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Zing: Wont the strings of my Heart-Fox Trot

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SOMEBODY'S DIARY

October, 1931 Arbitration: Paraguayan and Bolivian ministers meet in Washington to attempt settlement of Chaco boundary, dis- pute by arbitration.

July, 1932-War: A state of war existe between Paraguay AME Bolivia and both governments aro on a war footing.

May, 1933-Death: Bolivia and

GENERAL ELECTION COMING SOON

By OLIVER BALDWIN (Socialist, and son of Britain's Conservative Prime Minister).

In Westminster there is great deposits. In any cast, I think it

Paraguay fight for eleven months; talich speculation men slection and fair to suggest that the industrial

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AN APPEAL FOR

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makors.

much speculation as to its dato and North, Lancashire, and the Black

June, 1994 Depression: War-results. fare brings economic depression to

So far, however, nothing con- both Bolivia and Paraguay. Cash benefits go to foreign munitions crete has emerged, for the simple reason that the controllers of our April, 1936-Exhaustion: Weary parliamentary destiny have not yet armies face each other along 200-weighed up the pros and cons. mile front with indications fighting will continue till one or the other It is likely, however, that when nation collapses.

the House rises the Prime Minister June, 1936 Arbitration: Bolivia will go abroad for a well-earned and Paraguay sign pesce protocol.rest and that the final decision to putting end to their Aghting. Gran Chaco dispute now to be set-hok an election will not be made

til September.

iled by arbitration.

And now tho Italo-Abyssinia dis- pute takes the same road, with the fullure of arbitration; a road which leads through a nightmare of slaughter and misery, pestilence and Waste, to exhaustion, chaos, revolution, disillusion. A thousand years hence professors may teach six-year-olds how the "Progressive Age Man" knew too much to learn.

FEDERATIONS FOR PEACE

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before the

There will then be two alterna- tives

Government. Elther to go to the country at the end of October, in order to forestall a possible winter Increase In un employment, which may well follow France's possible, departure from the gold standard; or to produce a hopeful Budget in the spring and bear it on their standards to the

The Very Idea!

BACK TO SCHOOL'

English, As She Are Spoke, Are Dreadful

Says Master Eddie Kelly,

WE HAVE just been di- gesting what Miss Saw- Country will return to their old yer had to say last week- Labour allegiance; that towns like about school examinations. Norwich, Northampton, Notting-

Too much importance, she ham, and Hull will send Labour members back, but that the Na-averred, is attached to tionalists will still hold Southamp-marks and examinations, ton, Plymouth, and Portsmouth, in and the children themselves which towns seats went Labour in

are the worst offenders. 1920.

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I see no signs of any landslide or

Government, and now that a more consistent politician will lead the

general dissatisfaction with the

National forces there is likely to bo more respect for the sincerity of the programme from the general public. The Labour appeal will lack the force of 1929, for it will be led by the same men who were tried as Socialists and found wanting.

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It le going to be very difficult

This is what comes of be- ing a modern kid.

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When we were a boy, con- front us with an all-day suc- ker, and a good place where they had green apples and a hole in the fence, and our at tachment for marks and examinations got nebulous all over.

At school we were good at

for Mr. Clynes to say what he will transitory verbs. Algebra, do to introduce Socialism if he be on the other hand, we regarded a Cabinet Minister again as a sort of mathematician's when we remember his magnificent Esperanto. defence of the traditions and

comes

Hapetity of the City of London in 1930.

minus 1 left us still mending our Whether A plus 2 equalled Y

catapult. Our attitude towards. A and Y was, “Let 'em.”

polls. The national cries will be Lord Lothian, in suggesting "Danger from foreign invasion," means to world "Increased tariffs," and "Returning federation as peace, has HOWN seed bound prosperity."

to ultimately yield

fruitful harvest. "The only final remedy for war," Lord Lothian said at

The last cry will probably be the Lincoln's Inn Fields, Loudon, recently, "is the federation of ne-

most effective, for everyone will Miss Bondfield will find it em- tions. It need not begin on have forgotten by then that our barrassing to defend her past world scale. It could begin among Increased exports which have so record, so will Mr. F. Or Roberta

As for spelling and grammar, like-minded nations who were pre-benefited trade are the direct result and Mr. Wedgwood Benn; but, on we were always strong at this, pared to pool their sovereignty in of our departure from the gold the other hand, na I have said and what we can't make out is supernational affairs and unite

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under a constitution which created standard, to prevent which the before, we are a forgiving and why a bloke can't spill a sentence n government which would be original National Government was forgetful people and time alters his altches and coming a thud these days without crashing on

sovereign in the supernational "feld | formed.

many convictions.

on his ownays and erbvrays. In though unable to interfere in the national field, and to claim obedi-

We are an illogical and forgetful Undoubtedly there will be a jour kid times, a scholar what ence and some taxes from every people, and therefore it will be safe large increase in the Labour vote, stretched his car when the old individual for it." Lord Lothian to` credit our Government with the owing to the

many new voters dame was sprouting her pleco did not develop the question of beneficial consequences of a pound attaining the age of twenty-one and listened-in all he knew, why, where such a federation could most sterling well below gold par.

and coming from families where that kid will talk the perfectest It may be appropriately start.

the parents have been converted to English and get away with it. True sportsmen of all races

diflicult to imagine France' and Opposed to the National Govern- Labour since the war from other Jack Hylton & His Orchestra. will endorse the outspoken appeal Germany linking themselves toment candidates will be both La-of the two other partied. There

Then at 1066 pm. William the made by His Excellency the gether in a relationship of the bour and Liberal. The cry of the has also been a certain amount of Conqueror landed in the old dart-

kind. On the other hand if Ger- former will be "Preparation for new conversion to Labour among well, we were delighted to hear. Jack Jackson & His Orchestra. | Officer Administering the many were left out and linking Peace" rather than "Preparation the white-collared class, though not about it, so we bit a piece out of

Government at the Football began say with France and Russia, for War" and the latter party will among manual workers.

our pear, and put it back under Jack Jackson G.. His Orchestra-Association meeting on Monday, it might be equally difficult to expostulate on the Iniquities of the

Tcannot nos in the next-House of our desk, Serenade Rumba Fox Trot

to some prevent reversion when he denounced misconduct system of alliances as that from

Buch tariff system,

Commons any representatives of Our ambition at school was to Jack Jackson & His Orchestra. on the field of play and urged which Europe suffered grievously campaign will be the appeal to Liberals and flattered Socialists the district. So much for ambl As an adjunct to the National that strange collection of ex-spit farther than anybody else in It happened in the Moonlight-Fox-Trot-

that players and spectators mike-pre-War daya

Fear, which is such a safe card to who make up the party-known as tion, Jack Jackson & His Orchestra. should do all in their power to

play on our liberty-loving and National Labour; and it will be n Also an interesting selection of vocal and

loyal people; prevent a repetition of the un- | CANADIAN'S IDEA

good thing for our parliamentary Instrumental Records.

sec.nly incidents which marred

system if there are not.

so many matches, last season. As Sir Thomas Southorn re- marked, not only are such in- cidents a serious reflection on sporting instincts, but they bring disgrace to the players concerned

political co - operation ******** and to football generally. The standard of football in Hong- kong is so high that it is all the more regrettable that the game should be made to suffer by rea- son of players allowing their tempers to get out of hand in their anxiety to get the better of the other fellow, Rivalry can be as keen as the most ardent en thusiast could wish, so long as it is healthy rivalry, based on due regard for the rules of the game and a determination not to resort to questionable tactics. In the heat of the moment, there is an ever-present temptation to relax control of tumpers, ami occasions will arise when it is not easy to keep the game clean, but the true, sportsman is one who spurns to stoop to dirty play, no matter how great the provocation may be. To put it no higher, such tactics do not pay in the long run. Players are not alone to blame for incidents which occur; in many cases, they are egged on .50 Pr.tors who want their team to win

and incited by partisan specta

Of course, we will admit that Hongkong school-kids are In a They will be told, and quite

different category. Our category There are, however, other parts rightly, that if a Socialist Govern- There is every tendency in the used to wander out every night of the world where the obstacles ment comes into power there will Labour Party to-day to break de-after dark and about half-an-hour to be overcome might be eventually be a financial panic. They will not finitely with Socialism and become later you would hear it mouwling loss formidable. The late Prof. be told to wonder how or why it is another Liberal Party.

on the tiles, or something like that. Goldwin Smith of Toronto, 35 years engineered, nor what would happen ago, thought along lines parallel to If they paid no attention to it. To sum up, then, we may take

Take luxuries, for instance. those followed by Lord Lothian. Neither will they be told that if it that the election will fall before About the only luxury we ever saw Professor Smith advocated closer Mr. MacDonald had suspended the unemployment figures rise with the at school was the girl's garter one Ottawa and Washington as a means of 1931, we should have got rid of will be between those who like thought that his mother discarded between Bank Charter Act in the summer winter months and that the issue of the big boys had. We have since of avoiding the obvious economic financial panics of that sort for The more comfortable alternative bought it off him for 100 marbles drifting along and those who don't. it, and we were robbed. We disadvantages of the cutting of the ever. North American continent into two

will win, and a Nationalist majority and a three weeks' mortgage on our by a

of two hundred seats will be the Sunday school money. figuro..

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"Vee, there's a farm about four miles down, that has chickens

and egge and all that sort of thing.

--We-used-to have some fine timës”

were at the Embongaponga district" school in South Africa we had a Ilon which wanted to be very much attached to us Wherever we went the lion, was sure to go. It follow- ed us to school one day (we 'wore always about three laps in front of it), and we sooled it on to Lule" teacher, who lectured to us about

it,

"That, children, is a lion," she' said, clinging tightly to the school belfry.

"Yes, miss," we said; from the adjoining roof.

"You have frequently read of the -the rolling deep and the bounding main. That, children, is a bound- ing main,

"The skin of the lion-atte tion, Edward!makes an axe cellent hearth-rug it the Hon is emptied out of it.

"There is not a great deal of trade done in Ilons; hunters-usual- ly shoot them and leave them where thoy llc. Hence the term : lion'. Now, children, are there any questions ?***

"You, Miss," we shrieked; "In View of the present situation, may we have the rest of the day off?"

"Yes," she said, "the class may dismiss.".

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the teacher was saved, “ The lion got killed in the rush, *;

Anyhow, returning to children and ambition and examinations and all that sort of thing. We would like to and by saying that we had a son who didn't have an entire lack of, ambitioni

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