20
THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,
SATURDAY, MAY 7, 1927.
By
THE
STER
IZBERG GLUTZ AUDEVILLE BOOKING AGENTS
་
JIM
LAVERY
NOW TO KNOCK THE
WORLD FOR A ROW
OF
BANK NOTES.
DIPLOMA
Bertify that
This is to
raduntas
from
SCHOOL OF SINGING. WHOZIT's
with all honors
SIGNED
0.0
PALACE OPERA
HOUSE
MULLINS CABARET
MUSIC
WHOZIT'S
SCHOOL
SINGING
VAUDE VI
EVEN
BEST SEATS
40 01928 BY NEA SERVICE, INC.
SAY, THERE ISN'T ENOUGH WORK IN THIS STORE FOR
NAPOLEON AN' HE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT MUCH!
WHY DON'TCHA
HIRE ANOTHER BOY TA HELP
HIM?
SALESMAN SAM
GUESS WE'LL HAVETA ! BUT FOR
TH' LOVE O' PETE, DON'T:.
HIRE ANOTHER ONE LIKE
NAPOLEON!
AWRIGHT, GUZZ! I'LL ADVERTISE FOR
A BRIGHT BOY!
2 PUFFS FOR 54
NAPOLEON, MAKE OUT A NICE
WHAT'S TH' BIG
SIGN BRIGHT BOY WANTED"-IDEA? I'M BRIGHT
WE'RE GONNA HIRE AN-
SALE
After
OTHER KID!
WE
M' SELF! HOW D'YA
SPELL BRIGHT, MR.
HOWDY?
CALL
AGAIN
BUT NUTSO LOUD
MORE BEANS
REPAIR,
THE CAT'S PAJAMAS
STALE BREAD
REG. U. S. PAT, OFF.
THERE THAT OUGHTA;
BRING A GOOD ONE
ASCORTED BASE BALLS, MARBLES LIVER PILES
SALE ON POSTAGE
STAMPS WERE 24
Now
GUZZLEM &Co. FRESH CAUGHT FRUIT AND FISH IN THEIR SEASON-100
YOU WERE HERE FIRST, SONNY! COME ON IN AN' PLL SEE HOW BRIGHT Y' ARE!
OH, LOOK AT" ALLTH' OTHERS
SONS
00
ENTIRE
BLOCK
TOLET
DIYA
WANNA
HUM?)
FIGHT?
SUGAR
Ril CEMENT MIXED
BRIGHT BOY WANTED
I JUST WANNA'ASK" "YA A FEW
LEM 300
NUTHIN?!
QUESTIONS IF A MAN BOUGHT/ PD MAKE HIM
6 3-FOR-259 CIGARS, HOW MUCH WOULD YA CHARGE?
PAY CASH!
CLOSED TOMORROW!
AND OPEN ALL DAY
WELL, GUZZ, I GUESS THAT'S ALL WE NEED TA ASK HIM!
I'M IN FAVOR OF HIRING
HIM-
PICKLES DON'T
TOUCH
NOT SO BAD! NOW LET'S, SEE- IF A CUSTOMER MADE, A 25¢ PURCHASE AND GAVE YA A $5 BILL, HOW MUCH CHANGE WOULDIA GIVE HER?
OH, ABOUT
450!
WHAT?
[WHY, THAT KID'S TERRIBLE! !HE'S DUMBER THAN NAPOLEON
EVER WAS!
ww
DIST
CHEAP!
MANANAS
$100
A EACH
EGGS
'COURSE
HE IS
WELL, SUPPOSE WE WERE SELLIN' POTATOES FOR $2 A BUSHEL,
HOW MUCH WOULDJA CHARGE-
FOR A PECK?
TWICE THAT
(MUCH, O'COURSE!
CATING
·PPLES TRY ONE
$500!
THE, HE, HE,
HEHE HAHAHA!
AND ALSO
HEY!
BUT HE'LL DOUBLE OUR
PROFITS IN TWO
WEEK'S TIME!
Surall
4/10
DY NEA BEVICE, INC.
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