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HOME Mary MILES AWAY WITH THE PENITENTIARY GUARDS CLOSE ON HIS HEELS READY TO SHOOT TO KILL IF HE RESISTS TEXT EFFORG] TO CAPTURE, HIM AND HAUL HIM BACK TO PRISON

AG GM COCO TH Gone in SITE - CULLLL HIDE ME TILL THIS FERK

BLOWS QUER

Safety First-Says Sam

GREAT SCOTT!-HERE COME TH GUARD

ME FOR THIS BEAR PIT

"If I anwy COULD LAY TH

·HANDS ON THAT BIND

YOU SURE HAD A. LOTTO NERUE TO HIDE IN THAT BEAR PIT-THAT'S WOT CALL COURAGE /

POOH!-THAT WASNT COURAGE

YA SEE-I DIDNT KNOW THE

(Copyright, 1924, by NEK Seri)

SEAR

BY SWAN

BUT

DO KNOW

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS

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Weight

En Casi

$ 3/6 The.

PORTABLE MODEL

Sole Agents

Servici

DODWELL & CO., LTD.

Queen's Bldg.,

Phone. C. 1030,

MOM'N POP

Bad Enough as It Is

WHAT'S THE MATTER - POP?

TOOTH ACHE- DURN IT !!

BOOTS

AND HER BUDDIES

AND DEMOCRACY PREFERS THE IMPERFECTION OF NEOPHYTES AS THE PRETEXT FOR PERPETUAL ROTATION THERE I GUESS

I'VE GOT THAT DOWN ALL

RIGHT!

WHY, THERE'S BUSTER

OUT ON THE STEPS!

A SHINING-EXAMPLE OF WHAT YOUNG MEN

•OUGHT NOT

BE/

WASHINGTON TUBES

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I GOT HERE TOO LATE TO MEET THE TRAIN, BUr i see) DOTTIE 15 WAITING FOR ME. SHE WAS THE FIRST LOVE OF MY YOUTH BUY IT'S BEEN 30 LONG SINCE IVE SEEN HER I WOULDN'T KNOW HER EXCEPT FOR THE BLACK HAT SHE SAID SHE'D WEAR, I'LL JUST SNEAK

→ UP BOUND AND SURPRISE HER.

FRECKLES AND H'S FRIENDS

DO YA WANT

TICKETE

GUESS

WHO!

WHY HAVE TOOTH ACHE? IT'S

SIMPLY IMAGINARY ANYHOW- JUST FOLLOW DR. COUe's

ADVICE AND SAY *GET

BEHIND ME PAIN!"

IDIOT! D'YE THINK I WANT LUMBAGO?

An Expression of Thought

KNÓW HOW LONELY I'VE

SNAP OUT OF IT, BUSTER : YOULL HATCH IF YOU DONT GET IN OUT OF THE SUN!

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING

ABOUT?

GOODNESS, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER COME, DEAR! YOU DON'T

BEEN, WAITING FOR

YOU-AREN'T YOU

GOING TO KISS

YOUR BABY HELLO'?

OH BOY!

SHE WANTS

ME TO

Lazy Chicken

KISS HER!

HOWD YOU KNOW I'M THINKING?

SO YOU DIDN'T FORGET ME

AFTER ALL, DID YOU?

YOU SILLY BOY,

HOW COULD I?

By Taylor

TAYLOR)

By Martio

OH, I JUST SAW AN UNUSUAL. EXPRESSION ON

YOUR FACE!

By- Crane

MARY-MARY-MY BRIDE!

AND A BASTARDLY

HOME BREAKER!

BY BLOSSER

Oraut

FUNNY STORIES.

GENERAL RULE.

She was most anxious to And out where hor husband was so sho rang up a olub to which he bo. longed.

"Ia my husband there?" ɛbo asked the ball portor.

"No, madam."

"But I haven't even told you my name," said the astonished lady.

That's all right, madam," said tho discroot porter."No. body's busband le ́ovor_born, Northern Daily Telegraph:

THESE PROFESSORSÍ She- I wonder if you remember me? Years ago you asked me to

marry you.

L

Abeont-Minded Professor--Ah, yes ; and did you 1—Judge.

ALL WRONG. Wife-You seem worried, desru Did anything go wrong at the bank today?

Bark President Yes, the cashier.Judge.

SAFE THAT WAY,

The canuy Scot was not quite aure whether business might not | koop him away from his evening.

meal.

"Jonnie, ma girl,” said he to his wife as he left home in the |morning, "if I'm no able to be hame I'll ring ́ye up at six precisely, Dinna tak' the receiver off, and then I'll no ha'e to pit in ma two-pence."-Hutifux Daily Courier.

FULL EXPLANATION.. Doctor-My treatment is doing you good. You are looking much better today.

Fair Patient-Oh, 'I always look much better in this hat l—. Tit-Bita.

.

IN ANY METROPOLIS, MA She-Bob told me he's driven his car 110,000 miles this year.

He-Probably trying to find a place to park.--Life,

A DISADVANTAGE, Mother- What's the trouble, darling?

Batty--Those ch-children want to play cannibal, and I'm the f-f- fatiost one in the whole crowd.→→ LAƒB.

LETTER OF THE LAW,

Oh, I say, officer, you ought to censor that girl's bathing suit r" Bathing suit? What are you' talking about? I don't see no bathing suit! Judge, 2.j

A CHANCE, ANYHOW. Ho-Darling, we may have to wait a your.

We may

Bho-Never mind t not love each other than

Transcript.

Boston

VES, YOU

MET GO OUT IN

MAY

YOUR CHICKEN COOP

JAY

AN 556 IF THERES

ANY E665, MISSUS

MCGOOSEY-

WELL, HOW MANY EG6S DID YOU

FIND, JAY?

NOTTA

ONG

ÄN THERE WUZ

A LOT OF CHICKENS

STANDIN' AROUND DOING NUTHIN' TOO!!

ACTOGEN