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WAR DEBTS.

back. The last state would be worse than the first. The re- sults of the Economic Confer- ence would be harmful rather than null. That would not be the end of the failure.

Weighty Water

DON'T FOLLOW IN FATHER'S FOOTSTEPS Advice to the Younger Generation—

By MAY EDGINTON

The Very Idea!

NATURE'S HAIR

RESTORER

By Eddie Kelly, Gland Expert.

TOT news for sheep,"

"HOT

said Professor Kelly. It has been found after Hail Youth! Every man and ly about the current international Heavy water has been dis-woman of forty and over envies you. crises, and rejoices in or bomoans

removal of the pineal gland Strangely enough, the young also the result of the most remote by long experiment that the covered. A distinguished Call-envy the man and wornan of forty election in Great Britain.

I suggest, therefore, that the from sheep vastly increases fornia chemist has announced though not over forty. They en-

But in plunging into current history that "eatopes" have got into vy them their privileges, their pool of today is more interested the growth of wool, says an

wer, and their "freedom." the hydrogen of ordinary H2O this onvy is as nothing to the other than the pageant of the past, how. Australian magazine. in some places and raised the envy: the young outgrow it as they ever picturesque.

combined weight 10 per cent. outgrow their clothes. The other

envy, once felt, endures.

arc

"So Intricate and delicato ik One of the most important things

the operation," continues

the to be taught in any school, to my

journal, "that the discovery can afmind, would be the history

So much for selenco. Ex- labour, from the day of the serf be of no commercial value."

ROW cited sheep may

resume until now; another is the history of politica, national and international;

their seats, until we are finished. and, similarly, the history of trade.

effect of The remarkable

AUGURY FOR FUTURE.

The case of Aspen Poaker will be called to mind by all interested in this gland treatment. He had his Pineal gland removed. The resulta exceeded all expectations.

His trousers grew to enormous

by

by

suffocation

the

The discovery may upset tho

Here is the year 1933, and existing international standard crisis of the world. What a good of weights and measures. When,time in which to be young! What

a weary time in which to be old where and how the isotopes in- It is a good time in which to be

FATUOUS ELDERS. serted themselves in the water, young because soon the world will be seething with amazing opportuni-

But the Norman Conquest, the similar experiments on human reports do not clearly explain, ties; boya now making elementary

willWars of the Roses, the indiscretions beings has, up till now, not been but it is sufficient for the layman tests in school laboratories

there. startle the world with immense now of certain Kings.... Youth finds so disclosed.

That's why, discarding all pro- that the "critters"

discoveries for manufactories, now much there that is irrelevant to the An isotope is defined as a new discoveries for medicine, for mo- sharppressing needs of immediate fessional niceties, we are going to

of to-day's disclose them. class of atom that is twice as tive power, now discoveries-let us life, to the. torrent

face it for new deaths in war, as affaire, that over comparatively dus heavy as the ordinary breed as-well as for new glories in peace. ty studies it is apt to be lethargic. One notices youth, then, picking sociated with the chief element

YOUTH NOT UNMANNERLY.

its way, accepting this and reject

Kot of water. The chemists have

Every girl now growing up caning that, till: "You'vo been so busy trying to keep the

be stronger, more beautiful, more shocking bad report, boy. You're neutrons and electrons apart and knowledgeable than the women be an idle young dog." Gilded youth proportions. He was saved from

still shows fatuous in its galetics death the physicists so intent upon fore her.

It is usual for mature people to upon occasion, but never so fatuous adequate and all-round operation. chasing the cosmic ray to Its lair

keep their envy secret. I have ne-as were our forefathers, with their hle braces preventing his trousers gaming clubs, their drinking bouts, from growing up over his face. that the isotopes have been over-ver been silent about mine.

their wild oats," and the num-Ha boots grow to auch An looked. It is probable that they Contrary to general opinion, as

long walka in them until he caught slipped into the water at about imparted to me, I find the younger af their regulation fair ladice. extent that he was shio to go for

extraordinarily tactful, courteous

up with his too caps. the same time that one of them and good-tempered; as in fact the There is an asceticism of habit He was found, starved to death, slipped into the addenda of the youth of every age has always had latest edition of Mr. Webster's to be or suffer for it. The grud-abroad to-day that is a very fine in the lining of his hat, three weeks dictionary. In all probability ginge and grumbling, the tantrums augury for the future. The best after the conclusion of the experi Then there was Annie MacAnna, and the rages, usually come from boys are self-disciplined to an ex-ment.

a native of Western Abbycalnin, they will make the main section clderly people who, if all their tales tent few of their fathers ever know,

It does not dismay me at all to who had her face lifted to such an in the next issue. Meanwhile of their excellent upbringing could Perhaps the best girls are too.

bo believed, should be, in midille the layman la edified with the age, perfect examples to all those hear that any of my young friends extent that the only way she could definition that an isotope is "one less experienced. For its tolerance has possesed himself, with pride, present a decent facial complexion towards auch disagreeable folk, I of an old car, and has been seen to the world was to rouge her knee- It is now crystal clear that of two or more elements occupy-admire youth with an almost un with a damsel at a "road house." caps. Not that this has anything to

Youth moves with the times and do with glands.

The foregoing is merely mention- no serious efforts to secure aing the same position in the tompered admiration.

would soon be left behind if it did

ed in order to point out how dangor- The young of to-day furnish a wor debts periodic table, practically iden-

There is practially no boy and noous it is for unqualified practition- question is contemplated by the tical in chemical behaviour and topic that I happen to discuss fre-not.

quently with various paterfamilias,

One of the most harrowing in- British or American Government distinguishable only by radio- all of whom unwittingly display to girl who should, follow a parent'sers to dabble in new sciences.

stances of this was Mr. X, who I would give youth all possible had part of his Dollar glands remov- prior to the meeting of the active transformations and small me, much magnified, the very fauita example.

freedom Economic Conference. differences in atomic weight."they complain of in their

There is a sore subject called here freedom. To-day that As the key to the whole world-Chemists say that if too many dity upon which we do not touch. would be spent mostly in the open

The young are always with us as Bir. The temptations" that the hotel chits became out of all pro-.

elders knew and, later, feared complex, political and economic, isotopes get into the water it will it has naturally taken up a con-have a greater density than the a bone of contention, and as it was would now be dull, trite, foolish.seemed to get bigger. At the same

in the beginning so it is now; and Many of them exist no more. Lake.so it alwaya will be, unless the siderable amount of the time water of Great Salt

There is another change of mind occupied in the Roosevelt-Mac-Housekeepere will meet soon to generation now growing up become I will not say "heart" which I

the perfect parents, seeing the note Donald conversations. But the protest any prospective advent in their own eyes before condemnotico in these youngsters. brief communique issued on the of heavier water. They declare ning the mote in the eye of the boy subject signified abandonment that a bucketful of ordinary wa-or the girl. of the negotiations contemplated.ter is heavy enough for them to lug around the kitchen. But It is rather a pity. The longed uncertainty cannot be promoters of watered stock are relieved. The main impediment not interested. Even a gener- to enterprise both in Great Bri-ous supply of isotopes would not tain and on the Continent re-float their commodity just now.

settlement of the

World

mains to be overcome.

pro-

Presid-

ent Roosevelt has, therefore, Bullfights in the Movies

make the schoolmaster,

little.

subs.

POVERTY UNREVERED.

ed.

According to his depositions, his

portions, and his working expouses time his circle of acquaintances row.amalier, the shroffs grow nas- tier, and his socks shrunk, shrank. and shrinked.

He died of applied economics, a martyr to, science, his Inst words being: “Ain't it gland to be bloomin' well dead." Fortunately, we still have all our

WE APOLOGISE.

In my young days a prunes-and- KEEN ON REALITIES. prisms governess could tell me the tale of the nice Emperor who on a Curiosity is not the least of my certain day of the year used to wash emotions when I contemplate the the sore fect of the beggars. I ad- glands intact. young. It acems to me that they mired this good man. But if I told, have adopted for themselves a new the tale to a child now he would form of education that might well if of reasoning age at all-probably natural enemy the parent, think a Why did he only wash their sore belleve all the stories you tell and his nak: "Why were there beggars? Dear Edward Kelly, don't feet? Why didn't he look after his about your "headache" are true. For instance, my own son failed kingdom better?"

If they are, they're not a true re- to gain a school certificate leav- The young to-day have a pity for flex of married life. chosen the next best thing,

Ing his public school because he is poverty--no reverence. They may I am a married man, but I have. moratorium until after the meet- Bullfights are utterly repugn- hopeless at mathematics. But for admire the giving of alms, but will never spoken harshly to my wife called her namca except ing of the Economic Conference.ant to most people outside of seine years he has read the finan- first deplore the necessity. Mere or

ing them have no place in their velt's difficulties with Congress concept of decent entertainment. markets.

and shrewd knowledge of the the gesture. In their souls they My wife has never in her married are still extreme although Mr. An announcement

have abolished the precedent; life thrown a saucepan or anything that Holly-

The worst It may be that the Tudor period though they may not let us knowHke that at me, Rainey probably reflects a wider wood was producing such a film bores him by comparison with the it, because they are always afraid has ever called me is "Naught- attitude when he says that, al-has roused widespread, indign-events of his own day; he may be of us

yaughy". of And we are always afraid though hostile to the morator- ant protest. The lame excuse uncertain about the Normans; but ium, he will support any request proffered that the bullfight would from abroad he writes to me keen them.

not be filmed in the United State: made by the President. The which of course the law would corresponding difficulties of Bri-not permit anyway-does not tish statesmen are in certain hold water. As the National Review pertinently respects, insuperable. The real Humane position of Great Britain is sel- says, "If a bullfight were to be filmed there would have to be

In this matter, President Roose-Spain Motion pictures depict-will speak to me with acute interest translate the formula and analyst or something like that.

column of the newspapers and geatures are nothing to them; they "Duckywuck" or "Wooshywoosh",

dom stated with simplicity. It a bullfight, and it would make no is a reasonable attitude-one difference to the bulls and that human nature in the same the horses whether the fight predicament would take up in took place in California, Mexico any land. The word is "equal-or Spain." Can it be that the anturation point for cheap gang- ity." Under the heaviest terms ster pictures having been reach- Britain tried hardest to pay. By ed, the motion picture industry comparison with other nations is casting around for new thrills- she has been conspicuously pen-for jaded appetites? And that alised. No Government in Great the immature and adolescent, surfeited with the false gallan- Britain could live if it accepted try of the gunman and his tay- the proposition that Britain dry pleasures, are now to be should become a universal scape-exposed to the realistic butchery goat; that we should be the only of the bull arena camouflaged nation bound to international with the gaudy accoutrements of payments for the World-War. If a prancing toreador? In Spain the bullfight is yielding to the those payments are to continue wholesome activities of athletics In any shape, the sacrifices will such as football, tennis and golf... have to be justly spread amongst Should it be permitted in the all the nations concerned. Gar-United States to turn back the many will have to do her part. clock? Putting worn-out horses to cruel torture and slaughtering But the attempt to revive Rebulls to provide "amusement" parations in any shape or form can have no place in the codes would be like throwing a monof Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts key-wrench into the new me-and all kindred associations. chanism for advancing recovery And surely parents everywhere and under-pinning peace. This will place such films on the for- bidden list. If movie producers is the crux. It must be faced and distributors have their ears with supreme good sense. Other to the ground, they will hear the wise every project of world-co- unmistakable "No" to all auch operation will be thrown for proposals.

"Days like this I always feel the call of nature. Let's

Bee if thoro is a good jungle movie on."

ake

I have never kept back a cont from her since we were married. Neither have I told her a lic, or come home to find her out playing bridge on the Peak,

I sincerely hope you will print this in fairness to those people who might got a wrong idea of mar- riage from reading your column. Marriage is wonderful. I know. I've been married eight, days and. jono hour.-Yours sincerely, ZŁACK.

FACE THE FACTS.

The text-book, "Dials and How to Decipher Them," by Professor Kolly (our copy from Dodder and Company) is crowded with useful notes for those with the courage to Examine their own faces. Some typical extracts:

"Ears. A thick car indicates a quarrelsome disposition; an car pre- senting a gnawed or bitten appear- ance shows that the owner fa att earning money; a ploughed or gravelworn surface shows that he Rets drunk and comes home on it. An exceptionally long ear indicates political aptitude; if the ear missing nitogether, it denotes that he is married.

A

a

Nose-Colour (if possible in cou- junction with breath) is the boat guide hore. A reliable scale is:- Rose-pink, beor; vermillion, beer and gin; lobster, vodka; maroon, O.P. rum. In the case of maiden ladier, omit these deductions and refer with tact to the weather. A much-enlarged #020 ahowa talkie-flend who has tried to |imitate Hollywood language.

"Eyes. If badly crossed, in the effort to aeg two ways at they indicate a pedestrian. Eyes protruding like gooseberries denote a subject who has received his hotel account or alternatively a fre- quenter of the beach at Repulse- Bay.

once,