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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, AUGUST、 6, 1988.
This WAS A
Close Shave YOU'VE heard of narrow
shaves. Mr. Charles In- glis, hairdresser, had one- and it wasn't given to a cus- tomer.
Mr. Inglis was shaving a man in his shop at Luton when he saw 3ft. snake wriggle into the shop.
It raised its head and pre- pared to strike at Mr. Inglis. But he got his blow in first- with a broom, with which he pinned it to the floor.
While a customer held the broom Mr. Inglis severed the snake's head with a pair of Scissors.
The snake is thought to have been imported in a crate delivered to the fruiterer's next door.
Rae Collet, the eight-year-old Alm star who took part in the cabaret at the Tennis Ball held ald of the School for the Blind. Swiss Cottage. at Grosvenor House, Park-lone.
35 Films To
Cost £6,000,000
HIRTY-FIVE big films, to cost £0,000,000, will be made in TEngland and California between now and next March
by United Artists.
These films, it was announced at a banquet given to United Artists' stall In London, will Include a life of Bu- dolph Valentino, the greatest male ex- ponent of "sex-uppeal," who died in 1020.
:
Will
Other
inclixte productions Wuthering Heights," "Transatlantis Fight." new versionia of Conan Doyle'n "Lost World," A. P. Herbert's "Water Olpsies," "Beon Bruzamel," "The Man In the Iron Mark" and the Victorian novel. Robbery Under Arms," with Margaret Bullayan and Brian Aherne.
All the technicolour productions of the company, including many short pictures. are to be made here at the Denham studios.
Heltet, the famous concert vinlinlat, we make his screen debut in "The EN new star, who Dark Age," an will be exploited in four pictures. 15 Andren Leeds, the brunette who has al ready made a great impression with British audieners in "Stage Door" and "The Goldwyn Follies." P. L. M.
These Fires Must "Be
On The Level”
OAKHAM Fire Brigade, Rut-
land, has been ordered by its council not to attend local fires except at Langham, a village two miles away.
The explanation given is that the engine is not strong enough to "take" hills. The road to Langham is flat all
the way.
One councillor describes the engine ns "a humorous piece of furniture.”
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"HOW D'YE DOIT?
HAVE YOU DISCOVERED THE FOUNTAIN OF
PERPETUAL YOUTH?
PRAISING A MAN FOR HIS GOOD LOOKS. HEALTH AND VIGOR-EVEN IF HE'S FALLING APART-15 -ONE WAY TO MAKE
A FRIEND
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THERE MUST BE SOME WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS
WITH TRAFFIC POLICEMEN, BUT WE
HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET,
COMPLIMENTING A LADY ABOUT HER..
HAT IS ALWAYS GOOD--NO MATTER
IF IT IS A MESS-TELL HER IT'S "ADORABLE AND THAT YOU
*JUST LOVE IT.”*
SOME MEN USE THE WINK TO
MAKE FRIENDS... SOMETIMES IT WORKS SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T.
NORMAN LYND.
THE POLITICIAN MAKES FRIENDS WITH THE OLD OIL: ABOUT
"THIS GATHERING OF INTELLIGENT AND ENLIGHTENED CITZENS-MEN WHO ARE THE BACKBONE OF THE NATION.
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VIGNETTES OF LIFE
By J. NORMAN LYND
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HOW COCKEYED THEY ARE,
DONT CORRECT PEOPLE... IF THEY SAY, "I DONE IT, -LET IT GO AND TO BE
JOCIABLE. YOU CAN SAY,
"I SEEN IT
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