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"LAUGHZ LAUGHI

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Before him, the Duke of Rut- land, the Marquis of Salisbury, the Duke of Devonshire, and the Earl of Warwick Invited the Eaping masses to peer at old masters, finger priceless tapestry, and tip-toe over pile tho Bame prico per nob.

Earl Gubbins in not one of the new poor. He started poor at week when he wax ten bob 10. Since then he has tried many ways of chasing the wolf from the door, but if taxation keeps long at its present level

Mar the wolf will win. The quis of Gubbins

ins will end up as poor as he began.

L

NATHANIEL GUBBINS

le's bedroom, which is also a boudoir, some chairs, which are bicycle shed and lumber deposi- just chairs, and an old-world tory, with a stained-glass' win- green carpet with an unusual dow (stained with dirt) over yellow centre caused by fading looking the old-world garden. through the centuries.

Observant visitors will notice a thick bloket covering the saddle and handlebars of one of the bicycles. This is because Lottle would rather sleep on a bicycle saddle thor in a pre- pared bed on the floor.

The

study

the

The mating birds sang in the

trees

Which bowed before the May

Uma breeze, Their arms

sircet

across the village

Were heavy hung with burdens

blossom

sweet

Of blossom p'nk and

white

bright..

And crimson blossom, glowing

snt

the on

The Ancient mon

stile And wider spread his toothless

smile

As soon, with bolder, brighter

eye

STUDYING THE RUSSIANS

FORE than 100 leading

working to "piece together an enormous jigsaw puzzło on Russia" in an attempt to And out what makes the Russians tick and what can. be expected of them in the Suture.

M American scientists are

Augmenting investigations by U.S. Intelligonco agencies, pro-. Jeels are under way at Harvard, Columbia, Yale, Stanford and the University of California,

The Carnegie Corporation has oppropriated · US$610,000 lo Anance the Harvard project alone, which will continue until 1063. Two completely separato Russian studies-one supported by a $200,000 Rockefeller Foundation grant-oro being conducted at Columbia.

What the scientists hope 10 Ant are answers to what, wo can expect of these. five factors:

i. Russia's future.

key

power in the

2. The Russian people.

3. Communism Inside Russia.

A key man in the search by American'sċientlats to sco what makes 'the 'Rus- sians lick, Harvard's Dr Clyde --Kluckhohn on ee probed Japs the same way.

the Japanese and predicted their ultimate behaviour-In- docile sur- cluding their final render and postwar co-opera- 4. Communism ne a world tiveness-directs the Harvard movement.

5. Russian foreign policy.

Dr Clyde Kluckkohn, a bril- lant anthropologist who studied

TWINS SUGGEST:

Our age is

fixed when

The village belle came tripping we're born

by: Came swinging by with swing-

ing hips,

By CHAPMAN PINCHER

project in which 30 top-flight scientists are engaged.de

"One man spends his time reading Polish, Yugoslav, Czech, Bulgarian and Rumanian new papers and documents for clues.. about the Cominform.Packard explains, in describing: how the Kluckhahn project works.

"Another is trucking down every deposit Russia has of 52 vital minerals to see how self- sufficient the really fa

"A third has been reading back issues for the past 30 years lot.The. Agitator's Handbook. And still another is listening to UN debate and reading 'oll Rus- sian speeches that have been made at the UN, another fight of stairs is

for clues to the Duke of Gubbins'

Russian latentions, strhlogy, and bathroom, dressing-room, and

of their real conception of us. study:

Crimson, too, her painted lips. Visitors are warned that Lot- Pink her checks and white her

"Experts read Ruskinat novels,

arma, Gubbins Pending an examination by tie the Devil Cat will be walt-

matched BARRING accidents and Important Petals propis pr blossom

Russian leaders, and' an animal psychiatr ́st, it is being for them on the top landing May

bad luck is the length interview every itussion refugee. by throwing open the Sea Nest loved that Lottie's genius, which to flash a paw at them as they spring-time charms,

or of our lives cut-and-dried by they can track downl to visitors bob a nob. at a

But beauly had no glance is so often hear to madness, is climb upwards.;

smile For an extra charge of six- chasing

hereditary He will be sorry to undercut dreaming at night of

make-up a cycle pence the duchess will

on the when we are born? grinning show For granfer business is busi- electric mice round but the

stile. them the duke's 'famous "old y ness, and ho feels that if he track.

walked with agile, bondenhurtweed jacket, Moth's Relish, Proud she halves the standard rate he will double the fu

tread, wrinkled flowers and

Therefore Viscount

is thinking of apeing his peers

boys

The money

a few m

the

her

our

Notes

"Every

After a tour of the garden, and his ancient and ephant's Proud she held her lovely head out made a.study of 833 pairs of scientists gather around, a huge not only buy struggling herbs fighting a los gray flannel trousers, Fl

more en

old-world

with ijs little

Proud on some great crrand

bent, tra Proud she was, and insolent.

duko

call?

noon the Harvard Scientists who wanted to. And

sand- elderly twins. They now re-table and, over astami port that the answer is Yes. wiches, swap...jips, 1 compart seeds for

notes,

and lear apart one. ing battle with Lottle and her They will then be allowed to about

friends, and its fine old period visit the study without extra will also buy dustbin against the fine

Their conclusions, published another's theories. Frequently 12ft. by 2011.

old charge and examine the desk

In a scientific report fromthey have as guests US govern- some darning thread for the tumbling wall, Lady Gubbins through, which Me Lucifer used Pride must always have Its America, are based on this arment officials concorded, with priceless old carpets (priceless

fall-

gument:-

Russian relations and experts on will then lead the paying public to pop in a little flash of dame because nobody would have laughingly back into the house and a small

came that moke Wherefore

walish

Russia from other universities, cloud of smoke them at any price), extra pac (where they will probably trip when making one of his many where came that whistle

Twins are of two types for further tip-swapping. kets of cigarettes, a noggin or over the hall carpet again), and attempts to persuade the

low Identical and fraternal. Identi- two in the low tavern, and more

Packard reporis, cal twins have exactly the same So for; show them the lounge facing to abandon

and lewd? his Ash for Lottle the Devil Cat.

responsibilities

Jarvard's special start of the sea.

and run away with The Widow. What village-blade could be so hereditary make-up-which

rude?

why they aru. always of the mineral sleuths find that of 52 It was on this desk also that This is so small that it can be the Fairy

round with angry same Glared she

sex and look alike key minerals needed for indus- seen at a glance, and so cold if used to alight during the

Wishful Thinking

Fraternal twins inherit different triplization, Russia can never an east wind is blowing that dangling her little fat legs ps At rate and barn and hedge and make-ups, and so may be of op be self-sufficient in at least half porita sex and no more alike of them, from knowp_deposits.” nobody but a polar bear could she sat on the inkpot and dab Glared she round with stamp-than ordinary brothers and sis-

dive bing at her tiny live there for more than

attains the Even If Russia nose with minutes,

Ing feet, powder puff.

Glared she up and down Other pleces of furniture-in- the study are a bed used by the But no one loafed within duke when he comes home inte and does not wish to disturb the But granier sitting on the stile duchess, a swivel chair a cock- fait

cabinet femptied by Cripps), books, and two, antique armchairs with their Insides

The kitchen

WHAT are vistors going to

see for their money? Having paid their shilling at the front door, which will be 'opened by the Marquess of Gubbins-disguised-as-a--butler, they will then trip over oldest and most priceless carpet, which fles, dog-eared with age, In the hall and has never been nailed down.

his

13:

"Az "un cast

wind is usually blowing and few polar bears are expected, this part of the tour will occupy, no more than a moment.

The boudoir.

THE Marchioness of Gubbins

Lottle the Devil Cat has a trick with visitors which usual- of the Sea ly gets them out Nest....often at the double. As they climb the stairs, she doshes ahead of them and waits

hanging out,

note with

war,

terrible wounds were

Bircet

milo

"Pardon me, but was you?"!

"I say it was. I love true. Phew-phecow."

Letter from

fox

been torn out in such a way as DEAR Sir,

to give the add effect of grass growing on the arms.

a

In

the

tors.

HEREDITY_____

The scientists argue, there fore, that if heredity plays' a dominant part in deciding out life-span, then identical twins should bo. more likely to dle ea round about the same time than

tralernal twins.

that

...

Their research suggests that this is the case.

:

months

goal set by Stalin for 60,000,000, tons of steel by -1940, 2. Packard states that the Soviets produc tion then "will be only 62 per- cent of America's assuming that the U.S. stands still, In all their 1980 production will be less than one-third, present U.S. production."

this and

If the Marchioness of Gubbins (the Plucky Little Woman) not at the sink washing up the

Commenting on the practice. priceless old cracked crockery,

of most. Nüsslán she will then show the fools will then laughingly lead inflicted by Lettle the Devil Cat

parents. round the house, pointing with visitors up the old

swaddling their babies, Packardt fashioned while sharpening her claws. her aristocratic fingers at the winding stairs to her boudoir.

Visitors. may note that the

Fifty-eight of the twins be says: Th second-hand clock she

anthropologists bought

green threads of one chair have

tween 60 and 99 years, of `age for ten times its proper value You may wonder why the

Laking part in the tests have Columbia are deeply. Intrigued May I intrude once more died of natural causes.

by

are investigating and which has never gone since; marchioness is still laughing. at the aldeboard and dining Read on..

on your valuable space to deny.

the possibility that this early All the fraternal twing. had fe pattern of being bed up room table, bought 25 years quo

think that original furnishings embarrassing

The duke and duchess often a rumour which might have

consequences if gaps of at least three- on the never-nover, and of the

and loosened may help account ancient selfee, once called

by Lottle may become collec- allowed to spread?

between their deaths, but many for the violent mood swings of tors' prizes in the future.

An advertisement sola, which has been slept on by

of the Identical twins died with- the Russians and the ease with overflows of relatives. Canadian

Shrewsbury newspaper reads as in a few days of each other-which they become your friend,

then

then your follows: "North Shropshire Huntone pair on the same day.. soldiers.

'your, enemy,? British sailors, and

friend again,” (2 generations of cats.

Ladies Ball, Leighton Hall, by

The research will be 'con- The Marchioness will then about level with their heads.

than in ambush on second flight,

kind permission of Mr and Mrs

Man To Watch iinued at Columbia University them to the kitchen, a

Although it should be obvious until all the twins.have died. wonderful sight

Even before the recent switch, EXAMPLE, at Leighton Hail, mischievous

some Russian experts weren't handles, or with handles left heads go bobbing by, her paw on the landing to see them off. local gossips have suggested

too aure that) Molotov' was near a gas ring, and melted and Bashes through the bannisters They are warned that they that, as we are among the few

Identical twins tend to remain, Stalin's heir apparent, according swollen Inle knobs; its priceless and clips their left ear, frequent will not be introduced to his survivors of the hunting season remarkably alike at every are, to Packard, who adds:ipes ald table forks, with prongs ly drawing blood.

now ended, we have lent our even when living far apart,

They

belleve: the mass to Iwisled by somo desperate.

He will have removed his house to accommodate the Hunt

|-:new=" character using them as For an extra charge of 3d. butler's disguise and will be Ball as a thank-offering. that thann, leader of the twin Malenkov, age 48. Malenkov comer to the Politburos i Georg openers: ils bent spoons the paying public may hire spending their money in a low 7 would like to

team, cites all shapes and sizes, cushion as an ear protector. The tavern,

research not

this not his Mert as Stalin's private although my wife and 1 do old-world carving money will be collected by the

bear any grudge against the example

secretary, but today, as boss of aince there which,

Is disguised Marquis of Gabbins

Shropshire Hunt, and would be "One twin was married to the party machineryad the nothing to carve, is used for in the hall,

only too pleased to offer them farmer, and took care of a lump of spol.Joseph hospitality our premises' are IDO

Stalin

Lenin

lead

* ** * Well, you've had your bab's worth with side show and car protectors In. 9d;

Visitors may now go ouletly

Fox."

with Its old- The first landing is narrow, to their homes, being careful of world table knives with ho so there is no escape. As their their right cars, as Lottle walt that my wife and I do not live

can

knife,

Grace the Duke. -

The Ancient

CUD SPOT: Dr Frariz Kali- | watch is as tous Georgi

the heads og fish. There is nothing much to see: A N: ancient pian - saf" on a restricted for such an: occasion:- large family under typically. biskut Wikipe

in the boudoir but a couple of A

antique beds which have been And smiled his vacant, toothless In the family since they could smile

stile

I hope, therefore, that the publication of this disclaimer

prevent many minded, guests arriving at the wrong place..

cutting spreading butter, fum, and mus lard, sprinkling salt and pepper, and opening letters and wooden daxes, t Lottie's bedroom robe with very few robes in

first afford to buy them, a word As village girls went smirkingly 14, 14, # přibtograph of the

and bet- bright eye "almost" empty larder, whera ter looking, Rome still-life "(The ancient man had not heard. I remain, Sir, faithfully, Lottle and her boy felenda often." prints, a bathroom, full of yet

A. FOX... enjoy midnight suppers of raw boilies and towels, stained with Of dentures tree, ten pounds the

THE BURNows. kipper, they will be shown Lot- Upitick, Teading.... (out of the Pet).

---{London Expráss Service)'

By Ernie Bushmiller.

Ar to the

War"

vlet.

rural conditions, while the ather preferred to remain single and Independent

as a dressmaker in between the US.and. big city. Nevertheless, their Union, Dr Philip Modely clinical histories, paralleled each Columbia observad; fuct lif

There is no limit to

it to owhere: other to such an extent that

the Russians would go itasthey

WHEN they have inspected the, when he was younger marquis With pudding. face and bold. Hoping your wife and family both were reported to have be could, but they are realistic, IC

NANCY

Aller Oop!

I THINK I'LL TAKE DAT NICE LIL DOG

FOR A WALK

Batoe TRAINED

Does

I WONDER>WHY

EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME

aro'well.

come totally deat and blind In

the same month, and to have they get themselves involved in had strokes on the same day.

a wir wlift us during the next. day."

Ave" yours, it will be "by- iLondon. Expraja, Service? take."

bif

GAME FROM

When there's bif

redn't use my fistl.

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