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BABY DOESN'T DUMP

THE POTATOES FOR MISCHIEF'S SAKE

By Olive Roberts Barlon.

When does a human being learn to let property alone? When does he lose the desire to handle thinga and go about with his hands in his pockets? Not until he is in bed with his last illness and even then ho would if he' could, pick a ravelling off the doc- tor's coat, because he thinks that thread should be some place else.

There is no difference betweqn. n. baby taking a bag of potatoes from the pantry and dumping them on the walk and his grandpa picking a thread off the doctor's coat. Except that after threo so this desire to Acore years or change things about becomes con- structive instead of destructive.

Not even that, because there is only a grey line between the two, often construction depends upon destruction.

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The baby has a plan, for in- stance, that he thinks better than his mother's plan. In his mind it is constructive, but to his mother's tired nerves it is absolutely the opposite. She wants those pota- toes whore she put them. The baby wants to roll them down the walk. To his mind the potatoes are being much more useful in their new place.

Construction or Destruction.

Take a beautiful river valley, The people living nearby love their river. They use It is they think best. They go boating on it, pipe the water into their homes, irrigate their fields, water their stock, or sit on porches at twi- light and admiro it. The river is just as they want it. Everything is lovely,

But along comes a steel com- pany with a mile of mills. It does not displace the river but will ruin it for its former users. Or

perhaps it is a power company with a government concession. They take the water and turn it Into huge conduits and leave the

river bed dry.

The potatoes are out on the walk again. Construction, so call- ed by some. Destruction, by others. It all depends upon the point of view.

DER-CAPES!

Filmdom's Wrapped Up in Them

Elizabeth Allan

Hollywood-Capes have a Indy-something about them Hollywood makes Hollywood girls love them.

Elizabeth Allan wears a short dark gray cape, with slits for her arms, to top a light grey skirt of the same mottled wool, and tops it with a felt sailor of the skirt's grey. Her lacy blouse is of the skirt's light grey and the skirt rises to a high- walatline over the blouse, fastening with a snappy metal but- ton clasp at the side-front. Her shoes and gloves are the cape's

grey.

Wynne Glason, wore a dark blue wool crepe suit with cape sleeves to the jacket. Her blouse was a krinkly plaid taffeta, typing at the neck with a loose bow.

Bebo Daniels, wore an ankle length dress of black crepe with short, puffed sleeves and a fluffy, wired capo collar of white embroidered organdie.

Peggy Hopkins Joyce, wore a pink crepe negligee, with an entire cape collar of yards of uncurled ostrich, shaded from pink to rose.

Wera Engles, wore a vivid blue satin, form-fitting evening gown and a diminutive evening cape of silver brocade, em- broidered with thousands of little jewels in a Chinese design.

YOURSELF

Little children are seldom wan- GLORIFYING tonly destructive. A baby builds blocks so he can knock them down. Does this appear to be without plan? It has a plan. We are too quick to think that every- thing a child does is merely to provide him with excitement or! sensation.

Pleasure Is a Tonic.

Buy Your Permanent With Care

By Alicia Hart. But even if this is true we must Straggling locks have no place remember that it is good to de-in the summer sun. You should velop the pleasurable omotioris. begin at once to plan a summer

16 Is better to pay a little more and get a wave in a shop that uses

reliable standard brand lotion

and has experienced operators than to let some inferior product and operator spoll your hair.

Remember that your operator is even more important than the kind of wave itself. Twisting the hair on the rods properly in half the battle. People who know the permanent- waving busincas thoroughly always test the hair before they apply either the lotion or the heat. Fine hair needs

knows that fine hair burns easier than coarse hair and she will judge the heat according to your own individual requirements.

It is our pleasurable emotions that coiffure which not only will be more heat than that which Ja net as a tonic for the drab work becoming but will stay in place on coarse. But a real operator of life. The mind and nerves the beach, tennis court or the golf need stimulus. -

links. Little children tear up a house. A permanent may be the answer We find ash trays in the bread box | to your problem. Permanent and spoons In the scrubbing pail. waves to-day are a far cry from There are permanents on the They are not being deliberately the old ones that had to be set market now that use no heat com. disorderly or destructive. They constantly and for all that weren'ting by electricity from a machine. are experimenting on combina-so very attractive. Nowadaya The curling is done by a lotion tions in placing. They grow older that is changed. Permanent waves appiled to the pads. This type and take apart clocks or toys, he leave your hair soft and silky and takes much less time and is very cause curiosity is behind experi- what's equally important stay satisfactory. ment now and nature is prompting perfectly set in lovely waves from

one shampoo to the next.

them in still another way.

SATIN EVENING GOWNS.

ACROSS

1 A sort of a kind.

4 In spite of the twinkle in the first, the whole gave sorry cheer.

B "A.1 calm trips" (anag.),

11 K you are not able to pay it, you certainly won't got any in the diner.

12 A useful earth 'in spite of its

beginning to poll.

13 Theso native enclosures

Arc

almost entirely occupied by dis- membered striped quadrupeds. 16 Add is to a hundred and go

fishing

10 in the song, was implored

to do so longer.

17 A

10

A little piece of metal. Cleric.

20 The Island of the blue grotto.

22 This, I'm afraid, spells the end

of hare.

20 A Scot who'd be a deal'hungrier

with a change of head.

27 A bird with a beo in its bonnet

has four legs.

28 Illuminatora.

20 Preserves.

31 Food for the American.

32 One must have wit to Imitate bird songs and work in the right circles,

and make 38 Take a fresh start

those brooks run underground. 34 Anagram. of 7..

DOWN

1 Enough is as good as a feast

and as a clue.

2 The rate of the weed varied.

3 Turkish rules whose heart bears evidence of warmth past; if not present.

5 Concerning a clan..

6 Quite a lot of paper,

Jimmy's

1. D'Axuflar Street.

How to

REMOVE A CORN!

PAIN STOPS. INSTANTLY

Why take chances with unscientific methods--or with cutting corns? Blue- Jay is the scientific meth- od used by millions for 85 years. Invented by, a fa mous chemist.

Stops pain instantly, Corn 'goes in 3 days.

How Blue-Jay works: A in the mild medication that gently un- dermines the corn. B is the felt paul that relieves pressure, stops pain at once. C is the adhesivo strip that holds pad Din plačo, provents allpping.

At all

ebamista

Special sizes for bunions. and calluses.

As they grow still older they Don't get a new permanent for learn about property rights, some- summer in the first place you hap- thing they cannot possibly com- pen to pass by, Shop around a prehend at first. Then they be- bit as you would for a dress that gin to use restraint and judgment. had to last six months or a year signs makes handsome evening BLUE JAY CORN REMOVER But people never get over it. But shopping for a permanent They merely learn to use control wave doesn't refer to price alone. gowns for summer.

SALESMAN SAM

Printed satin in large, floral do-

Too Big!

HAVIN & HIAKKA

7 Such tradesmen can easily get Into the top class by transposing their first and fourth letters.

A nasty situation "in damp Creto" (anag.).

DA certain branch is skilled. 10 The amusing feature of dentis-

try.

13 A Crusader.

new

14 Herbs for the unsophisticated. 17 Sho cannot escape a part of the

penalty.

18 A spot of luck for the holder. 21 Shi speak if you dare! It's in

front of the window, 23 Frilling.

24 A German town is prominent in

auch decreases,

20 With Boniface in front to wel-

come you.

27 Happen, this will do-excuse the

archaism.

30 Avon's pride.

31 Out of date profanity.

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