1924-11-22 — Page 12

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER

1924. (FEATURE SECTION).

A PAGE

FOR THE KIDDIES.

SALESMAN: SAM

SAM HOWDY THIMSELF

is THE

PROTETOR

OF THE NEW GENL

STORE

(50 SAM LEAVES ME FLAT TO

GO INTO BUSINESS FOR

HIMSELF, EN T-I'LL FIX

HIM !!!!

ACROSS TH

STREET MOM HOW

HOWDY CO

|GUZZLEM→ · PLACE

'YA GOTTA

Be In

BUSINESS

FOR

YOURSELF TO MAKE.

ANY

MONEY SAYS SAM

G. H. co.

It'll Be a Mighty Long Week

CAND I DRAGGED YOU OUT OF TH

GUTTER- BRQUGHT YOU UP IN TH' SELLING GAME I EVEN GIVE YOU A HALF PARTNERSHIP IN MY STORE- AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND TRY TO PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS BY PUTTING UP A STORE ACROSS TH STREET FROM ME-

'SARY

POST No Bills

YOU MARK MY WORDS, YOUNG MAN- I'M GONNA PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS

INSIDE OF A WEEK

HOWDY'S SYRUP

I REAL

SYRUP

DON'T BUY GVzZUM'S

KRUP

BY SWAN

IF IT TAKES ME- TEN YEARS TO

DO IT

1824 MY MIA VERVICE HIG

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE-H. K. $112.50 NET.

Weight

In Case

· 5 3/4 Lkx.

Minimum

Weight.

Maximum

Service

PORTABLE MODEL

Sole Agents

DODWELL & CO., LTD

Queen's Bides.

Phone. C. 1030,

MOW'N POP

OCH!

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

Funbr po' DAMBERO

WAVE QUITE A MIMILAR YOUNG LADY THE MORNING!

ON, ARE THESE ALL FOR HER ?

ZUNK

"GOOD GRACIOUS AUNE! FORTY

ELEVEN" BILLS AND EVERY ONE FOR BOOTS! M-ARTHURS DRESS-MAKING SHOPPE- LINTENS - MON MATER

WASHINGTON :: TUBBS }

YOU-HOD WASH! DO YOU WANT

TO DANCE?

SURE THING,

DOTHE.

IBET SHE DON'T CALL BERTRAM SPEED OVER LIKE THIS. I TREAT HER INDEPEN-

DENT LIKE, AN' SHE FALLS

FOR IT.

A Reducer's Nightmare

?

One Way of Looking at It

HEY, BOOTS! WHY DON'T YOU TRADE AT ONE STORE-WHAT'S THE IDEA IN STARDING A CHARGE

ACCOUNT WITH EVERY READY - TO-WEAR JOINT IN TOWN?

OF COURSE YOU KNOW MISS LEMONDROP, VASI, SHE WAS A GREAT FRIEND OF OUR LATE PRESIDENT,

OUR

ANDREW JACKSON.

DANCE

BABY

LET 'ER RAVE !!

TAYLORLD

DO LET'S GO OUT ON THE PORCH, MR. TUBAS, THE

By Taylor

Z-ZOO

By Martin

OH, IT MAKES THE BILLS SO MUCH SMALLER Ø

KOON 13 FAR TDO ROMANTIC TO MISS, DUNT YOU THINK?

MAKING

By Crane.

YOU'RE SIMPLY WONDERFUL. TONIGHT DOTTIE

OH

·BERT - IEL

KALE

FUNNY STORIES,

THE RIGHT END.

Tommy, had received such a caning from his schoolmaster that ho required at least a wator-

dushion upon which to alt at all comfortably. His mother sought out the master, and demanded to know the why and the whorofora of the licking, adding :

"Would you say just what ond you had in view punishing the lad ?"

The mastor replied:

"Yos, madam, I had the same and in view that anybody else would bavo in spanking à bad boy,"

す

WHY HE CRIED. Evon at only a little over two years old Bobby was very wilful. One day ho insisted on doing what he had been forbidden to do. "Bobby," his mother said sternly, "if you do that I'll spank you.” The child burst into half-bystoric wooping, Alarmed by such an instant result, his mother put her warn- ing in a more roassuring form.

Bobby, dear," she said gently, "if you don't do it, mother won't spank you." In a volce choked with sobs the unconsoled Bobby ratorted: 'But I'm goin' to do lit."

NOT A FAT PART. Waoke passed without nows from the local beauty who had loft town to make her fortuno in the movies. Then one day she returned and took her old job.

"But what about acting for the pictures ?" she was asked. **Didn't they give you a part ? ".

"Yes, they gave me a part," she answered bitterly. "They told me I could be the hand that hold the bottle marked 'Poison' in the villain's nightmare t”—- Tit-Bits.

THE WAY OF IT. First office boy-A fellow called just now; wanted to see you.

Second office boy-What was he like, tall or short?

"Oh, both."

"Botht How do you make that our!"

Why, he was tall and wanted to borrow ton dollars."-Tit-Bits. A SHORT WAIT.

Lady-I would like a dress in the very latest fashion t

Assistant-Tako a seat for a moment, madam-the fashion is just bsing changed - Strix (Stockholm).

VERSATILE. Mietress-Can you serve com pany t

Now Maid-Yea; oither way. "Either way 7"

"Yes, ma'am ; so's they'll come again or no's they won't.”—- Answers.

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

WELL THAT'S TH THIRD TIME I HAD T TEAR

UP MY 'RITHMETIC LESSON » SUBTRACTION

ALLUS DID GET MY

GOAT!!

HOLD ON THERE- WHAT'S YOUR TROUBLE

AW, I NEVER CAN GET SUBTRACTION PROBLEMS-SUCKS!

WHATIS TH USE OF NUMBERS ANYWAY?

Very Simple!

WELL, WELL, THAT ISN'

·SO DIFFICULT-TU HELP||

YOU A

7 WTTLE

NOW SUPPOSING YOU HAD FIFTEEN DENNIES AND YOU LOST TEN. OF THEM- NOW

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE

IN YOUR POCKET ?

I'D HAVE

A HOLE!

BY BLOSSER

ACTOGEN

The Natural-Milk Food

ACTOGEN

For YOUR BABY