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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH.

CORRESPONDENCE.

lepsy on the Differential Calculus.

To The Editor of Hongkong Telegraph.].

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 4, 1931.

A CHILD'S POSER,

How Would You Answer It?

"Mother," naked Hitle Dora, wrinkling her baby brows, "if you had married Uncle Tom and daddy had married Aunt Sarah, whê would I have been?"

There is only one thing to do when the little Doras of this My dear, think its simply frightfully clever how everyone world start asking awkward ques- has worked out all those dividends tions and that is to promise an and fees and things and it does answer at some sufficiently distant show that every cloud has a silver birthday. Children who ask this lining doesn't it. Well, Angus. has told me all about it and ita ever so simple when you know how and its just something to do with what they call a deferential catulus and about nature ablior- ring a vacquum (have I spelled that right).

type of question are revealing normal, healthy, mental develop ment. Children who are dull and uninteresting are usually gome what below par in their health. Physical and mental fitness are su closely inter-dependent that if a child in backward mentally, stops should be taken at once cover what is wrong with the child's physical condition.

to dia-

Well, my dear, you see what happens is that sometimes when you're trying to work things out you find you've got a thing that varies because some part of it

Sluggishness of the internal fant always the same and Angus

organs makes a child lethargic says that if you know the rules about the bit that isnt tho samo

mentally as well as physically. you can make what rules you like Your child will be much brighter about how the other thing varies for an occasional dose of Baby's. and its simpler still if you've got Own Tablets, the health-regulator what they call a constant you see specially for babes and young what I can. Well, sometimes children. These pleasant-to-tako silver varies and then the dollar tablets quickly correct indigestion, varies and fees and things do constipation and Atomach ard the same but not quite and you've towel troubles generally. They always got Directors and they're check diarrhoea, expel, worms, a sort of constant, so, my dear, when you want to know what to allay fever, colds and croup. Dur- pay them all you've got to do ising teething they are to take your deferential calculus rasing pains instantly and thus and work it out and the answer Inducing sound, natural sleep. always comes out in sterling or Guaranteed to contain no oplates more dollars and that's what's or narcotics, they are safe, pure known as a rule of nature and and effective. All chumists

I've asked Tubby to buy one for supply you. his company and he says dont you bother, darling. We've Han էր that.

And Angus Muys you can 180 these deferential calculussca with all sorts of things that happen in nature but you dont often use them except for working out Lovements of big objects like stars and directors and things and he doesnt think it would be much good my using one at the Races, and anyhow you couldnt use it for civil servants because no one has ever Been one in motion so you havent got An integer or something, so you use a different sort of calculus that works out in confidential dollars and sounds the same but isnt and it must be horribly hard for poor Sir William to explain.

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AUSTRALIAN CABINET.

MR. SCULLIN SUCCEEDS IN REMODELLING BODY.

Sydney, Mar. 3.

and

Mr. Scullin is Prime Minister. In the reconstituted Cabinet,

Minister of Foreign Affairs Minister of Industry, while Theodore Is Treasurer.

Mr.

As the Senate is expected to re- ject the Government's proposal to expand currency by £18,000,000, the possibility of a dissolution of Parliament is looming lurge, A meeting of the Nationalist caucus to-day decided to move a vote of non-confidence in the Scullin Gov- crnment at the earliest oppor- tunity, probably on Thursday.—— Reuter.

Even Tubby's been studying economics since they brought in the new Liquid Dues and ho's found out that its all wrong to

[A former message announced have a loan for getting water that the Australian Cabinel was because its always raining and being completely reorganised as n anyone can get as much as they result of the differences which want for nothing if they put a have made themselves manifest bucket under the back spout and since the reappointment of Mr. anyhow it tastes funny and what Theodore as the Federal Treasur they really ought to have is er. Mr. Scullin, the Prime Minister, loan for paying off all Liquid Dues will henceforth be assured of the so that people can get something support of a loyal band of Mo- worth drinking and its all wrong derates in consequence of the reor to tax food und it does seemganisation, which followed a ballot hard with times so bad. Yours. Instituted by the Labour Caucus

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after all the existing port- folios had been declared vacant. The ballot resulted in a triumph for Mr. Scullin, who with Mr. Theodore and other Moderates were re-elected as the leader of the Party. The Extremist Ministers, Mr. Anstey and Mr. Beasley were ejected. Mr. Scullin was pro- eceding to the re-modelling of hie Cabinet and the allotment of the portfolios.]

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