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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, APRIL 1925. (FEATURE SECTION).
PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
BALESMAN SAM
"GREVENGE (NOW LISSEN FELLAS-WIEN HE COMES
THAT
SAS IBSONRAD
BY HERE TONIGHT ON HIS WAY HOME FROM WORK YOU JUMP OUT AND BEAT; HIM UP GOOD - HEMES #5
NIGHT
HERE HE COMES
NOW
KOKEETER
OM
BENT
HONNY' TIME
IN TAUNES MILLY O
PINKCE LIVIT
SATURDAY NIGHT FIND HONNY DOESN'T INTEND TO LES COM GET
AWAY
SCOTT
FREG
TIENCE
حسست
12L KNOCK
HIS HAST
A Man May Be Down, Bat-
KITS ME
(DRUGONIT-LOOKS LIKE I'M IN FOR
IT
PUT UP YOUR DUKES-YOU'RE IN FOR A GOOD
I WANT TH FIRST CRECH
AT HIM
BY SWAN
I'M TELLING 4F FELLAS- MIGHT WELL GO HOME. THEN -- I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONND GET
Worried and Depressed
you fall a ready victim to colds and chills. The energy and extra nourish- ment you need are yours in every spoonful of genuine
Scott's Emulsion
It brings health to all.
GEN FELLAS-YOU WOULDN'T
HIT A MON WHEN HEY
DOWN, WOULD YOU'T
1 SHOULD SAY NOT!- LP HIND OU O'YA THINK WE ARET
MOM'N POP
MOM, DID YOU SEE
A PAPER COVERED Book 1 MIŠLAID AROUND HERE?
WHY A BOOK OF
WHAT KIND OF
INSTRUCTIONS I'VE
A BOOK WAS
BEEN STUDNING
IT?
Mom Changes Her Mind
WHY YES CHICK I FOUND
IT YESTERDAY I COULDN'T İMADE WIUSE UWOK
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
Words Don't Express. It
LO, JIMME! SIT DOWN
BOOTS WILL BE IN IN
A FEW MINUTES!
WASHINGTON TUBBS
SAY BOSS VON'T
YOU THINK • DESERVE
A RAISE ON ACCOUNTA,
THIS PUBLICITY I'M BRINGING YOU
II
RAISE BY CACKY- DOODLE!- Y
OUGH TA
FIRE YOU!
THAT FOOL PUBLICITY YOU GOT DON'T ADVERTISE TH' LEMONS I SELL -YOU MIGHT AS WELL DROP A PINCH OF SALT IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN. JES' 'CAUSE YOU HAD YOUR PICTURE IN TH' PAPER DON'T MAKE YOU FAMOUS ANY MORE'N ITD IMMORTALIZE A
GUY TO BE JANITOR IN TH''HALL OF FAME.}
IF WAS
YOU'D BETTER READ THEM NEWSPAPER STORIES AGAIN —* CROCERY CLERK TUBBS KNOCKED STILL MORE BLOME BY BERTIE THE SHEIK DONT SOUND HEROIC THAT'S NOTHIN TSE PROUD OF AN' YOU'VE BEEN CROWING
OVER 17 LIKE A COO COO CLOCK
AT MIDNIGHT.
PUP - DION'T MEAN A WORD I SAID YESTERDAY ABOUT YOU AND MRS. SIGMUND - I KNOW YOU'RE THE DEAREST HUSBAND
IN THE WORLD-
By Taylor
GUG-G-D- BUT EASE
UP THAT JUJITSU ON MY LARNYK - Y'ACT LIKE YOU'VE BEEN,
READIN THAT BOOK YERSELF
By Martin
IM SORRY I'VE KEPT YOU WAITING. JIMMY BUT TWEETUMS JUST INSISTED ON HIS BATH THIS EVENING!
4y Crone.
DON'T KID YOURSELF YOU'RE A THREE RING CIRCUS JES' CAUSE YOU PULLED A SILLY CLOWN TRICK. AS AN ADVERTISING MEDIUN YOU LOOK LIKE AN ONION BLDONAT
A FLORIST EXHIBIT
BUT AS TH' HAMMER SAID-EVERY LITTLE KNOCK HELPS
FUNNY STORIES.
KEEPING A BRORET
Pog-I'm engaged. Don't tell. Mary Marvellous, Who shan't I toll frat-Cornell Widow,
THE BUSY EXECUTIVE "What are you doing now, Bill?" "I'm plant manager for old Skidrox."
"Plant manager? What do you have to do?"
"Water the goraniums."—Life.
IN 1975 First Broadwayito-That actor is in soft. Second Dome?
Broadwayite How
First Broadwayita-Ho has one of those inheritance roles in Abio's Irish Roso, bequeathed from father to son in perpetuity. -Life.
FOR MOVE ACTORS ?
Customer. What is your price por gross on engagement rings? Wholesale Grocor-Aro you going to open a store or are you a movie actor?- Life.
ROUND HANDKERCHIEFS. "Your handkerchiefs are round, professor. Why is that?"
"I used to tie knots in the cor- ners to romombor things, but this is my wife's plan to cure me of the habit."-Dar Brummer Berlin:
NEEDLESS INSTRUCTION. "Daughter.-Our domestic soi- onco toaohor le teaching us how to spend money.
Fathor. Ha might as wall teach ducks how to swim.- Ans-
seers.
2
CANT TELL YET. Stonoloigh-What
kind of people are your now neighbors?
Strand-Can't say yot. I'm going to ask them for the loan of their lawnmower this
noon. Ansuera,
after-
SEATS WERE POOR, "How were your seats?"* "Rotten, couldn't see a thing," "Ours were worse than that; nobody could soo us."-Yorkshire Evening Post.
HE HAD VISION.
Toommy in Toyshop-I would like that engino, but I know father won't let me have it. Could you put it away for me until I get the moasles or somothing-Vikingen Oslo.
THAT SETTLES IT. "Doctor, you are quite auro that my eyes are all right; that ono log is not shorter that the other and that my heart, lungs and stomach aro O. K..
Absolutely."
"Then that blamed professional has sold me a dud golf club."--- Passing Show.
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FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
GEEWIZZ- YOU ACT LIKE IT'S COLD! VA
DON'T SEE ME FREEZIN', DO YA?
SAY! I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU AIN'T COLD. I'M SHWERIN'
ALL OVER-Z WISH
WINTER WUZ.
OVER WITH!ion
IT'S 'BOUT OVER AOW-SHUCKS!
IT AIN'T LONG
TILL SPRING
NOW.
Too Deep for Alek!
IT'S BEGINNING T' GET CLOSET SPRING ALREADY-WHY, EVEN
LAST NIGHT I NOTICED THAT
SPRING WUZ
COMIN'
AW, HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT
SPRING IS COMIN'?
AT'S EASY I7" BEGINS T657 EARLIER LATER!!
BY BLOSSER
Busson
DRINK
MALTED
MILK
HESTI
MATTED MILE
BE SURE
IT'S
NESTLE'S
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