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ARE YOU SURE? FUNNY SIDE UP

The

Telegraph Brains Test

1. A dolmen is:--

A hussar's jacket

Answers foot of Page

An animal of the whale specica

a funeredt poem

A stone table

A sullan's bodyguard

2. How did Downing-street get its

tuanc?

3. One of these cities has for its matto: "Nisi Dominus Fruştra.”

Liverpool

Belfast

Cardiff

Edinburgh

Manchester

Birmingham

4. What British Prime Minister

- was murdered while in afflec?

4. Supply the missing verb in the following:-

the buck

Handel

Purcell

Sullivan

Dr. Bull

Dr. Arne Elpar

11. Oom Paul was-

The name of a ship

Title of a play

President of a country

Dutch admiral

12. A snake casts its skin after

eating; what is the operation

13. If you were using un Isobar

you would be:-

Ascertaining weather jacts

Smashing your way through

snowdrift,

Drinking a cocktail,

Learning to skate

Weighing imporied meat

C

14. John Wesley's original pulpit|

(a)

(0)

the caber

the main brace

fil)

the lead

is In

(c)

(1)

the atom the cat

Durham

0. When was the official ending of

the Great Wor?

7. One of these animals will de

of suffocation if its mouth is kept

open:-

Tortoise

Jackal Stout

6. With which sports are

Frop

Wild boar

places associated:

(a) Westward Ho!

(b) The Dell

(c) Forest Hills

(d) Madison-square Garden

(c) Hambledon

(1) Lingay Fen

Cathedral York Minister

Westminster

Abbey

The British

Muscum Lincoln College,

Qzfurd

15. A day is gained or lost in travelling round the world. Where? 16. Robin Hood was sometimes

theset

James

Perceval Charlwood

17. Jargon is the name of at- Chinese game Languape

Eastern ruler

Fabric

Precious stone Food

18. "Who would furdels bear?"; What is a fardel?

19. Who wrote a poem containing|

D. The longest ship canal in the the line: m farther off from

world is the:-

Sucz Kiel

Panama Manchester

10. The music of "Rule Britannin"

-war composed by:---

heaven than when I was a buy"?

20. Light travels at the rate of-- 310,000 feet a minute

9,000,000 yards a day

106,300 miles per second,

Did You Ever Wonder

Why Bees Make Honey?

By Abner Dean

STUDIOS

Cypr, 1118 By Volted zostako Hrmáscaia, Ina.

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and this is the part where we forget to put film in

the cameras!"

Growing

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MAN I know was having

A good grumble thehoving

day,

There was a third person pre- sent, and he made this remark) to me:

"To listen to George grumbling you'd think he'd got all the troubles of the world on his head.

Shut up. George. You're not in the Army yet!"

It was one long, incessant grumble. But if it is true that Hiller works And a very good thing, too.

of his tantrums in this way, it Otherwise we should probably all ittle mental stability. he still has.

doubtless helps him to keep what bave gone mad.

I'm going to tell you here and now to let yourself have a thumping good

swear Hometimen.

First find the right people to supply a sympathetic chorus, and then grumble about anyone or any thing you like.

Or, rather, don't like-Hitler, the Government, or the Ministry of This, That remark gave me the idea for That, or The Other." this article.

When I

say grumble, I don't mean whire or moan. perfectly

I mean a swift, shattering blast of fury, that leaves you saying: ". now I feel better!"

Because George was right to have his grumble,

And the man who made the re- mark was WRONG in telling him to shut up!

For instance, a good case for grumbling is made out, by Dr. David Robertson, consulting psycho-thera- pist to the Northern Command.

He saya, in the annual report of the Bootham Park Hospital, York, that far fewer soldiers have suffered from nervous breakdowns than civi lians since the war began.

And he explains tt by the fact that the soldier lets off steam much more easily than the civilian.

can partly confirm that from my own experience in the lust war.

Old Disgracefully

A Russian scientist says that Eh? Answer me that! When I was my boy, bring her along. I'm a

But far too few know how to ex- press real anger.

When it is done well, it is a truly magnificent sight and sound.

our

Plenty of us can be merely can- tankerous, in a rather childish way.

Usually, we shut down un wrath, and then aulk and fume and smoulder until we nearly choke our

selves.

Probably because, when we were fatlier or mother or nurse where, they very small, we never dored tell

got o, If they annoyed us.

If we did, we would be told it was very naughty to be cross with any- one.

Unhappily, many of us have grown up in that bellef.

For it is a very bad bellef, Besides making us like a lot of dying ducks in a thunderstorm, it can cause a great deal of headache, Indigestion and lost sleep.

❤

I'm not suggesting that we need

we may yet live to be one hun-a boy my father would lash us will: good judge of women. Did I tell averde things, and start throwing dred and eighty.

n horse-whip if we interrupted hin. you about the time when I used to ink at people.

What a thought! Personally,

I would loathe and detest being ona hundred and eighty.

YOU don't have to be anything) like that age to be a most unbearable

bure.

"Well, as I said to. Charlie-Grace

The honeybee is the only "do- the form In which becs appear when "mesticated" Inscet. It won this dis-first hatched from the eng. The tinction by reason of the fact man stored honey and pollen also form is quite fond of the honey made by a reserve stock on which the com- of course, you wouldn't remember the bee. To obtain the honey, mun nunity of bees may subsist during Charlie. I said to him has provided hives for bees to use the months when they can no longer

as home, boxes in which they may gather honey In the field.

make the combs to fill with honey: A large bee colony needs perhaps

and by various ingenious methods 30 pounds of stored honey for win-

A

B

Market honey is taken from the supers or storage frames "A" and "B", while the brood honey for the use of the bees is undisturbed in the hive below-

ter

food, and beekeepers are careful

to take no honey from the hive ex- cept that which is in excess of the amount needed by the bees.-W.. B. Keasbey,

The

HUSBAND'S

No. 1 FRIEND

A friend who visits Canada

he

You know the rest, To live to the age of one hundred certain amount of

fold me of a drink put up by a was in the Boer War with me" he has harnessed their energies and Montreal Club, the house rule put bees to work as domestic crea- being that only one could be

served to a guest. His host, rennd eighty a The bee business is definitely "big belling at the rule, repaired to stamina seems to be required. business," the value of commercial his yacht where he had three. Not mark you, by the person who

tures.

legs are the first to go.

ly produced honey running into the Two days later he could see lives to be one hundred and eighty, tens of millions of dollars a year. friends at the hospital. The but by the people who have to listen

Bees feed principally on the nectar and pollen of flowers. In honey- gathering, the bee crawls deep into flower after flower, seoking nector that lies at the bottom of the flower

1 part of gin

A stern man, but just."

"Just what?"

walt outside the stage door?"

"It's not anything like that. I've

RADIO

"Just what what? What the devil got to attend the Small Debts Court," are you talking about?"

"Don't go, ny boy, Don't

go.

"It doesn't matter, Grandpa. Let Utter madness. Forget il. I'm an It slide."

old man and I know. Well, what was I saying? Oh, about the stage

"There you are! That's just what door. What a woman! You don't ZBW, 355 metres (845.k.c.) ano said to an old-friend-of-mine-sec women like that these days, my careless, slaugy misuse of the King's boy English is the hall-mark of the young

man of to-day. What was I say- ing?"

"About combic home at o'clock in the morning."

four

outside the Tivoli when the show, There was one girl I used to meet "Ah, yes. Those were the days.

was over.

"WERE you at the Battle of Waterloo, Grandpa?":

to hún.

When I'm getting well on in years cay 130-'ll take a vicious plea- "Vaterloo? Oh yes! I was only Mix with cracked ice and sure in picking on small nephews a boy at the time. I remember

1 part of absinthe

cup. This nectar is not honey as when frosted, sip slowly. the bee finds it, but undergoes rhemical changes inside the bee which turns the sugary flower-dew into real honey

and nieces.

"When I was your age.

rallying the troops by blowing on my drum." You'll "You

finish in a pauper's grave. But you ANSWERS can't put old heads on young shoul- ders. Go your reckless way. When I was your age I was up at four o'clock every morning winter and summer."

1. A stone table,

bugle?" mein tapping on your

DO YOU HEAR ME?"

Eh? No! Damme, keep silent! "Yes, Grandpa." "What was I saying? You keep on interrupting me."

The bee's body is very hairy, and 2. From Sir George Downing, who be- in crawling about in the flowers the came Cromwell's Minister to Holland. haira catch a liberal powdering of 3. Edinburgh. pollen. Before returning to the hive, Commons, 1012.

4. Spencer Perceval, in the House of

"What a dissolute young coot you mean a bugler at the Battle of "It was about you; being a burglar the bee packs the pollen into 11tle Panting. (b) Tossing. (c) Splicing must have been, Grandpa." pollen-baskets on the enlarged sec-(d) swinging, (o) Splitting. (f) elling.

Waterloo. You know-into the val- Llon of is hind legs.

á. August 31, 1921, when dif treaties of peace had been ratinad by the respectivejup till that time."

"Nol No! I mean I was in bed, loy of death rode the six hundred!" Governmenta.

1. The frog.

"Yeah?"**

5.

K_(0) Golf, (b) Association football.

Arriving at the hive, the bee puts! its head in an emply cell in the honeycomb and empiles into the cell (c) Lawn tennis, (4) Doxing, (0) Cricket.

the contents of its honey suc. In another empty cell It places the pollen pellets, dislodging them from the pollen baskets with the inter- mediate legs. When, after repeated trips to the fields, the honey cell and the pollen cell are filled, sealed with little wax lids..

they

arc

Upon the stores of pollen and honey thus laid up. the nurse, bees draw to obtain food for the larvae,

Skating.

9. Bucz, 115 miles.

10, Dr. Amma,

11. President" Kruger (South Africa), 13. Bloughing.

13. Ascertaining weather tacts." 14. In a corner of the entrance to the choper in Lincoln College, Oxferd.

15. At varying, points along the 100th

meridian.

10. Locksley.

17. Language.

10, Burden.

19. Tom Flood in. "I remember, I. ren

er

20. 188,300 inilos per second.

"I really must go and see this

lawyer chap, grandpa."

"Very well, my boy, have it your own way. Would you like me to come with you?"

31.49 metres (9,529 kilo-cycles) Trio in D Minor, Op. 32 Composed by Arensky

Radio Programme Broadcast by Z.B.W. on a Frequency of 845 kc's. and on Short Wave from 1-2.15 p.m.)

9.52 ..c's.

per second.

12.18 pm. Short Service of Inter-

"No! What the-I mean, no thank and 5-11 p.m. you. Don't you bother."

on

12.30 Variety Programme.

"Just like your father. Head- strong and stubborn. Lend me two cession. shillings for some liniment, my boy." Now I ask you, fancy having to put up with that year after year!

There is only опе consolation, Your turn would come.

CHESS

White plays and mates in two

moves.

Solution

"Six hundred Tommy rotl There White: K on KK7; Q on Q3; B's were only four hundred of us. They on QKto, QB8; Kt's on QB4, Q4; P's must have counted' some "Yes, my boy. A brisk walk of twice. Mind you, four hundred of on KR4; B's on QRS, QB3; Kt's on of us on KO, KIIS, Black: K on Q1; R seven or eight miles, a cold shower us were worth six hundred of any QR7, KB2; 1's on QRI, 5, Q3, KBS, and a hearty breakfast made me at body else."

to face the day's toil.

"Yes, Grandfather, " Sound as #GRANDFATHER" ".

"DON'T KEEP ON SAYING YES, "No, Grandfallier,”

"Look at me now! bell. Fetch me my crutches and F show you how I beat Batter Brown In those days, my Ind."

d

KR3. Two moves, Key K-Q3 morks) Threat 2.. QK4 Varin- tions: 1. K-K4, 2. Kt x B,

1. K BO, 2. Kt (Q4)-D3; 1. K-K14, 2. Q-85; 1. R-K4, 2. Q-84; 1, B X "I said to Wellington at the time Kt ch. 2. QxB. Good key, giving the Black Ka flight; two unpins of "If you'll excuse me, I really 'must the White Kt, amusingly contrasted "Siddown! What's become of the

gu "now."

one being by the Black K himself: mannera of the present generation? woman, I suppose. Bring her along good mixture.

"Ha! You sly young dog. Some self-block and interference play.. A

"That's wonderful, Grandpa, but I've got to go...”.

We should all be the better for it if we could let go our righteous in- dignation, as soon as it was aroused. It is a wise maxim not to let the

go down upon your wrath. Within limits, of course,

No matter how righteous your anger against your chief, for in- stance, it would clearly be unwise to choke him off-unless he's the kind who can take it.

friend handy, got him or her to listen But if you have a lorig-suffering to what you'd like to do to the old buzzardi.

Or if you haven't go home and

kick the coal-heap, or thwack car- pels, or smash up crates for fre Wood.

Even if none of these safety-valves can be used, you can still get rid of your fury by yourself..

fles into towering rages on the Once I had to treat a man who least provocation-and an Irishman at that.

I told him to fle down in his bed- room the next time he began to feel

furious, and to picture himself doing and saying just what he wished to the person who had upset him, and to go on until he no longer felt furious.

It worked very well, and I recom- mend it to all to whom it may apply. Thump and punch ди throttle your pillow, or kick an old cushion around the room,

ing at peace will the world ones You'll soon find you're rearing with laughter at yourself and feel-

more.

BRIDGE PROBLEM

◆ AQ 10 2

437

NU

N

3

475

There are No Trumps. South Iends and North-South must win

1.0 Local Time Signal and Wea-all seven tricks. ther Report

Solution

1.03 Reginald Dixon at iho Organ. 1.15 The BBC. Dance Orchestra.

South leads the club Ave, which North wins with the cord necessary 1.30 Reuter and Rugby Press, to 'beat West. North Icads heart ten, Weather Forecast and Announce which East covers and South wins. ments.

South leads his second club and The New Mayfair Orchestra North wins as before. North also and Webster Booth (Tenor),

with 2.15 Close down.

ace of clubs, on which and South throw diamonds. North Icado

diamond nine and East

1.45

6.0 Variety.

8.30 Closing local Stock Quota-must throw either a heart or a

tions.

6.32 Compositions of Albenia.

7.03 Nights of the Ballet.

1.30 London Relay-The News, 3.0 Local Time, Signal,. Weather Report and Announcemnets.

8.03 A Dance Programme. 9. London Relay The News and Topical Talks.

9.45 Arensky-Trio In D Minor, Op. 32.

spade; South will keep whatever East discards. West also is squeezed and must throw either the inaster club or a spade. North-South con then win the last two tricks with either two spades or a club and king heart, of spades, or king of spades and a

"FINESSE."

ANA

10.20 Tohaikowsky-Theme Henri Variations from Suite No. 3 in G.

London Symphony Orchestra con- ducted by Sir Landon Ronald. 10.40 Milltary, Band Music. 110 Close down,

Eileen Joyce (Piano), Temlanka (Violin) and Antoni Scala ('Cello).

10.18 Two: Songs by The Don Cossacks Choir.

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