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A VISIT TO INFERNO
By H. R. WELLS.
CHAPTER I. THE HOLIDAY..
The VerpIdea!
WE HAD A MASSAGE By Eddie Kelly," Maxfactored
A$
Japan's political and military aspirations are too completely dove-tailed' in the programme alleged to have been submitted for discussion to permit any-
out soon, you need not worry. I shall certainly be able to manage it." thing but acuta suspicion. At
He then went inside the palace, and
S we stood before the the same time, it is doubtful we Fukien Province who had pair of scrolls on a large iron plate There was a scholar living in Cheung Laan Kat walted outside. He saw a
mirror this morning, whether the Soviet representa- gained the degree of Doctor of Litern- on which there were ten large charac- thoughtfully stroking our ture. His name was Ting Laan-kat, tors in words in two antithetical tives have arrived in Tokyo and ho also had the
of five words each aquiline features, we be- or the "dream spame Mung Ling, sentence of all ovila fornication or thought that our sylph-like
aldo read, the armed with
necessary
When he was still a young student, adultery la the chief, and on the figure
deeds the principal authority to discuss these issues, twenty-four years of age, it happened other "Of all
was not. that on the much observed among
day of the ninth one is fillal piety." which have been a perennial | Moon, a day"
He also saw a great many people looking the Chineso as a great festival, he passing along. Some were sitting in its best. source of friction
between
took the opportunity to ascend sedan chairs, some rodo on horseback,
0 according to custom. He some were in carriages, some were in Russia and Japan.
Between mountain
took with him a bottle of wine for re- cangues and some frco, others were angular Some camo sauntering a clivities conflicting reports, it is difficult freshment, and wandered over the in chains.
hills admiring the scenery.
along swaying their arms and limbs
and de- to choose that which comes
He was by himself and heard noth-in an easy style, others again came nearest to the truth, but in viewing but the movements of the leaves with heads downcast as if in the clivities that de- on the pine trees and the other trees depths of despondency.
He observed that some who came note the of the wood, and the whispering sound of the falling leaves.
out
"Eeemed to bo very
of the great importance attach- ed by Japan to the purchase by Manchukuo of the Chinese Eastern Railway, implying as
the transaction would, Russian until they they had their own skins of horses, and some in akins of
Tho 50
of the Psed as heaven and real Kelly He sat down on the top of the hill pleased, as and poured himself out a few cups of earth. Somo howled and wept bitter were slip wine which he drank. Suddenly aty, some went away wearing long ping into a great gust of wind whirled by, blow official robes, some had ragged coats corpora... ing the leaves about on the ground and trousers.
whirled about as if boiling, and almost as ideas and sense.
Laan Kat anid, "This wind is vory delightful and yet it is strange, Burely it cannot be a spirit or demon passing by?" But in case there once remote. might be such a thing he at
poured out three cups of wine as a Kibation.
When the wine reached the ground, the wind and the leaves turned about and passed on.
recognition of the puppet State, the likelihood of the broaching of such controversial questions would seem to be Japanese diplomacy is usually far more subtle than such a procedure would denote.
The World's Biggest. City
CHAPTER IL
THE JOURNEY TO HADES,
tion. Some were
wero clad in cow's hide UT
Either doga and sheep. Everything that was a constitu- to be seen in the world was also to be tional or a seen in appearance in the nother massage world. One crowd was going, and was indicated. As our chit ac- another multitude was coming.
The mountain of knives, the tree of count has been stopped at the words, the sea of bitterness and the hotel, there was only one thing lake of blood could be seen in the for it. distance, yet they appeared to be closo to the eye.
Hongkong Telegraph.biggest city in the world, and it city moat, and I was just passing this
this ed.
MONDAY, JULY 3, 1933.
such an expression of good h
CHAPTER III.
THE ENTRANCE. After about half an hour, Bluecoat
"For instance there were Blan Cheung and Kwaan Tal, the gods of literature and war, who were. be- Ings promoted to godhead. Do you not agres that they ought to be in heaven?".
Editor's note: You could have taken up sport.
Sporting Editor's noto: If you're asking for my resigna- tion.
Editor's note: No, no, but you could have done exercises. like these film stars do.
"Celluloid's" note: If you are sneering at my pako......
Editor's note: No,
but
perhaps even dancing...
Eddie's note: Wo refuse to foot-note these innuendoes. We SCORNFUL AND maintain DIGNIFIED BILENCE (partly. because we cannot make ourself heard and partly because wo can't think of anything to say.).
•
In a moment Laan Kat became an if came out and said, "I know that you he were drunk and he slept, and then have been kept waiting for me a long he appeared to observe a man dress-time. I have been delayed an account ed in uniform of a blulah grey of various matters of business". colour who
came
bafore him and Ting Laan-kat said, “Woll, well, "Mr. Ting, you really bowed, saying,
there really is a nether world related London is a geographical ex-
are a good man. Thank you very to the world of men. I have read about this in books for a very long pression, variously defined; but much for your gift of wine".
Laan. Kat replied, "Honoured Sir, time, but I have been very sceptical as a unit of population clustering who are
you? Why do you speak about it. Thila was very wrong of
mo", in scores of suburbs and dormi-thus ?".
Bluecoat said, "I am not a man, I "Bluecont replied, "Well, people are tory towns round its metro- am a messenger, a sort of police in the world for less than a hundred officer or runner from the nether years. Those who do good are re- politan centre it is still the world.
I was on my way to a certain warded by blessing but the amount city with a despatch to the god of the of their happiness and peace is limit-j
Getting on with the story, before place."
Those who do ovil meet with we were so rudely interrupted. has lately been growing at an "When I was a man in the world of calamity, but their bitterness and
We betook ourself to the masseur, unmanageable rate. Thus remen I had a great craving for wine, sorrow is also limited. Therefore, the
and to-day, when I suddenly smelt the Creator has ordained that those who and asked for an estimate. We garded, "Greater London," as it fragrance of wine, I could not con- are really good should be rewarded didn't haggle about the price, so trol my feelings, so I stayed near here with great blessings and dwell in after the little difference of opinion is called, has an area of 700 and thanks to your great generosity, Heaven for thousands of years and regarding cash payment had been CER. DISPUTE
vinous throat has been Irrigated oven for over and ever",
settled, we undressed. square miles, and includes about and moistened. How can I
We have only a dim recollection of what passed as we lay in the The official parleys between one-quarter of the Russia and Manchukuo with the of England. In the ten years the man, and said, "Honoured Sir.
ed and oiled, and our chassis tapped. altogether, having our limbs knead- you are a responsible officer of the object of negotiating the sale of between 1921 and 1931
and lubricated like a scruffy Ford. the other world, and know all about the
conditions of that
"I have world. population of its outer area in Cord that there are eighteen grades very bad have great trouble and sor-we gazed appealingly into its pure "Those on the other hand who are Do we remember the celling us the Chinese Eastern Railway are creased by more than 1,000,000, or stages in Hades er Ifell but I do not row and are in Hell for thousands of white face, and the table as we proceeding in an atmosphere of and it has been continuously know the truth about these stages. years, in fact for eternity, such the closest seercey. Practically spreading since then. It has examine the place for myself, but were regarded as traitors. Do you.
have always wanted to go and people as Tso Tso and Tsun Wai, who pressed our nose into its unyield- No one will over know the agony nothing of an authoritative na- been throwing out ungainly
there is no road by which one may go, not agree that they ought to be in
Hell?
we bravely bora as he waved our and everything about that world is so ture has been disclosed regard-tentacles over
the once
There rural mysterious. Could you possibly take
are many others besides left leg beyond our reach, and ing the trend of the discussions areas that surrounded it, and in me to walk about there and see the these. Some are from the mountains twisted our other frall understand-
conditions 7".
of the genii and from the Kingdom Ing into a passable imitation of the Bluecoat-said, "That is as easy as of Buddha. They have left the world Swastika.. since the conference opened at spite of the riot of new building
that has gone on continuously picking up beans, in fact easier, be- but they have enjoyment and ease.
Nor will anyone ever plumb the Tokyo last Monday, a fact which since the war, there is still over-stood down to pick them up
causo in picking up beans one has to Of course, you know this. Do
think this kind of gladness and joy depths of our passion as-he-tled- Laan Kat said, "If you take me comes from
into the small of our back, and, vast problem has been under the
paths of ain?" Bluecoat said, "That is a matter of "In the world there is a class of while he intimately stroked course, systematic consideration of a
Is it likely that I would take very good people, and also some are corpuscles, discoursed on the dia- very bad. Those who are very good persion of incomplete metabolisms you away to denth 1". body known as the Greater THE GREATEST GOOD AND EVIL. are ordained to enjoy the greater by the physiological activity in-
So they went along together, and happiness, and so you may readily duced by Swedish massage. London Regional Planning Com-
after a time they reached a place understand that the very bad people
Accusing us, Edward Kelly, of mittec. How easy it is for un-where it grow darker, and they saw a are condemned to the
Rrentest trouble
being an incomplete metabolism! "As and the Soviet to settle "their area may be judged by the fact and stopped in front of the door.
and Boon they came to a large palace to those who are half good and We admit we don't know what it is, half evil, there must also be a method but we're sure that we're not it, Bluecoat said, "You walt here while of dealing with them, and trying whatever it is, and, anyway, if we selv tolare, use their own judgment is, wo would not be it incomplete,
reward".
although we are not sure what it
you
ing surface? All else was-blank.
seems to suggest that there is crowding at the centre. This there you must bring me back again". following the doing good or from our arms into a reef knot, knelt
more than mere surmise in the suggestion that political issues are forming an important fen- ture. Ostensibly Japan is hold-
ing aloof, allowing Manchukuo directed growth to spoil a huge great many people coming and going, and bitterness and griet
•
"Scholars,
for a walk to investigate the con- ditions"
as to the anelent records of the genil "But when I go in, if it should and Buddhas. How did it come to happan that there is much business pass that Kan Lol-kung was the per- to be attended to, and I cannot come (Continued on Nezt Columns.)
anyway.
our
Above is an interval where we have attended the Hongkong Hotel for a restorative and antidota against the ill-treatment we had from that ghastly fellow
This is another interval in which we lind another antidote against the brutal attack of that fellow
dispute" between themselves. that of the 700 square miles 1 go and give my report to the officials, their cases, and seeing that they re- were it, which we strongly deny, Count Uchida opened the confer-affected only 400 are actually After I have done that I will take you ence by expressing the earnest occupied as building sites. The desire of the Japanese Govern-houses are scattered, here in ment for the success of the de- lumps of population, there in ribbon development along the liberations, and after M. Yure- roads. But there is much that neff, the chief Russian delegate, may yet be done by planning and General Ting Hsih-yuan, the new building within the area, Manchukuo Minister, had res- and strictly controlling now ponded politely, the Japanese at development on the fringe. The tending the ceremony retired. plan envisages a "green girdle"
to It was also given out that Japan
the completely urbanized arca of London us wanted to settle the question as possible, for playing fields and a purely commercial deal. There pleasure spaces, and the defini is rumour, however, that Import- tion of the areas outside the ant political questions are on tho | girdle, some for building accord- agenda. One Japanese source ing to plan, some for public' declares that among the points spaces. A particularly import receiving consideration are (1)
as near
London. These, it is pointed out, should be planned as parts of complete units with residen- tial areas and trading, centres
account of the new industries ant part of the scheme takes
the question of a non-aggression which tend more and more to pact between the U.S.S.R. and collect in the neighbourhood of Japan (2) the question of the abandonment of North Saghalien by Soviet Russia and (3) the question of fishing rights in the suitably combined.. Thus the Maritime Provinces. Mr. Shige scheme indicates the grouping | mitau is belioved to be under- of industries and the grouping taking the negotiation for of subsidiary centres of popula- Japan. The suggestion is thint tion, and, the simultaneous plan- Japan is secking to obtain every ning of housing and traffic | facilities. Much will depend on possible gain from the obvious
the good will and initlatíve of desire of Russia to steer clear local authorities. It is not of a disastrous upheaval in the enough to have a good plan. For East. L such is the case, The next, and usually - more the Russian delegates will re-difficult, thing is to get it carried
their sibak
I never get any
*
Meanwhile-yes, this is an in- torval we have had another antidot. Against that beastly fellow, Meanwhile wo have felt so strongly about it that we have decided to consult our solicitors,
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The Cinema Critic has just told us what it is, so there will be nothing between the inter- vals now.
son appointed to mark and adjudicate
on the assays, and Tong Chung-kwal was a learned doctor in Naam Banan? Yet they were full of doubts and did not believe, and said that all things were foolish and superstitions could not be scen
with their own
they
Ting Laan-kat replied, "That fi
absolutely true",
Bluecoat continued, "If you' only: reckon that what you see is true, and what you do not see is false, then, the phoenix and unicorn must be falso and fabulous animals, and such people as Pak Heland-Pan Hoo are faise and only
Ting planskat Wald," "But in such enses there are books of
proof
Bluecoat-replied, "Yes, there
books,
but are there not who books
on the subject of lion 77are prog RE THE LIFE OF BLUECOATI Kering Lakk-kat said, "wall well, to
hear you speak is really). first class essay or disquÈS
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