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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH.
SATURDAY, AUGUST 6, 1927.
Jovo
the
jester
JIM LAVERY.
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE LIVED A HANDSOME PRINCES NAMED WILLIAM AND A YOUNG PRINCESS NAMED JEAN, THEY BOTH DWELT IN THE KINGDOM OF HEARTS, JEAN WAS A BEAUTIFUL MAID, WITH EYES OF DEEPEST BLUE, HAIR OF SPUN GOLD,
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AW, RATS! SHUT UP!
SHE HAD TEETH LIKE ROWS OF PEARLS, AND THE SOFT PINK AND WHITE COMPLEXION
OF A BABY, SHE WAS A DREAM, AN ANGEL SENT
DOWN TO FILL WITH JOY THE HEARTS OF THOSE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO GAZE ON HER. BEAUTY.
WILLIAM LOVED HER, HE LONGED TO MAKE HER HIS WIFE, BUT FAIR JEAN GAVE HIM LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT WITHOUT HER, LIFE WOULD
NOT BE WORTH LIVING, AND HE KNEW A REFUSAL FROM: HER VOULD KILL HIM,
HE PROPOSED TO JEAN, TOLD HER THAT IF SHE DID NOT ACCEPT HIM HE WOULD SURELY
DIE, BUT SHE FLATLY REFUSED HIM.
7
GEE
SIXTY YEARS.
LATER HE
DIED.
01827 BY NEA SERVICE, INC.
SALESMAN SAM
SAY, I WANT MY MONEY BACK! THIS PARROT IS NO HELP TO ME ON THE
GOLF LINKS!!
YEAH? WHAT'S TH' MATTER WITH
"POLLY?
AW, SHE ALWAYS CUSSES, BEFORE I DRIVE IN- STEAD OF AFTER- WARDS!
SHE'S A REVERSE
ENGLISH CUSSER, EH?
BALLOONS WITH
.FREE AIR 1/10 PRICE
ILEM & CO.
REG, U, S. PAT. OFF.
A.& Z SOOGAR
ITH THE REFUND ON
THE PARROT
DISPOSED OF, SAM AND GUZZ SIT DOWN TO A
GAME OF CHECKERS.
BUNCHED
KEEP
OFF
MOPS
MARBLES
MAGPS
IMONS
CUST
[MINT!
HOWDY, SAM/
IS IT MY
MOVE, GUZZ?
SURE IS GO UP AN' WAIT ON THAT,
CUSTOMER.
1.DON'T SUPPOSE YOU" HAVE ANYTHING IN
ELECTRICITY?
·CRACKERS!
AND BUTTONS A NICE MYTURE
WELL, IT'S A LITTLE EARLY FOR
CURRANTS,
LADY!
NONO! SOMETHING LIKE WHATS IN THIS AD! GOT ONE OF:
THESE THINGS?
FILL YOUR
COAL BIN NOW WITH THESE NICE CINDERS
SWITCH CHEEZE
OUR PIES
TOOK THE
BOOBY PRIZE
AT THE FOOD SHOW!
FRESH FISH
3 WESICS
OLD
GUZZ
SOAP
&
SHOES SNAPS
SAND ETC
SODA
CUSTOMERS KEEP OUT
CLOSE-UP OF THE AD
TRY THIS ON YOUR SYSTEM!
DOC. PIFFLES 'WONDER CURE
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
TH THING IS! WHAT'S
IT FOR?
IT'S A BATTERY! AND I THOUGHT I'D TRY IT!
WHEN YOUR. NERVES ARE RUN DOWN. IT SHOCKS
THE NERVOUS SYSTEM!
ON SALE LAST FRIDAY
NO, WE HAVEN'T ONE O' THOSE THINGS BUT WAIT
A MINUTE-
SALE
EVERY OTHER PLACE
WHY DON'TCHA BUY THIS PARROT? SHE'LL SHOCK YA WHETHER YOU'RE RUN DOWN OR NOT!
„01927 BY-NEA SERVICE
WHITEAWAYS FOR DOLLAR VALLER
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