DONALD
so!
Y LEFT A RING IN THE BATHTUB
"AGAIN!
2པའM་།
Monday,
HONGKONG TELEGRAPH
August 12, 1940. By Walt Disney
DUCK
---AND IF THERE'S THE SLIGHTEST SIGN OF
THAT RING SHOWIN WHEN I GET BACK, Y GET A LICKIN'!
6-28
Fogt 1901, Watt Phina Bodasty an"
BZ-Z-
*BZ
IT'S FIXED
NOW! YEAH?
UNCA DONALD!
SEEIN'S BELIEVIN'!
MAGAZINE PAGE
K
Letter Puzzlo
How many words beginning with the letter shown can be applied to this unusual collection of figures, objects, animais, clu.? A careful search should reveal more than 40, Check your results with the list appearing elsewhere on this page.
It has been Said of Self-Control IT'S A FACT
THAT the
Those who can command themselves can command others. -Hazlitt.
No man is free who cannot command himself.-Pytha-
-goras.
Who to himself is law needs no lawChapman.
If you would learn self-mastery, begin by yielding your- self to the one Great Master.-Lobstein.
What is the best government? That which teaches us to govern ourselves-Goethe.
No conflict is so severe as his who labours to subdue him- self--Thomas a Kempis,
Real glory springs from the silent conquest of ourselves; without that the conqueror is only the first slave. Thompson.
To rule self and subdue our passions is the more praise- worthy because so few know how to do it.-Guicenrdini.
Geographical Oddities
Digging Through to China
"Digging a hole through the earth to China" has long been
n figuro of speech for describing the depth of mines, oil wells, But it must have been and similar underground enterprises.
coined by someone and accepted as a fact by those with scant interest in the geographical position of the United States with relation to the rest of the earth,
If it were possible to tunnel straight through the diameter of the earth-it's only about 8,000 miles-from any point in the continental United States, it would not come out on the other side anywhere within several thousand miles of China. It would come out in some remote part of the Indian Ocean!' And if such a shaft were put through from Maine, or some other point close to the Canadian boundary, it would come out in the southern part of the Indian Occan within a few hundred miles of the Antarctic Continent.
Brazil to the United States
If you were a steamship operator and had a ship in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, and received a contract to deliver a cargo to the nearest large seaport in the United, States, you'd pro- bably think of making the delivery at New Orleans. But, if you knew world geography, as every successful steamship operator does, you'd load that cargo, pass even New York, and take it to Boston. It would be the shortest, quickest, and least expensivo haul. :
are
English heavier beer drinkers than
the Germans.
☆
*
THAT a mountain is higher in hot weather than in
cold.
THAT
★
A fly is stronger than a man in proportion to its size.
* THAT the circulating library was first started by Ben- jamin Franklin.
--R, W. Dawson
FUNNY SIDE UP
ABNER
ARE YOU SURE?
Answers on this Page.
1. If German para-
a chutist landed at (a) Friock heim or (b) Norden, in what British counties would he be?
2. Philology is:-
(a) Science of vocational diseases; (b) Stamp collect- ing; (c) Study of language derivations.
3. Does a goldfish sleep with its eyes open or closed? 4. When was the first Flag Day? What did it commemoratc7
5. On what date did Hit- ler (a) invada Holland, Belgium and Luxemburg; (b) enter Paris?
G. From which of Barrie's works is this: :
"You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's riba: she was really made from his funny- bone."
7. How many boroughs are there in the London County Council area:—
(a) 10, (b) 12, (c) 16, (d) 24, (e) 28.
8. What are the popular names for these flowers and plants:-
(a) Aquilegia; (b) Ana- gallis; (e) Cytisus; (d) Dictamnus.
9. Can you give the Chris- tian names of these famous composers:
(a) Liszt, (b) Debussy, (c) Ketelbey, (d) Paderew-. ski.
L
name from a:-
(a) Town in Italy; (b) Maher of cheese; (c) Vil. lage in Switzerland; (d) Breed of cattle.
12. Who in the "Cau- dillo"?
13. The Portland is:-
raco
(a) Dangerous part of the English Channel; (b) Horse race; (c) Swimming con"
test,
14. Who was the British Admiral in H.M.5. Bounty who was put adrift after the mutiny in the eighteenth century?
15. The colour watchet ist-
(a) Red; (b) Yellow; (c) Blue; (d) Brown; (e) Green.
16. What was the battle fought 183 years ago to-day to avenge the deaths in the Black Hole of Calcutta and who commanded the British Army?
д-
17. An Indian runner is
(c) Vegetable; (b) Duck; (c) Wild animal; (d) Sportsman.
18. What is the river in the Yorkshire which has same name as a tributary of the Aisno in France and which gives its name to an area where a famous breed of terriers comes from?
19. An etymologist is an expert in:
(a) Word
formationa;
(b) Butterflies; (c) Ancient
10. How many cables ina a nautical milo:
~(a)·5; ̃ ̈(b)~10,(c)-15, (d)-stonework.--- 20, (c) 50.
11. Gorgonzola takes its
20. You might be stung near a vespiary; what is it?
Daily Quotation
THOUGH the World be historical, and most men live ironically, yet be thou what thou singly art, and personate only thyself. Swim smoothly in the stream of Nature, and live but one Man.-SIR THOMAS
BROWNE.
By Abner Dean
“She says she won't wait twenty years. Just like a woman
fickla!!!
ANSWERS
ARE YOU SURE?
1. ((a) Near Abrobath, Angus: (b) Norden is a suburb of Rach- dale. Lancs.
2.
tions.
Study of language deriva-
3. Open; it has no eyelids.
4. June 1911. It was for vari- ous charities under the patronago of the music halls and it com- fainous old enter- memorated
tainers.
(a) May 10; (b) June 14. 6. "What Every Woman Knows." 7, 28.
8. (a) Columbino; (b) plmper- nel: (0) net: (c) broom; (d) burning bush.
9. (0) Franz, (b) Cloude Achil le, (c) Albert William, (d) Igf- mace Josel.
10, Ten.
11. Town in Italy.
12. The Leader of Spain, Gen- eral Franco,
13. Dangerous part of English
Channel.
14. Vice-Admiral Bligh.
it. Blue,
10. Plassey; Clive.
17. Duck
18. The river to the Alte. The
upper valley is Alredala where the terriers were originally, bred.
10. Wurd formations..: 20. Wasps' nest.
ALPHABET PUZZLE keel, ker kelp, kanniedrum, key, key, Kalsomine, kangaroo, Katydid, kayak. kerosene, ketch, ketchup. kettle,
stone, klek, kid, killdeer, kin, kindler. kindling, king, king, kingbird, Kingish. kingfisher, kinglet, kirk, kite, kitten, kittiwake, knapsack. knes, knee eap, kneeling, knife, knight, knoll, knots, knowledge, knuckle Jolat, knurled, kohlrabi, Koran,
Ubrary; Superum Core)
Local Baseball
ANCHOR Butters
THE WORLD'S BEST
OBTAINABLE FROM ALL LEADING STORES Sala Agents: LANE, CRAWFORD 'LTD
League
Play-off Ends
In A Dead-lock U.S. Navy Win First Game Of Charity Series
THRILLING BASEBALL was to be seen at Caroline Hill over the week-end. First match was on Saturday, between the H.B. and the U.S.S. Mindanao-a play-off for first place in the local League. The game ended in a dead- lock 0-0 at the end of the sixth inning when rain washed out any further play.
The second match was yesterday when the U.S. Navy beat the Hongkong League in the first match of a Charity Serica 6-2.
Scores In Brief
For six innings, the B.B. and 4 Mindatuo teams sought to gain the
innings ofi deciding run. For six thrilling play, each side was thwarted. It appeared at one time-only'once--| that the H. B. tcoin would score. That was when All reached third H. B with Dave Leonard and Bowen to bat. Both batters, however, died at US. Navy the plate.
The Navy side opened with two in the first inning, whlelt was followed by one from the local tean. Two further runs in the third, however, Iced the game for them, for the H. K team were only able to tally une more run, and that was in the fourth.
ed
CHUNG SING AND EASTERN
TIE 18-18
(Continued from Page 6.)
LEAGUE PLAY-OFF
CHARITY SERIES
Mindanao
}
H.K. Lengue 2
CLEVELAND LEAD OVER
DODGERS
(UP)--
NEW YORK, Aug. 11 Cleveland Indians took a temporary lead in the American Baseball League to-day, beating the Bt. Louls BrownLa 12-4 while the Detroit Tigers lost to the Chicago Whille Box 3-4.
The scores were:
AMERICAN LEAGUE
flattery: Newsom, nutchinson, Eullivan.
10 1 Battery: Lyonda, Tresh, Cleveland
It controversy
Enstern when claimed the win.. B. S. Wilson gave Detroit
Wilson, a fair enough lead to P. with Shek Kam-put (E.A.A.) half a Chicago body's length behind Wilson and an
So Tin-muj ol arm's length ahead (C.S.). Ng Nin
Battery: Minar, Hemsley, a marvellous swam
11 stroke,
Battery, fludiin, Mills, Coffman, Budir, Ningeling. Swift, Susee.
50 yards, using the "butterfly" to overtake P. Wilson, and left
St. Louis
both
Wilson and Kwok Chun-hang about
coven yards behind to hand this lead Bostort
* 12
10
Q
Washington to Fung Kwni-sang, Wong Chi- Wastery Grove, Foxx,
race Battery: Judson, Ferrell hung (E.A.A.) swam a
to overtake Fung, and Donated to Philadelphia h........................
Battery:
have touched the wall, underwater. Just a touch ahead of Fung. H. Hayes. Eardley was not far behind, but with the substantial lead by the Chinese clubs, his effort was unavailing.
The Ladies relay race was a re peilion of the other ladies event. Chung Sing got home several lengths ahead of Eastern's team.
EA
Battery:
Vaughan.
1
想
1
Coster. Heussor,
*Donald;
New York Chandler,
Breuer, nofar,
(Eleven Innings were played).
NATIONAL LEAGUE
£1
New York
Battery: Mellon, Brown, Dunnin Philadelphia........ Battery: Higbe, Warren,
Brooklyn
เ
Battery: Carleton, Casey, Phelps, Franke.
Poardel, Coffman, Derres.
Boston
Battery:
Chicago
3 D
'GRUDGE' RELAY SETTLED
their victory FASTERN proved
over Chung Sing in a recent re-
J 8 Todd. lay was no chance when their swim- Battery: Lee, Haffenaberger, foot, Tod
outswam Chung Hartnett mers, as a team,
Plitsburgh Battery: The "Y" was never in the ple Sing.
In the 200 yards free style ning, Lopez,
Eastern's victory
ture!
"grudge relay.
gave
goes to Wong Chi-hung who Just that much to inspire the team to victory.
Hsu Hang swam a great race to odd slightly to the lend which was maintained by Lee Fook-ki, Law Yuk-wing putting the issue beyond doubt when he swam a fast '50' to give a tired Ng Nin not an earthly,
Remiks were:
Boards free-style--I
(Chung Sing) (25.3/5 secs.);
7
0 12 Heintezelman, Brown, Lon-
3 0 0
Battery, Cooper, Owen, Cincinnati
Battery: Derringer, Begge, Lombardi
BANKS
CHARTERED DANK OF INDIA, AUSTRALIA & CHINA. ·
THE
Chun-man
su lang
mcorporated by Royal Charter 1833, Reserve Liability of
£3,000,000 (Eastern) (28.1/kocs.): 3 R. A. Dodd Paid-up Capital 3,000,000- "Y") (27.2/5 secs.).
Reserve Fund................................................... £3,000,000
HEAD DONDON. 18 Bishopsgate, E.C.1. Sub-Agencies in Landas: 117/122. Leadenhall Sleest, E.C3. West End Branch: 14/16, Cockspur Street, SWL Manchester Branch:
220 Ride free-style.-Ng Nin (Chung Sing) (2 mins. 30 sec.); Suck Kam G. T. May (y) (2 mina. 43.2/5 ween.): 3, pui (Eastern) (2 mins. 13 RCCB)
100
breast-stroke-1. Chu Kan man (Eastern) (18.4/5 secs.): 2. R. A Dodd ("Y") (2/0.sec.); Kung Shu-shek (Chung Bing), came second but was dis- qualined for infringement of the turns,
100 yards back-stroke-1, B. 8, Wilson (*) (77.4/5 sec.); 2, Yeung Man-kit (Eastern) (03.1/5 secs); 3. NH Chun-ta (Chung Stagi (86.3/5rds Treestyle. Amritsar
Chines Women' 50
KT, Mosley trest, Manchester, ». AGENCIES AND BRANCHESI
Harbin Hongko
Xollo
Alor Star
Rangoon Falgan
Semarang
Beremban
Karach
Klang Kobo
Shanghai Singapore Bitiswan
-1, Miss Ip Chol-Man (Chung Sing) (25 Bangkok sees.); 2, iar Ne Yust-leg (Chung Sing) | Batavia Leun Ah-mel Bombay (37 Mesh.); 3, Miss
Calcutta
Agencies:
Clive Street Kupin Fairlie Fince Lumpur
(Eastern) 3 necs.
440 yards free-style-Ng Nin (Chung Chu Wal- Sing) (5 mins, 52.4/5 sec.).
lam (Eastern) (0 mins. 18.4/5 sec.) 3
L. A. Henn (y) 10 mins, 16 seca.)
Canton
150 yards medley relay (back, breast Cawnpore and free), Chuna Blu (Eo Tin-mo, Cebu Ng Nin and Fung Kwal-
(1 min. Colombo 53.2/6 Been.1: 2. Eastern (Shek Kam-pus, Deini Kwok Chun bung and Vong Chi hùng Haiphong 11 min, 142/5 sec.): 3, YMCA (B. 8. Hamburg
Hankow WHBOR, R. A. Dodd and H. Eardley) (1 min. 40 secs.),
Kuching Madras
Bourabaya
Telping Tionizin
Tongkah
・Manila..
(Dhuket)
Medan Polping
New York
Tringiao Yokohama
(Paking) Penang
FOREIGN EXCHANGE and Generat
and
opened CURLKENT ACCOUNTS FIXED DEPOSITS received for One Test
application.
Chines Women's 200 yards free-style Banking Business transacted. relay-1. Chung Sing (Misses Ng Yuet- hing. Ip Chol-man, Yu Pul-yuk and Leung, Nga-mee) (2 mins, 35 sec.); 2 or shorter periods in Local or Other Curre Castern (Bases Tang Wal-chun. Ling rencies at rates which will be quoted on SAVINGS ACCOUNTS also opined in You-Ung. Leung Chouk-ha and Leung Oh-mel) (3 mins. 17.2/5 secs.).
200 yards free-style Eastern: Wong Chi- Local Currency and Sterling with Interest hung, Hau Hang Lee Fook-ki and Law allowed at rates oblainable en application. The Bank's Hand Office in Lendais Yuk-wing) (1 min. 40.1/5 secs.): 2 Chung undertakes Executor de Trustee built, Bing Fung Kwal-sang, Cheung Shu-chi,
and claims, recovery" of British Tacoma Ng Chun-man and Ng Nin) (1 min. 49/4/ BOCK 3, YMCZAMER. A Dodd, Gr on erin which may be Fawier W. Railton, and G. T. May) ascertained at any of its Agencies and
2. A. CAMCHISCOM.
(1 min. 85 secs.),
Fibal Standings. Chang Bing 10 points) Eastern 18-points; YM.GA, 31 polata.
Branches.
Massgw.
No comments yet.
Private notes are available after approval.