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Japan's political and military aspirations are too completely dove-tailed in the programimo alleged to have been submitted for discussion to permit any thing but acute suspicion. At the same time, it is doubtful whether the Soviet representa- tives have arrived in Tokyo

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WE HAD A MASSAGE By Eddie, Kally, Maxfactored He then went inside the palace, and Laan Kat walted outside. He saw a

S we stood before the on which there were ten large charne thoughtfully stroking our pair of scrolls on a large iron plate

mirror this morning,

side read, "Of all evils fornication or thought that our sylph-like tera

ors in words in two antithetical sentences of five words each. One aquiline features, we be

were in

CHAPTER L THE HOLIDAY, There was a scholar living In Cheung gained the degree of Doctor of Litera Chau In the Fuition Province who had and he also had the name Mung Ling, ture. His name was Ting Laan-kat, or the "dream spirit”. When he was still a authority to discuss these issues, twenty-four years or young student, adultery is the chief," and on the figure

age, it happened other all good deeds the principal which have been a perennial Moon, a day much observed

that, on the ninth day of the ninth one in filial piety."

was not He also saw a great many people looking friction . of

passing along. Some were sitting in ho between the Chinese as a great sedan chairs, some rodo on horseback its best. Russin and Japan. Between mountain

took the to custom. He some

Thosa took with him a bottle of wine for re- cangues and some free, others wore a ngular

carriages, some wore in conflicting reports, it is difficult freshment, and wandered over the in chains,

Some hilla admiring the scenery.

came sauntering a clivities to choose that which comes

along swaying their arms and limbs He was by himself and heard nothin an easy

and de- style, others again came nearest to the truth, but in viewing but the movements of the leaves with heads downcast as it in the livities

on the pine trees and the other trees depths of

He observondency. of the wood, and the whispering sound

that de that some who came note the of the falling leaves,

out of the palace seemed to be very real Kelly Ho But

down on the top of the hill pleased, as pleased an heaven and and

poured himself out a few cups of earth. Some howled and wept bitter. were slip- wine which ho drank. Suddenly aly, some went away wearing long ping into a great gust of wind whirled by, blow- official rober, some had ragged coats in the leaves about on the ground and trousers, until they whirled about as if boiling, Some were clad in cow's hide

tion. Either idea's and Bonne.

dogs and Everything that was a constitu- an Kat said, "This wind is very to be seen in the world was also to be tional or a the likelihood of the broaching

Lan delightful and yet it. Is strange, seen in of such controversial questions surely it cannot be a spirit or demon world. Onlarance in the nether

.crowd was going, and massage there another multitude was coming.

was indicated. As our passing by But in case

chit ac would scem to remote.might be such a thing he at once

be

The mountain of knives, the tree of count has been stopped nt the Japanese diplomacy is usually poured out three cups of wine as a swords, the sea of bitterness and the hotel, there was only one thing

itbution.

lake of blood could be seen in the for it. When the wine reached the ground, distance, yet they appeared to be close the wind and the leaves turned about to the eye. and passed on.

of the great importance attach- ed by Japan to the purchase by Manchukuo of the Chinese Eastern Railway, implying as the transaction would, Russian

corpora-

or

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the once

a

and

CHAPTER IL

con

Laan Kat raised his hands to

Could possibly

æd.

CHAPTER IIL THE ENTRANCE.

Editor's note: You could have taken up sport.

you're

Sporting Editor's note: If

asking for my resigna titor's note: No, no,

but you could have done exercises like theso Alm stars do.

"Celluloid'e" note: If you are sneering at my page....

Editor's note: perhaps even dancing.':

Ho but

no.

Eddie's note: We refuse to foot-note these innuendoes. We maintain a SCORNFUL AND DIGNIFIED SILENCE (partly because we cannot make ourself heard and partly because war can't think of anything to say.)

and

THE JOURNEY TO HADES. 1 After about half an hour, Bluecoat In a moment Laan Kat became as if came out and said, "I know that you he were drunk and he slept, and then have been kept waiting for me a long he appeared to observe a man dress-lime. I have been delayed on account ed in a uniform of a bluish grey of various matters of business". colour who came before him and Ting Laan-kat said, "Well, well, London is a geographical ex-bowed, saying, "Mir, Ting, you really there really is a nether world related are a good man. Thank you very to the world of men. I have rend pression, variously defined; but much for your gift of wine".

about this in books for a very long Laan Kat replied, "Honoured Sir, time, but I have been vory sceptical as à unit of population clustering who are you? Why do you speak about it. This was very wrong of in scores of suburbs and dormi-

thus ?"

| mo" Bluecoat said, "I am not a man, I Bluecoat replied, "Well, people aro tory towns round its metro- am a messenger, a nort of police in the world for less than a hundred officer or runner from the nether years, Those who do good aro re- politan centre it is still the world. I was on my way to a certain warded by blessing but the amount

with city a biggest city in the world, and it city moat, and I was just passing th of their happiness and peace is limit-

despatch to the god of the

has lately been growing at an

place."

Those who do evil meet with

Getting on with the story, before "When I was a man in the world of calamity, but their attorness and we were so rudely interrupted. unmanageable rate. Thus re- men I had a great craving for wine, sorrow is also limited. Therefore, the

We betook ourself to the masseur, and to-day, when I suddenly smelt the Creator has ordained that those who and asked garded, "Greater London," as it fragrance of wine, I could not con- are really good should be rewarded didn't haggle about the price, so for an estimate. We is called, has an area of 700 and thanks to your great generosity, Heaven for thousands of years

trol my feelings, so DISPUTE ·

so I stayed near here with great blessings and dwell in after the little difference of opinion square miles, and includes about my vinous throat has been irrigated even for ever and over"

and regarding cash payment had been

Bottled, we undressed. molatened. How

"For instance there were Blan The official parleys between one-quarter of the inhabitants such an expression of

goodwill

Cheung and Kwaan Tal, the gods of of what passed as we lay in the

We have only a dim recollection- Russia and Manchukuo with the of England. In the ten years the man, and sald, "Honoured Sir, ings promoted to godhead. Do you ed and olled, and our chassis tapped literaturo and war, who wero be- altogether, having our limbs knead object of negotiating the sale of between 1921 and 1931 the you are a responsible officer of the not agree that they ought to be in and lubricated like a scruffy Ford.

other world, and know all about the heaven?". the Chinese Eastern Railway are creased by more than 1,000,000, or stages in Hades or Hell but I do not row and are in Hell for thousands of white face, and the table as we population of its outer area in conditions of that world. I have "Those on the other hand who are

heard that there are eighteen grades very bad have great trouble and sor-we gazed appealingly into its pare Do we remember the celling as" proceeding in an atmosphere of the closest secrecy. Practically spreading since then. It has examine the place for myself, but wore regarded as traitors. Do you

and it has been continuously know the truth about these stages. Iyears, in fact for eternity, such pressed our nose into its unyield- have always wanted to ко and people as Tao Tao and Teun Wai, who ing surface? All else was blank. nothing of an authoritative na- been throwing out ungainly there is no road by which one may go, not agree that they ought to be in No one will ever know the agony ture has been disclosed regard-tentacles over

and rural mysteriouthing about that world is so Hell"

we bravely bore as he waved our. ing the trend of the discussions areas that surrounded it, and in me to walk about there and see the theac. Some many others besides left leg boyond our reach,

are from the mountains twisted our other frail understand- since the conference opened at

spite of the riot of new building

conditions.

Bluecoat said, "That is as easy as of Buddha. They have left the world Swastika.

of the genil and from the Kingdom ing into a passable Imitation of the Tokyo-last Monday, a fact which

that has gone on continuously picking up beans, in fact easier, bo but they have enjoyment-and-case. since the war, there is still over-stoop down to pick them up

cause in picking up beans one has to Of course, you know this. Do

Nor will anyone ever plumb, the scems to suggest that there is crowding at the centre. This

think this Laan Kat said, "If you take mo comes from doing good or from our arms into a reef knot, knelt

kind

of gladness and joy depths of our passion as he tied the paths of sin?".

into the small of our back, and, suggestion that political issues systematic consideration of

Bluecoat said, "That is a matter of

"In the course. Is it likely that I would take very good people, and also some are corpuscics, discoursed on the dis are forming an important fea-body known as the Greater THE GREATEST GOOD AND EVIL are ordained to enjoy the greater by the physiological activity In-

you away to death?"

very bad. Those who are very good persion of incomplete metabolisms ture. Ostensibly Japan is hold-London Regional Planning Com- So they went along together, and happiness, and so you may readily duced by Swedish massage.

mittee. How easy it is for un- where it grow darker, and they saw a ing aloof, allowing Manchukuo

time they reached a place understand that the very bad

are condemned to the

people directed growth to spoil a huge great many people coming and going, and to those who are half good and Wo admit we don't know what it is, and the Soviet to settle "their area may be judged by the fact and stopped in front of the door.

Accusing us, Edward Kelly, of greatest trouble and grief."

being an Incomplete motabolism! and soon they came to large palace "An dispute" between themselves. that of the 700

haif evil, there must also be a method but we're sure that we're not it, Count Uchida opened the confer-affected only 400 are actually After I have done that I will take you cele folars judgment is, we would not be it incomplete,

square miles

Bluccoat seld, "You wait here while of dealing with them, and trying whatever it is, and, anyway, if we I I go and give my report to the officials. their cases, and that they re-wore it, which we strongly deny, ence by expressing the earnest occupied as building sites. The for a walk to investigate the con- "Scholars use

although we are not sure what it desire of the Japanese Govern-houses are scattered, here in

ditions".

ss to the ancient records of the genil "But when I go in, if it should and Buddhas. How did It come to ment for the success of the de. lumps of population, there in happen that there is much business pass that Kan Lol-kung was the per liberations, and after M. Yure-roads. But there is much that

ribbon development along the to be attended to, and I cannot come (Continued on Next Columns.) neff, the chief Russian delegate, may yet be done by planning and General Ting Hsih-yuan, the new building within the area, Manchukuo Minister, had res- and strictly controlling ponded politely, the Japanese at- development on the fringe. The tending the ceremony retired. plan envisages a "green girdle" It was also given out that Japan | 48. near to the completely

urbanized area wanted to settle the question as possible, for playing fields and a purely commercial deal. There pleasure spaces, and the defini- is rumour, however, that import- tion of the areas outside the ant political questions are on the girdle, some for building accord- agenda. One Japanese source ing to plan, some for public

Vou

more than mere surmise in the vast problem has been under the there you must bring me back again", | following world there is a class of while he intimately stroked, our

of London

new

18

declares that among the points spaces. A particularly import receiving consideration are (1)

ant part of the scheme takes the question of a non-aggression which tend more, and more to account of the new industries pact between the U.S.S.R. and collect in the neighbourhood of Japan (2) the question of the London. These, it is pointed abandonment of North Saghallen out, should be planned as parts by Soviet Russia and (3) the of complete units with residen- question of fishing rights in the

tial areas and trading centres Maritime Provinces. Mr. Shige-scheme indicates the grouping sultably combined. Thus the mitsu is believed to be under- of industries and the grouping taking the negotiation for of subsidiary centres of popula- Japan. The suggestion is that tion, and the simultaneous plan- Japan is seeking to obtain every ning of housing and traffic possible gain from the obvious facilities. Much will depend on desire of Russia to steer clear the good will and initiative of local authorities. It is not

of a disastrous upheaval in the enough to have a good plán. Far East. If such is the case, The next, and usually more the Russian delegates will re-dificult thing l¿ la gat it quire all their stock of patience, out

a

after a

reward".

anyway.

Above is an interval whore we have attended the Hongkong Hotel for a restorative and antidote against the ill-treatment we had. from that ghastly fellow

This is another interval in which we had another antidote. against the brutal attack of that fellow

*

Meanwhileyes, this is an in- terval when we have had another antidote against that beastly follow. Meanwhile we have felt so strongly... about it that we have decided to consult our solicitors,

The Cinema Criile has just told us what. It is, so there will be nothing between the inter- vals now.

son appointed to mark and adjudicato ·

on the essays, and Tong Chung-kwal was a learned doctor in Naam Shaan ?; Yet they were full of doubts and dia not believe, and said that all things. were foolish and superstitions if they, not be seen with their own

Ting Lann-kat replied, "That In absolutely trus”,

Bluecoat continued, "If you only rockon that what you see is true, and what you do not see is false, then the phoenix and unicorn must be false and fabulous animals, and, such people For Hal and, Pan Koo are falas and fabulous men” ESSENTIELI

case there are books of proofr

Bluecoat

thero