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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, APRIL 18, 1986,

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Chaplin party on arrival at Batayla, Java, after travelling from Singa pora by Qoutes Empire Airways. Left to right-Charlie Chaplin, Captain

R. B. Tapp, Paulette Goddard, (Chaplin's fiances) and Mrs. A. Goddard,

You Cannot Judge Her Sex Appeal

From Her Feet

(By A Press Representativo) -

ANDRE PERUGIA, Parisian shoe designer, reads feminine character by the foot as gipsies read character by the hand.

were splay-footed, but. After years of study Andre, women has decided that women with a George would not have it that 50 firm, even walk have sex appeal, per cent. of women were timid. that women who lack rhythm in He knew his wife's feet were al- their walk arc

that ways round about the 90 degree

angle. pigeon-toed women are dull, and stupid, and that splay-footed women are timid.

nervous,

Well, George-the photographer and I, and most of the boot and shoe trade, disagree. The most that we can concede is that women with bunions are usually down in the mouth who wouldn't be!

"NOTHING IN IT"

First lot Mr. Richard Norman. Coot specialist to Lilley and Skin- ner, the biggest shoe shop in the world, have his say.

"Nothing in the theory," clared Mr. Norman.

In lounged a tweed-elad open- air girl without one iota of the Andre rhythm and polse. Highly. nervous, of course.

"Charles," she boomed to the boy friend, "are you coming up In my new plane on Sunday?". Charles locked at his feet (per- fectly parallel) and decided that unfortunately he simply had to play off his ping-pong final,

DULL-NOT STUPID

A couple of pigeon-toed women sat down next to us discussing the de-quantum theory-dull, maybe, but

not stupid,

"Pigeon-toes, Charlie Chaplin feet, bunions and the like are purely physical defects caused by flat feet, short shoes, ultra high heels and badly fitting shoes.

"There is little or no connection between feet and character,

"One of the cloverest women I now is pigeon-toed,"

Our census worked itself out to the conclusion that 30 per cent. of women are pigeon-toed, that five per cent, have bunions, and that 15 per cent. express Andre's S.A. In their walk. Suddenly George gripped my

farm.

"By jove, there's a nice leg," ho whispered.

Next George and I took a foot "George!" I said, sternly, "we census sitting in the lounge of alare studying feet." West End hotel.

George protested.

We found that 60 per cent. of home.

I took him

Old Contemptibles Will

Be In Camp Again

SURVIVORS of the first British

Expeditionary Force to France in 1914' are planning to spend their summer holidays in camp together.

Two thousand are to remobilise at Shorncliffe, Kent, on August 1 next for eight days,

Friends of the Old Contemptibles' Association are trying to raise £1,000 to pay the expenses of half the "whose circumstances would campers not otherwise permit them to attend." "It is a great den," Mr. T. S. Quick, hon. general secretary of the association, said to a reporter.

"During Bank Holiday week rich and poor men, who shouldered rifles together in the dark days of 1914 will reunite under one banner again.

"The camp will be run on real mili tary lines, and the old regimental cooks, barbers, etc., will go back to their war-time joba.

"We propose to send an advance party of unemployed members to prepare the site, lay water mains, and put up tents.

"Thore will be no drills. Every day will be a soldier's dream-one: long programme of recreation In- stood of Orders reading 'Route March, Drill, Fatigues, Physical Training, Musketry, they will go something like this: Swimming, Football, Cric kat. Tennla."

"And we hope to have a Tattoo."

CATS LOSE A.... FRIEND

Wellingborough, Apr. 1.

FOR ifty years Mrs. Florence Hay Jenry, of Midland-rond, Wellingborough, was the friend of cats. To-day she died.

Cats of all kinds found their way instinctively to her home. She never turned one away.

Unwanted kittens found a pro- tector in Mrs. Jeary. Their owners took them to her. They were never destroyed.

At night Mra, Jeary toured the back streets of the town-placing saucers of milk and food for her animal friends,

Neighbours used to see her leave her home late in the even- Ing. With her she would have a large parcel of food and milk.

Often it would be early morn- ing before, she returned-tired out, empty handed.

Women's Stay Busks

TOO FAT FOR JAIL Sold at Sotheby's

SO SERVES SENTENCE

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SOTHEBY'S last month had a

sale of women's stay baska- Sentenced to Imprisonment for the first, in the history of auc- passing bogus cheques, a man Chicago escaped going to fail, be- tioncering. cause he was too fat.'

The man, Willam Colman, fifty- six, weighed 26 st. 8 ib., states

Reuter

After receiving his sentence he was taken to prison, but it was found that his bulk was so great that he could not enter the door. So he was de- tained in a special room near the jail. Then it was found that he was too largo to fit any of the ordinary beds. bod was spocially made for him. Now, after six months of debention, Coleman has died from heart failure.

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HER MARRIAGE “LINES"

Centuries ago buska were often finely engraved with eating ships and the verse:

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My body's burnt to come to

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Bly bone to adorn a female

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is Mrs. Cecil Conley,

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She says that her husband made ancient adornments, bearing the ker repeat Yen, Bir 600 times be- 'whale's lament, wore sold for Tore the spanking-Reuter.

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