THE HONGKONG
IT ALL DEPENDS
HOW OLD
YOU
At 18
That you should never pay an undeserved com- pliment.
That one ought to live on love and cold water.
That a week-end in the snow le a real holiday.
That actors nre wonder- ful men.
That her little drens- maker mukes frocks.
lovely
That bridge la u boring pastime for others.
That on extra half-crown would settle everything.
That a garden is inade to walk in moonlight.
That it's natural to be Alio.
That a man in attracted by beauty.
That a good ineal is not worth the money.
That a baby is a rather ugly doll.
That IL car should be fast.
That everything is fine, because they love ench other.
That olt age doesn't exit.
That happinery is some- thing one gets.
When it rains, she takes her macintoshi,
That soon she will meet the dream, of her life.
ARE
YOU
At 23
THINK
That you should some- umes pay an undeserved compliment.
That one could live on love and cold water.
That week nt St. Moritz la real holiday.
That pilots are wonder- ful men.
That her dressmaker Is expensive, but indis- pensable,
That bridge in a boring pastime,
....
--
That another £1 would settle everything.
That pre can pick flowers in a garden,
That it'a vasy to De silm.
That a man is attracted by elegance,
Thrill agreeable.
JL
good meni Is
Wint 2 Inly Iso 150 inanding being.
That a car should ink smart.
That everything is Ane. because he loves her.
That our doesn't get old unless one wants to.
That happiness is some- thing one shares.
When I rains, she takes her umbrella,
That soon she will meet the dream of her life.
At 35
That you often have to pay undeserved compil- inent.
That one can't live on love and cold water.
That a month in the South of France is a real holiday.
some
That there are wonderful business-wen.
Thol her shoemaker ought to Invent chil- dren's shoes which don't went out.
That bridge is a great rezuuree against bore. dom.
That another £10 would settle everything.
That i garden is useful for children to play in.
That it's difficult to be Blizni.
That a traz is attracted by intelligence.
That L good ment 139 fattening.
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baby la a de- manding belug.
774 ። car should be roomy.
That everything is fine. beenise Ble loves him
That one gets oki quick- ty.
That happiness is sorne- thing we exchanges.
When it rains, she takes her car.
That soon she will meet the dream of her life.
THIS CURIOUS WORLD By William
Forguson
FROM WHAT' POINT ON EARTH CAN A MAN WALK 100 MILES NORTH,
100 MILES EAST AND 100 MILES SOWTH... AND FIND HIMSELF BACK AT THE
STARTING
PLACE?
ANSWER TOMORROW.
COPR, 1919 WY NEA SERVICE, INC.
The SHADBUSH GOT ITS NAME FROM THE INDIANS BECAUSE IT, "BLOSSOMS WHEN THE SHAD SWIM UP THE
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SCIENTISTS
FROM OVER, THE WORLD HAVE TRÁVELED THOUSANDS OF MILES TO THE SOUTH ATLANTIC OCEAN FOR THE FOUR-. MINUTE TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE TO BE STAGED
THERE ON MAY 29TH.
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DUE to the limited duration of total eclipsen, selentists travel from far and wide to avail themselves of the few minutes when they may study the sun's corona while its face is blocked out by the moon. The coming eclipse may be seen in totally only in the South Orkney and South Georgia Islands,
ALLEY OOP
HERE! WHAT'S ALL THIS FUSS ABOUT?
_AW, THIS DRIZZLE-FACE
GOT TOUGH, SO
I LAID ONE ON, HIS WHISKERS AN' STUFF!
YAH, AN' IF
IT HADN'T BEEN U FOR YOU GUYS,I'D A-BUSTED IM
RIGHT BACK!
SATURDAY, JUNE, 25, 1988.
HOW IT BEGAN Berdanier
TELEGRAPH,
ON
At 50
That no compliment is ever really deserved.
That some crazy people talk of living on love and cold water.
That a cruise is a real holiday.
That men are no more wonderful than woment.
That her furrier ought to let her have furs cheap.
That bridge in Indis pensable for hostesses.
That a shilling is A shilling, after all,
That a garden ought to supply fruit and vege- tables.
That il's not worth being alim.
That a man is attracted by the woman who loves Him
That after a nood meal there's always some- thing left over.
That a baby in a pretty doll,
Thut a Car should be well-sprung.
That everything is fine. beenase they really love each other.
That one learns to get old.
That happiness is sorne- thing one gives,
When it rains, she stays at home.
That soon she will meet the dream of her life.
BARBS
AN Inventor has discovered that
friction can be used as a sub- stitute for domestic fuel. Now why doesn't somebody discover a substitute for domestic friction?
•
Uruguay is one nation in a'mii- lion these days. The sign on that country's consulate fu Philadel phia was stolen a while ago, and nobody has been able to think of
a reason for it yet. •
A factory in California burned down the other day while two women monopolized a telephone line that should have been used for calling the fire department. That makes one factory and a large assortment of cars that were burning at the time.
'Hitler's safe in allowing the notes of the Liberty Bell to be heard in coming symphony concert. He knows nobody'd recognize them by this time.
Cows escaped recently from a run-away freight train in Colo- rado, and the funny thing is that nobody thought of the obvious solution the one hanging on the front of the engine.
(Copyright, 1938, NEA Bervice, Inc.)
STARCH
MRS. ANNE TURNER, AN ENGLISH SORCERESS WHO WAS CONDEMNED TO DEATH FOR POISONING SIR THOMAS OVERBURY, INVENTED THE YEL- LOW STARCH WHICH STIFFENED THE RUFFS OF ARISTOCRATIC CLOTHING. HER DISCOVERY LED TO THE MODERN WHITE STARCH SO ESSENTIAL TO MODERN LAUNDRIES.
GREAT SUMMER
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