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́HONGKONG ` TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, JANUARY 17, 1925. (FEATURE SECTION).
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SALESMAN $AM
SAY SAM, THERE'S NO MILK TOR DINNER- BEAT IT OUT
AND MILK BOSSY, WILL
YOUT
LEAUE IT TO
ME,
DAD
FOR TH LOUA MIKE-HE TAKES LONG ENOUGH I'LL BET HE FORGOT ALL ABOUT TH' COW
FOR THE KIDDIES.
Obeying Orders
BY SWAN
JUST AS I THOUGHT-HE'S FORGOT-
HEY SAM!!!!
AM
THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO MILK THAT COWUN
MOM'N POP
FOR GRACIOUS SAKE -
SOME. ONE HAS LEFT
A BARY ON OUR
DOORSTEP!!
- AND THE NERVE! THIS NOTE SAYS THEY KNOW WE'LL GIVE IT A GOOD
HOME
The Mystery Basket-Part 2
HULLO IS THIS TH ORPHANALE? SOMEBODY'S LEFT A BABY ON OUR DOUR- STEP! NO! WE DONT WANT IT- SEND
SOME ONE OVER
AN GIT IT!!
YES-TIRS 15 THE PLACE!! POP - BRING THE BABY IN
MAN 15 HERE FROM THE ORPHANAVEL
1 KINDA FEEL SORRY FOR
THE LITTLE RASCAL - DESERTED •W“ NO HOME
((--11--YOW!
ow!!
40.0.0 OW!
BOOTS
BOOTS, ARE YOU SURE THEYRE
LEAVING ON THIS TRAIN?
AND HER
BUDDIES
ABSOLUTELY DON BRECKENRICE SAID KIMMY GILKON VID MM THAT JOAN MORRISON HAD SEYN PPLYKKEY BELI WHO SAD DON BROOKER KNEW TOR
A FACT THEY WERE
THERE, LOOK! | AU THANG A COUNTE THERT THEY ||OF WHET'S YOURE COME-SEE? BGP AU
They're Off
GCOLUTE MARG!
BYE E.OH
IT IS THEMA ISLE EN
GOODBYE!
WASHINGTON TUBBS ||
BUT YOU OUGHINI
TO GET SORE AT A
"LITTLE THING LIKE
THAT HE WAS PROBLY JUST JOKING
RODSIK ME CALLED ME A "IGOLD-DIGGER, AND IF YOU WERE HALF A MAN YOU WOULD MAKE RIM APOLOGIZE F
RFI m
Bột TH HAY OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT-BUT NOTTIE'S A LITTLE PLEVED BECAUSE YOU INTIMATED SAL ---
SAY! WHATS TH BIG IDEA! WANTA N'APOLOGY-IS THAT
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THEN YOU TELL YOUR BLONDINE PLAYMATE TO GO JUMP IN AN OILCAN, FURTHERMORE, THE NEXT TIME SHE WANTS ME TO APOLOGIZE FOR TELLING THE TRUCH SHE'D QEITER SEND AROUND MORE THAN HER BANTAM WEIGHT PING-PONC PARTNER-AN' THAT'S THAT! HOW RUN ALONG
AND PLAY.
I'M A PEACE LOVING GUY, BUT NOBODY CAN INSULT MY GIRL
AN GET AWAY WITH AT YOU
JUST WAIT -I'LL SEE WHAT
HE HAS TO SAY
FRECKLES AND HISFRIENDS
SURE
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Weight
In Can
5 3/4 L.ba.
MiniDED
Wright.
Marinum
Service,
PORTABLE MODEL
Solo Agenta
DODWELL & CO., LTD
Queen's Bldg.
Phono. C. 1030.
WHAT'S THE IDEA? THIS IS AN EMPTY.
BASKET - WHERE'S
THE BABY?
JAVINK
TWE TRE
WELL?
WHAT DID HE SAY?
By Taylor
By Mortin
By Crane.
TELL
DIDN'T YOU SO? HE SAID HE WAS JUS „FOOLIN' ALL TH
TIME
d'enag
FUNNY STORIES.
INDIRECTLY.
Flubb-So the doctor ordered you to cancel your European trip this year?
Dubh-Well, not exactly in so many words. Ho gravely warnod me that I was in no condition to start drinking-Judge.
EASY VICTORY.
A budding author sent his first play to a famous actor-manager, with a note attached which ran: I'll bet you'a pound you don't road it all through."
By roturn of post the author received his play with a pound note and the brief reply, "You've won."-Tit- Bits.
À SUBSTITUTE.
The wife of the profiteer was having great difficulty over the furnishing of the large house, She did not know the names of ordinary articles of furniture, and the more ornamental things puzzled her completely.
One day a woman asked hor, "Have you Lamb's Tales?"
She thought for awhile, and thon answered norvously: "No, but I've got a grey shaopskin rug."-Til-Bits.
Ho
IIE'S WILLING.
WAN getting into his automobile when a pretty young woman stopped him.
Young Woman-Ploase help the Working Girls' Homo,"
Ho-Certainly! I haven't much time. How far away do they
ivo?"Answers,
Tho
Hсales
QUICK REPAIRS. inspector-1 find your absolutely correct, Mr: Short-16 ounces to the pound;
The Groour-1 suspected they woro. I'm going to fix ‘om whon |I got time:—Answers.
MISTAKE,
that
Mr. Rabbitt-Who was lady I saw you with yesterday? Mr. Crabbitt-- Oh, that was the wife, my stenographer is on her vacation.Judgo.
OCEANS OF EXPERIENCE.
Employer: "What do you know about salesmanship?"
Applicant: "Well, at home 1 always skippered the pator's yacht.Sydney. Bulletin.
HOW IT HAPPENED. And how's Mike to-day, Mrs. Flanagan?" inquired the doctor.
"Faix, an' ho's dead, sorr.“ *Doad !" said the- horrifiod medico. "Never! Did you give him that powder ?"
* I did, Borr. Yoz tould me to give him what 'ud go on a six- ponco, an' as Oi didn't have a six-ponco Oi guv him what wint on six ponnies, sorr, and-and
funeral's to-morrow, sorr."
NERE
UTAM
SED EM
ASCIAS
Freckles Starts a Fad
ATS ALL
RIGHT THEY AINT NEW
BOOKS' WALRE'D
I PUT MY HANNY I'
CH-HERE 'TIS
SAY! OUR TEACHER TOL UST BRING A PENWIPER I SCHOOL
TOWY - 1 [ONT SEE ANY IN VER STUFF HERE, FRECKLES
WHAT DO I WANTA BE BOTHERED WITH A FENWIPER FORS
I'M WEARIN THIS BLACK COATTM OF MINE INSTEAD'
GET ME?
BY BLOSSER
YEAH-IM GONNA SEE IF /.....
I AINT GOT ONE AT
HOME
SOME PLACE!
The Natural-Milk Food
BINE BY HEA KONVICE ING.
ACTOCE
For YOUR BABY
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