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SATURDAY, MAY 2, 1936.
man?
CARICATURISTS HUMAN?
in which LASZLO SCHWARTZ,
the well-known Hungarian Humorist and Caricaturist, asks and answers
A
of a question
series:
Caricatures of well-known local residents will, by special arrangement
SHAW
fortune which so often consists.
be published in the "Telegraph," only of her face and figure. commencing next Monday.
to one
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Not only will the charming sex vehemently veto the in- The reply is: "Yes--and
craise from the triple chin to No." Contradictory? Cer-
the quadruple dimensions, but I tainly-but have an only my bashfulness that pre- THE chances are ten
that these "ideal models" are the least assault on the "good she will resent just as spiritedly vents me from claiming loudly, excellent excuse for it. publicly, that, we are angelic. either brainy men or fools. At looks" of hubby's dilapidated Namely, all of life is nothing indeed. I've been nursing for first glance it seems difficult to features. Never for one moment but a chain a mess of quite some time that lovely and Contradictions. One more phantastic notion, that if asked tell which is which. When the realising, that if wives would! at the Celestial gates by what man is shown the caricature we see husbands (holds good vice Versa as well) as we Carich- or less-what does it mat- virtue I claim the right of ad- soon find out. If he appreciates turists most of them wouldn't iter......?
mission and the honour (as well the Lord's sense of humour as be married to them. Being a as pleasure) of filling, the en- it found full expression in the very busy man I've had no time To clarify this paradoxi- viable post as "Director of the creation of the flabbergasted as yet to figure out whether this cal analysis of the Angels Chorus," I could easily model's funny features, then the would prove a calamity to man- Caricaturist we must first shoo away all doubts and post man has brains. If he reaches kind, or a blessing.
sible objections merely by say for his revolver: then-(pro- of all rivet down the
viding he leaves the Caricaturist HOWEVER even though this fact, that Caricaturists like good ng: "I've been a Caricaturist."
sufficient time) he can soon muke frank confession will go a hunters (men and dogs alike)
ay to the dimen- long way in proving what a are born and not made. For a WHEN one bears in mind that up his mind
hangmen and caricaturists sions and density of the vacuum punishment our profession is (to mutter of fact, when a Cari-
are roles allotted by Fite that in his victim's upper chambers. ourselves caturist is at work giving his never receive full recognition as Professionally all Caricaturists victims) it also discloses the victims a lifelong cure against benefactors of humanity, it is are women haters-Privately- fact, that it is a great privilege, A different Yes-it is a wonderful gift of vanity, he is more of a dog than easily understood why they Oh Well, that's a man. Lest I'm misunderstood should cherish such celestial story. Professionally I came to the Gods to be able to decipher let it be known, that by this plans and dreams.
the conclusion about twenty from the short hand notes that The Caricaturist soon realises, years ago, that only one Indy Fate engraved on human faces canine smile I do not refer to a that his martyrdom dannot be in thousand displays the their character, and to be able humired per cent. form of altered
as long as he remains faintest sense of humour when to altune ourselves for a few atavism legs, fur, fleas, tail and true to his art and tells the she sees her own caricature, and fleeting moments to that con- other canine habits. Not at all., truth. As he sces it. Of I had no reason to change my glomeration to that dacaphony Simply that
Caricaturists at course be "sees it" in rather a mind since then. Her ladyship of joys, sorrow, hopes dis
tragedy und work are led by their instinet strange manner, but it is the will roar with laughter seeing appointments,
other truth. Nay-it is Truth with caricatures of and not by their brain. (If
women, comedy that make up the Show one Assaulting her of Shows-LIFE
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FATEFUL DAYS Next week, there will be set in motion
attempt an
by Britain, on behalf of the Locar- no Powers, to secure some elucidation of the proposals put forward by Germany for the preservation of peace in Europe. Thus the issues raised by Ger- man reoccupation of the Rhine- land will again come into promin- ence. The situation is one
has which admittedly calls for the
as apparent as Hitler's smile never been either a pleasant or exercise of statesmanship of (one every Leap Year) that a profitable occupation. At least the first order if the fullest use is to
be made of the scheme while at work a Caricaturist is not since that hysterical and histerical apple propaganda elaborated by Germany. The not human, but the moment be story linked with Mother Eve probability is that it will not lays aside his pencil and vitriol and Daddy Adam. be an easy matter to secure an pot, he suddenly turns into the On the other hand the Cari- agreement on the
lines sug- most, mellowed, and confused cuturist cannot escape this risky gested from Berlin. It would, saps of all human species. He exposition of Truth if he wants indeed, be folly to deny that is a sort of a mild edition of Dr. to bring forth laughter. His even the Locarno Powers, other Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
supreme ambition in life is to than Germany, have thus far
to hugh at failed to
agree on a common policy. In this connection, much will depend on the nature
they are cursed at all with an extra, a superfine edge to it, but-not
Such, as no knife and razor
such excess baggage in this manufacturers have ever equal- machine age.) And so becomes led. Now telling truth
Were it not that shyness res. teach people how trains me, I would claim, that themselves, and not always at we Caricaturists are more than the other fellow. That in itself A superhuman of the questionnaire to Germany human when away from work, is well nigh and the latter's reaction thereto. We are superhuman; and it is undertaking for more reasons Mr. J. L. Garvin, of the
·Observer, --probably Britain's
than one. Namely, we score our bulls eye hits only on the features of men-who-have-oul
most realistic Commentator. NOTES OF THE DAY standing features. By that we
has stated that what the British
people want is that its foreign
policy shall be re-established TARIFF DANGERS
the
mean outstanding noses. cars, chins, outbulging eyes, eyebrows. as well as Adam's apples, (the last not in a biblical sense).
LASZLO SCHWARTZ
as well
Mild Edition of Jekyll and Hyde.
MY WIFE WORKS,
I those much-discussed
as to
Our
Too
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very simple By E. D. Winson
AM the husband of one of to be head-over-heels in love with and each other, nor have we ever had a
reasons that we have no time to fall{
intervention in the unsettled by "significant." First reaction is oft-maligned creatures, wives word, for the
decide that trade barriers must be
out of the former or to fall into the types, frocks, and faces she has seen,.
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upon rock-bottom principles- they want to know to what they
London considers significant the are pledged, and that the nn-England and America of the bellef simultaneous announcement in tion shall only be involved that large trade barriers are des where it is thoroughly prepared finite contributing factors in to fulfil its pledges. In particu-war menace that is growing up to- Jar, he urges that Britain must day. Since the statement has been resolutely refuse to be commit made it might be as well to analyse ted in advance to any kind of te some extent just what is meant questions of Eastern and Con- likely to be hopeful anticipation. tral Europe. "We must not tie If these two great trading nations with jobs.
It in my rooted belief, ingrained by habit of the latter. Life is too much I do not return to a wife who, with little else to do during my absence our hands beyond recall," he torn down, and proceed to set the six years' personal experience, that of a snatch of happy meetings.
but combine sewing, "knitting, and whatever may be the ethics of 2 urges, "either for or against example, those of us who believe in wedded jointly working life, such WE have no time to get tired of whatnot with a spot of neighbourly Germany, or Poland, or Soviet the principle of unrestricted inter-state is undoubtedly more conducive
gossip, wishes to regalo me with petty each other. Week-ends and an- chitchat. Russia; or brow-beaten Aus-national commerce will applaud to happiness and contentment thannual holidays are delightful repeti- tria, or mutilated Hungary; or Hongkong, as a big distributing can ever be a childless marriage in tions of veritable honeymoons. If I come back, tired and a trifie any other nation, race or port. will rub its hands at the which the husband is the only worker. My return from work each evening irritated, she knows how to treat me. system." This does not neces-prospect of a revival of almost for- (I purposely refrain from making as a return to something fresh and It is part of her training. She would sarily mean a free hand forgotten days of carefree prosperity comparison with a marriage produc-original. I return to a woman who not be a successful business wonian
not in during the day has been seeing things unless she possessed tact.
for herself and who has bad the Germany in Eastern Europe; in the shipping business. But by tive of children as I am
not position so to do.) London may "significance" it means the free judgment and
Since our wedding day six year stimulus of fresh contacta; and even unfettered policy of Britain mean to imply the official considera. in affairs beyond her control. tion of any such experiment. It is "o, my wife and I have never ceased if these contacts connist init of fresh HER job has instilled the necessity. Mr. Garvin's summing up of party, would risk the advocacy of the situation is worth quoting worldwide tarif destruction, thus in full: "First, the full and throwing open doors to the. "cheap final recognition of Germany's labour" products of competing con- equal status among nations and cerns. Any
in
unlikely that any Government, or
Buch
development
BULLS AND INNERS
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From the Office Butts in her Rhineland no less than might result in greater danger
Celophane raincoats have made the rest of her territory; to pence than the circumstances it. The danger about telling your second, mutual defence between was created to correct. It. is a househoy to be economical is he may their appearance in London. People Britain, France, and Belgium little to early to jump to conclu- think that entitles him to wear who do not wear them can always
remain wrapped in thought: Hions; and it would be unwise to your clothes. as the indispensable guarantee pin hopes too high upon what may,
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of always being well turned out. She is a joy to look at Indoors or out. Similarly she is mentally self-reliant and can hold her own in any type of conversation.
If I wish to have a "night out" in the interests of my, business I can have it without any recriminations; if it is necessary for my wife to go can return the compliment of out, I
subterfuge on her part. without any sneaking suspicion
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ND our home? A delight, al- though we spend relatively little Mr. Schwartz says that he's time in it.. Of course there is tha
A night of whoopee is a night of of their equal security and be no more than simultaneous ges A Canton dress reform order pro. It is predicted that Hongkong whoopee for us. From it we extract freedom; third, no entangle-tures. But the possibility that hibits the wearing of nightgowns will become the greatest airport in the same maximum of enjoyment as ments in an anti-German sense Britain (and by that we mean the and, nightcaps in the street. This the Far East. Some of our rest in pre-marriage days.
(dents will then be more up in the of British policy in Eastern Empire) and the United States may will be rough on somnambulists.
clouds than ever. Europe. If these three rock- be approaching some understanding
口 . We suppose when our sporting bottom principles are adopted which will result in freer trade be- as the foundations of our states-tween them seems to be suggested writers refer to "burning up the manship, they will have the by the remarks of Mr. Runciman in track" they must be thinking of the moral support of most of the London and Mr. Hall in Washing cinder one at Happy Valley, world,
ton. We hope it may be true. especially of the Dominions and the United States; and there will be more
hope in the sequel for the all its implications who will not j
N Then there was the bright young flapper who thought A. D, meant After Dark.
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found more to make him laugh in folure to be heeded. And although Hongkong than, anywhere else he's in this future there will come the time- been, This makes us laugh! for this woman of mine to retire from
a life of active salary-carning work.. both she and I regard with apprehens- on the advent of that
the kiven that obscurity of being- merely "somebody's wife."
ย A Peak resident objects to young couples spooning on Lugard Road You can't do that there 'cre!
It is said that people are very in Hongkong. We've
Cement business is booming for many a day." There will, unciated. It is for Britain's in, Hongkong. Getting down to we imagine, be
to act with care and concrete facts, and, at the same touchy few Britons leaders who intelligently follow the caution in the vital days, which time, giving the Colony a solid notked this, especially on the
foundation. general European situation. in are now approaching."
buses.
may
when
Not that it matters much, really. The time we shall have then spent as married Jointworkers will have been: a marvellous schooling for our on-- ward mutual happiness.
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