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THE HONGKONG
TELEGRAPH.
FRIDAY, JULY
16.
1937.
Rain, Rain,
GO AWAY!
St. Swithin's day,
QUNSETTLED
If ye do ratu,
For forty days it
will remaist;
St. Swithin's day.
an te be fair, For
mair,
forty doys
rain пас
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RAVELLERS are fond of explaining to us how im- portant a part Rumour plays in the national life
of China, Rumour which is sud- denly and unexpectedly present in its ancient walled cttles.
Except for odd examples of this phenomenon, such as the the persistent hearsay, at beginning of the Great War, of Russian soldiery passing through England, our daily papers prevent us from too easy an acceptance of unconfirmed reports.
Towards our own traditional superstitions we remain, how- ever, still remarkably credulous, We nil, for instance, continue to observe the weather conditions on St. Swithin's Day with a lively attention.
Was
THE HUMAN RACE I!kes nothing better than to connect the wayward movements of the natural world with experiences of its own inti- mate life, and some such move undoubtedly at work in its identification of the central day of the month of July-for long assumed to be meteorologi- cally prophetic-with the moving of the bones of the famous Win- chester bishop to their ceremonial shrine.
This event took placa on July 15. A.D. 971, exactly one hundred and eight years after St. Swithin had been buried at his own uncon- ventional request on the north side of the church "under the caves- droppings."
8 Bwithin appears to have been a practical-minded but un- usually rilous Eaxon prelate with little love of personal display.
HE LEFT ALL military and foreign-
affairs to Bishop Aletan, whose episcopal stool
was at Sherborne, St. Swithin himself serving King Ethelwulf in quieter ways, by accompanying the litils Alfred,
SPANKING IS NECESSARY
By A FATHER
A recent article on the punishment
by
Llewelyn
POWYS
"England's darling," to Rome; by building a bridge of stone
tlic
alasi Itchen; and,
over
that any such notion should ever have entered his hend, by invent- Ing the tithe system, a polite de-
which vice by
n professional priesthood, without embarrass- ment to itself and sitting fat by the Are. could dip and dip again into the pockets of the sweating lalty,
It chances often enough that the date of the old prelato's translation does in actual fact Inaugurate a rainy spell.
I used to observe this even in the days of my childhood, for the birthday of my companion- brother was on St. Swithin's Day. and twenty to one if his hayfield plenic did not herald the first bad thunderstorm of the summer with the breaking up of the weather through the Dog-days and the August holidays.
The Fifteenth of July is a bod time for a wet spell, because in England a great deal of hay is likely to be lying out during that week, and wlid weather means for the farmer the hasty tossing and turning of swathes in the day and at night the tossing and turning from anxiety of his own row bones,
mar-
SOME RASCALLY toss-pots of antiquity, wishing to use
the good bishop as a stalking horse for shameless boozing, must needs raise the cry that St. Swithin was a drunken blahop.
It is true enough that in the old days in Somerset when the sun was pricking hot the men in the felds could whiff up a drop or two of their famous cider during Bwithin's week.
They used to keep
great called earthenware jars of it, "owls," under tall hedgerow elms, where all was cool as in a cellar.
Indeed, if you pass through any Somerset village during these July
"Here Comes the Sun!"
days you will find the air between the roofs of thatch heady with the fermented Juice of the apple! Beer and cidert simple drinks for an honest folk.
Let the gin drinkers bide in towns. "Drunk for a penny and dead drunk for twopence," as the
tavern
signs of Wapping-old- Stairs used to brag in the Eight- eenth Century)
Why, even the Blahops down in Somerset compose poetry in cele- bration of alo. Take, for example, this verse written by John Stil, who was Bishop of - Bath and Wells during Queen
Elizabeth's reign.
"And Tib, my wife, that as her life Loveth well good ale to seck, Fult oft drinks the till we moy ste The tears run down her check: Then doth she trout to me the botol, Even as a matt-worm should, And saith, Sweet heart, I took my
part
Of this jolly good ale and old,
"Back and side go bare, do bare: Both foot and hand go cold; But belly, God send thee good ala
enough,
Whether it be new or old."
But in wet weather or in fine weather, what supreme weeks are those that stand on each sido of St. Swithin's Day-the kernel of
STORIES ABOUT LOVERS
THE
TH
common expression, "falling who said of his wife that the peace suggests something of God came into his life when he love," accidental or unexpected, and this married her, and of Willem Ewart element provides much of the Gladstone, whose love for Catherine which is associated with Glynne, and hers for him retained its brightness through long years to the end.
romance
the subject.
When Lord Salisbury, the famous Victorian statesman, was having a struggle for a living as a second son,
of children was of much interest to me as a parent,
One has to develop a chilid's "bet- ter nature" by pointing out good from evil. At
an early age one has opt simple methods of imparting it small country church. He
Information methods which charmed by the organ music, and
to adopt
this
But there is another side, it should
he one day sauntered aimlessly into be remembered.
Was
will impress the young. unformed waited to express his thanks to the
mind. The methods which I favour do not differ much from those em- ployed by the average dog-owner in training his pet.
A puppy learns to behave itself by being made to realise that mla- behaviour has painful consequences, A strop used at the right time, and in not too forcible a manner, is the best schoolmaster for the little animal. And I have yet to meet the dog which, after having grown into maturity, cherishes an a decorous
will at ila master for chastising its early Indiscretions.
The Enfant Terrible
be
•
musician,
Iris wife.
and that was how he got
their
Not n few go out to seek fate, looking for a lover. Coventry Patmore, in his "Angel of the House,” makes one any.
"Though matches are all made in
heaven, they say,
Yet Hymen, who mischief oft
hatches, Sometimes deals with the house
L'other side of the way,
Lucifer And then they are
matches." One man made a remark which suggested that he did not give heaven the credit in his case. His friends knew him as a great lover of cham- years after he had pagne. Some I never went to ball or fete Or show, but in pursult express astonished his chums by entering Into marriage, a friend was with him Of my predestined mate." There have been some great loves at dinner, and observed and lovers. We think of Tennyson, passed the champagne,
"I confess
that he
After the ladies had left the "diningroom, he ventured to ask the reason for this abstinence, "Oh!" was the reply, "never again! It was after a bottle of champagne that I proposed."
The
must congregation
have smiled when, on the first Sunday after his marriage Andrew Bonar announced these lines of the 18th Psalm to be sung:
In many respects, children can
non existent-or rather ened to puppies. They derive an apparently Atholy delight from doing the wrong undeveloped better nature and re- king. They are naturally untidy, sorted to the old-fashioned method dare naturally strong-willed, of applying a strap to the appro- ley do not respect private property, priate part of his anatomy.
My points against sparing the rod last week my little son threw guest's gloves into the fire, and might be summed up as follows:
a sense of One gurglingly announced his crime to
cannot instil
into children the shocked household. He will not social responsibility commit this indiscretion again-my with mere platitudes. They must be atrap has seen to thatł
Armly handled.
When words are not backed up with physical punishment, children begin to disregard such pleas, re- Children delight in making people cognising the truth of the old Scot- awkward with their disconcerting tish saying, that "Sticks and stones utterances. Some parents merely will break my bancs, but words they smile when their little son and heir canne hurt me."
An infant mind is not sufficient- aittiounces that the vialtor has
developed buck teeth." They forget that, al- niceties of a situation. Actions speak
not allo-
alto- louder than words, so far as children though the description gether lacking sincerity, the per- are concerned, and that is why I am
bellover in gentle doses of that old son who happens to possess physical features does not always fashioned corrective, the strap.
4. One must let a child realise relish the light of publicity which a child's tongue can turn upon him. who really is master in the house. My boy was accustomed to making Otherwise, children are opt to deve many rude observations of this type lop egotistical impressions of their I see it, please?" until I stopped appealing to his own Importance.
these
3.
got a
"Unto me happily the lines In pleasant places fell; Yea the Inheritance I got In beauty doth excell One day a man of the slow type was seized with a coughing fit, and excused himself by saying that he had got a bit of grit in his throat. Her answer was meant to be stimu- jour you ghould swallow it, for
need it in your system.” One young man had nerve enough in all conscience, for when he her father about courting his daugh ter, the father sald, "Yes, sir, the man who marries my daughter will get a prize, I can tell you." To which the youth made answer, "May
F.-J. 8,
you
saw
the nut, the core of the apple, the heart of the year!
Now is the time to enjoy a gar- den, to sit with your love under the shade of a mulberry tree on some fair lawn down by the silver-flow- ing Thames. All is silence and sunshine, and shadows behind old red walls where idle peacock butterflies settle upon arms whiter than the necks of swans.
OF THE ENGLISH poets, Andrew Marvel understood best the appropriate mood for these halcyon weeks, weeks when, as the old Greek farmer, Heslod, wrote: "Gonts arc fattest, wine fa best, women most wanton,
and men wenkest." Andrew Marvel sings na one inebriate with the happl- ness of being alive at such season:
"Stumbling on melons, as i pass Ennored with flowers, I fall on
grass,
Meanwhile the mind from pleasure
less
Withdraws tuto iis happiness; 'Annihilating all that's made
To a green thought in { green
shade."
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And how eloquently he pleads with his coy mistress!.
"But at my back I always ficar Tluies winged chariot hurrying wear? And yonder all before us lie Deserts of vast eternity.
Thy beauty shall no more be found Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound My echoing song: then worms shall
try
That long preserved virginity,
And your quaint honour turn to
dust.
And into ashes all my lust;
The grave's a fine and private place, But none,
I think, do there em- brace,"
Yet even for those dispossessed ones who never have known what it is to be happy in such green gardens of pleasure, there is no Lovers who cause for despair.
have the wit to leave the main roads and turn aside into by-path meadows will find that wild wood paradises are during these fav- oured weeks common in foxglove woods, in dog-rose lanes, and be- tween the acres of the ryc.
IT IS IN troth reviving to remem- ber that the greatest gifts of life are not to be bought or sold, and have little to do with the gratifica- tion of the acquisitive impulse, or with conspicuous waste, or with worldly vanities. A young poeti- cal clerk, insulted and exploited from Monday morning to Saturday noon, may very well experience more happiness in the spending of a few summer hours than ever comes the way of the pampered clubmen of Plecadilly.
"Whenas the rye reach to the chin, And chopcherry, chopcherry ripe
within,
Strawberries swimming in the creain, And schoolboys playing in the
stream; Then O, then O, then Q, my true
love said,
Till that time come again, She could not live a maid."
-To-day's Thought-
IT takes a great deal of cleva- tion of thought to produce a very little elevation of life.
-EMERSON.
ROUND
PRESIDENT LINER
ABOUT by TRAVEL SERVICE
The Showman
WOMAN who is "karassed "
A has been baring her soul
in a sympathetic news- paper. The only way she keeps Ranc, it seems, is to go away for the week-end and "alt in the garden watching the dowers and birds."
Her mind will be "full of pleasant thoughts, dreams and aspiratións.”
And the newspaper publishes a photograph of the house where she goes a simple little cot, it looks, with no air-conditioning at all and, no second footman.
I think I know. All she says, plus the rurat beauty of a heavy lunch followed by a round of golf that is quaintly coloured by the arpirations of General Sir Archibald Pottering-Doddie. The ecstasy of cocktail time under the old apple-tree, with Lady Angela Publicity wcaring her new Cossack cocktail trousers. The rural perfection of after- dinner bridge with dil the birds calling. And then back, refreshed and ES down, to the hubbub,
Mr. Rabbity's Whistle
THE Bearded Woman of Wopps-on- the-Wold reports a very quiet time" bar the fuss about old Mr. Rabbity's tin whistle.
He had his grandson down to stay and the young monkey plugged up hla granddad's tin whistle with a cork. Every day for years Mr. Rab- bity has been playing Llly of Laguna on that whistle.
"Well, it was a proper shock like for him to blow and nothing to happen, a sort of backfire, you might say. Well, he caught the young sprig and began to baste kim, and he yowled to rights.
"After the basting Mr. Rabbity said, Wille, 1 freely forgive you. You latt high note in your yowling that I've been trying for, but never could Ret on account of that dratted Now whistle having but six holes.
I play The Lily again, and you yow! when I wink.
It was a champion duet. So out of
evil comes good."
"Did I Tell You How..?"
"THE secretary stated that
the
trophy would be for the Indies' championship at the Small Bore Meet- ings at Bisley in future."
The Great Bore Meetings, of course, are restricted to men, and take place after the shoaling is over.
See also Clubs, angiing and golf.
I SURRENDER, DEAR
What with one thing and another. And the Marx Brothers, I am pretend- ing that there isn't any British Foreign polley.
Besides there isn't.
Wags' Corner
THE haughty housewife was inter- viewing an applicant for the post of parlour-maid.
"I am a woman of few words," she Bald. If I beckon with my finger,
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girl.
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self.
If I shake my head, that means
Half-a-guines to Mr. II.
Hinchlife,
I'm not coming, thank you."
of Sowerby Bridge,
Flea Can Fast For
Four Months
THERE
are 40 distinct species of British fleas, and at least five of them can transmit plague. That is the depressing announcement of the authorl- Natural History Museum ties.
Moreover, fleas are suspected of having to do with both typhus and scarlet fever, and they can net as host to the tapeworm in one stage of its development. It is fortunate, therefore, that you can get for four- on how to deal pence a pamphlet with the pest.
It is true, of course, that there have been no cases of plague in Eng- land for a long time, but last year 100 plague ships entered the port of Manchester alone. Nothing but con- stant supervision keeps us safe. Not a rat is allowed to go on shore leave. And since accidents will happen, the fewer fleas we have to greet escaped plague rats the belter for all of us.
The trouble with a flea is that it stands up to starvation remarkably well. It can live without a single meal for four months and on siege rations for 18. It remains comfort- ably dormant in His cocoon slage for months until a vibration suggests to it that a suitable host inay be in the neighbourhood.
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АСПОВЯ
1 Eat up: I carry on (znag.). 0 Pre-War hard courts often were
of this.
10 It is not the party of the first that has tea in it, but part Ivanovitch..
11 Salling under false colours, to
get 1
a sail
12 Faith, we'll have a tenner cach
way on this
13 How deans. (not cardinali) may
become Eminences. 10 Anyone
time.
can get fight In the
10 Sticks like fruit-reversed is the
clue to this.
17 Takes the chair, loses his head
and still lives.
20 Spread abroad.
22
Spouter never listened to In Hyde Park.
23 A centre of interest this week. 25 The Yankee idiot who only geta
a letter when the moon's out. 28 Ape within the limit at Everton. 27 Traction. 28 Su Tering
Imprisonment
Cleeronian art.
DOWN
2 The painter's golf-ball.
for
These fellows may have them on hand in winter.
4 Certainly not the act of a
'twister.
You will find it advisable to look
up this Athenian.
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This place in Italy makes Ann
rave.
7 Traps for the precise.
8 Bumps make the crane
bust.
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10 Great as he might be considered,
he never takes a leading part.
13 Is it straight. I nak you? 14 Game in the greater part. 18 Cut once It's altered.
10 To excel she goes out with 20 a famous German in her club. 21 Though you get the rent with little bother, it proves to be a great blow.
24 Often worn at the opera. 25 Get onl
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