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TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1933.

by the presence of Japanese THE SOCIAL EVIL: V troops. Only when this plan was carried through did Japan;

STUDEBAKER adopt the attitude that Man- TYPES AND CHARACTERS

operation.

NEWS

rooms, and a demonstrator will be available for all who wish to try out this new system of control.

Nicknames

in the monstrous structure.

Blackmail

The Very Idea!

THE ASPIRIN TEST

By Edward "Cough-drop” Kelly,

England won the fourth test by two whooping cougha and ten blood-blisters,

At least, that's what the result

upon

It was announced during the lunch adjournment that E. Payn- - ~ ter, the Lancashire left-handed batsman, was in bod suffering from tonsilitis and that he would probably take no further part in the Test match.

Not to be outdone, the South China Morning Post follows up with this:

Following the announcement that Paynter, the Lancashire left-handed batsman, is in bed suffering from tonsilitis, the Australian Board of Control has

or

churia no longer belonged to China, Her recognition of the

It has come within the settled in that event, they remember new "State" was obviously de-

mistroas Kinetic Energy Takes signed to support the myth of order of things that the treatment with due gratitude the

genuine, independence. The facts of delicate cases should be in- who perhaps has taken the active role of match-maker or go-between. Over All Engine Worry,have now been clearly put on cluded within the scope of the But the foregoing are rather

record, and it remains to be Po Leung Kuk. But he is verily ceptional instances. Full automatic kinetic control seen what the Assembly, of an optimist who can hope to find Descending the scale, we re- should be, for quito apart from of fuel mixture, temperature and the League will do next week in it the fulfilment of all re-discover that creature without the leg theory, the present series definite medient spark, featured in the new 1983 and precisely what Japan's re- quirements. Indeed, it has been compare. the ely brothel-keeper. has acquired a line of Studebaker cars, is and action to the indictment will be. found convenient to follow the fitting mate of the procurer and aspect:

Hino of least resistance by sending of decency, who imposes har focussed not so much on batting trafficker, insonsate to all notions by corporation engineers to be

Public attention these days is the most highly perfected and

undesirables from the Colony, al- terms ne she will. knowing full and bowling averages, as advanced system of carburetion

though as often as they are de- well that the victim without a Bradman's blood pressure and and ignition ever achieved in an

ported they will return; and are Government Hence is not in a Tate's swollen foot. automobile. Virtually, these It is a commonplace that or- again deported. The process may position to retallate or help her- refinements render the new Stude-dinary words in the English lan- continue ad infinitum. Of late we

self. bakora absolutely independent of guage have often become proper notice that other ports have But just as one creature is prey weather. Even at zero you need numea. When the first Earl permitted themselys a way in the the natural order of things that for another, so it has come within merely turn the switch key and of Birkenhead took as his motto, affair. Singapore, for instance, in her turn the mistress of the drive away.

"Smith of my own fortunes" (in has put its foot firmly down, saya unlicensed establishment should This new ayatem perfected by Latin), he was only commemo-it has enough trouble puzzling out find herself preyed upon by that Studebaker during the pant your rating the trade of the original la comprised of three separate and holders of his family name.

n almilar problem on its own, and most vicious piece of creation-

the parasite and bully who fre- distinct elements of control, full Fewer people, however, realize requests the this should not

quents these haunts. Oppressive nutomatic, choke. automatic heat that, as Professor Ernest Weck- be added to by arrivals from in method and depressive in out- and automatic apark. All three ley has recently observed, pro- Hongkong. We discern in this look, their actions are unimpressive are closely inter-related and inter-per names have themselves in- an explanation of why the official except as those of anmitigated dependent, and should be confluenced the English language, alternative has now narrowed scoundrels, parasitical touts, anti-| sidered as a unit, each part of The centenary of the macintosh down to Canton and Maeno.

Police apics, and, Renerally which contributes definitely to the

irretrievable criminals-out-of-

cabled We now come to the final phase goal. He goes where the "shark"

the M.C.C. protesting release of the driver from all happens to fall in 1933. How necessity of thought or worry as

against a left-handed man hay- many wearers of that invaluable of the local problem before pass goes, proyn on it and with it,

Ing tonsilitia. The Board con- to the efficiency of his motor's garment will remember that its ing on to n review of types and hoth, it can be conceived to the

tends that Paynter contracted name is derived from Charles characters to be found therein, ultimate detriment of the girl.

tonallitis in order to gain more The new Studebaker models will MacIntosh, who first took out a The premise having been accoril-

We must admit ourselven as- publicity for the visiting cleven, soon make their appearance in the patent for the fabric from ed that the chances (such as they

are) and who should be a better tonished by the condition of and, while sympathising with Hongkong Hotel Garage, Show-which it is made? The story of judge than the unfortunate her affairs bringing about the evolu Paynter himself, rofuses to nl-

low Bradman's halitosis In this self-are generally against hertion of yet another arrangement macadam is similar.

probability business of nicknames, there."reform." we in all

McCabe's whooping cough, to be side-tracked. are, indeed, numerous my next see the girl just released steries. We know why Stilton from a "case" returning to hur

Next day the Daily Press salema- cheese is so called, although it old mode of ranking a living.

These parasites grown in num-ly announces that Mr. Paynter's THE HONGKONG HOTEL never has been made at the will have no difficulty whatever in ber and cool audacity have been illness is responding to skilful Rtrue- treatment and a complete re- pleasant village of that name. Pleking up the threads (they are able to superimpose this Stilton cheese comes from the all there provided by the hidden iture and by means of it they are

coyery is hoped for In the course organization) and begin the of a few days. An editorial dis- anew. And it is with, others who

a life shared and girl, knowing no limits. This course on tonsilitis and its hot an unsubsidiary structure may or may lation to cricketer's jaw-bone. remitting charge on her earnings.not be cohesive. Like the vice

ring, it may be one or on thu "Pro Bon Publico" writes to the settled down at a famous coach- Types & Characters other hand, made up of separate Press on the use of peppermint ing inn at Stilton, and regular- To explain. The brothel. entities, but this much is known drops and hot gin as against raw ly imported from his old homekeeper, such an the authorities of them, that their activities are

eggs for the treatment of the correspondence Hongkong Telegraph. quantities of cheese which soon

have known her in the licensed disguised in the form of "Triad disease, and the acquired the name of his new houses, is generally an amiable Societies" possessing the outward threatens to become a controversy residence. But against this has and agreeable creature; one who form but not the aspirations of when "Australian" counters with to be set our ignorance of why hopes to do well by her charges the oue-time perfectly respectable a letter atating that Armstrong had tonsilitis long before Paynter in England a first lieutenant is and in her turn to be well served organizations we have heard

reason, much about as having existed in

was ever heard of. known as "Jimmy the one," or by them. Not without

of the world. The

Not to be outdone, the Austral- counter-caBunity. THE "MANCHUKUO" Why Portsmouth is called "Pom- she also permits herself hopes of this part

Who was the original putting by enough in the course of rogues thus disguised are without ians develop a Dey."

themselves or Woodfull Is reported to be suffer- MYTH

victims. Two or "Nosey Parker"? And, coming time maybe to acquire one of honour amongst

from pimples following a visit to those very desirable stone-and- vis-a-vis their down to very modern times, concrete (fire-proof) buildings more auch personalities have been the M.C.C. dressing room.

a single Japan's contention that Man Professor Weekley asks, Why. is that are going up in Shamshuino known to descend on

The Critic brings out a chukuo was created as the con- a cheap motorcar called a "tin and other rapidly developing dis-girl and each secure his share of tional poster apropos its article.on sequence of a genuine and spon- Lizzie"? Can anyone tell him? tricts on the mainland; and so to the extortion, with the sententious the latest developments in Aus- taneous movement by the people

438ure herself of an old age declaration that each was "pro-tralia- of Manchuria has been rudely!

paksed in easy security. It tecting" (sic) her from the ether. shattered by the text of the re-

follows therefore that she has The next we hear of both is in a to which they commendations made by the

much to benefit by, keeping herself coolie tenhouse on tolerable terma with the afterwards adjourn for amiable

Then Jardine develops hic- Drafting Sub-Committee of the Sir William Beveridge, direc-

she has conversation-two rascals with Committee of Nineteen at Gentar of the London School of authorities from who win, if but one single thought-hatching coughs and must pass an audition. teat before selection. Pataudi' It is openly declared in Economics, addressing the head- possible, a name for fairness in maybe further mischief. They

sore throat. Larwood complains. this document that Manchukuo masters conference, recently business dealings. This has been are identified as being in a class goes down to an attack of Nawab's is a Japanese-created organism, lamented that the scholastic generally true of the erstwhile with those others who

Australia scores again, however, and that the Nine-Power Treaty flower of British youth studied prosperous quarter of West Point, the teahouse waitress concerning of being full after meals. applies to Manchuria às to other at the universities subjects in

where the inmates have been able whom and also cabaret-dancers parts of China. The inference the humanities as useless as

to deck themselves out in the another story may be told one day, when Oldfield is stung by from this latter finding is that exhausted coal mines."

He finest of superficial finery and (In the next article, the writer hornet. But Sutcliffe evens mat- At Jast Jardine realises that noted for an ability to crack will place his conclusions forward ters with an attack of the shingles. melon-seeds exquisitely between on the facts as disclosed in this the odds are in favour of the pearly teeth, and a capacity for and preceeding articles; sugge. Australians, who have the whole tions for co-operation in an under-continent to pick from to develop

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IS THE HONGKONG GOVT. TO BLAME?

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Japan has acted in contraven-suggested that it is to the good tion of the Treaty, by the terms neither of the individual nor of of which she explictly undertook the nation that the cleverest witty conversation. to respect the sovereignty of young people, should devote In fact, many have been known taking which obviously China. But the Drafting Sub-themselves to courses of study to have done quite well for them-complicated for effective disposal complaints. An urgent telegram Committee does not merely con- that have no connexion with selves and to have achieved the by the official means hitherto em tent itself with categorical as-life in the twentieth century. ultimate goal- graceful cxit out ployed and found embarrassing; triumphal and also suggestions for aa im- sertions: it goes much further by If Sir William's, lament be of the quarter and a citing facts in support of its sub- justified, few would deny its entry the envy of all her associates, provement in the present systent missions. One of these is worthy seriousness. It would amount into the household of some well-to of official control which has left of special meation,

name to a summary condemnation of do individual in the sinecure posi- many flawa and weakened the con-efficacy of any action taken while such flaws continue to exist.) ly, that the rights conferred the whole system of British tion of a secondary wife or

cubine.

upon Russia and subsquently education, for no educational acquired by Japan in the South system can be defended that Manchuria Railway zone were misapplied its best talents. But derived from the sovereignty of are the classics (which Sir China. This point could be William's remarks presumably developed further by showing chiefly concern) as impractical that in all matters concerning as he appears to think? In one Manchuria, Japan has always respect they certainly are not. dealt with China, which is proof Nothing is of greater practical positive of the fact that Man- Importance to-day to a young! churia was always regarded by man than getting a job. In this her as part and parcel of China. connexion it is claimed by some. The Drafting Committee, in- that a student with a high hon- deed, points out that in the ours degree in classics from first phase of the present dis-either Oxford or Cambridge has pute Japan, did not argue that brighter prospects of finding Manchuria hvas not a part of satisfactory employment than China, but proposed that the any other kind of university dispute should be settled be-graduate in the British Empire; tween the parties. These par- he is looked upon with favour tics, it is significant to note, even by the hardest-headed busi- were Japan and China, not Ja-ness men. Did not the Cam- pan and Manchuria. The mere bridge Appointment Board not fact that Japan was willing to long ago receive an application treat with China in the matter from a Dutch oil company on definitely indicates that the dis- the shores of the Caspian for pute was one concerning which twelve graduates, "Classical Japan did not contest China's Tripos preferred"? It is good right to be consulted. It was that this state of affairs should only after the events of Septe obtain. If it does nothing else ber, 1931, that Japan came for of contemporary significance ward with her submission that (and this is far from the case), Manchuria did not belong to a classical training tends to in- China at all. The developmenta culcate a sense of values. A true which then occurred are blunt- sense of values is the world's ly stated by the Drafting Com-primary need to-day. At the mittee, when it asserts tat present time the world has a group of Japanese civil and greater material capacity for military officials planned, or getting what it wants than in ganised and carried out the any previous age. How essen- "Independence"- movement, tial, therefore, that it should which was only made possible want the right things,

"Don't hang over me like that I'll order something I

don't want."

is sent to longkong (ns being the nearest place) for additional re- cruits. Edward Kelly and George Bernard Shaw ("1 Am not healthy") are called upon, and agree to proceed to Australia for

selection in the Fifth Test,

And that, Sir, is how we won the series. It was the survival of the Bickest.

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But who will forget Bradman's last wicket stand before Voce got under his influenza with eucalyptus drop that swung In from the right lung!"

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FROM OUR POSTBAG. "Dere Mister Kelly,- scen from the Telegraph wich come terday rapt round sum fish and chipps that you ave been an took away my caracter an me a pare wider woman saying that i avo ritten a beging letter two you.

"Now Mistre Kelly you arnt no Come-on-Drink-Cheel evening if yore naim is the saim an you

1 novver- hand'nt no rite ter do it. rote no beging leter to you thouh Lordalonoso its ard ennough these tims to make both hands meat I theirfour must hask you to pubbllah this leter of mine dishclaiming being the herther of the affordsed beging loter.

"Shoud you not do this I shall plaice the mater in the ands of those in orthrity in the rite.

Yores sinnserely,

Araminta Austin.

(Mother of Seven)

Baby Austins.

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CORDIAL DISCUSSIONS. / Though Japan has failed to convince the League that her actions have been just, wo can take comfort from the thought that the discussion has been thoroughly "cordial."

The most unimaginative must feel a glow of satisfaction at this. ovidence of the self-control of modern European statesmanship.