CHILDREN
FREE
HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 1925. (FEATURE SKOTION).
A PAGE FOR
THE KIDDIES.
FALESMAN SAM
1
Sam Didn't Even Wait for His Pay
OH 804-A FULL HOUSE!- I WONDER HOW MUCH MONEY SAM TOOK IN?
WHATU, YOU ONLY TOOK IN 75 4 1?
HOW COME?
WHY-EVERYBODY CAME WITH ONLY
FIVE KIDS EACH
MANY
By SWAN
IMOUTES
924 OY KEA LET ICE,
A Guide to
the Best Values
READ THE ADVERTISMENTS, IN
THIS PAPER. THEY ARE A RELIABLE GUIDE TO THE BEST
WARES THAT ARE BEING
OFFERED IN HONGKONG.
MOW'N POP
IF PEOPLE WERE ONLY FARSIGHTED ENOUGH TO SEE THE POSSIBILITIES IN "MAGIC-MUD TO HAVE NO TROUBLE RAISING $100OD - BUT THEY'LL BUY WILDCAT SECURITIES LIKE
PEANUTS AND LET A GOOD THING
DROP UKE A HOT POKER
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
EVER SINCE MARG ANNOUNCED HER EN- GAGEMENT ALL WEVE TALKED ABOUT IS MARRIAGE ! IF WE DON'T STOP WELL BE GETTING THE BRIG
OURSELVES
THAT'S RIGHT! YESTERDAY
| | TRIED TO WRITE A LETTER ON TH ADDING MACHINE
FLINT
& STEELE
LOA
NOT THINKING ABOUT IT IS EASY BUT NOT TALKING
ABOUT IT IS
DIFFERENT! THAT'S ALL TH BOYS WANT
TTALK ABOUT
Flint and Steele Prove Hard Dealers
MR.GUNN - I DO NOT WISH TO DISCOURAGE "MAGIC MUD" BUT I THINK IT'S A MERE FAD-PEOPLE WILL TAKE IT UP FOR A SHORT TIME BUT LIKE OTHER NOVELTIES IT WILL DIE AN
EARLY DEATH
NOW THUT MARG HAS LEFT, I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE IT A HOUSE RULE NOT TO DISCUSS MARRIAGE AT ALL
1. DIDNT ASK TO
HEAR THE MOURNFUL
THAT LISTENS OK WITH ME!
SIGH OF A
CREPE HANGER –
I ASKED FOR YOUR TERMS ON A LOAN
OF $10,000
Here' How!
WELL, I DUNNO : TH EASIEST WAY NOT TBREAK A PARGAIN IS NOT T'MAKE ONE!
"I'M AFRAID
IF YOU INSIST-ILL PUT UP THE MONEY FOR A FIRST MORTGAGE ON YOUR PROPERTY, HOUSE AND FURNISHINGS- THIS WILL ALSO INCLUDE
YOUR CAR YOU SIGN OVER YOUR LIFE INSURANCE TO ME AND I'LL CHARGE 2500 FOR THE PERIOD OF THE LOAN
AW HECK! LET'S MAKE
LET'S MAKE IT A
IT "WINDING
NOW, THAT'S ALL SETTLED. | LAW THAT IN WHAT WILL FIRST ONE TBREAK. THE PENALTY TRAINING HAS TWASH
BE?
ALL TH' DISHES
FOR A MONTH!
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
'DON'T WORRY PURDY DAT CAKE EATER THERE CAN'T SCRAP NONE
MAYBE HE CANE BOT TH WORRIED
ANYHOW 151 GOTTA FIGHT HIM TOMORROW
WANTA KNOW ROW RE MANIPULATES.
MI'S FISTS
Co u AMBLE EONG SIDA HIM AM THUMP HIS NOSE GENTLY-DEN WE CAN TELLJ NHEDDER FIS
NOT HE CAN
FIGHT
GBOY' THAT'S GREAT BUT BE KINDA EASY ON FUNA KID - JUST FIND OUT HOW
GOOD HE AS-SEE:
WHAM
BAM.
"HALP
кон
BATTLING KANO IS GETTING TOO ROUCH WITAL
BERTRAM
YOU WILL, WILL YA YA LIL
ALLEY RAT'
| TH" CLOCK"
OR SOMETHIN
LIKE THAT!
By TayloiTM**
SAY-YOU MAKE JESSE JAMES LOOK LIKE A NURSEMAID - IF ED
OFFER YOUA BIO BILL FOR A DIME' YOU'D PRY OUT THE GOLD FILUNGS IN MY TEETH AND MAKE ME LEAVE MY LEFT ARM FOR SECURITY- YOUR TERMS WOULD MAKE A
KEG OF NAILS FEEL LIKE
A FEATHER BED!!
SEPICH
(Capszicht, 1921, Dv Nå Servi
JAYLOR
TO SINGLÍ BLESSEDNESS!
WILL THERE
BE ANYTHING ELSE SIR?
FIRE SALE
ON ALL ・TOMBSTONES
By Martin
BUT MANY DATES AN' LOTS OF 'EM!
By Crane.
ER-YOU DON'T SELL LIFE INSURANCE, DO YOU?
Clau
FUNNY STORIES,
HER BALAD DAYS.
Mistress-I'd like to know. Norah, what has become of all the roast beef and cako loft over from yesterday.
Norah Now, mum, didn't yor nover 'ave a policeman callin' or yor when yer was my age?-- LON- don Opinion.
HARDLY NORMAL.
"My wifo has the host remark- ablo self-control."
"How is that?"
"Sho road hor Christmas cards without passing a finger ovor the engraving "-- Life.
OUNCE OF PRECAUTION. Rollly-Stop up hore, O'Brion, and let me bave a good look at ye.
O'Brion-What's the idea f
Reilly I've got some insultia* things to say to yo, an! I want to be able later on to identify yo positively. 32 the man whe shiruck me.- Life.
UNTHOUGHTFUL
Wifio (going through an old snapshot album of hubby's) And who's this creature with her head on your shoulder?
Hubby Oh, that's a little girl I know years before we met, darling.
Wiflo-Oh, George, how could you be so unfaithful to me---uvon be-before wo, mot?....-Parsing Show.
TWOS COMPANY.
Mr. Meyer strove vainly to make her acquaintance. At last sho ntored a rostaurant and Моуст
bo'dly satat hor table and ordered two coffees with two portions of aske.
The lady remarked in a mild voice: "Make it thres. My hus- band will be here in a fow moments!"-Jugend (Munich).
THIS DAY AND AGE
Educated (affected by moon- lgbt)-Somehow-you're diffar- ent from other girls I bave known. There's something mysterioue about you that unfathomable
omething that makes me-
Co-educatod-G'war! If you want a pat, say so,-Penn State Fruth.
LOT OF SAND. THE SHE K.-Through the Sa bara's worst randstorm I have come to thee, Nellie.
THE SHEIKESS-Aya, Rodolph, surely thou trust he a man of grit Washington Columna,
FAME END
Meg Browne-1 frankly admit I am lock ng for a husband. Mr. Grne- So am I. "But I thought you had one." "So I have, and I spend most of ry time looking for him."- Answers.
$
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
HOH -ALEX! WAIT A MINUTE. TILL I TELL
YA WHAT I DID WHEN
I WUZ DOWW TOWN
TDAY!
VILADYADO
I FELL OVER
A HUNDRED FEET DOWNTOWN! CAN YA'MASINË
??
You
WHAT?
The Little Jokester
FELL OVER A HUNDRED FEET!! YEAH, M68BS A
THOUSAN' FOR ALL
I KNOW.
656,WUZZNT |
YOU EVEN
HURT?
HAMA
NAHA-Z
WUZ GETTIN'
BY BLO SER
OFF A CROWDED STREET CAR!!
mmm HA AHA
LACTOGE
"The Natural-MIK Food
ЧАСТО СЕЙ
For YOUR BABY
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