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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 1925. (FEATURE SKOTION).

A PAGE FOR

THE KIDDIES.

FALESMAN SAM

1

Sam Didn't Even Wait for His Pay

OH 804-A FULL HOUSE!- I WONDER HOW MUCH MONEY SAM TOOK IN?

WHATU, YOU ONLY TOOK IN 75 4 1?

HOW COME?

WHY-EVERYBODY CAME WITH ONLY

FIVE KIDS EACH

MANY

By SWAN

IMOUTES

924 OY KEA LET ICE,

A Guide to

the Best Values

READ THE ADVERTISMENTS, IN

THIS PAPER. THEY ARE A RELIABLE GUIDE TO THE BEST

WARES THAT ARE BEING

OFFERED IN HONGKONG.

MOW'N POP

IF PEOPLE WERE ONLY FARSIGHTED ENOUGH TO SEE THE POSSIBILITIES IN "MAGIC-MUD TO HAVE NO TROUBLE RAISING $100OD - BUT THEY'LL BUY WILDCAT SECURITIES LIKE

PEANUTS AND LET A GOOD THING

DROP UKE A HOT POKER

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

EVER SINCE MARG ANNOUNCED HER EN- GAGEMENT ALL WEVE TALKED ABOUT IS MARRIAGE ! IF WE DON'T STOP WELL BE GETTING THE BRIG

OURSELVES

THAT'S RIGHT! YESTERDAY

| | TRIED TO WRITE A LETTER ON TH ADDING MACHINE

FLINT

& STEELE

LOA

NOT THINKING ABOUT IT IS EASY BUT NOT TALKING

ABOUT IT IS

DIFFERENT! THAT'S ALL TH BOYS WANT

TTALK ABOUT

Flint and Steele Prove Hard Dealers

MR.GUNN - I DO NOT WISH TO DISCOURAGE "MAGIC MUD" BUT I THINK IT'S A MERE FAD-PEOPLE WILL TAKE IT UP FOR A SHORT TIME BUT LIKE OTHER NOVELTIES IT WILL DIE AN

EARLY DEATH

NOW THUT MARG HAS LEFT, I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE IT A HOUSE RULE NOT TO DISCUSS MARRIAGE AT ALL

1. DIDNT ASK TO

HEAR THE MOURNFUL

THAT LISTENS OK WITH ME!

SIGH OF A

CREPE HANGER –

I ASKED FOR YOUR TERMS ON A LOAN

OF $10,000

Here' How!

WELL, I DUNNO : TH EASIEST WAY NOT TBREAK A PARGAIN IS NOT T'MAKE ONE!

"I'M AFRAID

IF YOU INSIST-ILL PUT UP THE MONEY FOR A FIRST MORTGAGE ON YOUR PROPERTY, HOUSE AND FURNISHINGS- THIS WILL ALSO INCLUDE

YOUR CAR YOU SIGN OVER YOUR LIFE INSURANCE TO ME AND I'LL CHARGE 2500 FOR THE PERIOD OF THE LOAN

AW HECK! LET'S MAKE

LET'S MAKE IT A

IT "WINDING

NOW, THAT'S ALL SETTLED. | LAW THAT IN WHAT WILL FIRST ONE TBREAK. THE PENALTY TRAINING HAS TWASH

BE?

ALL TH' DISHES

FOR A MONTH!

WASHINGTON TUBBS II

'DON'T WORRY PURDY DAT CAKE EATER THERE CAN'T SCRAP NONE

MAYBE HE CANE BOT TH WORRIED

ANYHOW 151 GOTTA FIGHT HIM TOMORROW

WANTA KNOW ROW RE MANIPULATES.

MI'S FISTS

Co u AMBLE EONG SIDA HIM AM THUMP HIS NOSE GENTLY-DEN WE CAN TELLJ NHEDDER FIS

NOT HE CAN

FIGHT

GBOY' THAT'S GREAT BUT BE KINDA EASY ON FUNA KID - JUST FIND OUT HOW

GOOD HE AS-SEE:

WHAM

BAM.

"HALP

кон

BATTLING KANO IS GETTING TOO ROUCH WITAL

BERTRAM

YOU WILL, WILL YA YA LIL

ALLEY RAT'

| TH" CLOCK"

OR SOMETHIN

LIKE THAT!

By TayloiTM**

SAY-YOU MAKE JESSE JAMES LOOK LIKE A NURSEMAID - IF ED

OFFER YOUA BIO BILL FOR A DIME' YOU'D PRY OUT THE GOLD FILUNGS IN MY TEETH AND MAKE ME LEAVE MY LEFT ARM FOR SECURITY- YOUR TERMS WOULD MAKE A

KEG OF NAILS FEEL LIKE

A FEATHER BED!!

SEPICH

(Capszicht, 1921, Dv Nå Servi

JAYLOR

TO SINGLÍ BLESSEDNESS!

WILL THERE

BE ANYTHING ELSE SIR?

FIRE SALE

ON ALL ・TOMBSTONES

By Martin

BUT MANY DATES AN' LOTS OF 'EM!

By Crane.

ER-YOU DON'T SELL LIFE INSURANCE, DO YOU?

Clau

FUNNY STORIES,

HER BALAD DAYS.

Mistress-I'd like to know. Norah, what has become of all the roast beef and cako loft over from yesterday.

Norah Now, mum, didn't yor nover 'ave a policeman callin' or yor when yer was my age?-- LON- don Opinion.

HARDLY NORMAL.

"My wifo has the host remark- ablo self-control."

"How is that?"

"Sho road hor Christmas cards without passing a finger ovor the engraving "-- Life.

OUNCE OF PRECAUTION. Rollly-Stop up hore, O'Brion, and let me bave a good look at ye.

O'Brion-What's the idea f

Reilly I've got some insultia* things to say to yo, an! I want to be able later on to identify yo positively. 32 the man whe shiruck me.- Life.

UNTHOUGHTFUL

Wifio (going through an old snapshot album of hubby's) And who's this creature with her head on your shoulder?

Hubby Oh, that's a little girl I know years before we met, darling.

Wiflo-Oh, George, how could you be so unfaithful to me---uvon be-before wo, mot?....-Parsing Show.

TWOS COMPANY.

Mr. Meyer strove vainly to make her acquaintance. At last sho ntored a rostaurant and Моуст

bo'dly satat hor table and ordered two coffees with two portions of aske.

The lady remarked in a mild voice: "Make it thres. My hus- band will be here in a fow moments!"-Jugend (Munich).

THIS DAY AND AGE

Educated (affected by moon- lgbt)-Somehow-you're diffar- ent from other girls I bave known. There's something mysterioue about you that unfathomable

omething that makes me-

Co-educatod-G'war! If you want a pat, say so,-Penn State Fruth.

LOT OF SAND. THE SHE K.-Through the Sa bara's worst randstorm I have come to thee, Nellie.

THE SHEIKESS-Aya, Rodolph, surely thou trust he a man of grit Washington Columna,

FAME END

Meg Browne-1 frankly admit I am lock ng for a husband. Mr. Grne- So am I. "But I thought you had one." "So I have, and I spend most of ry time looking for him."- Answers.

$

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

HOH -ALEX! WAIT A MINUTE. TILL I TELL

YA WHAT I DID WHEN

I WUZ DOWW TOWN

TDAY!

VILADYADO

I FELL OVER

A HUNDRED FEET DOWNTOWN! CAN YA'MASINË

??

You

WHAT?

The Little Jokester

FELL OVER A HUNDRED FEET!! YEAH, M68BS A

THOUSAN' FOR ALL

I KNOW.

656,WUZZNT |

YOU EVEN

HURT?

HAMA

NAHA-Z

WUZ GETTIN'

BY BLO SER

OFF A CROWDED STREET CAR!!

mmm HA AHA

LACTOGE

"The Natural-MIK Food

ЧАСТО СЕЙ

For YOUR BABY

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