

farmers to cut back-

the lowest pay of anyone in ORD)

next today's, but according to

will be country. year's crops of tobacco (because manufacturers they

If # customer Britain is not buying enough) an-deluxed." and of groundnuts (because wants all the gadgets he will there is already surplus of have to pay extra, fats and oils).

"No."

"And that's why we're get-

That's they for Christmas. That's why they're compromis Ing on steel. To get your vote, Because they're not gentlemen: You wouldn't find a gentleman

voto-catching tricks.' "Wouldn't you?" "And if they got in next for tuning, the other for adjust-time you've had it. And I've ing, the volume.

had it. had

We've all It Why do you think they wanted

set in one's pocket, programmes, the set itself. The entire radio playing can be heard while walking weighs only Boz. along the street or allting in a

bus.

It is worked by two, tiny batteries, which are carried in:

NANCY

It has only two controls, one

(London Express Service)

Turning Over an Old Leaf

HISN'T THAT CUTE ?-

ALWAYS SHARE WHAT YOU

HAVE

NANCY. WILL YOU RAKE THE

LEAVES OFF

OUR LAWN.?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

FOR

the

FOR THE FIRST TIME since a Henry Ford started, making semat them, the new season Fords, do t TOLLYWOOD is pouring out not bear that name in"-simple Ho \FF TO RUSSIA next year all its best pictures before script at the front of their, ban- on

deadline in an nets. Now they have at "an- goes Elliott Roosevelt He the year-end the writing member of the effort to recapture the Academy cestral" coat-of-arms.

OFF

By Ernie Bushmiller

„I'M SHARING OUR

LEAVES WITH.

MR. SPUTTER:

BALO SPOTE

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to you VEJ

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