HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER
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PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
SALESMAN ŞAM
WHATS YOUR
HURRY SAM1
Lucky Sam Can Whistle
I'M LATE FOR
WORK THIG MORNING
DYA WANNA KNOW
THERE
19 NO
ACE LIKE
HOME
BY SWAN
HOW ?
HOW NO CAN. GET THERE MUCH SOONER?
WHERE'S
FIRE ?
WOT'S
TH RUSH?
WHISTLE
YANKEE
DOODLE
MOM'N POP
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A False Alarm
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With How
ABOUT THE
WEEK
WASHINGTON TUBBS
! YOU DON'T KHOW WACH?
TRAIN SHE'S COMING ON, RIL' YOURE MEET- ING 'EM ALL COSH, SHE
MUST BE SOME BABY!
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LENIE RAILWAY,
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CURVES AN' TAKES AWAY
YOUR BRENIH, JUST WATCH AME SHOW HER AROUND
GUT MY CAR OVER HERE.
NGC MỤCH TO LOOK AT BUT SOME LITTIE LOVE BOAT. AN SPEED SAY JUST WAIT
NOT MUCH TO
LOOK AT? WHY,
I THINK IT'S A
DEAR.
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
DID YN GĦT
SOVE MAIL,
JAY?
PO-E 5
4 LETTER I WROTE TO MY
AUNTIE AN
I'M GONNA
NOW
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SBE IT?
IT'S ALL
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CAME TO
TOWN
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS.
PRICE - HI, K. SI12,50 NET.
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53/41BL
Weight.
Maximum
Service.
PORTABLE MODEL
Sole Agents
DODWELL & CO., LTD
"Queen's Bldgs.
"PhoneTM CL030,
IT'S AWFULLY.) EXCITING ISN'T
IT POP?
THE NEXT ALT OF
"RUSTY RUBE'S REVENGE"
WILL FOLLOW IN JUST
A MOMENT!!
YAH BUT I'LL BET) TH'. VILLAIN GETS AWAY WITHOUT
BIN' KETCHED
NO IVE
WHY NOT PLAY SOME BRIDGE (VE)
CONCERT AT (HE) SEEN ) HAVENT ALL BEEN
AUDITORIUM 2 A DHAT)
TOGETHER
IN AGES
JUST LIKE MY DEAH, FRIEHO'S) CAR IN HOLLYWOOD. I
COULD JUST RIDE 18 IT- FOREVER.
WELL, WHEN YOU ALL DECIDE WHAT YOU WANNA DO-WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING, WILL YOU ?:
MAYBE YOU COULD, MDEAR, BUT THIS IS MY CAR
OVER HERE
By Taylor
TAYLORS)
By Martin
TEARTÍN.
By Crane
FUNNY STORIES.
VERY HARMLESS.
Diner (angrily to waiter)- You've spilled that soup all over my coat.
Walter. It's all right, sir. I know the soup bore; ik nover | stalas after six o'clock.—Jack-'q-
Lantern.
NOM DE PLUME, *Waiter, what is this on the bill?"
"Bungalow Duff, sir, ni 40 conis a portion."
'But what is It?"
"Formerly cottage pudding, sir, at Giftcon."-Judya.
UNBIASED DECISION. Voice over telephone--Sir, I'd like to have your daughter's hand in marriage.
Father Who is it talking? Voice over 'tolophono-That'e |all right—yes or not—Judge.
SMOOTHER FINISH.. Sho-Since our pugagement has Ibsen broken off, I will return the loomb and brush sot,
Ho-Why?
Sho-It will make parting easier.-Ohio State Bun Dial.
ANOTHER BUIT.
Magistrate-Have you appeared as a witness in a sult before? Witness-Yes, of course. Magistrato What suit was it ↑ Witness-My bluo Borgo,-Tit
Bits.
CHEAPEST THING. "Courtin's mighty" expensive,” said one man to another. "My girl wants to go to the ploturan and dances. What um Fto do.
"The same thing I do," said the ather, "Meot hor inalde.”—TV Bils..
THE REAL TRUTH. Halo-1 understand hooom- mande a good salary, p
4
Brown-No, ho merely draws it-bis
cominands it.~~
Answers.
wifo:
A MATTER OF SPELLING. Sho: Thoy any the moon has Jan influence on the tide.
He: Yos, but more on those... who are not tied.
PROUD HUSBAND;"
"So you let your husband carry a Jatoh key?' **"Oh, just to humor him. Ho likes to show it to his friends to let them see how independent ho ie-but it doesn't At the door.”— Passing bhow (Lodon), --
INCONSIDERATE.
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Friend-I suppose thee 're kept party busy diggin. graves?
Sexton-Bometimes I am, and sometimes I ain't. The trouble [os people won't dio regular.-
Sydney Bulletiy.
OLEVER PRISONER: Judge-Are you trying to show contempt for this court...
Prisoner No I am trying to cosocal it-Georgla Yellono Jacket.
Jay Makes It Plain
CREAT
Aunt
223-8
WHATS THAT; FUNNY LITTLE AUTOMOBILE ON
*THERE FOR
BY BLOSSER
"ATS MY AUNT, LIZZIE-I CAN'T WRITE LIZZIE, SO JES' DRAWED
A PICHER OF W
ONS!!
ACTOGEN
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