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BD-172- Anything Goes (from "Anything Gocs")—F.T.

Hylton's Orchestra. You're the Top--Foxtrot (from "Anything Goes")

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AUGUST 20,

NOTES OF THE DAY

PRICE OF PROGRESS

This has been a year of remarka- ble progress in aviation, but a year which has seen a heavy toll of life taken among plots and passengers: Foremost among the flying pioneers of America was Wiley Post, killed

1935.

A CHALLENGE TO MARRIAGE

By DR. ISRAEL FELDMAN

intro-

The Very Idea!

JOKES & NEAR-JOKES

More Scraps From Eddie Kelly's Scrapbook

Edited by Eddie

Trouble about all these efforts to make à brighter Hongkong for tourists is that someone is always say- ing, "There ought to bé n law against that."

there an answer to the chal-¡and danger into the minds of im- lenge of modern youth to pressionable youth. The

Emphatically.duction of these false labels in an marriage. to-day-? Yes. The explosive social up insult to selence and philosophy. heavals directly resulting from the Throughout the ages, oven under chaos of the Great War have left the most primitive conditions, the us with many major problems, and ceremonies ORKоciated with tho thla is one of the greatest. In solemnisation of marriages, when essence. Youth claims a right to analysed, have always beon self-expression, basing that right, fashioned

attempt to upon an In theory, at any rate, upon the give expression to the basic emo- teachings of modern psychology. tional experiences accompanying It is permissible to ward Youth of the joining together in wedlock, some of the inevitable consequences that is, upon the basis of a perfriend. It was the first time she

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on a search for a new commercial route to Europe, with his backer and passenger, Will Rogera. The lives of such men are a stiff price to pay for progress. Charles Ulm died trying to span the Pacific; but Kingsford-Smith successfully crossed the ocean, flying by easy stages. From the opposite direc- tion the Oriental Clipper blazed a trail to Wake and Midway Islands, between taking the long hop California and Hawait with ap parent ease, and demonstrating the advance of the science of navigation in the air. direction-finding le coming into its own. Pinnes are getting bigger and faster and more dependable. But the new giants of the air are not always anfe. There is the danger of collision, which increases as the sky becomes more crowded with

craft. The rapid more "Maxim Gorky," largest plane in the world, ernshed with a terrible loss of life as a result of collision with a little single-seater. Light- ning has struck more than once at high-flying machines which have braved storms to keep to schedule. Fog has taken a toil as usual. But gradually, almost imperceptib ly, science is overcoming these

Worse still, somebody else does somo delying, and finds that there is.

FANLING EPISODE

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Sho was being taken round the rolf links at Fanling by her boy

human had played.

As they approached the flag on the last green ho suddenly pulled con-up.

sanction of an organised religion or receives the imprimatur of the

in no way" social unit

detracta

of, such philosophy translated into manent contract, of netion in regard to sex, especially beings. when a great deal of its science is

Whether that permanent false and even the terms that it tract is associated with the Divine applies are misnomers and self- contradictory. Science attempts to teach faeta, but it likewise has

right to isane warnings against from the central fact that human and misconceptions, and beings have always instinctively also, in a spirit of humility, to felt that there is more in marriage proclaim its limitations.

than mere physical biological plan- ning for the purpose of proeren-

errors

The pivot of our civilisation is tion. the institution called monogamous

The bearing and rearing of a marriage. This is not invented by child, within marriage, the hard- nnn to serve ephemeral social ships and anxieties inevitably a untural enemies of aviation. To purposes but is the highest point companying its education, are in

day it is a rare thing for mechant- cal faults to cause a mishap. It Is the human element that causes crashes-over-confidence, careless- ness, weariness-or those queerly designated strokes of fate which are called "Acts of God."

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WHAT PRICE ETHIOPIA ?

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of biological evolution In the

themselves the highest and most sphere of sex expression both in

Important factors contributing its physical and emotional asperts. towards the shaping of the charac-

Science, however, is not enough:ter of mature adult citizens. for we must definitely recognise the existence of those non-material manifestations of sex that are im- possible to describe through the medium of scientfic formulae or Inbels, or by means of the written or spoken word,

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"Jovel" he exclaimed.. “Just look-a dead stymie."

The girl gazed about her. "Where?" she asked. "I rather thought there was a funny amell around here."

PRESSING ENGAGEMENT

Sandy-"Can I use yor mangle a minute, Mrs. McGregor?"

but Mrs. McGregor "Aye, what for d've want it?"

Sandy just want tay clean oot ma toothpaste tule."

WEATHER

The news reel at one of the second run cinemas was showing the winner of a famous yacht race when a lady, turning to her friend, remarked, "A yacht!”

the "No, my dear," returned other. "Are you?"

BAD MINDED

As the hushand burst into the room, a man leapt from through the window, and the woman sat up in bed.

"So!" cried the husband, venom- ously. "I've caught you the pair of you!"

"Oh. Tom!" she cried, Indig nantly, "don't be bad-minded!"

lot was ordered, when the Scots- min was seen to put his hand near his pocket.

An Englishman, an Irishman, were having a A State cannot justify the apud a Scotsman

convivial evening at the Engineers'. unless it is But the conscious and instinctive pellation "elvilised"

Institute. The Englishman and organised ins to mould the the Irishman had already paid for objection to such a formula cun,, 80 and does, only assert itself when majority of the rising generation

two lots of refreshments A third the term "love" is not being ap to render them, both physically plied to a narrow physical sex at- and emotionally, sitting partners in traction but to an experience monogamous marriage. prompted by a deep all-pervading 'As for the mature man. and emotional reaction accompanied by woman, the sooner they realise wanna thinking of paying."

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make great that cold science is not enough, said the Scotsman. "I was only material sacrifices in the interest and that throughout married life, scratching my leg." of the immediate and future per- with all its vicissitures, the emo- | manent welfare of the "beloved." tions of the respective partners SLIPS THAT PASS Herein Hes the essence of the demand constant study and institution called Marriage.

"Don't you pay." said the Englishman; "it's my turn.

Teddy Joyce & His Orchestra.

Teddy Joyce & His Orchestra. BD-177 Lonely Little Dancer-Tango Fox Trot

Teddy Joyce & His Orchestra. Way back Home--Fox Trot

News from Home indicates Teddy Joyce & His Orchestra.

that the Labour Party is not BD-178 My heart jumped over the Moon-Fox Trot

The emancipation of woman has Jackson's Orchestra. disposed to join hands with the Little Golden Lockat-Fox Trot Jackson's Orchestra. Lloyd George Liberals in the

brought within its train not only healthy freedom but also a BD-179 On the Prom, Prom, Promenade-One Stop

coming General Election. The

responsiblity. Youth suprem Jackson's Orchestra.

The entire world will pay for I Love you Gipsy-Fox Trot ....Jackson's Orchestra. reason given is that the Lloyd

must, indeed, be served, but Youth (George "New Deni" proposals Mussolini's Ethiopian venture, says

be so educated, from its BD-174 On the Good Ship Lollipop, (Film "Bright Eyos")

must the Christian Science Monitor. Rudy Vallee's Or. are not curative, but palliative. And in doing so it will use two

A man and woman "in love" earliest and most impressionable I've got a Note-Fox Trot

and that they merely amount to kinds of currency. One of these

feel that their emotional experi New Mayfair Dance Orchestra.

A patching up of an economic may be described as the currency

ences, unique and miraculous, are years, as to realise that marriage of its international Idealism, the Me and the Old Folks-Fox Trot

system which the Labourites Kellogg Pact, the League of N-being insulted by the cold materials an ideal well worth striving for New Mayfair Dance Orchestra.desire

"scientfic" explanation that Nature and therefore preparing for mor- FALSE ALARM In- tious' prestige. The other must be sce abolished.

As the hard cash of described On Venetian Waters-Fox Trot

is ensuring the "perpetuation of riage. cidentally, the National Govern economic fact. World bankers in the species." New Mayfair Dance Orchestra. ment also apposes Mr. Lloyd meeting at Basel, Switzerland, BD-181 Mr. Bluebird-Fox Trot New Mayfair Dance Orchestra. George's plans, but only from yesterday

expressed this belief. To them the interdependence of Jolly good company by the Soo-Six Eight

the standpoint that they are im-

nations is axiomatic. The strain New Mayfair Dance Orchestra.

practicable. It is evident, there which an Ethiopian war would Lots of other interesting records in the.

fore, that the Liberal ex-Premier place on Italy's finances, as many new consignment.

of these bankers see it, would be will have to fight the election such as to seriously affect world without outside support, in an recovery. Wars are fought with effort which is likely to be fore-money as well as with men. And It is not many months since Italy's doomed to

General failure.

purse was so lean ns to attract opinion in political circles is that wide attention. Iler establishing of import controls was an acknow- Mr. Lloyd George has not shown

ledgment of her straitened financial good generalship in his attempt condition. Nevertheless, to-day to stage a come-back. There Italy is importing war materials are those who believe that had from numerous he joined the Labour Party im- already withdrawn silver coin and mobilized private citizens' holdings mediately after the Great War, of securities, a measure usually when his stock was high, he necessary not at the beginning of war but toward its end. One of might have had a chance of the gravest aspects of Mussolini's again figuring as one of the Ethiopian, policy is that he has nation's biggest leaders. But

placed so much emphasis on it, and declared auch determination to instead he chose the lonely fur- carry it through to a successful row, and now, when the Liberal conclusion, as to make it politically Party is for all intents and pur-short of victory. Ethiopia must be turn back almost impossible to poses defunct, he is seeking to won at any cost, not because revive its past glories. In the Ethiopia is worth the lives and lire meantime, Labour has largely which Italians will pay for it, but because Ethiopia has already been stolen the Liberal thunder, ex- made a symbol of qualities which cept insofar as the two parties Fascism boasts as Its peculiar vir tues. Mussolini, like many disagree.on the part which

another national leader, is fust capitalism should play in the making himself the prisoner of his life of the nation. There has own propaganda, it indeed, he has not already done so. From that been considerable criticism in

imprisonment there is only one Labour circles of Mr. Lloyd escape to buy one's ransom with George's declaration that the the lives of one's own countrymen two great causes of unemploy- and with the prosperity of peoples ment are the loss of external everywhere.

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labour-saving devices. In ans-mercial interests of the nation, wer to this, it is pointed out that and responsible to the commu- there was an unemployment pronity for their stewardship." blem when Britain's external The Labour idea is that the Bank trade was at its highest peak, should be nationalised. Mean- and that the economic blizzard while, active proparations are and the wave of economic nation-going on in the various political alism which swept over the camps for the coming appeal to world at the beginning of 1929. the people. Labour has de marely aggravated that problem. {clared that it is out to secure an Unemployment is regarded by effective working Parliamentary Labour as inherent in the exist-majority, whilst the National. ing system. Another matter on Government is determined to which the Labourites differ from leave no stone unturned in its Mr. Lloyd George is in regard to effort to secure a renewed vote the control of the nation's mone-of confidence. The prospects tary system, Mr. Lloyd George would appear to favour the Gov- wants the Bank of England ernment, which has a record "placed under the control of a entitling it to a further term of Board suitably representing the office in which to complete the financial. Industrial and com-work which it has so well begun.

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vigilance, the greater the prospect of the success of the marriage and therefore the happiness of the

"Trial Marriage" and "Com- panionate Marriage" are there. Partners. fore not only misnomers and con- Monogamona marriage is the tradictions in terms, Inasmuch as supreme prize offered to human Marriage implies permanency at beings. Let us endeavour to train the outset, but by their mere use our Youth to be worthy of this Introduce an element of mischief gift..

ART DIRECTOR

"Now try not to blow up and get temporumental, If he suggests

come little change in that refrigerator drawing."

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Newspaper mistakes will happen. even in the best-regulated offices, But one spares a thought for the feelings of the Lendon bride who. according to a Sunday newspaper, "wore her mother's wedding gown for the centery."

SHORT STORY

An American newspaper recently offered a prize for the best example of a brief conversation between Ananias and George Washington. The winning entry was ---

George Washington - "Sir, I never told a lle.

Ananias-Sir, I believe you."!

WHO'S WHO?

A City business firm received a circular letter the other morning addressed "To the Stiff."

It has been handed out to the general office for delivery, and the argument is still proceeding as to whom it is intended for.

SO LONG!

*

He had long outstayed his wel-

Cornie.

"Tell me," said his host at last, "how long was the fish you caught the other day?".

"Oh," said the guest, holding his hands wide apart, "so long." ·

"Well, so long," roturned the host, giving him his hat, "If you really must be going."

NEW DEFINITION

A teacher got rather a shock the other afternoon when he was confronted by the following answer In a pupil's test paper:---

"Short shrift is a nightie of Inadequate length.”

APT PAT

Captain (to Irishman applying for job on board a ship)-"Have you ever been to sea before?"

PatWere yer thinking I came over from Oireland in a cab?"