1925-03-07 — Page 14

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, MARCH 7, 1925, (FEATURE SECTION).

A PAGE

FOR THE KIDDIES.

BALESMAN SAM

HELLO WIFEY - WEITE BRUS AGAIN-

İHAD A GREAT TIME- GOT ZO

RABBITS EACH, AND OH BON 'n BUT WE ARE. HUNGRY

MAC

M

YEAH!

LES HAVE.

SOME

COOKED

RADDIT

THAIS IT

Say Gurs, You Don't Eat Rabbits Láko Sardines

WILL YOU COOK SOME FOR US MIGHT NAAY,

DEAR 7

YOU THI

CLEM THE D FIRST-I CONT

COOK THEM TH' WAY

THEY ARE.

BUT-

YOU HEARD ME - YOU CLEAN THEM AND I'LL

COOK THEM - NOW.

GET BUSY

4

Cora Guesses It Right

FLOWERS FOR ME?

1 WONDER WHO FROM

MOW'N POP

THAT HUNCH OF INDORS I GAVE CURA MISTAHUAN Dipset PaKE MUCH OF A HIT WITH MER - GO I'VE OVDERED A SAVDEL A OF FLOWING SENT TO THE OFFICE. I COULDN'T IN FOR EM IN FULL SO THEY PUT ME ON THE BOOKS FOR 8 Reems, BUT ILL SE FILE THAT DIYDAY

Box OF FLOWERS, FOR MISS CORA

APPLE !!

*CHRIS ANTINUM FLORIST

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

OH GOODY-HERE'S A NOTE FROM MARG!

I SPOSE BOB IS AS

WONDERFUL AS EVER?

I WASHED A DOG ÖNCE, GUZZ – BUT THESE RABBITS

ARE THE LIMIT

To

Miss Cara Apple from Chick

LOM CHICK IT WAS DEAR OF YOU TO SEND ME THESE FLOWERS THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL AND 50

FRESH JUST LOOK - I THINK THERE'S A LITTLE DEW ON THEM YET —

Y-YES-

ઉલ્લેક્

20

BY SWAN

DEAR

KIDS-

DEAR KIDS- BEFORE I LEFT HAD

A HAT LAD AWAY FOR ME AT

THE AVENUE MILLINERY SHOPPE. AM ENCLOSING THE MONEY! WILL YOU PLEASE RUSH IT OVER TO ME!

HEAPS LOVE.

HARG

That's Different

GOOD OL MARG! BLAMED DECENT OF HER TO SEND TH MONEY IS WHAT I THINK !

YES, BUT-

EUT-

ILL BET SHE COULDN'T SPARE THAT MUCH

EITHER!

BUT SHE WROTE ON A POSTAL CARD!

Worried and Depressed

you fall a ready victim to colds and chills. The energy and extra nourish- ment you need are yours in every spoonfulofgenuine.

Scott's Emulsion

It brings health to all

By Taylor

BUT I'LL PAY THE BALANCE SATURDAY!!

TH' SWEIL LOOKIN'

ЧЕН,

SOME

PUP.

JALOR

By Martin

MARH

By Crone.

FUNNY STORIES.

ORDSS WORD3. Mary-My husband never says across word.

Ann-Do you have to work tho puzzles all by yourself—Antwara.

A GIFTED BON. Father-I don't know what I'll ever make of that shiftless son of mine!

Friand-Isn't he gifted In any

way?

Father-Gifted? Well, Ishould Ray he is! He hasn't got a {thing that wasn't given to him-

Answers,

MODEL APARTMENT. Shaw-I understand now why the landlord called this a “modal" apartment.

Mr. Shaw-Why, doar-bo- cause it is up-to-date?

Shaw-No; heasu« a “madel" moans a small imitation of the real things~ Answera,

HIS ERROR.

Billy returned from school bearing evidence of having had the worst of a fight.

"Bill" exclaimed his mother, how fton have I told so to play only with good little boys? Good lit te bays don't fight."

"Well," said Billy through his tears, I thought he was a good little boy till I hit him.”— | Stafordalira Se tinil.

TWO OF A KIND DAN-Where are you off to, Bon? DEN-I'm goin' to see thedeator. I don't like the look of me wifo.

DAN-I'll como wi' yo-I don't think much of the look o' mine, eithor. Humorist, -

CAN'T BE BRIDED MOTHER-I gave you twopenas to be a good boy and you are mis- (bohsving!

BON-Yos, mothor! I can't bo bribad!-Berlin Der Brunmer

LUCKY METHUSELAH

GOVERNESS-Mothusslah was 1900-years old.

YOUNG BON-What happened to als his birfday and Christmas prosents-Humorist.

NOT THIS TRADE. Patient-I'm rather hard up. doctor Would you be willing to tako out your bill in trade,

Dootor-Yer, it might be ar rango What is your business?

Patient-I'm a cornot player- Passing Show,

A PERFECT REST. Doctor-Your husband needs a perfect rest. I prascribo a sloop- ing powder,

Patient's wifo--When shall I [give it to him?

Detor-Not to him. Tako it yourself-Stockholm Karper,

WASHINGTON TUBBS I

AND THEY FOUGHT FOR

ME AS THEY DID FOR CLEOPATRA. ~FOR WI10SE SMILE TERRIBLE BATTLES RAGED, THRONES DESERTED, AND EMPIRES TOTTERED.

ANOTHER HELEN OF TROY EXCEPT) 1 WASN'T MIXED UP WITH ANY GREEKS-NO RESTAURANT BRAWLS FOR DOTTIE! NOT EVERY GIRL CAN BOAST OF BEING SOUGHT AND FOUGHT

OVER.

IT WAS A SHAME THAT POOR LITTLE WASH HAD

TO GET BEAT UP THO!!

COME, FLUFFY, WE MUST GO OUT AND GIVE THE NATIVES

A TREAT.

TO BE ATTRACTIVE IS NOT EVERY WOMAN'S LOT. ONLY A FEW OF US

COMMAND THE NOTICE

AND ADORATION OF ALE

THE MEN,

DIDJA NOVICE

DOG THAT DIZZY

BLONDE WAS

LEARING ?

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

GEE THATS &

| TURF WAYT'SZUT

TH NEW YEAR OUT BY HAVIN' ATOOTHACHE

ANOT

BE EVER Wild- I

TOLD HIM 'T GOT

DR THAYER CAUSE

RE'S A PAINLESS

DENTIST

FOUR

(WELL KNOWN

SPACE

DENOTING

LAPSE

OF TIME

***

THAYER

PAINLESS

DENTIST

。

Just Like Any Other Person

FAKE! TAKE!

FAKE!

*

HEY! YOU TOLL AME DOC THAYER WUZ A PAINLESS DENTIST AN' HE WUZZNT!!

НЕ WASN'T

NO-I BIT HIS

leus

BY BLOSSER

FINGER, AN HE YELLED

JUST LIKE ANY

OTHER. DENTIST!!

GTALK TY NEA BETVICĖ, IG

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