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. CHAPTER I

One day, the two washbowl wreat- fers and just put the finishing touches "PAINLESS DOC" PENNINGTON, on a dental sink for Deetor Philip and his assistant, Boy Banks, had Pennington, New York painless den- taken Horace Greeley's advice. In ist. And those finishing touches Victorin fact, the overland stagecoach, in which finished the sink all right. In fact,

they were bound for the Indian Terri-it was sunk. But so was old Doctor tory of the West, would be reaching He couldn't pay the boys for the re- Newark in two daya! And that wasn't pairs they had made. To say nothing

about the destruction they had made.. July 27 sparing the horses!

Whereupon Ewald helped himself to There WAR rumour of another 7 Aug. 12 heavyweight rassling patch at Madi- a half dozen forceps, cocked

son Square Garden, which explained, ubiquitous cigar to 45 N Aug. 24 somewhat, why the westbound stage shouted, "Double or nothing! E, and

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was a bit crowded of a New Jersey

A coin was flipped and Pennington afternoon-that, and the fact that lost. "Double or nothing" again was there was a gold rush in California, the cry; and again the filling fixer So, as the stagecoachers phrased it, lost. This time he lost his drilling was: "Westward Hol" In truth, it

machine. The game went on and on- was: "Ho-ho-ho!" because there was

By the time the sun went down, more rush than gold.

Ewald and Roy, the bathroom busters, had "double" or "nothinged" the den. that out of all his equipment, from the chair, right down through the pivot teeth and the college diploma.

From their upper borth, with their stocking feet dangling in and out of the beards of the men below, Dac and Roy were listening to the conversation of the excited group in the conch.

"It won't be many weeks before we're in California," said one of the passengers.

"There'll be gold in them thur hills," croaked another old prospective pros- pector.

But Doc and Roy weren't interested in the gold in them thar hills. It was the gold in them thar cavities which they were thinking about. Yes, sir, if there was gold in them, they'd take it out if there wasn't, they'd put it in. They were dentists in the true sense

of the word,

And that was the moment when wald and Roy were graduated from plumbing to dentistry. From that hour hence, Ewald was to be known as "Painless Doc" Pennington; and Roy, his first assistant.

But as Roy observed at the time, they couldn't practice in New York. Everybody knew them there. So, they decided to go West-to the vast Indian Territory.

Carefully packing the dental sup plies on the top of the stage, the settled themselves in the conels among

They hadn't been in the profession the future Bronx cowboys and the very long. But their apprenticeship | Brooklyn cactus pickers. And with a of twelve years in the plumbing busí;}“Yippee!" and a "Yowhoo!" they were ness served them well. Twelve yourat off.

One look at her, and Roy and Doc were ready to quit the dentist business and go straight.

They would have, if the girl hadn't opened her lunch box and started to cat a. rosy red apple. This opened he hadn't eaten in two days, himself. Doc's professional eyes even further—

"My dear little girl,” he addressed her. "If you eat that way, you won't have a tooth in your head in a week!"

"She knows how to eat an apple!" Roy cut in. He was always one to save a lady in distress-or dat dress, it made no difference.

Doc glared at his assistant. "Yes. But does she know the difference be- tween an apple and spear? Miss, you can pare an apple but you can't apple pro For instance takes one pear to make a-" two apples to make pair, but only

Doe was really wound up in the fruit and tooth business. And it re- quired two weeks and three States to get him unwound. As they bounced through Ohio, the Ohioans were obli- vious to himtirey never even heard him. But that was all right with Doc. He'd never heard of Ohio! Town was

rece nd ears. "That's where the tall corn

As they reached The Missou. ri River, Doe was still going strong.

right to left. It's an old dental ma and always bite an apple from xim-poetical, but irne. It dates back to Adam. And of course you all know about Adam's apple,"

At this point, Doe passed for breath. The temporary silence awakened Roy who had been asleep since Pittsburgh. "Aw, ger Doc," the assistant molar

And not save had they forgotten to Four days out of Newark, some. forget their tool easel.

where in the wilds of Pernsylvania, As they rode along, to the boys it the singeeonch hit a rock in what wan seemed like only day before yestenlay commonly called a road in the Key-molder protested, "why don't you give that they had exchanged their plierstone State. Doc thought it was the these people a rest!". Then he ndezi for the forceps. It should have seen-keystone, itself. When the dust elor-shyly, "Particularly this young lady." ed like that, because it was only the ed away, Doe and Roy discovered sle Four days of silence passed within slay before yesterday.

faces they hadn't seen thus far en the the stageconel Roy was trying to journey.

think how to start talking to this Among this new half dozen wag 9 | orairie flower. I was evident that pretty little miss 'who stood out like Roy was a long, if not a deep, Chinker. Ginger Rogers in an Old Folks Home. Finally, he gently cleared his throat, The farmers in the neighbourhood thought another dust storm was com- up. Then he opened up a flowing barrage of oratory.

In these days Die was known as Ewald "Double-or-nothing" Jones. How he became "Painless Dóc" Pen-| nington was another story,

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"Hello," he ani.

"Hello" the girl replied.

Doc opened one eye. "Say! I didn't tell you to make a speech."

What's your name? Roy asked the girl, with a leer at Doc.

"Mary Blake."

"Mary Blakel Gee, what a pretty Banks, Whero name. Mine's Roy are you going 11

"Out to the Indian Territory. I've got a job teaching school out there." "The Indian Territory Hoy was delighted. "That's whore we're going. To little Town."

"Little Town!" Mary, the school exclaimed, "That's exactly where I'm going,"

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