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NOTES OF THE DAY

AUSTRIAN PĻOT

measures,

HERMITS I HAVE MET The Very Ja!

By TREVOR ALLEN

THEY are an interesting minori-; She groped in the dark, found

lo son.

When, after

THIS BRIDGE VICE

By Eddie Kelly No-vico VER since fast week, Ewhen we took our first

The timely discovery of the Nazi plot to seize the Linz garrison is a reminder that Dr. Dollfuss's most the world well loat. I have mat luck, and, perched as high as difficult problems are still ahead of many in the course of my wander possible, smoked and waited for him. The Hitlerite Fascists are want and have always wondered down, or whatever might befall bridge lesson, we have felt

what sudden chango came into her before it came. not to be expected to surrender their lives, what psychological what seemed an eternity dawn that at last we are breaking their pet ambition of union with the twist, that they should turn their glimmered over the sea, she found into Hongkong society.

We got a bit boxed up Reich without a bitter atruggle, backs on the teeming life of city she had drifted on to the marsh; a while the hostility of the Socialists, and society and seek recompense mud bank had providentially saved about the conventions for a

her from being carried right out|

start, but fortunately in the aroused keenly by the Chancellor's in Bolitudo.

One of them in a still young, rigorous suppressive

attractive woman who, two years That experience might have game we play in overyone is lends further instability to his post- ago, was a well-known dancer, daunted any woman. All she did unconventional.

We take off our collars and tion. Time, however, is on his She had travelled England and the was to get the boat moored up side. The Heimwehr have now Continent for years amid all the again more securely and carry on,ties, litter up the table with gone into his camp unreservedly, excitements and glamours of stage By the end of the winter she had half a dozen bottles of beer and and Princo von Starhemborg, their life, knowing the thrill of applause read all her books at least three get to work.

In case any of our readers fender, professes to complete al from crowded "houses," the wor-Limes.

ship of admirers who sent her But she was happy, She cap would like to learn bridge, we legiance to the spirit of the Father- costly bouquets and pleaded to be any to-day, in all sincerity, "I and Front, Dr. Dollfuss's national allowed to take her out to dine or nover lived until I came here. I are going to give you a glosanry

of the terms used. as the sup at fashionable expensive liave never been no happy in my lat organisation. As soon

We have purposely left out life." resorts.

several of the terms used by our combined forces are completely

partner, as we don't think they welded,, thi Chancellor will have TIRED OF

would look nice in this column. Austria in in Iron grip. The joke | LONDON.

BRIDGE is played by four 18 on Herr Hitler. The

now

. . . . .. ..

She counted the world well lost, By forgoing pleasures she had found happiness, and happiness of

She danced her way from Seann diep, abiding kind. She hardly Austria will be of definitely Italian dinavia to the Riviera, enjoying/over thought of London; hor people. There aro several im- leanings and definitely nati-

cluding London Bridge, Manhattan life unrestingly, taking avidly triumphal tour of the Continent portant bridges in the world, in- German-the direct result of tac whatever It brought her in pro-had become a far-off dream: the Bridge and Sydney Harbour brid- tical blunders by Hitler's over-keen fessional popularity and romantic peace and beauty of that lonely

friendships. She was the ball-shore were now part of her.

CLUB.-Badge of office worn by supporters.

orina-and a clever and charming' In a quiet lane skirting the hills dammy or any bystander. It one at that who seemed fated to above the beautiful Wye one even-should be used whenever a revoke live in a perpetual whirl of ing I encountered a youngish man is noticed or when your partner people, theatres and parties. working at a landscape canvas goes down six doubled,

UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE

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the deuce for the Ace.

Dealer".

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ELY-Famous Cathedral In

One day, while performing, her propped on an old stone wall. He DOUBLE is two of anything Almost every aspect of unemploy- ment has been closely studied in the partner made a mis-stop and throw was dressed in rough tweeds; eg., double whiskey, two whiskies last few weeks by Ministry of her rather heavily. She was not happiness and serenity were recte. "Seeing Double" is mistaking Labour exports engaged in drafting seriously injured, but had to relin- fected in his eyes.

"Who is that fellow?" I asked DEAL-Piece of wood. "Square the new Unemployment Insurance quish her dancing for a time. Bill. The secrets of the projectedShe became preocenpled with the my host, who was walking with Den?", the card table. See "Plain legislation have been well kept, but usual round of London social life.me.

ná it in lived by most artists who "Ch, he is the son of a man with

CULBERTSON.-Siney · name, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1933, it will undoubtedly be the most im have talents, good locks and hosts title," was the reply. "Some similar to Cuthbert. In bridge it

portant Bill to be submitted to

of frienda

years ago he led a big scientific means a hand containing four WAR. PHILOSOPHY Parliament during the next session.

Then it happened that she had expedition up the Amazon. Ho Queens, Occupational training institutions The more one thinks about the are to be established, designed both to visit friends by the sea, and was engaged in quite a lot of German Chancellor's broadenstto teach crafts to youthful un.found herself on the shore of a things of that kind, then he came England. Bridge is said to have wide estuary of the East Coast, looking across to a lonely stretch He lives in a cottage quite alone. Great wanted to cross a river.

LEAD-Heavy metal, used for of country apparently devoid of and is always painting. He's a

oc-quiet fellow-seldom talks to any-weighing end of club.-(q. v.) habitation, excopt for an casional farmhouse or cottage, one."

PASS-Invitation to the player He, too, appeared to count the nearest to the bottle of whiskey. She said to herself, with sudden

SUIT.-What is worn at a 'card' conviction: "I have had enough of world well lost London. I am going to live!

Nearby, in the heart of a wood table. LONG SUIT-Pyjamas. there!"

She had to make a detour inland on a steep hillside accessible only SHORT SUIT.-Underpants.

POST MORTEM.-Inquest

SLAM-Bat on the head with a which gives its name to a product of about thirty miles to reach the by rough paths, lives an elderly place, but eventually found a far-woman clonging to a rich family victim of a "Siam in clubs.

BID-Short for Bridget. Some- mer on that lonely coast who was that is a by-word in every home. club (q. v.)

man's breeches and shares her times also shortened to Bridge. willing to lease her a small piece She dreases in all old cont and

shack with fowls and-if I remem- HONOURS-Misnomer. Thero of land by the seawall,

ber-a goat' or two.

is no honour in Bridge, DRAMA OF

She is a woman of education and' TRUMP-Bugle blown aboard She installed hut, and then breeding, yet she profers to live ship, and In the Army and Navy, CENT. A POINT:-Vicious sys-. bought a small houseboat and the life of a hermit in an isolated to signify that it's time to quit. settled there in a solitude which apot where no one Intrades. In would have haunted most women winter the only paths become tem used in bridge to pry money inured to city life, especially the minor torrents. My host and out of anybody who holds poor tried for an hour to find the place, carde. Anyone who plays this life of the feted ballerina.

Statute Book.

RADIATOR CAPS

A LONELY SHORE,

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of

To fetch the poor dog a bone, As she got there

Era she saw it sopa dara,

There was a knock on the door

.. otc."

THUNKIT

the while the scope of insurance will many's secession from League, the more one becomes be greatly extended so as to em- amazed at his habit of rushing brace nearly every class of worker his fences. In most respects it The principal object, na far as can was reasonable and restrained. be gathered, la to place unemploy It was the speech of a man ment Insurance on a permanently arguing a case with intelligence solvent basis for a generation, and for that purpose, a special commis- and moderation, and, but for the ion responsible to the Ministry of cause which inspired it, would Labour will probably be appointed have made an excellent im-to take full charge of the respon pression, would have proved even sibilities of administration. The more valuable than his famous aim is to dispose of this issue once Reichstag speech in improving and for all. Whether success will Germany's position in the court reward the effort depends very of world opinion. But it ignored much upon whether the Means Test the realities. If Herr Hitler is preserved or abolished. There seeks a peaceable working-out will be no support from those most of Germany's problems, as the affected while that remains on the speech implied, the biggest obstacle in his path is one that his own followers have put there. A PARKING PROBLEM

It was not merely a midsummer but became lost in a tangled kind of bridge had no cents, Militarism is taught in Nazi

Commander Cowland, of the day's dream. She lived alone wilderness.

Sometimes the roses of solitude school na an ideal, war itself is

1933 VERSION glorified as good in itself, as Royal Naval Yard, must have been right through the winter of mists

Old Mother Hubbard essential to the "purification" of one of the most surprised men in and gales, and the only people she turn Into strangling weeds. I

Went to the cupboard the nation. The dying warriorHongkong yesterday morning. He saw for days, apart from the far-shall not forget visiting a gaunt must gladly shed his blood as in had parked his car in a "No Park mer and his family,were house on a western hilltop which old ladies-alsters-who for years libation to his National God. ing" area for an hour and fifty occasional fishermen far out over had been occupied by two very Such a doctrine, officially ap minutes on his own admission. the mud flats at low tide.

officer concerned One night, in the most terrific had lived as recluses. A neigh- proved, could not help but re- The police arouse all of the fears and dis- thought it was nearer two hours. storm of mid-winter, she awoke in bour who was called in one day The worthy magistrate dismissed the dark to find the boat tossing found one of them dead in a chair trusts of pre-war days. The the summons because of a certain and storm-racked, and stopped out and the other, half demented, and an elegant young man sald, most persuasively worded appeal "vaguencas" about the time of the of her bunk into two feet of crooning over her: "Wake her "Madam, why, oh why, keep your She knew Instinctively up! I can't get her to wake up!"meat in an out-of-date unhygienic for world understanding could arrival of the car. Did the Com-water.

They had existed in one upper cupboard? Most terribly unheal what had happened. The boat not overcome the conviction of mander emiler.

had slipped its moorings and was room of indescribable squalor,thy! Now I represent the Keep- peril induced by what appears

apparently drifting out to see on sharing even that with a flock of it and Freeze-it Home refrigerator

fowls and several mangy cats. Company. to be a mass effort to break

the windlashed tide. down every pacifist, tendency

It was black dark outside; the The floor was covered inches deep within the Reich, Herr Hitler

Talking of cars, the safety of the wind was roaring, the rain slash-with filth; the chimney had be-A PUN MY WORD OR HOOD OF cannot blame foreign opinion if it, fears that the object of his poor podestrian would soom to ing down, and the boat had a bad come blocked; the only outlet for

(Continued on Pajo 10.) policies is to gain time and to suggest the need for a regulation list. "Well, I suppose this is the the smoke from the fire was the

One end," she reflected. dull criticism abroad while he dealing with radiator caps. pushes on his preparations for particular make of car on sale to- the German military renaissance. day la provided with a cap from Neither can he complain if those which a sharp spike projects for wards for nearly six inches. It subject to such fears immediate adds a needless poril to the ly interpret as complete con-ordinary dangers of the road. A firmation, withdrawal from the slight accident might easily be League when it is made plain converted into a tragedy. that the alarm has given rise to radiator cap of this type should be a caution which insists that totally prohibited. Germany cannot have all she German wants all at once. logic should be able to follow the mental processes which have

Yesterday's announcement shows produced the present situation

the not-distant of deadlock. The Nazi creed clearly that in may be good for Germany; futuro America must make up her carried to its ultimate conclusion minds just how far she will go in helping to maintain the peace it must appear as a menace to of Europe. That peace is a very. the rest of the world. So long unstable thing. It has been, over as the National Socialist re-since the war. It was unstable the war. volution concerns only the people for decades before within the borders of the Relch, There is nothing in sight to in- can be dicate that it is going to be any no interference

as. it more stable in the immediate warranted. As soon

future. This is because there has steps

outside, it becomes

net, for many decades, been a altuation in Europe which was not Issue of first-rank portance to every nation. As deeply displeasing to certain im- pointed out by The Times, the mortant minorities. Before 1914, moral disarmament of Germany France wanted to regain her lost Is the factor that will outweigh provinces, Polish patriots dream- all other problems in seeking aed of Independence, restless solution of the crisis. If Herr groups in the Hapsburg empira war the central powers, particu- Hitler is sincere in his wish for schemed for separation; since the an era of peace, he must give his inrly Germany, have dolf the Ver words the logic of action. Ger-salles treaty, as an irksome re many can give full rein to its striction which must some day ba love of discipline and its public ended. If America atands aloof spiritedness without preaching; the disarmament programme must as did Captain von Papen, that collapse. A new wat will become have no assurance whatever that this menna endorsement of a more than likoly, and U.S.A. will national philosophy of prepared-she will be any more able to keep

out of it than of the last one. ness for the sacrifices of war.

an

AMERICA'S POSITION

A

We can't decide whether this should be the living room or the garage.

He: I think we auto go backfire Teunlon, don't you? Wheel have a Reo good time. Marmon Pop won't be there.

Him: Yeah, sedan. He may go. too.

He: I spoke to him. Ho anys he's too tired.

Him: Wheel go anyway. Fender we leave, Monday?

Ho: That a grease with me.

Scene II-Ithuca

Him: You didn't forget to Packard liquor, did you?

He: No, but we Winton drank. all but the keg of beer.

it

Him: Lot's tappet and distributor around. ((Looka for beur.) Viking we do, It's stolen.

"

He; Phaeton luck uro against us. How can we go un a bèndix and make Whippet?

Him: Gas it'll be oil right fuel get spins more. (Enter a group Essex or seven others.)

Ho Hey, you can't horn in hore. Klaxon beer for us or get out Quit

around.

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Somebody: Alenito have dash Overland and sea,

(Enter Bimon Leo with bear) Him: Da Beto be

Rome.

O.K. This

Stearns Knight into day. LaSa', gat drunk

Hei (One hour later): Willya Knight is fine. Let's go out and get a straight eight or two at the Con

Him: Valve wa do Dolco crazy whon we clutch them. A Kissel do me good, the Stude and I feel sick.

though,

Your

(Ho flops on the floor.)

Me: Let's Mack him get Hupp. Ho: I don't want to Diana night co this

Volce: Star any more heart Another voice: What Durnal for your money?...

Him: Auburn up. I'll give you a Steony jaw,

He: Ethyl right. No-Nox ever,

hurt me,

Voice: Chandler imagine

(Curtato)

that