1924-10-04 — Page 26

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH: SATURDAY; OCTOBER 4; 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

$ALESMAN $AM

HERE ARE

MAM

BY TH WAY. —

WHERE'S TH MANAGERS OFFICE?

That's All There 1-There Ain't No More

BAY!- I WONT STAND BEING WAITED ON BY A CLERK WITH A DIRTY FACE

HE LOOKS AS IF HE THINKS SOAP WAS ONLY

MADE TO BLOW

BUBBLES WITH

YOU'RE TH TENTH

- ) CUSTOMER TO MAKE THE SAME

COMPLAINT

ILL LOOK HIGHT.

INTO THIS

WHAT'S TH MATTER

WITH YOUR FACE? - TRYING TO RAISE A LOTTA TROUBLE WITH TH CUSTOMERS

NOPE.-

MORE

BY SWAN

TRYING TO

RAISE A

MUSTACHE

Sema

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In Case

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MOW'N POP

WAAL SONNY, YOUR POP TELLS ME THAT YOU'VE GOT A JOB

NOW

YES UNCLE JERRY,

I STARTED TO

WORK ABOUT TWO WEEKS A60)

THAT'S JUST FINE- I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU'VE MADE YOUR START IN LIFE

Hard Plucking

WELL IF THE BOSS CAN ONLY RECOG- NIZE MY ABILITY I'LL BE A GREAT MAN SOME DAY!!

WAAL NOW YE MUST REMEMBER THAT SUCCESS IN THIS WORLD DEPENDS

UPON PLUCK!

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

WELL, WELL!! IF

IT ISNT UTTLE

BOOTSY!

WELL IF IT

ISNT, WERE BOTH CRAZY!

WASHINGTON

TUBBS

11

GOOD MORNIN', ROMEO AN' SHOW BID. TA' SWELT

| WOHAN CHLOV TRE 13400

NOU GAVE HER INT

YOUR ASH CAN?

A COMPLA MA-HAS IR

THE KIDDING UM SATING

PREEFY YOUGHTANT HER SIT BACK AND TAKE NOÎTE FANDSEN OM AROUND

WHAT'VE YOU BEEN

DOIN' SINCE I SAW YOU LAST ?

Nothing Like Being Particular

LOOKING FOR YOU! WHEN CAN I HAVE ANOTHER DATE BOOTS?

CAN'T BLAME HER HOW TUNT - SHE PROBLY DON'T SFF MANY HANDSOM ÉGÈS LIKE YOU IN JWIŁŁYWANIE, SDURIPIDUT FROM TWOȘI MARDA LIVE THE PACK

BONE A TURKEY IN A PLATE OF HASH. Socket So Much SELF CONFIDENCE solo)

A CLEOPATRA U) GAY (MAY KIDDING

ON A ROLLER SKATE

By Taylor

THAT MAY

BE TRUE BUT-

WHERE AM I GOING TO

FIND SOMEONE

OH GEF. 203- I'LL LOOK BUT I'M AFRAID IM DATED UP INTO MAY!

WHY, THAT'S ALL RIGHT!

BY CUM WASH. YOU GOT MORE NERUE THAN AN IRISHMAN AT A PACIFIST CONVENTION!!--JUST BE CAREFUL AN' DON'T LET HERGE! WISE. TEN FEET AWAY A PLUGGED PEARY MCHT PASS FOR A FIVE DOLLAR GOLD PIECE, IN A FLAT TIRE LOOKS OK, EXCEPT RICHT AT TH VERY BOTJOM

TO PLUCK?

By Martin

BUT AS LONG AS YOU'RE BOOKING SO FAR IN AD- VANCE, MAKE IT SOME WARM, MOONLIGHT NIGHT,

WILL

YUH?

JAVLOR

By Crane

IF YOU CAN KEEP TH'SMOKED GLASSES UN HER YOURE ALL RIGHT. NOW REMEMBER-

BARNUM WAS CORRECT. YOU CAN FOOL PART OF TW WINMIN ALL TË TIME, NN' YOU CAN FODI ALL TV WAMMIL PART OF TW TIME, BUT TRERES SOME WIMMIN

THAT CAN JES1

NACHERALLY MAKE

A FOOL DUTA YOU.

DON'T WORRY

THEY WON'T MAKE

OF 'EM FOL ME

Create

FUNNY STORIES.

UNEXPECTED CALLER

Male Voico, on Phone-Is that

| 1122 Mayfair?

Lady Di-No-but-or-do tall me about yourself. I'm bored stiff-London Opinion.

SUMMER COURTSHIP. He (impulsively)-Darling. I love you?

Sho-Good gracioual Why, we- I've only just become acquainted! Ho-Yos, I know, but I'm only down here for a few days.

CRASHING THE GATES.

A cortain actor'was appointed chief of palien of a Now Jorgoy - hamlet. He was accordingly de- corated with a bright and shining badge, a symbol of his high office. The first Sunday of his incum- bency the now chief wont to church. Eventually the collec- tion plate came his way.

What did he do?

He flashed his badgol- Metro- politan Magazine,

GOING STRAIGHT. Benevolent Mrs. Smithers (who has discovered a youthful bur- glar in her dining room)-Young man, instead of sending you to Jail, I've decided to give you another chanco,

Burglar-Thank yer. inum, thank yer. Only whon yer do, mum, will yer see that thom chairs ain't in the way?--Life.

HE'S AT SEA.

Harry, if I wore to die, would you marry again?"

That question is hardly fair, my dear."

Why not?"----

"Bacause if I wore to say, 'You,' you wouldn't like it, and to Bay Nover again,' wouldn't

| sound nice."---Tit- Bile.

ANOTHER JOB, Morchant-Yes, we are in need of a portor. Where were you employed last?

Applicant-In a bank, sir. Morchant-Did you clean it out? Applicant-No, sir. The cashier did that.-Irish Weekly TimeR.

A GOOD REPORT.

"Do you mean to say you liko this stupid play ? “

"Good heavens, nol." "Why are you clapping Ko loud, thon?"

To keep awake."---Sans; Genr (Paris).

SOFT MUSIC. Sho-While you are saking papa for my hand, I'll play some thing lively on the piano.

He-I'd rathor you didn't dearost. You know some people can't keep their foot still when thoy hoar livoly music-Tit - Bits

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

LITTLE COY LOCKLIMAN

TO GNE S NAME OR SHABET

ADDRESS POLICE WILL

PROBABLY ADOPT REISER, MA,

WUZ HE

PRIZNA TEMOGLO PA NAG TULT KI, TAG? LESTWAY DE A LESSON FOR YOU. SHOULD YOU EVER HAPPEN TO GET LOST ALWAYS INFORM SOME ONE OF YOUR NAME AND

ADDRESS

To See If It Works

LOST,

POPP

BY BLOSSER

POP, CAN I GO CUT AN GET

LOST NOW ?

NEA

MOTHERS!

GIVE

YOUR BABY

LACTOGEN

THE

NATURAL MILK FOOD." ·