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Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Farrell were amongst the passengers who arrived from Home by the Blue Funnel liner Hector yesterday.

Messrs. Lane, Crawford, Ltd., an nounce the removal of their Kowloon branch from the Dairy Farm premises to 94, Nathan Rond, as from fat, May

The official opening of the Chinese Merchants Land Investment and Con- struction Co., Ltd., will take place as 11.30 a.m. on Saturday, on the third floor. Gloucester Building

SUGAR MARKET.

AFTER THE SEX BY HOMO WAR

(The Foreign Minister of Rotland and the United States of Bedlam confer upon the Possibilities and Improbabilities of an International Trade Revival).

to

a very

way

un-

masses is in the direction of world affairs. Iesuca which may involve war or peace cannot be decided by a few men secretly and anony mously. Democracy is growing up. the It is becoming conscious of interdependence of nations. It re-Disraeli, fuses to be kept in ignorance of vital arrangements. It hus din- | covered that there is nothing

cull, nothing that cannot be ex- plained simply, in the interna- tional sphere, and it Insists that every step taken shall be de

dear, our entire staff has devoted day to intimate that we can rehabl- Mias Hop of Rotland:-Now, my; ably deleterious and I am here to- liberate, apparent and toward the

the past month to Intensive his-litate your abrogines in two shakes goal of, permanent and positive pénce. Secondly, conferences be

tion acquired therefore places me flicker if you can see your torical investigation, and informa- of the proverbial manx cat's fly- token an increased realization of

to-day in the felicitous position of clear to provide the requisite aup- the advantages of personal Pon-

being able to announce that this plies of silk and wool, lacts. Impersonal diplomacy,

happens to be the Afty-fifth con-- And then there is the bullion de- ference diplomacy conducted from a slin-

our respective respected preciation question with its coin- Mrs. J. T. Wright of 202, The Peak, governments have collaborated incident confusion and Instability of innec frigidly, irresponsibly, by has reported to the police the loss convening during the past decadent commodity values--our women means of carefully composed form-| of allver cigarette box valued at deende for the eminently laudable burying themselves in, silver coffins ulas,

subtle ¦

$60 which was stolen from the veran purpose of double-crossing this de while your egge and bacon decline. Machiavellian

dah some time between 1 a.m. and plorable industrial depression, avoiding of plain expression, 1.45 a.m. yesterday.

Ito be fried in anything but gold- might lead anywhere, It was seen

would therefore suggest, in kick-give me the good old days when when the war came that certain

The Directors of the Y. M. C. A.,ing off this morning, that some men had all the lucre and the blink-

thing definitely countries

concrete Salisbury Road, Kowloon, regret that!

musting stuff was worth digging for. were committed towing to suitable premises being un- umphatically be decided upon before But what are we going to do about courses of which their foreign available at present, they will close we rise to quit on this conspicuously it Miss Fit? ministers themselves were un- the "Cheero" Naval and Military auspicious occasion. The exigencies

Miss Fit:---Well, the situation is, This is the kind of thing Branch on April 30. They hope to of the industrial situation in Rot-as you remark, a trifle discourag land demand immediate remedial ing. but charity begins at home and which we all want to see rendered-pen it in October.

the future. We

Sir Hary Singh Gour, a member of the P.M., assured me, before leav-its work cut out keeping the mules netion, and, incidentally, my chief, my government at the moment has want to see cordial accord reached the Indian Legislative Assembly. by personal contact. We want to passed through the Colony by the s., that another controversial in subjection. The snag we are Hakozaki Maru. Educated at Down.deadlock will ental! my unhappily now up against that in spite of are diplomacy humanised.

ing College, Cambridge, he has been selected cognomen being supple- the Female Treble Ration Edict, Vice-Chancellor of the Delhi Univer-mented by the abreviation sity, and is a well-known social re A.M.I.F.Can associate member, somewhat hard-faced and emaciat- our women are beginning to look former, speaker and Jurist.

mark you!

ed, and the men are reacting to Miss Fit of the U.S.D.Of the deterioration in The Salesian Fathers will celebrate what 7-the Insane Faunties Club? favourable, disconcerting manner. the Feast of their Blessed Furler,

Miss Hop:-Something infinitely There is, however, no immediate Don Bosco, on May 1. There will be

solemn High Mass in the Charelore exclusive, my dear the Ins justification for alarm as we have of St. Louis Industrial School, at 9.30 titute of female Cannibalism-a invented an absolutely irrealstible a.m. A special sermon for the ocen most praiseworthy anachroniam no adhesive pseudo-complexion, that sinu will be proached by Rev. Fr. doubt, but in the capacity of a pros-provides an infinitely superior back- Cooney, S.J. Superior of the Re-pective, well-nourished A.M., I, per-ground to the cosmeticians art than gional Seminary, Aberdeen.

Sonally, happen to entertain a dis-one's own natural facfa! Integu- tinetly palpable aversion

in-ment.

We anticipate far-reaching timate associations with the diges results from the innovation and tive organs of its distinguished ex-xhould it happen to prove n wash- tinguishing executive. So, 1 am out we still hold another trump sure you will agree, consumed as I card-going back to veils-snappily perceive you to be. by a perfectly coloured, non-transparent with anturni vicarious trepidation, that green and red, port and starboard this, our fifty-fifth deliberation visual apertures-pulling the myя- promises to be

occasion of tery stuff, so to speak. momentos biological importance.

Now the position in Kotland is. well, but it doesn't appear to em- Miss Hop-That sounds all very if I may use the colloquialism-brace the industrial or interna- rottener than ever. Our foreign tional problems very intimately. trade has been rendered micros- Shortage of food rations is copic by coddling tariff wraps, our immediate impediment. The men- industries are dead as ditchwater, folk we have well under control, but our merchantile fleets have been of late a spot of discord has been omnivorous rodents and voracious of our female clement. gnawed to the water-line by discernible among the lower strata seamen, for a million males were acct, for instance, has started out exterminated in the last cataclysmic on the abolition of extreme decora sex upheaval, and those that have tions, sex co-operation, and all that not subsequently expired from lack sort of tripe, which is, of course, Handling Experts.

of nourishment Arc at present being stamped out with П firm "Experts are made for nun, not and separate parts (these being all surviving upon what little casual hand. But it is the mutual con-

lec-understood by the engineer),

nutriment they derive from way-sumption idea that gets me down, man for the experts," sald turer in soeirlogy to a group of modern knowledge is divided into side corpses.

personally, and I really um enn- A few degenerate business men the other day. Never thousands of special sections, with alists in our cabinet consider that has at last arrived for the levin sentiment vinced that a propitious : ment was there a time when the expert this difference, that no

one mayuch a state of affairs presents tlon, amelioration or initigation of was so much needed in every walk have the knowledge to control all some little scope for improvement this gargantuan, monstrous, pi-

the specialists.

eo and in view of the fact that your lential industrial depression. of life, or when it was яo neces- sary to keep him in his place. The ordinate their efforts and bring country possesses enormous poten Our enbinet-or rather the P.M.'s man-in-the-street has recently be them within a single plan? Natural tial resources of raw material and male secretary-has decided after pulatable ents, while ours has all prolonged investigation that the puzzled by the intricacies of high science needs a thinking depart the plant and Jabour necessary for origin of the present economie In-

nuent that is not absorbed in over-

turning out the mechanical means activity lies in the fact that when specialised study. Industry also of exploiting and developing these people are making good money they deeds a thinking department. So, resources, we definitely opine that become atrociously avaricious and not have everything their own way clearly, does polítics. Society is the present anomalistic interna- all go out after dividends instead proper and lady- but he does not know how to con-greasing to a point when it is tional erommle stagnation is just of spending

ke manner. They all look for the trol them. In like manner in in-urgently necessary that it should too bad.

Your agricultural workers have, other woman to do the consuming protest itself against its Own dustry, overy branch of it tenda to

I understand, resorted to nudism with-the inevitable, incontrovertible Fears that the World Disarma become more and more dependent eleverness. It nceria men who from sheer necessity, your Purity result that everybody lives ment Conference may not protince on highly specialised knowledge; knew the ropes but are not tied up Legne has succeeded in enforcing scale well below that which their all that was hoped, appear, un and so when big amalgamations

them. The times denundits All Fours Decree upon ques-income justifies. In other words. happily, to be strengthened by the take place. It is found that there bigger men, men with enough com- tionably clothed townsmen and a

they all want to get in on the pro- latest news from Geneva. At the

prehension to understand the vari- rumour has it in Club precincts--ducing side as budding capitalista are few persons. with knowledge moment, there is no call to go into enough to keep all of them under

ous specialists and to harmonise your last ration of women's under without hesitating for a moment to wear is now considerably the worse consider where the absorbtion is the nature of the differences, but proper control. It is the same in

for overwear. The position would coming from or who the devil is the moment does seem opportune the still wider domain of natural

be ludicrous were it not so deplor-going to do the work when they in which to touch upen the value science. Knowledge may defeat of such gatherings, even if they

its own ends by its sheer unwieldi. do not achieve all that might rea-

ness, Sir Oliver Lodge has recent- sonably be expected, Since the

ly been lamenting the fact that he Pence Conference at Versailles, it

was often unable to follow up some would be difficult to cottol the

important piece of research work

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THE VALUE OF CONFERENCES.

Naval issues, economic ques-

it may, we think, be said with truth that never has there been a complete failure of a conference. There have been occasions, v hen the results expected have not seen achieved, but even in these ways have been paved for a new approach. Sometimes there has been inadequate preparation, but the conference itself is a prepara- tion. Often exaggerated hopes ard entertained, and ill-considered phrases suggesting that settle- ments will dispense with the need- of further efforts are employed. There are usually dramatic clashes THE LATEST CABLED

QUOTATIONS. and alternations of optimism und pessimism. But always progress

The following cable at the eluse is registered. Whatever is the precise outcome of the present dis-been received

of the sugar market yesterday has by Messrs. Pen- armantent conference; it will opro-treath and Co. mole personal understandings

who the statesmen charged with the high destinies of peoples, it will forward public eduention, and in its eventual re- sults we still hope it will mark an advance toward untroubled world solidarity.

among

arc

finance which have so profoundly feels afferted politics; he dimly that the financial experts should

because he had too many irans br

number of international gather ings which have been held, mostly

the fire"--because he was too busy at Geneva. It is, indeed, evident teaching, lecturing or studying that the method of copférence now kindred subjects. So tomebody. has a definite place in world poli-else stepped in and made the dis tions, reparations and debts, and covery which he missed. But his the means political problems are all in turu apparent failure was

to his real success. His all-round submitted to examination at tables working knowledge of many-suh- round which sit the statesmen ofjects fitted him to take a compre many lands.

It may be, say, undoubtedly is.hensive view: to promote recogni- tim of the discoveries which others true that these meetings are not rad made; to be an intermeding Invariably successful, in the

between individual investigations fullest sense, but we do think it and their Interpreter to a wider can be said that they usually carry public. Another instance may be matters a stage further and arouse taken from industry. Condolences public interest in the search for recently were offered to Sir Francis solutions. Conferences, be dis-

Goodenough when he was propos- tinct from exchanges of notes or formal conversations of diploninticing to retire from a controlling officials, Imply two things. First, position in the biggest gas concern they denete a new widened con-

in Great Britain. "I retire," he re- curn of peoples in one another plied, "In order the better to nd- and in international problems.vance." He had put nside his Ministers personally journey to highly specialised routine to devote Rome common centre, Bad sur- himself to the wider problems of rounded by hundreds of news- the Industry on a national scale. papermen practice open diplomacy, Mr. H. G. Wells long ago pointed because diplomacy is no longer ro- out that there was a danger that garded as

a mysterious subject the machinery of civilization might inaccessible to all but specialists, by its sheer complexity get beyond If they stand in the limelight it is human control. Just as A com- because the attention of great plicated machine may havó a thous

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thier efforts, in other words, specialists in co-ordination.

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are all superannuated million- aircusca.

Miss Fit:-And how do you propose rectifying these erroneous conceptions-forcible feeding and

industrial conscription?

Miss Hap: Not at all, my dear. We are cutting out this private in-, vesting businesa.

Miss Fit: What! Nationalisa tion? Undermine the world economic structures? Never! declare war upon you toute de auý

where's my pen?

Miss Hap: That's not * ideo. You have the pen, I'm te the inkpot and we'll settle Al international Machiavellianian by mortal combat. But before wap. gin let me advise you that this pro position of ours is in no way co nected with Nationalisation- least, our economic analyst think not so shut up till you hear t scheme.

It's just the stuff.

Our government le metamorphof ing itself into a species of invest ment trust that will start the bal spinning by offering three per cent on all monies deposited with th old Treasury. The incentive to do positors will be government security guaranice as against present stock exchange ups and downs-of late mostly downs-and incidentally the replacement of industrial chaos ty co-ordination, rationalisation and prosperity for all hands and the cook. Three per cent. I adniil does not sound a particularly at- tractive proposition, but provision is to be made for readjustment of the rato when things got going.

We shall invest our deposits in Hound industrial concerna—if there : (Continued on Page 8.) ·