1925-05-16 — Page 18

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, MAY 16, 1925. (FEATURE SECTION).

A PAGE

FOR THE KIDDIES.

WILL

MAKE YOU MY

PARTNER AGAIN.

SALESMAN SAM

IF YOU CAN

RECOVER

THAT

$10,000

WOFTTH OF JEWELRY 100BCD

·FROM TH'

STORE

LAST

4444

6022 To

AM

TO BOLICE HANE' GIVEN

UP THE

SEARCH

.PS A BAD JOB

GREAT SCOTT' GULL. THERE GOE4

THE MAN THAT

STORE LAST WELED IN TH

GUZZ-TEL GRAB HIM WHILE

·YOU CALL TH POLICE

NO' NO!

HE'O

NETEE

TELL WHERE TH LOOT

Somewhere in U.S.

(YOU FOLLOW HIM INSTEAD - HE

MIGHT BE GOING TO HIS GANG HIDING PLACE - THEN YOU MIGHT FIND OUT WHERE TH JEWELRY 15- HURRY UP AND FOLLOW HIM, SAM!!!!

WHEW CANT KEEP "THIS UP MUCH LONGER-I'VE FOLLOWED HIM TWENTY.

BLOCKS ALREADY

HELLO SAMMY OLE HOSy

WHERE YA GOING

GOSH-

PONT KNOW

BY SWAN

YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK THIS GUY UP. AHEAD

OF ME

NESTLE'S

PURE

NESTLE

THICK

URE THICK CREAM

FILES ANGLO-SWISS

CREAM

IDEAL WITH ALL FRUITS.

MOM'N POP

YOUR SCISSORS? WHY I THINK THEY'RE, IN THE GARAGE - I USED

'EM TO CLEAN OUT THE

GREASE CUPS ON

POP'S CAR

THE VERY IDEA!!- USING MY BEST SCISSORS LIKE THAT-

I WANT YOU TO LEARN TO LEAVE

MY THINGS

ALONE

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

ALO,BOOTS! SAY YOU LOOK GREAT TONIGHT, OLD FELLOW!

LO JIMMIE! GEE

IM GLAD YOU CAME- OVER! HOW ARE YOU ANYWAY?

WASHINGTON TUBBS II

WHAT'S THAT ABOUT BEIN' FAMOUS ONE DAY

AN' FORCOT

TH' NEXT?

WHY, I WROTE A FAKE STORY ABOUT ME BEIN CALLED OUTA TOWN ON BUSINESS AN SENT IT TO TH PAPER, AN'

THEY WOULDN'T EVEN PRINT ST.

TUT-TUT, MOM

DON'T BE SO HARSH WITH CHICK ~HE'S A GOOD BOY AN' MEANS ALL RIGHT HE JUST BORROWED YOUR SCISSORS. YOU'LL FIND 'EM BY AN' BY-

SAY-Y-Y, WHY TH' ARTILLERY? 'FRAID ID RUN AWAY WITH SOME THING?

The Tune Changes

YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS -

AND GO UPSTAIRS AND CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES - WE'VE GOT TO BE ÁT KURTZ'S FOR DINNER IN JUST TWENTY MINUTES

Better Luck Next Time, Jimmie

NOPE! A FEW BURGLARS

PLAYING AROUND TH'NEIGHBOR HOOD AN' I JUST THOUGHT TO BE READY,

FOR 'EM!

FER TH' LUVA MOHAMED! THIS« PUBLICITY CRAZE MUST BE GOIN' TO YOUR HEAD! WHY NOT DRINK TH' OCEAN DRY, OR SWIM UP NIAGRA FALLS?

THAT'D GIVE YOU SOME FOOL ADVERTISIN.

NOW LISTEN HERE, BOOTS! CAN'T YOU SEE ? YOU NEED SOMEONE TO

1 LOOK OUT FOR YOU TAKE CARE

OF YOU - PROTECT YOU

VES, AN' I COULD RUN A NEWSPAPER TOO! I GOTTA BLOW ∙MY OWN HORN, Y'KNOW

́I SEE. YOUR IDEA IS TO LIMP SO FOLKS'LL KNOW YOU GOTTA SORE FOOT. A PRETTY PLAN, BUT IT'S LIKE A FOC HORN

ON A LAMP POST-MAKIN' A.LOTTA RACKET WITHOUT

GETTING ANYWHERE.

CRANE

By Taylor

CONSARN THAT BOY- HE'S BORROWED MY SOCKS,

TIE. SHIRT STUDS, CUFF LINKS AN' WATCH -

HEY CHICK!

JAYLOR

By Martia

YES, I DO WISH I HAD A UTTLE DOG! 'NEN 1

WOULDN'T BE

AFRAID!

By Crane,

IT'S DEEDS THAT COUNT, WASH. Y'GOTTA DO SOMETHING BIG. CHEAP LOOK-AT-ME PUBLICITY WON'T MAKE YOU A PROMINENT CITIZEN ANY MORE'N A COOSES HONK".. MAKES HIM AN AUTOMOBILE.

FUNNY STORIES.

THE MODERN ANSWER. George Washington Father, I cannot tell a lie.

Jr.-

Father-No wonder the con- fession magazines send back your contributions-Judge.

RESERVATIONS,

Dicky (calling downstairs aftor. bedtime): "Muveer, will you speak to Freddie? Ho keep on asking God to bless me and then he says things under his broff."

Tit-Bita,

MODERN CAMOUFLAGE. Aleo: Your new flat is larger, isn't it?"

George: In one way it is. There are three rooms made into [six."—Answers,»

PLENTY OF THEM.. Hubby had fallen down the stops and his wife was anxiously bending over him.

"Ob, Tom, did you miss a stop? she inquired with much

concern.

"No," he growled;. "I hit "em

"Answers. all."

PROMINENT EX-PORTER. Sam-What am yo' gonna do now ?

Bo-I'ee an exporter.

"An exporter "

Yap. The Pullman Company just fred me."-Tennes.ee Mag- wump.

A BALD AFFAIR? "How was the Barbers' Ball last night?"

"Well, I stayed until a fellow committed herpioide, and then I decided the party was gotting too. dandruff."--California Pelican.

THAT IS DIFFERENT. Why did Majorio break off your engagement?

"Because I stole a kiss."

"How ridiculous of a girl otjeating to her fiancee stealing a. kiss from her."

"Oh, but you sce I didn't steal it from her."-Stanford Chaparral. A SOUND MOTIVE.

1.

"You want a divorce from your husband? On what grounds?".

"Incompatibility! I want a divorce and he doesn't"-Pele Mele, Paris..

THE DIFFERENCE. Laura: I'm going to be married. Nora: But I thought you do- tested man. ⠀⠀

Yes, but one of them proposed to mo."-Answera.

REGRET.

Madam," said the leader of the brigands, we'll have to hold. you until your husband ransoms you."

>!

"Alas!" replied the woman. "I wish I'd treated him a little. bottor-Pearson's Weekly.

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

PAPER

EXTREE

PAPER

PAPER

WUXTA

WIKERE DO YOU

GET YOUR PAPERS, BOY?

O, I BUY 'EM CVER AT 74' DRUG STORE.

The Thrill Is Worth Something!

WHAT DO YOU

PAY FOR

THEM?

THREE CENTS.

"THEN YOU DONT

· MAKE ANYTHING

ON THEM!

NO-DA BUT IT GIVES ME A SWELL-

CHANCE T HOLLER!!

✪ (RIS MY XIA KONICE, DIG

BY BLOSSER

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