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Obituary

Noted Army Figure

DECISIONS

APPROVED

New Central Regime

Leaders Meet

Tuesday,

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH

Details Of Trade Pact

LONDON, Feb. 12 (Reuter). -A White Paper on the Anglo- LONDON, Feb. 12 (Reuter);

[Turkish Trade Agreement made The death is announced of

SHANGHAI, Feb. 13 (Reuter)-in London on February 8 was Major-General Sir John Moore, Representatives of the Kuomintang, issued to-day, the famous Army Veterinary various non-Kuomintang political The agreement comes into force on Surgeon.

lebders und

non-party National February 19, will remain la force in Dors in 1804, Sir John served at leaders met here to-day and unani-the first place until March 3, 1941, Dongola in 1800, winning a medal amously approved the decisions reach and will continue to remaia in force well as the Khedive's Medal. Ifeed in the Tsinglao Conference in con- subsequently for successivo periods of also served in the South African nection with the establishment of

one year unless terminated by eliber new central regime, according to the

months notice. government at three "China News Agency.”

all The agreement provides that United Kingdom exports to Turkey and all Turkish exports to the United Kingdom will be subject to compensation transactions,

War, 1800-1900, when he was men- tioned in despatches and won the Queen's medal (three clasps). Ho was promoted Veterinary Möjor,

Becoming a Lieutenant-Colonel in 1900 and Colonel in 1913, he served throughout the European War in France and Flanders as Director of Veterinary Services of the BEF. Ho was again mentioned in despatches and, as a result of his services, was created C.B. and KC.M.G. in 1919, having been promoted Major-General in 1910 and made an Officer of the Legion of Honour.

After the war, he became Director of the Veterinary Services in India, holding the post from 1919 to 1021. He was Col. Commdt, of the R.A.V.C. from 1932 to 1934.

In 1003, he married Adelaide Mary, daughter of the late Benjamin Mur- phy, of Prior Park, Clonmel. They have three daughters,

No Third Term

The way is now clear, it is added. for the convocation of a central political conference in order to put the finishing touches to the arrange mente in the formation of the new government.

Among

those expected to be invited to attend this conference are the leaders of both the Provisional and Reformed governments, certain mem- bern of the Central Executive and Supervisory Committees of the mintang, and members of political parties,

The value of goods exported in compensation to Turkey shall not exceed 80 per cent. of the value of goods exported in compensation from Turkey.

February 13, 1940.

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ZBW, 355 metres (845 k.c.) and 31.49 motres (9,520 kilo-cycles) "In England Now" And' in the evening.

Other London Relays

Radio Programme Broadcast by Z. B. W. on a Frequency of 845 kc's. and on Short Wave from 1-2.15 p.m. on 0.03 m.c.s per and 6-11 pm. second.

H. K. T. 12.13 p.m. Short Service of Inter- cesalon,

12.30 Henry Jacques and IIis Cor rect Dance Tempo Orchestra.

1.00 Local Time Signal and Wen- ther Report,

Scala's

1.03 Primo Scala's Accordeon Band with Les Allen (Vocal)Sho Came From Alsace Lorraine, Don't Save Your Smiles, Primo Accordeon Band with Vocal Refrain: Afraid to Dream, The Little Boy Latvia's Decision

That Santa Claus Forgot, Les Allen (Vocal) with Plano; If The Old River LONDON, Feb. 12 (Reuter) The Thames Were The Danube, Whoops Kustecision of the Latvian Government We Go Again, Prime Scala's Accor- to send a trade mission to London deen Band with Vocal Refrain; I'l ahortly is welcomed by the British Stand By, Les Allen and His Cona- nuthorities who have been desirous dian Bachelors with Novelty Accom- at adding the three Baltic states to paniment; Dear Little Boy of Mine, the list of neutral nations with whom Les Allen (Vocal) with Sidney Tere Britain is conducting special convert the Organ; Wooden Shoes, Frimo sallons to enlarge war-time trade. Scala's Accordeon Band with Vocal

other

Nazis Justify Ruthlessness

Britain's Control Of

Seas Blamed LONDON, Feb. 12 (British Wire less) Indications are growing that

In Germany to justify to the Ger man people the indiscriminate sink-

For Roosevelt? the need is being increasingly felt

Ambassador To Londoning of neutral shipping, of which

May Seok Nomination

victim

yes-

Apart from recorded programmes, the following items were broadenst over ZDW: Studio "Bee" 1; studio concerts 15; studio talks 19; local relays (Including Church services) 0: Daventry relays (including news) 90; Sunday evening epilogues 4; child- ren's concerts 4, and comments on current events from the studio 10.

ZEK broadcast the following items, besides recorded programmes; studio studio talks 10, and concerts 22; children's concerts D.

New licences issued during January were 034, while renewals of licences totalled 3,017,

Germans Are

Informed

News Of Wallos' Visit

Permitted In Berlin AMSTERDAM, Feb. 12 (Reu- ter). Nows of the proposed fourney of Mr. Sumner Welles, the U.S. Under Secretary of State, to Europe was allowed to 1.30 Reuter and Rugby Press appear in the German Press for ments.

the first time this morning.

Latvia now becomes the first of Refrain, these countries to send a trade mis- slon to London.

Having regard to the difficult posi- tion in which these countries And liemselves as between Germany and Russin, the Latvian Government's decision is regarded as most en- couraging,

U.S. Embargo Possibilities

342,357, tons have now fallen vict to enemy mines and submarines.

While Dr. Goebbels organization SPECIAL TO THE "TELEGRAPH"! claims that Germany is master of

the whole of the North Sea, the U.S. Senate Committee NEW YORK, Feb. 12 (UP) In a front page article in the "World- "Deutsche Allgemeine Zeltung" Telegram," Mr. J. Farley, the Post-terday sought to justify Nazi molhoda master General, is represented as of warfare against neutral ships by believing that President Roosevelt frank ctnfession that it is Britain't

for the control of the seas that justifier de does not intend to re-runt Presidency

international Inw.

The

A Staff Writer, George Morris, re- ports that Mr. Farley informed Pre- sident Roosevelt that he strongly opposed a third term and received a reply from the President which was regarded na un "assuranco that he would not be n candidate."

Kennedy For President?

SPECIAL TO THE "TELEGRAPH" ·

BOSTON, Feb. 12 (UP). The "Boston Post" Josepi Kennedy, United States Ambassador to London, "may enter the contest" for demo- cratic presidential nomination.

The paper said his friends have brought "powerful pressure" to bear

Said Wavering WASHINGTON,

Feb.

Weather Forecast and Announce

In all papers reaching Holland, the news is given in a single paragraph of five lines, well-hidden and without comment,

1.45 Mozart-Concerto in C Minor. Edwin Fischer (Plano) and The London Philharmonic Orchestra con- ducted by Lawrance Collingwood.

2.16 Close Down

German propagandists have ap- 6.00 Compositions of Ravel-parently waited to see how the rest Trols beaux oiseaux de Paradis, The of the world reacts before reacting Leon Vietti; Daphnis and Chloetery from somewhere in Germany. Lyons Mixed Chorus conducted by themselves.

Hiller is now back in the Chancel- Symphonique Suite, Walther Straram

tions

Bance of all the accepted tenets of the Senate Foreign Affaira Com-an's "The Pirates of Penzance." | Berlin, Paris and London were the

mys: newspaper

"As this

(UP),-A survey shows that mittee is increasingly against an Climbing, Over Rocky embargo on Japan Informed quarters predict that the ques- tion will be postponed or talled

after

of

extensive committee

The Times" says that President Roosevelt must clearly feel the need to obtain a view of the whole situa- tion from one reprezentative rather than from Individual ambassadors.

The paper welcomes the visit to London and Parls, and says that everything possible should be done for the mission as the Alles are satisfied that an impartial study is more valuable to their cause than

The

the

Orchestra conducted by Philippe It is reported that he has been ex- Gaubert; Piece En Forme D'Haba-amining the situation, but he has ap- ners. Joseph Szigeti (Violin) with parently experienced dimeulty in Niklinde Magaloff at the Piano;

making up his mind.

British Commant Jeux D'Eau, Alfred Cortot (Plano),

0.30 Closing Local Stock Quoin- LONDON, Feb. 12 (Reuter)-Pre- sident Roosevelt and the impending 12 6.32 Selections from Gilbers and trip of Mr. Sumner Welles to Home, Shall I Do?, Derek Oldham; subjects of comment in the British

Mountain, Press to-day. Nelle Briercüfte, Neille Walker' and means of modern war enables a state

Chorus of Girls: Stop, Ladies. Pray. to be master of her territorial waters

Nellie Briercliffe, Nellle

Walker, in nearly the same sense as she can

Derek Oldham and Chorus of Girls; be muster of her land territories, it

Oh! Is There Not One. Maiden Breast, Derek Oldham ari is impossible for Germany to ac-

Elsle Griffin and complish a blocitade or trade war debate.

Chorus of Girls: Oh Men of Dark Consideration of several bills will and Dismal Fate, George Baker and near to the England coast in accord- ence with prize law."

regin on Wednesday after the Senate Full Chorus; You May Go, for You're Neutral shipping Is compared by has voted on the Finnish Loan Bill at Liberty, Full Company; Now For the newspaper to a bus running be- and that to permit the $20,000,000 The Pirates Lair and When You Had tween the Maginot and Siegfried loan to China.

Left Our Pirate Fold, Derek Oldham, any sorter Guardian" feels) Lines.

Twenty-three are on the committee, Peter Dawson Finding that "this thought

and Dorothy Gill Bot

which 12, including Senator introduces quite a new conception of International law," It pleads for the Connally, are against an embargo, way, way! My Heart's On Fire that there is no reason for believing

Derek

Oldham and that President, Roosevelt is angling Dorothy Gill evolution of a new code to replace although some would switch quickly Peter Dawson; All Is Prepared! and for In an effort to persuade him to be-all existing international laws, and if Japan

"Newb unnecessarily affronted Stay, Fredric, Stay! Elsie Griffin and

Chroniction, while come a candidate.

says that it is highly de- designed, it would appear, to give them. Seven from the remainder, Derek Oldham.

sirable that neutral countries should legal authorlly to ruthlessness. including Senator Piltman, are in

favour of reprisals, while ar 7.00 & Light Spanish Programme. bo planning and thinkinties shou

Seven Popular Spanish Songs, Con If President Roosevelt can marshal cluding

Senator Vandenberg are un-chita Supervia (Mezzo Soprano) with the neutral world for a constructive decided on the question.

Plano Accomp. by Frank Marshall; effort even while the guns are roar- Senator Sherman Minton says that Puerta De Tierra--Bolero, Aragoning, he will be doing vital work for the proposal will be enacted on a safe Fantasia, Orquesta Sevilla: Torna civilisation, the paper concludes. margin, while Senator Van Nuys, who Piccina,

Tito Schipa (Tenor) with is opposed to the measure, conceded Orchestra; Cordoba, Evocacion,

"AT- its passage but predicted 30 votes thur Rubinstein (Piano); El Adios- against Senator Elbert Thomas who Tango, Paclencia-Tango, Orquesta but single nation applying an Refrain. had stated, "I am opposed to picking Tiplea Francisco Canaro with Vocal embargo, which would drive Japan into the arms of Russia and leave

don Relay—The Nawa. 7.30 London Russin free to do whatever she wants

8.00 Local Timo Signal, Weather Report and Announcements. In Europe."

8.03 Saint-Saens-Concerto In G-Fishing Coble Bombed Even opponents of the measure ̃be-

Minor, Op.

Greet lnost conslant session since the out-lieve that the President does not need

22-Arthur De break of

The staffs of the it since he has suficient powers

(Piano) and New Symphony Orches- commercial sections of the Embassies. through tariff control to impose conducted

by Sir Landon Ronald. of the countries concerned have been penalties it. It seems desirable.

8.28 Compositions of Bibellus. LONDON, Feb. 12 (British Wire- Berceuse, Musette from King Chris-less)-In a recent speech the Prime doubled, and even trebled, in con- nection with his work.

Letter To Roosevelt

tian Suite, Royal Opera House Or Minister declared that the Nazi raids NEW YORK, Feb. 12-A letter to chestra; Stockholm; Hunoresque, fon British fishing vessels are

and the war but murder. The justice of this President Roosevelt signed by 50 Henri Temianka (Violin) educators,

clergymen and public Temlanka Chamber Orchestra; Fin- officials, including the President's Inndin-Tone Poem, Op. 20, No. accusation, says the "Yorkshire Post,

other, urging the President to re- Sir Thomas Beecham conducting the of sharply revented by news to-day

Philharmonic

contemptible attack by German move Japan from the most favoured London

Orchestra; planes on a tiny fishing coble off the nation status has been made public. Flickan Kom Ifran Sin

Alsklings Yorkshire coast. The letter urges the cessation of Mote, Sav, Sav, Susa, Op. 30, No. 4,

Two fishermen and a boy were out American participation in Japan's Marlen Anderson (Contralto) with in this boat when two Nazi planes aggression and the application of Plano: Karelia Suite--Alla Marcle, swooped down and tried both penalties provided in the Tariff Act Symphony Orchestra cond. by Robomb and machine-gun 1930 against Japan's exports.

hurt Kajanus.

Roosevelt Assailed SPECIAL TO THE "TELESRAPH” NEW YORK, Feb, 12 (UP).—In a hundred Lincoln Day speeches in various parts of the country to-day the Republican Party assailed Pre- sident Roosevelt and the New Deul. Thomas E. Dewey, Manhattan's District Attorney and himself a No- publican presidential

In a specch Portland, Oregon, told a packed audience that under the New Deal the productive plant and equipment has been "running down at heel," at the rule of a thousand inillion dollars a year.

American

prese Civil Auditorium ut

Quoting Abraham Lincoln, Mr.

Dewey said: "The House is divided against itself and cannot stand."

In his speech at Omaha, Nebraska, former Repubilean President Herbert Hoover asserted that unemployment was the outstanding problem in the United States,

Rejecting the theory that unem- ployment was a chronic diecane Mr. Hoover said that the solution of the problem lay simply in the transforma

tion of Government spending to national thrift, which would turn away class conflict and disunity and, In addition, assure the United States being kept out of wars.

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The question has been asked whe- ther the visit of Dr. Clodius, the Ger- man economic expert, is connected in any way with the suspension, Dr. Clodius expects to remain in Rome for another week.

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Sweden Shows Deep. Concern

STOCKHOLM, Feb. 12 (Reu- French press agrees that the vote of ter)-Deep concern at the heavy condence in the Clovernment, passed toll on Swedish shipping as a Saturday, is a complete answer to result of the Nazi campaign is by the Chamber of Deputies on

Nazl efforts to spilt French unity. becoming increasingly. evident.

"Le Matin" anys that the vote was A. Swedish news agency reports more than a personal success for M. that 34 ships, one-twentieth of Daladier. It was also proof that the Sweden's total tonnage, have been Chamber of Deputies to worthy by lost by German action since the be- the high level of the debate and ginning of the war.. patriotic enthusiasm of the final voterį“ "Swedish shipping lenders aro in- sisting that the Government ind

them. All and The application of such penalties 9.00 Vaughan Williams-Serenade they could do was to crouch

make for shore. Once their boat was would make Japan feel the moral to Masie-Sir Henry Wood con blown clean out of the water by the condemnation of the American people ducting the B.B.C. Orchestra, Soloists, explosion of a bomb. in her illegal acts which do not justify Baillie, S. Allen, E. Suddaby, E. the invasion of China..

No Object Turner, M. Balfour, A. Desmond, M. "Barbarous Countries"

Attacks such as these enn have no Drunskill, M. Jarred, H. Nasli, W. WASHINGTON, Feb, 12 (UP) Henderson, R. Easton, E. Williams, pleasure preying me aadistic Widdop, P. Jones, F. Titterton, R. object but sheer frightfulness. Nazi

must get the

upon helpless Asher- Relay--News Sun-men as their Gestapo colleagues in

torturing Poles, Czechs and Jews. a heavy sterling debt payment said it would be perfectly justifiable

London Relay-"Cards on Such a story brought home by our in London during the next few to stop buying their goods or selling the Table"

own Yorkshire shermen is a crush- years, according to reports then any American goods as done by 9.45 Reginald Foort at the Organ, ing reply to the excuses offered by reaching London to-day.

Individual citizens or groups. No-By The Blue Hawallon Water German newspapers that British fish- body could claim that it would con- Selection, The Vision of Fuji-San- ing boats are armed to Drht Nazi tralis must redeem or convert about nct of the Government would be in- Hunt Ball,

During the next eight years Ausstitute an unfriendly act versure no Selection, A Day's Hunting, At The raiders and that attacks on them are, therefore, honourable and legitimate. £50,000,000 sterling in debts, includ-volved.

10.00 Variety with Renate Muller,What arms had these two men ing £18,500,000 falling due before the end of 1943. She has sold her oppose legislation authorising

The Senator further said he would "Fats" Waller Tezzio O'Shea, a schoolboy? A boathook? wool clip to the Unlied Kingdom-President to impose embargoes, on

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chestra Just Because I Lost My apart from the small proportion the ground that it might tend to draw Heart To You, To-day I Feet needed by Australian mills which the United States towards war, but Happy, Rennte Muller means she will receive £50,000,000 he said there can be no complaint with Two Pianos and Violin;

(Soprano) sterling in proceeds this year, com- against moral embargoes,

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Selection, New Mayfair Orchestra: TOKYO, Feb. 13 (Reuter)-mIt is The Moon Remembered

But You announced that the Japanese Govern- Forgot "Hutch" (Leslie Hutchinson); ment has requested the Netherlands "Twenty Million Sweethearts" Selec Government to open conversations SPECIAL TO THE "TELEGRAPH" ton, New Mayfair Orchestra.

with the view to revision of the TOKYO, Feb. 13 (Domel)--The| 10,30 Dance Musio, 11.00 Landon Helky--"In England and Judicial

ConciliationNYK. line announces that it will revive the Far Eastern service to Naval Roting

Japan has taken steps to laminate and Mr. E. G. the agreement on August 11 owing to the "necessity of making technical ad- Juments, but earnestly desires a revision and co seusion of the now tenty before the present trusty is In- villdard.

Most of this Bum must be rem patriated lo pay. growers for their wool, but the Commonwealth govern- ment plans to leave in London the difference between receipts for the. old cilp and receipts for the

new.

It present plans to sell merino wool nt. high prices succeeds then the Commonwealth's sterling surplus will considerably excood £11,000,000,-

FURTHER PROOF OF STRENGTH

MISS HO TUNG VICTIMISED

Miss Ho Tung, daughter of Sir Robert Ho Tung, was the victim of

a particularly daring theft last night, Now."Talks by a as a result of which, in addition to from H.MS. Ajax losing an overcoat and a Jersey, Johnson, a Jeweller in Wartime, valued at $80, a window of her -

11.10 Close Down man car was smashed.

Miss Ho Tung parked the car near Alhamban Theatre, Kowloon,

tho

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During her absento an unknown person smashed a brick through the window and extracted the overcont and jersey.

WELLINGTON, Feb.-12. (Reuter), Announcing the arrival of the Anzace in Egypt, the Hon. Mr. Peter Fraser, Minister of Marine, said that the Royal Navy has again deman- strated its protective strength in the An Hlustrated lecture on "Western safe conveyance of troops from Em-Australia" will be given by Prof. W. pire out-posts: The troops were Brown to-morrow at 8.30 p.m. in escorted by British, Austrailan and Room K of the Hongkong University, New Zealand warships,

All interested are welcome.

Treaty of ement.

denunciation of the Treaty has no It is emphasised that Japan's political move."

During Last Month

Actual hours of transmission by the Hongkong Broadcasting Studio YANGTSE OPENING during January 'totalled 440, of which 2234 were devoted to Euro- SHANGHAI, Feb., 12 (UP)-Wong pean programmes (2DW)-67% in Ching-wol's "China News Agener the morning and 100 in the evening reports that the Yangtze River is and 217 to Chinese programmes expected to be re-opened on March (ZEK)-03 in the morning and 155 1.

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