NANCY
MAYOR NANCY --- I CAUGHT DIS GUY CROSSIN' D' STREET WITHOUT LOOKIN' UP AN' DOWN FOIST!
I SENTENCE HIM TO TWO
HOURS IN JAIL!
Wednesday,
HEY, MAYOR ---- IF YOU'LL LET ME OUT I'LL TREAT YA
TO A
SODA!
HONGKONG TELEGRAPH
OH, I CAN'T--- THE LAW IS THE LAW--
ER-- BUT THAT SODA DOES SOUND
PRETTY GOOD!
November 1, 1939.
By Ernie Bushmiller
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The Great Antiseptic, Healing Ointment,
Plea For
Federation
Women's Auxiliary Units Cross Channel
World Unity Sought KHAKI GIRLS ARE
By Professor
A vigorous plea for efforts to build
up a world federation was made by
Professor Nicholas Murray Butler, of i Columbia University, in an address
ist
Southampton
states Reuter.
+
(Long Island),
A doctrine of rational sovereignty. unsound and Upth he said. Wak
dingernus.
"Constituted as they are, human beings in control of the administra- limp of Governments that claim to he sovereign will be constantly at war.
"From such a situation as this there are but two paths of seape. The one is Hiversal world domination by a single Government, The German · Reichfuehrer has it plainly in mind."
backgrounds
BEHIND
Germans Dine on Stewed Fruit
IN a "broadcast to the house: raf. wife," the German radio Bul different national history, language, and social suggests the following menus experience made any such form for the first three days of the
as the ancient Empire builders sought a purely in-week: iginary aim.
world unification
MONDAY-Breakfast: Mall coffee, The alternative was a world-wide wholemeal bread: apple turt, pre-f application of the federal principle inpared with windfalls. Lunch: Elder. 01 the more berry suup; hot-pot, prepared with which the Influence populous and richer people would be apple, potatoes, and white cabbage. Dinner: Potatoes, with horse-radish limited.
salad: one slice of bread and su- Forms Of Government
sage. why these "There is no
TUESDAY-Breakfast: Flour soup: States which are called totalitarian bread and Tat. Lunch: should not be Included in such led with bread, potatoes with purs- a federal union, provided they willey: carrot salud. Dinner: Pudding crase striving to extend their areas with stewed pears and bilberrys.
WEDNESDAY.-Breakfast: "Ger- and their control by force, and will accept hommestly and completely the man" ten; wholemeal bread with beans, carrots, potatoes, and bacon. Concern with Dinner:
THE
War Office Banned Crossword
news-
THE War Office have banned the sending of some crossword puzzles to Dominion
And Mr. S. Storcy. papers. Conservative M.P. for Sunder- land, wants to know why.
He is to ask War Minister Mr. Hore-Belisha why the War Office refuse to allow the transmission, by a reputable news agency in this country. of the puzzles, which had been passed by the Ministry of Information censorship.
Cucumbers TRIED TO PART BARMAN'S HAIR
DART
principies upon which such a federal jam. Lunch: llot-pot, consisting of WITH
unlon a built.
if only it keeps is word and respects SYNTHETIC FAT
Its international, au federal obliga
tions."
"It is true," he
LINE
From "WALTER G. FARR Somewhere in France.
ASSURANCE TO JAPAN
Tokyo.
An assurance that the chal- longing of Japanese merchant vessels by British warships was not intended as a discourtesy was given by Capt. D. N. C. Tufnell, British Naval Attache, to-day, according to the Domei Agency. Y special permission of Japanese newspapers had asserted the French High Com-neutrality, in the Europen war the mand I have to-day toured juction of challenging their ships was
not understood. the region in France where "Japun is at a loss to understand British troops now are-the this behaviour on the part of the British," the "Nichi Nichi Shimbun" wrote, referring to two Japanese ships area that the French
DIT Wakayama and the other near Naga- call "the zone of the Eng-which had been stopped, une lish."
BY
NOW
For 12 hours I have watched the framework of the British Laking Expeditionary Force
This normally quiet shape. French town from which I am sending my despatch is full of activity.
that
kaki.
as Jupan hnd
declared her
Capt, Tufnell said that euch netion, though it may naturally serm strange to the Japanese, is not intended in any
The British? way against Japan."
lips, he added, were near Japanese waters only for the purpose of curry- out ordinany patrol duty, which being conducted all over the
world."
"The cladlenging of Japanese mer- Its street are packed with ebant vessels is not intended as a should not look on it In this light. British troops. British 'planes discourtesy against Japan, and Japan ||circle overhead. Long columnsThis action is only to ascertain if of British motorised units are the ships really are Japanese and not moving along the country lanes. German ships in disguise.
"Our ships are near Japanese The Arst contingents of British waters solely for patrol duty to inter- in these waters, either on their way to Japan or leaving."
women's oustilar units are here cept why German ships that may be
100, looking spruce and eficient in Already Tour Women's Army chiefs have com- pleled plans for establishing boses for the duration,
their well-cut uniforms.
Here they are walking down the Stewed fruit; wholemeal THAT he tried to part a bur-
man's hair in the middle main street of the town doing what "We need have no the form of Government which any bread and junket.
with a dart for a joke was women always do-war or no war- independent people adopts for itself
stated by Henry George Warren enjoying an afternoon's shopping.
This tall woman, with a grave face ANOTHER speaker tried to allay (41), of Wakelin House, Sebbon Before the Great War the civilised the fears of housewives on the Street, Islington, who was sen- and short hair, is commandant of une said, "that the tenced to three months' im- of our important auxiliaries. In one world seemed for on the way to-use of synthetic fat.
bought for tea. In the other, three wards becoming a world in which the
starting-point of the production of prisonment ut North London hand she carries some cakes she has
court for wounding large pockets of French shampoo. principles of democracy ruled.
Talk With Hands "When the Great War came, Pre-synthetic fals is paraffin, but this police sident Wilson's famous phrase. A undergoes such a transformation that Thomas Mahoney, na, barman.
Warren thrown dart at Malfoncy war to make the world safe for the result is a fat of extreme purity. universally! "The new synthetic "fat" "is" com- democracy, was almost accepted as both the explanation and pletely tasteless and odourless, but it
Tommies and French-soldicas. stupendous can be used very well for frying
festernise in the streets. Not a word
of that Justification struggle. The contradictory and un-potatoes," hoppy result is now so obvious as to need no comment."
Love Laughs
At Frontiers
TRADE PUSH
and pierced his left check at the Crown und Anchor public house,
nasses
between them. as neither Cross Street, Islington.
Mahoney said that Warren come speaks the other's language. They to the counter and asked for a glass talk with their hands. told that they of angostura. He was
Marching Into the town come ERMAN salesmen are appearing did not sell it and another barman
beef. from England--bully in large numbers in Scandina- named Martin remarked in a low squads of "Tommies." Lorrylands of cheese, onions, and the rest-come. vien countries. So eager are they to voice: "He must be drunk, asking stores gel business that they are under-1 for angostura."
Warren replied: "I will let you see pouring into the camps. cutting their rivals' prices by from
cent. But whether I am drunk or not,'
At that big hotel you see faces of 10 per cent. to 20 per
George Martin said he saw Warren they are getting very few orders Belgian Customs owing to public feeling against them, throw a dart, but did not know"Tommies" at practically every win- electrical whether he was throwing it at the dow. It has been requisitioned for Slemens, the German and gendarmes fuzed kwards benevolently at a frontier Ineldent concern, are promising Immediate board or not. He then saw Maloney use as one of the English military
delivery, which was impossible be-pull the dort out of his face.
Warren's defence was that he in- near Tourcoing,
Pierre de les Peaux. 21-year-old fore the war.
While German women cannot buy tended to part Martin's hair "for a He now realised it was an French Air Force pilot, stretched a
· pennil, Reich joke." hand across the border into Belgium. clothes without
Twenty-year-old Marie Kattolu, of salesmen abroad are offering wo extremely foolish thing to de Belgium, took the hand. And with- men's clothes at ridiculously low ont leaving their own conn!rles the prices. iwo were married.
FRENCH and
Regulations had forbidden them to NAZIS LOSE ORDERS
teave their own countries, but when the ceremony was over, Marle. was able to step into France and join heri husband.
COMING SHORTLY TO THE
KING'S
HORRORI
CHILLSI
MYSTERY!
SIR ARTHUR 'CONAN DOYLE'S adventures of Sherlock Holmes ba the moorl
THE HOUND
OF THE
BASKERVILLES
with
RICHARD GREENE BASIL RATHBONE
Shockb]
WENDY BARRIE NOGTR BRENCE - LIGNEL, ATWELL 104 Wa
A 30 Contury-Fax Pidurs
CHILE and Argentina, says the
Moscow radlo, have decided to give no more orders to Germany for railway material. Instead the orders will go to the United States.
Aged Hiker Makes Good
SKEGNESS, Scotland.
As thousands cheered, Charles W. Hart, 74, of London. staggered into' Skegness the other day at the end of a 170-mile non-stop walk from Liverpool. He started at 3.30 am, on Friday and, walking throughout three days and two nights, reached its destination at 4.15 p.m. Sunday-Gi hours after he started.
Red Tape Becomes White
centres.
"All English drinks and bacon and RS sold here," says the sign at the next-door cafe. The Union Jack and Tricolour font side by side over the building.
toor
a
As we drive away from the town. the guard stops us, and with a clatter of British column and motorised units flesh by.
roud the We have just time phrase chalked on one of the lorries,
Let's get at 'em now."
to
MELBOURNE, Australia (UP), To avoid the bad, psychological ef- feet of jokes about red tape" on officials now engaged in the defence scheme, the Australian Defence Do partment has officially abolished it. Henceforth all documents will be liede come in an airport. There, spread across the flying ground, are with white tupo.
British "planer.
EASTERN YOUTH IS IN THE MODE
SOME of the party of Tur kili students now visiting Lon- don, velilors and (mostly) hat- less, lirten intently while the conductor explains the route from Kearingion to Kew Gar- dens,
Farther along-1 must not say how
This cheerful army. ta mazing many times faster thun in 1914. 1
action confident prepares for
ultimate victory.
JOURNALIST EXPELLED
Kovno.
of
Mr. Donakt Day, correspondent of
the Chicago Tribune, has been ex- pelled from Lithuania.
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