1924-11-15 — Page 12

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 15, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION

A PAGE

FOR THE KIDDIES.

$ALESMAN $AM

AT

·GENERAL

HELP WANTED 12 EXPERIE

0.-CALL 1300 BETWEEN

9 RM.0

The Plot Thickens.

TUE GOT IT! - TEL CALL UP AND PIPPLY FOR TH' JOB MYSELF AND. WHEN FIND OUT WHO HE 14

HE'D BETTER LOOK OUT

PUBLIC

TELEPHONE

111410E

YESSIR-I'VE HAD 2 YEARS

EXPERIÈNCE AS A

CLEAK

TELL

AND YOU SPY YOU WILL START IN AT $15.

WEEK WELL-

MR GUZZLEM

YOU SEEM TO BE MIST THE MAN I WANT

BUT I'M AFRAID I CANT USE YOU—

DROP MILKOL

BY SWAN

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS.

· PRICE - H. K. SII2:50 NET.

Weight

10 Ease

5 5/4 Lbs.

Minimum

Wellbe

Maximen

Service.

PORTABLE. MODEL

Sola Agents

DODWELL & CO., LTD

Queen's Bldgs.

Phone. O. 1930.

MOWIN POP

NO POP U'M NOT EATING A THING THIS MORNING THIS CUP OF COFFEE IS ALL

I WANT !!

YOU DIDN'T LAT ANA BREAKFAST 50 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY COMIN DOWN ANT HAVIN LUNCH WITH

ME IT WOULU BE

A CHANGE!

LOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

Gccio fur

WASHINGTON TUBBS II

DORAMMES

za tu N

THIS YOUNGER GENERATION 19 TOD SPINELESS. WHEN I WAS COURTIN' A GIRL SHE THOUGHT THERE WASN'T ANOTHER UNMARRIED HAN LEFT-1 HAD ALL THE SINGLE MEN SO SKEERED THEY WAS AFRAID TO MEET

HER. BUT YOU!- GLORY BE!!

YES, I KNOW - Pop.

BUT I SIMPLY

CAN'T

Good News for Mom

HERE I BROUGHT

A NICE STEAK

HOME FOR

DINNER AN" YOU SAY Y' WON'T

EAT ANY F

1 THIS YOUR WEEKLY PROPOSAL WALLY?

YEAH!

Try Again, Wally

YOU PICK OUT THE HANDSOMEST, RICHEST, ANG LONESOMEST STRANGER YOU CAN FIND, BRAG TO NIM ABOUT YOUR GIRL, AN THEN INTERDOOKE HIPS. THATS UKE YELLIN' HOORAY FER THE KING "AT A SINN FÉIN PICNIC. YOU'D GIVE JACK DEMPSEY A CONT OF HNL AN' A SHOTGUN, AN' DARE HIH TO FIGHT YOU ARMED!

WITH A BUSTED PEASHOOTER.

NO. POP

I CANT EAT IT

NOW LOOK HERE.MOM IF YOU DON'T EAT PRETTY SOON YOU'LL GIT AS SKINNY AS

AN ANGLE WORM.

By Taylor

OH- POP! DO YOU REALLY, THINK

50?

DON'T YOU KNOW YET WHY I'VE REFUSED YOU?

+ CAN'T

THINK!

WHY SHOULD YOU WORRY ABOUT A RIVAL? YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE VALENTINO FEEL IS OUT OF PLACE WITH THE CUTICS AS AN ESKIMO IN A TURK1B4 BATH.

GIVE THIS GUY ENOUGH ROPE, WASIT, AN' HELL. HANG YOU

*MEVER, BOSS, KAS DEFEAT BEFALLEN A

TUBBS. EVER; CHIVAL ROUS IN LOVE AND WAR, BUT ALWAYS TO IBE FEARED. I MAY

BE DOWN BUT

TAYLOR

By Martin

THAT'S THE

REASON EXACTLY !

By Crane,

GWAN, ROMEO, AN' DELNER THEM PRUNES. I'VE HEARD THAT 'ORATION. BEFORE, -A TWBOYS "DON'T BEGIN TO FIGHT MEL HUIS, BAĽKÉS: TO

À WALL-THEN THE OMER GUY THINKS HES "GOT. THE STVITUS DANCE IN A CACTUS, BED 'AN"}

AHOLDIN' A WILDCAT, UNDER EACH, ARTI

EXLIZ

FUNNY STORIES.

NOT WORKING.

Employer--"Thomas, I wish you wouldn't whistle while at your work."

Office-hoy, "I ain't working. Sir; I'm only whistling."

WILAT IT MEANS.

Arliet's Wifo:

"Your picturo

Is lovely, dear, and what does it represent?"

Artist: "For you, a hat, now

furs, and a nockince."

THE REASON WHY.

Doctor: "You cough moro

Laasily this morning.".

Patient: "Yes, I've practising all night."

TICKED OFF.

boon

Mn. Jackson--“I understand that that young man who comes to see you so often is anxious to become an actor?"

+

His Daughter-" Yes, pa. Ho wants to appear before the foot- {lights."

Mr.

Jackson:-" Well, he'd. battor disappear before my foot. lighte.-

HE LUST THE JOB. Seaside Hotel Proprietor.--Ah.. And now, over hero is the ocean!! Publicity export--The ocean 7- Where? I don't see any ocean.

Hotel Propriotor-You-don't. -see-any-ocean Wall, my doar air, I'm afraid you're not the man wo want to write our advor- tisömonts, Manchester Evening " Newa,

ACROBATICS.

"How did you got that out on your hand ?"" asked a man of his slightly inebriated friend.

Must ha' bit myself," was the roply.

1 "How could you bite yourself up there

Must haatood on a chair.”--- Tit-Bits (London).

LIKE THE REST.'

&

A doputation waited upon typical Lancashire mill manager with a request that he should |"shut down” on the afternoon of

the football match.

He was mightily indignant. "What! Close the mill for a football match? Watever's the world coming to 2"

Then he embarkod upon a vigorous denunciation of the game and its dangerous trond in the direction of interfering with business empire, the universe; but he gave in.

When the deputation had gone, he turned to his clerk. :

"I'll have to be mighty careful' none of 'em sees me there," he ob- served. Who d'yo think'll win?"

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

YOU HELP ME WITH MY LESSONS, POP, AN

TEN TUL GET TO

60 OUT AN PLAY QUICKER

ALL RIGHT-BUT YOU

MUST LISTEN

ATTENTIVELY

WELL, I SEE LESSON IS ABOUT"

PERSEVERANCE - A PRETTY DEEP SUBJECT FOR SUCH SMALL

CHILDREN

PROEVER.

TOY AND WAY

The Limit

IT EASY ROC

HIM BY WAY

OF AN

USTRATION

NOW WHAT IS IT THAT CARRIES A MAN ALONG ROUGH ROADS AND SKOČIH ROADS, UP. HILLS, AND DOWN; THROUGH

JUNGLES ANO: SWAMPS

AND RAGING TORRENTS?

AW, POP, THERE

AIN'T NO SUCH

CAR!

BY BLOSSER

MOTHERS!

GIVE

YOUR BABY

LACTOGEN

THE

"NATURAL MILK FOOD”