THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH.
SATURDAY, MARCH 10,
J. DISRAELI (DIZZY) DUGAN
CAN I SELL YOU A COW, DIZZY?
Nom cows AIN'T GOOD
INVESTMENTS.
"WHY"AWN'T Cows GOOD INVESTMENTS?
MY UNCLE TOLD ME NEVER TO INVEST. IN STOCK, BUT BUY
BONDS!
alma
MOO MOO
SALESMAN SAM
GOLLY, BUT ITS COLD! GUESS I'LL GO OVER
TO GUZZ'S BEFORE
1 FREEZE T'
DEATH!
DAWGONNIT, 'MRS, HOOPLE'S GONNA LOSE A STAR BOARDER IF SHE⋅ DOESN'T GIMME MORE HEAT IN MY ROOM!
2-5-28
1028, BY NEA SERVICE, INC.
KIND OF A COOL RECEPTION YOU'RE GIVIN' ME, GUZZI-
-KNICK-
By Small
CAN'T HELP IT, SAM! OUR HOUSE IS COLDER THAN GREENLAND,
TOO!
REG. U, 5. PAT
GOSH, THERE AIN'T. A SPECK O' HEAT COMIN' FROM TH'
REGISTER!
YEAH, THIS PLACE IS LIKE AN ICE- HOUSE, GUZZ!
WE'LL GO DOWN IN TH' CELLAR ANʼ SEE IF WE CAN STIR TH' HEATER UP
A BIT!
YA NEED
A SPOON FOR THAT, DONTCHA GUZZ?
in
Will Dram
THIS MUST BE TH': FIRE'S DAY OFF, GUZZ! IT'S OUT!
WHY, YOUR COAL BIN'S
EMPTY!
HECK! AN' TH, WIES TOLD ME T' GET A COUPLA TONS BEFORE
SHE WENT AWAY!,
WHAT'M I GONNA DO? THERE'S NO USE ORDERIN' COAL- IT'S SUNDAY! AN', WE HAVEN'T ANY WOOD IT' PUT IN TH' HEATER,
EITHER!
ABOUT THE ONLY THING WE GOT TA
BURN IS A LOTTA
TIME!
1. GOT IT,
GUZZ!
IDEA!
(1.
MAKE IT SNAPPY, MR. PIFFLE! BRING TH' WIFE AN' "TH' KIDS, TOO! THERE'LL BE A LOT OF
US HERE! WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A BULLY TIME!
SAY, WHAT'N HECK'S COMIN' OFF HERE? THAT'S ABOUT TH THIRTEENTH ONE YOU'VE CALLED ON TH'. PHONE!.
DON'TA KNOW IT? WE'RE GONNA
HAVE
HOUSE WARMING!!
NUMBER, PLIZI
1923, BY NKA SERVICE,
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