1924-12-20 — Page 14

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).

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$ALESMAN $AM

"YESSIFT SAM- FROM NOW ON, AS COMPETITORS, WE ARE ENEMIES -

BUT-LET ME GIVE YOU A

LITTLE ADVICE

SHOOTI

SAM HOWD)

HIMSELF

J. GUZZLEM

FOR THE KIDDIES.

Sam Has a Wonderful Business Senso

/ ́CE DOUATE WITH YOUIT FELLUN PRIN --

FOR INSTANCE- THERE WERE TWO VERY RICH BUSINESS MEN- ONL MADE ALL HIS MONEY I BY BEING CRODIED - A CHEAT - ROBBING HI- CUSTOMERS WHILE TH OTHER MADE.

HIS MONEY

/PH BEING HONEST - GIUIRE EVERY |BUDAM A SQUAKE DEAL AND NEUER KNEW WHAT IT WAS TO BE CROOKED JOR A CHEAT - NOJ · WHICH MAN

HOULD YOU RATHER BE ?

MOM'N POP

NOW DON'T BE SHEERD O'TH JUDGE - SAY SOMETHIN' T' HIM IN A FRIENDLY WAY AN HE'LL FALL FERIT AN LET HOUSE OFF EASY - I KNOW COZ I'VE BEEN A. REGLAR CUSTOMER OF HIS-

I'M GLAD Y

TOLD ME -1

GIT MY TRIAL

TODAY!!!

NOW LET'S SEE - WHAT CAN I SAY TO

TH JUDGE - SOME

FRIENDY REMARK - AL! I HAVE IT-

Judgment Day

*BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

WON IN PORNST CORALS THAT PETE

THESE SPA MEAN MARCELLI. WHAT I

MEAN

VENUSS YOWVE BAKED

MITH WORMY DANCERS

THAN I AM TOO- HEY.

Bonts?

NOW

LE'S

SEE-

AH GOOD MORNIN JUDGE - AN HOW ARE NOU FEELING TODAY?

Let Her Think, Gerry

17000/

I SAY I'LL BET YOUVE DANCED

WITH WORSE DANCERS THAN 1

EH.WUT?

WASHINGTON TUBBS #I

[GOOD MORNING, VOTRE

THERES SOME TILING

E MUST EXPLAIN —

I'LL NEVER - NEVER SPEAK

TO HIM AGAIN-NOT AFTER

THE WAY ¿HE TREATED

ME LAST

NIGHT

ATIABABY! YOU SURE SHOWED BERTRAM WHO IS SWEET PAPA THAT

TIME, EN DOTHE?

THATS WHAT I CALL GIVING

A GUY THE COLD SHOULDER,

THE NERVE OF HIM! AND

HE HAD A BOX OF FLOWERS'

ANT SOME CANDY FOR

YOU TOO

IRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

WELL IF I EVER OFT

THIS RADIO OF MINE SOUANUM, IN' AGAIN TU. BE SURPRICED!!

IN THE BOOK IT SAYS

„SOMETHIN AROUT FROM,

GOND LEAR T CONDENTER

T VARIONETER

MEAN I WANNA SEP POTCKLES

FOR A MINUTE

HÉ'S IN MIEZE

S

DADIO

He's in a Bad Mood Todry!

HE DID!

BY SWAN

WHICH ONE

MADE TH MOST?

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Weight

In Case

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Phone C 1030,

FINE

By's Taylor

FIFTY DOLLARS-

HAYLOR

By Martin

I HEARD YOU THE FIRST

·TIME! I WAS JUST TRYING TO THINK!

By Crane.

YOO-HOON! BERTIE! YOO-HOOOO!

FUNNY STORIES.

ANXIOUS TO learn,

On Christmas morning the chit- dren were awake before the sun, and spreading the, toys that Father Christmas had put into their stockings on the bad. Willie was of a thoughtful turn of mind. Father," he said. "I wish I had got a dictionary in my stocking as well as these toys." "What- over do you want that?" "So that I could find out the meaning of all those words Father Christ- mas used when he stopped on the tacks I spread on the bedroom floor last night."

A TEERIBIE PERSON. The joku find was highly ox- cited. He had had a terrible Christmas dream. Breathlessly.. he relatoil how in his dream his house had boon burnt to the ground the night before Christ- mas, and ho'd had a narrow escape. "What happened?” said his colleagues. "I was at tho top of the house. I had the goose in one hand and my insurance policy in the other. The stairs had fallen in, and I was cornarod. But suddenly a bright thought struck mo. D'you know what I did" "No," chorused his col- learue. "I plucked the goose and got down," said the joke fiend.

HE KNEW.

The vicar was paying hin annual ristmas visit to tho. village Fotool. Every faco shono with cleanlinose, ovary collar stood stiff with starch, all ears were strained to catch overy word the vicar uttered, every hand was itching to be the first raised in reply. The visit was coming to an unusually successful closo when the great man asked ---- * "Now can any of you tell me what a lake is ?" Thore was a loug silence. Nobody could answer the question, At last Willia's chance bad como and his hand shot up into the air. "Woll, Willie," asked the vicar. "What is it?" A hole in the kettle, sir," was the proud answer.

A MATCH FOR HER The two 'etar" ladice, anob of whom considered herself the principal porton in the panto- mimo were attending one of the rehearsals, "Mary doar," said the sull, beautiful, fair-haired one, "In the firat scono. I have to walk- off the stage at the rear while you remain facing the audience. What 18 your cu• to go on “with your lines?" Tho dárkhaired damsel smiled sweetly, "Why, dear," he replied wi out hesitation, tho izh of pati-faution from the

alience."

I THINK IT'S YGENER- ZIP-IT ALL COMES

APART AGAIN!

SAY FRECKLES-÷I WANT TO GET AN MORA A PRESENT

FOR HER BIRTHDAY TWORCOW BUT I

DON'T VIANT HER

"TD KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT 17-

GET HER A RADIO SET SHE'LL

NEVER KNOW - ANYTHING ABOUT

THAT!!

BY BLO SER

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