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Y CAN PULL RIGHT OUTA
SAND!
DUCK
Y' CAN, HUH?` WELL, WHY DIDNT Y SAY SO A LONG,
TIME AGO.
Wednesday,
YIPPEE IT WORKS!
HONGKONG Telegraph
NOW, ALL Y'GOTTA DO
*
IS PUMP 'EM
UP AGAIN!
June 18, 1941.
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CONTRACT How to Play BRIDGE How to Win
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JOSEPHINE CULBER
Bad "Reverse" Bid
In this en-
West opened a spade. East won lightened age knows about "re- and returned n diamond. Declörer verse bidding,” Hence, is scarce- finessed, and that was that! ly necessary to say that when you start out with one diamond (for
As I have sald, the contract was
example) and partner responds with far from sound, but, as a matter of one spade, you need a really good fnet, it could have been made by band--substantially over a minimum proper play plus a good guess, la "reverse" and now bid two hearts.
Declarer should have realised that
North, in to-day's hand, made a Eust would not have returned a bad reverse bid, and as a result a diamond if he had held the king. bad slam contract was reached,
on
Match-point dupllente.
Both sides vulnerable,
North dealer.
QJ103 VAXJ542
K72
487
978
N
42
K1096 WE
S
105
AX6
QAQJ63
AQ04
The bidding!
North
AA0042
108 087 4J863
East Bouth West
1◊
Pass
2. Радв
Гдев Pass
20 P's ONT Pass
North's two spade bld was wrong tivo separate counts. For one thing, it is almost always wise to rebid A six-card major suit before mentioning a four-card major; for two spade bid was a the everse," and North should have had about one more honour-trick to Justify it.
South might well have gone a bli slower toward his slam, but in view of his excellent hand he cannot be blamed for feeling that, after North had reversed, there must be a splen- did play for twelve tricks.
Dummy had no diamonds, hence East would scarcely give declarer a finesse that he could never take for himself. The
proper play was to win East's diamond return with the ace and lead the heart jack through West. The latter would cover and the king would win. Now the success of the contract would depend extirely on declarer's guess of the next heart play. He could finesse against the ten in West's hand, or could play for the drop of the ten-spot from East. The latter plan would win, of course, and considering East's play of the eight-spot on the first heart lead, this would be the correct decision--- unless East had false-carded.
To-morrow's Hand
Rubber bridge.
North-South vulnerable,
North dealer.
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0 10432
MAKQO4 ♡A82 OÜ ЖАКОБ
N WE S
473 ♡K 1074 ĎAKQJ
82
QJ943 086
7642
AJ 1098
How should this hand be bid?
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Count the TELEGRAPHS"
everywhere
Raff
WHA
VHAT do you make
of this?
"Chiefy, I expect a brown type, and don't take umbrage if he looks as if he has a lot of lakhs. We may have to give him charpoy, but it's all right with the fit commode, and he might have the pukka gen about that H.Q. flap....
"
Freely translated, that ob- one R.A.F. servation from man to another would be: "Flight Sergeant, I expect an Army man, and don't be offended if he looks as if he has a lot of money. We may have to give him a bed, but ft's all right.with the flight commander, and he might have the real news about that headquarters panic."
men,
Yes, these wars make words, The R.A.F. (Raff, if you please) are responsible for most of them. Young pilots never speak of Army They always speak of brown types. They themselves are always boys. The boy sits around in the, institute ogling the girls is a Canteen Cowboy or a NAAFI Romeo.
THEY
who
BY.are.queerly_res pectful about their business. They never talk about flying, or use words like flip. Always it is a aviate.
And you never aviate 1 crate or a kite or any of these civilian slang words. You aviate an aircraft, a machine, or, more particularly, a Daffy (Defiant), a Wimpy (Welling- ton), a Hurrybox (Hurricane), Lizzie a Spit (Spitfire), a (Lysander), Д Blenburger (Blenheim), Old Faithful (Anson), a Maggie (Miles Magister).
When you land, you hit the deck and, if you damage the plane in landing, you bend it. If you are tired of it all, you are browned off, and, to a. lesser degree, a member of the Jabo Club. That means
.that you are Just About
Browned Off,
The boys award their own crosses, in these three grades:
Wooden Cross-For bending one aircraft and staying alive.
Iron Cross--For hiding two aircraft and staying alive. Stone Cross-For bending three aircraft and not stay-. ing alive.
News is always gen, good or. authentic newa is pukka gen. The opposite is duff gon. If you have clearly understood your orders, you have them buttoned up. When you are all act to start you are teed up. You organise. You don't disapprove. You take a dim view,
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WALT DISNEY
Slang
•
IN THE FOLLOWING FLAVOURS TOMATO.. CELERY - CURRY - HAM
CARAWAY - also PLAIN
YOU WILL BE DELIGHTED WITH THEIR PIQUANT FLAVOUR
LANE, CRAWFORD, LTD.
WAKE UP YOUR "LIVER BILE-
SETTLEMENT
OF STRIKE- Paint-Scrapers' Demands For Higher Wages
by John Macadam about 2,000 print-scrapers 13 local
Prang-To damage an air-
craft.
Ticketty Boo-Perfect. Wad-A piece of NAAFI cake.
Grouple, Wingcom, Chiefy— group commander, wing-com- mander, flight sergeant.
Mae West-Life-saving jac- ket.
Brolly-Parachute. Sprog-Recruit. Binder-One who annoys. Gone for a Burton-Died or killed.
Shaky Do-Nearly a seri- ous accident.
Irons Your knife, fork and spoon..
Drone-Air gunner, Tear of a strip-Admonish.
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NE of the most useful words of the lot is kerdumpf. Originally it in- dicated the bumping noise made by an aircraft when it landed. Now it is an clamation of surprise, or an ejaculation of emphatic agree-
CX-
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ment, a sneer-or almost any- thing..
You'll hear one of the boys maybe shooting a line (that is, telling a tall story). He will be received with a chorus of Kerdumpf.. Kerdumpf Kerdumpf.... It is de-
vastating.
•
Most of the slang words are affectionate. The padre is a devil dodger. An air- craft hand is an erk, tanks are roller skates, an Italian plane is an Eye-tic. You don't have several becrs; you have a couple of jugs. The sea is the drink.
Sometimes the derivation is rather involved. For in- stance, Pilot Officer Dicken- sen was pronounced to look like W. C. Fields. From that you get Gracie Fields, and the pilot officer is now generally known as Gracie.
When all looks black and things are in a mess, every- body anys Situation Normal and carries on with the job.
There's a peculiarily R.A.F. way of saying everything ex- cept Kamerad.
WOMEN IN WARTIME—NO, 2
in
Women New Britain
BY ELIZABETH ANDREWS
the
Welsh National Organiser for the Women's Section of the La-
bour Party.
WILL women win economic free-
dom in this war?
After the last war women wor their political freedom.
becanic They
MLPs., Cabinet Ministers, aldermen sheriffs, ma- yors, council chairmen, county, urban and rurel councillors, magistrates, lawyers, preachers.
They served
Government Commissions, and entered indus- trics ond professions hitherto closed to them.
un
Now we come to this war-and the future..
Many questions are asked by thinking women. What will hap- pen to us when the war is over? What part will we play in the New Britain?
Shall we be driven out of in- dustry and the professions or kept on to reduce men's wages, or to keep them out of employment?
When shall we get equal pay for equal work? When will women ret economio freedom?
These questions need attention
now.
Women are called to work of national importance that needs in- telligence, skill and courage.
They are called from the kil- chen to fill up overy kind of post tion, and are expected to well with little training.
Never Again!
work
No ban on married women in war-time! They are called upon to man our industries, to keep the hemo fires buming and to keep up the health and morale of their families.
Married women, doctora, nurses, teachers, are called back to the job for which they wore trained but which they had 10: give......... up on marriage. The eguntry had been
all the poorer in peace-time be cause of this restriction.
It must never be imposed again. The Government is prepared to tod- establish day nurseries for dlers and feeding centres for school children to help the women who go into industry.
These war-time measures could' extended and improved in peace-time
bo
.
Day nurseries, nursery schools and the feeding of school children are reforms that should have been made long ago.
Mothers and children would beredt in better health and deve- lopment: We must press for these now and develop them after the
war.
Women who have enjoyed eco- nomic freedom before marriage find it very difficult to bo dopen- dont on their husbands for every penny they need and spend.
Heavy Toll
In working-class homes, it is taken for granted that mother does all the sacrificing-she often prides herself on it but the toll in ill-health is a heavy one.
Economic freedom for the mother in the homo may, appear to many far-fetched, but it de- manda somb consideration. **
It is time that the home maker had a square deal. Home, making has been the Cinderella of all the industrica,
The early Socialists bolloved in the economie freedom of women. The war is helping to bring it about-temporarily. It is up to woman to keep.it, permanently,
The best way to achieve this in for every woman in Industry and the professions to join trade unions and stand alongside their men in the demand for better conditions generally,
In connection with the report that dockyards and other places went on strike last Thursday following a de mand for aut increase of 40 per cent. in wages, the following facts were obtained from Mr B. C, K. Hawkins, Labour Omeer, yesterday:
During May, the Pa'nt-Scrapers' Guild of No. 81 Bulkely Street, Hung- hom, put forward certain requests for increases in the dally wages to paint-scrapers. The Labour Old meeting between the re- Tanged presentatives of the Guild and repre. sentatives of the paint-scraper con- tractors ов June 3. The
ques- tion of an increase was discussed, and u further meeting fixed for June 10,
At this meeting it was pointed out by the principal contractors that in November, 1940, they had increased their contracts with the sub-contrac- tors by seven per cent. They now offered
their contract
to increas0
rates by 20 per cent. It should be noted that this increase is on the. whole of the contract rates and not merely on that proportion of the rates which represents workmen's
Tho Guild
pressed for d wages. further increase, and the Labour Officer suggested that the principal contractors should immediately in- crease their contract rates by 20 per cent,
Contractors' Agreement
paint-
This would bring the scrapers employed by these contrac- tors on to equal terms with the paint- scrapers employed by the big Euro-
it 1 dockyards.
common penn knowledge that these dockyards are at present considering the question of further wage increases and the Labour Officer Euggested
trist the principal contractors should guaran- ant to their workmen exactly grant the some increase as
be
between the
that
as might agreed dock companies and
their workmetely agreed to this
tractors
estion, but the Guild representa- suggestion, tives
sald that they would have to consult their members. On Wednes day, June 11 the Guild representa- and Officer the Labour tives Baw stated that between 80 and 90 per cent. of their members were quite
agree to the
to the above terms.
und
prepared to t They stated, however, that a small- minority were not satisfied, and they asked the Labour Officer to see those
the men personally and expinin
to them. The Labout meer
to do
on do this Wednesday but the Guild said that it!
be impossible to get hold of the men by that time and suggested that Friday morning would be the most suitable hour. On Thursday, June 12, the paint-scrapers went on
strike wo &
most extraordinary action In view of the fact that so large a percentage of the workers were said to be satisfed with the terms which
had been agreed by their Guild. It would appear either that the majority of the workers
not fully aware of the
agree- ment reached by the Guild or else
intimidated. they were being
were no
that
On Friday, June 13, the Labour Omeer issued a full statement of the case and of the principal contractors' offer to the Chinese Press and also caused a notice in Chinese to be dis- played outside the Guild premises. On Saturday, June 14, all the men returned to work.
Murder In Macao
Macao, June 17. Hiding in the crowd round the Sat Nam Yat Po office to-day an unknown gunman assassinated Mr Chiu Yat-ngok, who was recently appointed by Canton to be Magistrate in Chungshan district,
The gunnian was among the crowd outside the office reading the bulletin boards and fired several shots at Chiu
one strik as he alighted from a
Chr ing him in the head. Ils bodyguards were taken completely by
pre- and the panle stricken crow vented them from firing back,” In the confusion the gunman escaped.
Chiu was taken to hospital; im- mediately but was dead on arrvfal Our Own Correspondent.
Wedding
News has been received by cable of the marriage, on June 11, at St. John's Church, Nopior, New Zealand, by the Rev. B, C. Francia, BA, Of Pamela, only daughter of Mra 8. G. Hollington, of Napier, to the Rev. John Bulter Davies ("Jock"), only Bon of the Rev. Herbert Davich M.A. and Mrs Davies, of Canton and The bridegroom was Cheung Chau. The born in Hongkong and received his earlier education-at-Cheloo before going to Otago University, New
Zentand.
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Ak for CARTER'S Little Lulver Pils by name. Stubbornly refuse anything else.
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