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Sitting on the

THE Sparrow's wife was

crying as she sat in

corner of the Neat, her tears splashing on to the scrap of newspaper she was reading.

The Sparrow, full of worms and with one claw caressing his little stomach, was trying to sleep in the other corner.

J

"Oh dear, oh dear," said his wife, "I know I shall never un- derstand it."

"Understand what?"

asked

Fence

by NATHANIEL

GUBBINS

“You have supposed right," descended to be adopted by Trefor

Jones, the Welsh tenor.

the Sparrow, opening one beady said the Sparrow, preparing to eye to glare at her.

"The Steel Bill," said his wife. "I'm sure I shall never understand what they're talk- ing about. I'm sure I shan't,"

"So am I said the Sparrow. "Why don't you try something easy like Dunne's Experiment with Time!"*

leave.

"There'll be rock-cake crumbs and a sing-song afterwards."

"Steel, sing-songs, and stale crumbs," said the Sparrow. "What a night."

"Where are you going, then," asked his wife, a fresh tear starting in her eye. "To that awful Tree Tops Club?"

"Would that help?" asked “I am," said the Sparrow as his wife, as another tear he flew away, "and if anybody trombled on the tip of her beak, dares to sing or talk about "Help you to go screwy, said steel when I'm at my case I'll the Sparrow. "As if you need crack him on the head with a ed help."

bottie."

"L.don't see why you should

be rude because I'm trying to Paws across the sea improve my mind," said his wife,

I am not a snob, of course, but I thought you'd just like to know.'

With sincere regarda from

Lotile Gubbins, Cablegram from Manhattan Mou-

scri

Nuts to music and brains, ton, but you sure have class. You are dated for a whtri in London next time I hit that city-M.M.

Diary of a worm

•HEERFUL. worm, glancing up from morning paper, says it looks as if Russians are being more co-operative.

the considered

would rather listen to opinion BEING a

British

to

letter from Lottie, "You can't improve Bome-

cat columnist, thing you haven't got. Why Manhattan Mouser, American are you torturing that bird, tough cat, thanking him for brain with stevi?"

food parcels sent by American cats to British cats:- Dear MM.

ask

"Because we have to questions about it tonight."

"Ask who questions?” "That nice Mr Robin." "What does that twit know about the Steel Bill?" asked the Sparrow.

"Everything," said his wife, her little wet eyes shining with enthusiasm. "And he knows all about coal and agriculture and exports and people who are go- ing to starve because there are 55,000 more mouths to feed every day, and I don't know what all."

"Where is the foot imparting his information?”

"In the roof of the barn op- posite the church. We're meeting there once a week to discuss world affairs."

"And who ure 'we'?" asked the Sparrow.

I feel I must write to you as one of the really great cals of Amerien

Oh,

So that is opinion of statesman worm is it? Wife supposes she ought to think herself lucky she has expert opinion on world affairs available, even at the breakfast table, though she 01 somebody who wasn't dirty Socialist with Communist sympathies and who, at orders from Holy Joe and his thirteen disciples at Kremlin, was trying to throw dust in wife's eyes before attack is launched,

I'm the one who stands

up for her...

by EVE PERRICH

S in all the beat-regulated atories, it is to

A end well in wedding bells. Rita gets her

man. They both get papa's blessing and tho good wishes of their real friends.

But Miss Hayworth and Prince Aly Khan have undergone quite a few unpleasant moments. reaching the happy ending.

After all, just what did Rita do to bring down that abuse on her pretty head?

She was indiscreet-and public figures must never bo indiscreet. But the letters from, out- raged women all over the country, which have been pouring into the office accuse her of more than an indiscretion.

Riin behaved exactly like the "good" heroines in true love stories always do. She met a man on holiday last year, fell in love with him,

and-in spite of offers from other candidates in the fleld-remained true to him.

If sometimes it seemed that she WIR straying A little from the from accepted traditions of a boy-meets- girl romance-well, It can be main- Casinova

that circumstances wero

no woman would be safe

cluiches of vodka-soaked

worm.

As for wife, she would probably

wouldn't

be

CT.

Public feeling can so much more

be sent to labour camp in Siberin, easily be roused when the central theagh it probably

figures are the World's No. 1 much worse than living in frozen Glamour Girl and an Eastern prince, pigsty with thread-bare carpets on

instead of the young couple down floor and no proper curtains at the road.

window.

In fact, Siberian pigsty might be preferable to Worm's-avenue pigsty, as at least there would be no fishi queues in Siberia.

In a safe hotel

"HAVE

TAVE you finished your dinner,

Muriel?"

"Yes."

"Then stop picking at that roll. Either finish it up or leave it alone."

"I'm SOTTY."

Poor child? No

"Ah," say the letters, "but Aly Khan is married with two children. But remember also that the young man sunbathing outside his Riviera chateau was holidaying away from the wife from whom he had been parted for three years.

"Rita Hayworth dragged that poor child of hers around with her all the way from Hollywood 10 Europe," chorus the critics.

Mr Welles, last night, had some- about that, too: "If thing to say Rita had left Rebecca in America, she would have been attacked for neglecting her child while she goes gallivanting around. I saw

my daughter fortnight ago in Paris.

"There's nothing that gets on my nerves more than picking at food, or sucking sweels under the bed- clothes, or snuating and sniming. How long have you had that cold?"

"About ten days." "What you need is more exercise and fresh air and more fruit, Heaven She seemed perfectly normal and knows there's enough fruit in this happy-didn't look a bit lite some hotel if nothing else. And enough unfortunate child who had had a fresh air too, with every window rough time getting to the Con- Telling in a draught. Why didn't Unent." we have chicken tonight like every- body else?"

head

Did

Naturally Rita took her daughter with her on holiday. If she had stayed at home to work on a film she would have seen much less of Rebecca.

Aly Khan is also a parent-he took his prospective wife and her child along to Switzerlund to meet his two sons.

"I don't know, unless the waiter doesn't like us.""

"Why shouldn't he like us? you give him his hulf-crown this week?"

"ile wouldn't take fl" "The impertinence. Why not?". "He said he was properly paid Catering Act and under the new didn't want it."

"There's your Bolshevism for you. There's your

Socialists in power. Why did he take a half-crown insi week?"

The eternal triangle is always "He said he didn't want to Hurt with us. In this particular aspect any feelings."

of it, Rila had a lot to commend

Is that really very dreadful?

Dignity? Yes

Wife has noticed that Communism, like Fascism, always appeals to to thank you on behalf of all the nobodies who want to be somebodies

and to unsuccessful people who "Your feelings, indeed. What her. wondertoes for the perfectly want to vent their spite on successful-about-my-feelings?"---

parcels.

"He didn't mention your feelings." The prince Is Д

people and this, no doubt, is why Of course, I don't know of any Communism appeals to unsuccessful cat who has ever miffed one of the nobody like worm.

and I don't suppose parcels yet,

I daresay any of us ever will,

* Spivs have already stolen the lot

and sold them to dog-lovers.

worm

millionaire.

"If you weren't such a simpleton, But Rita was not interested in Muriel, you'd know it's because he's his money. She has quite a lot getting much more from the rich | of her own--and gave up much people here.".

more to be with him.

"Shussh, They'll hear you??

"I don't care if they do hear me. The country reeks of it."

"fic says Scottish people are more in the independent than people

"What rubbish. Show him a five-

"He's Jey." "He's what?”*

Western Highland people have it."

"Ie has second sight. A lot of "And what do they see with this recond sight?"

But what I want to say is that Because worm has no brains and we do so much appreciate the no initiative; becauso worm has thought behind it all. As we all wasted life doing office boy's job know, it's not the gift itself that for paltry pittance; because sex-mad south." matters, but the generous impulse dipsomaniac worm has poured paltry of the giver, though if I could catch

tance over barn

in low taverns pound note und see what happens. one of those dogs eating a parcel for doubtful pleasure

Do you know; Muriel, there's some- of ogling

queer about that head wai- barmaids, Intended for me, I'd tear, his eyes blende

petty minded thing ter" is jealous of successful men out,

Although I have heard so much like gas manager, who, thanks to during the war, escorting, she cats tion, has gone from peak to peak, about you, of your visits to London hard work, Initiative and imagina In the black-out and giving them mixing with top-notchers, not only perfectly marvellous (whirls do you of gas world, but of diplomatte ser call them?), I've never had the vice, and therefore has world affairs "All the lady sparrows for pleasure of meeting you as I was at Enger-tips, miles round," said his wife, not born then.

to But worm's friend, Holy Joe, That I hope, is a pleasure "One week it's going to be conl, came, and I do so hope you'll call got here, clever, industrious the next wheat, the next bank next time you visit us, and give me manager would be working in mines

mad head walter the whole place is nerves. Even the ing, but this week it's because a chance to cement Anglo-American on black bread and cabbage soup getting on my

while idle, good-for-nothing

worta mountain

seems to be getting Mr Robin says it will be the friendship.

tabby I am a well-made

with would be commissar, living on free smaller." issue at the next

"I it?" election and white piws and stoninch, enormous vodka, champagne and caviar, and we ought to know whether eyes, and considered rather attrac- chasing girls up and down Worm's- "I'm beginning to doubt if it will

tive. Although very

avenue in Russian boots, young (two

be any protection

atom against we're for or against it."

bombs at all." "You can't be for or against myself.

next April) I prefer cats older than

"Especially if the bomb falls on steel," said the Sparrow. "You People say I am rather brainy (1

this side of it." might as well be for or against hope you string.

"String isn't on the agenda," said his wife, consulting a tiny notebook. "I suppose you .wouldn't like to come and help

me with the questions?"

NANCY No Bum Steer

THAT WAS A NICE

MEAL, BUT I

HAVEN'T ANY

MONEY

don't

hate brainy sho cats), so therefore I feel more at

those joy the company of

with

home with mature minds, and en- knowledge and experience.

I don't know if you're interested to In music, but you might like hear that I correspond with Whis kers Jones, the cat who has con-

WELL THEN,

YOU'LL HAVE TO WASH THE

DIGHES

*

"He's scen you lying on a bed, very white."

"That sounds more like you with

What one of your billous attacks.

with draughts and bad food and a

"Muriel." "Yes?"

4

In fact, if worm became real power in Communist Party by "Go and get my book from the crawling to high-ups la Kremlin, dressing table.. And then take wife has no doubt that beggar-on- good strapping walk. After that horseback worn would start a reign you may feel at enough to find us Ivan the Horrible or Peter

bigger moun- of terror much worse than reign of another hotel and a Painter, or whoever he was; end ""All right."

BUSHMI

FA.

the tain

By Ernie Bushmiller

I HAVEN'T ANY MONEY, SO I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WASH THE GLASSES

To an affair which has, through little fault of their own, seemed well, let us say, highly coloured, both of them have done their best to give the thing a little dignity.

Yes, "dignity."

an

of

avold

A film star

trying to Interviews instead of pouring out

version authorised

her private life to the Press is not an everyday phenomenon.

Ex-husband Welles comments: ita is a charming girl. I think they are both lucky people.".

Let's stick our necks out-and hope they live happily ever after.

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