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Saturday,

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH

September 28, 1940.'

'Strides Ahead'

Never, Never, Bite Your Dentist

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TIRNTNIN

BHANGILAL

Pity the poor dentist! Nobody loves him.

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I gave up being a dentist because I found that it was making me too unpopular.

DR instance, 3 had one man

in the chair

who had a particularly obstinate molar,

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got the forceps on to it and Ipparedd Nothing happened. heuved

and pulled the patient right out of the chair.

-tanggle and we 1 su kepf u on the forceps, and just Fechawling down the front

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Anyhow, what is the use of own- mag drill if you don't drill some?~ Chun with It?

I was my own dental mechanic and used to make my own plates

The first thing to do is what we detiliste poll taking an impressNION The patient is told to open his mouth wale and then you plug in a harut- few some x reliable flest pot

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11 tat in enough, you get not Pave an extra wrench and only an impression of the teeth and

guns, but also of the tongur

The de polis should be turisils removed carefully in

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Propie That's the whole trouble.

FHAVE siner thought that I have Tack the curage to have their teeth

sort altended to and what in the result? | done traxer la dotter if I'd budd n

Just Trap at .. The dentist deadly goes brake

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most irresting work beri sa alssturbed when enjoying automatically Fat chilling that there has 2801 The into the cell it would have || ample matter to drag them Neeg anh tools left when t

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You will note that no dentad a to God with the size of the holes teeth They must be mande

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They'll probably be stunned and I coud have sipped a fra teeth out while Uwey were

neoh JUN When you're o dentist you realise what a lot of misstes most people are

"You won't hurt me, will you?” What do they expect me to kny? "Yea. You'll wish that you'd never been born. Scream as loud as you like. This room is sound-proof."

Instead of that you've got to may, "Nol 11 twinge Do you want on | maesthetic?"

"Yes, please,"

"Well, hloroform

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Most of them want gus In busy perils y gas bili used to be enor- mous and look most of the prolta. Another Using is the danger of ar has to be so exploston Also one very careful not to use too much gus.

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KAYC Some patients overdosch and they became no boogant that they were floating around the ceiling for two hours before 1 could gri That's bad for business. them down When people come into your murgery and find the ceiling cluttered up with patients they begin to gel nervous

Of course, the medical profession has helped tremendously dentistry

know

to boom

Warn Mary don't

what's

with * patient they say. WOAHK

Hom The trouble is coming from the teeth 1 dvise you to have them all out"

Then they go away and have their teeth out That was why I was al- friendly with doctors I would *y's mert

une in the street and he'd say. "How's business"

"Very duaß," Fad reply

Why did you let me know I'l send you around the next patient 1 jet after I've fidahed with him"

Some doctors were very good like

that

1 si de ittle dental work beca- mally just to keep in proelice

knek a non's teeth out only the other day We'd had bit of 2nd 31 the circum- nn argument stances I couldn't charge han for it. 11. as I said, it's Just as well to keep a pinetice

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